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burr-ell · 2 years

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Honestly, imodna would be a good ship if the shippers/stans weren’t so damn insufferable. I also hate how they act like they are already canon and you can’t ship Imogen or Laudna with anyone else in the group. People got so mad when the conversation in the dust storm happened with Ashton and Laudna because people thought they were flirting. Or when on the first episode of 4 sided dive Marisha asked Robbie if Dorian’s crush was on Imogen, people got so mad at that! I also hate that they call them lesbians when THEY HAVE BOTH EXPRESSED HAVING FEELINGS FOR BOYS! Why can’t they be bi? Or Pan? I also hate how people read into Laura’s micro expressions/ movements, like last episode with the whole leaning shit “oh what was that lean Laura?!! Imogen wanted to kiss Laudna because look at Laura’s lean!” I dread the day that Imogen or Laudna fall in love with someone that’s not each other(especially if that person is a man.) because Marisha and Laura will harassed and hated because they didn’t give the people what they wanted.

oof. that's some frustration you really needed to vent, nonnie, and honestly i get it. full disclosure—my mutuals who are into imo/dna are all lovely, and none of them engage in this behavior. if imo/dna becomes canon, i'll be happy for (and potentially even happy with) fans like that. but enough shippers are doing things like this that it's becoming more and more of a source of frustration and friction as the campaign goes on.

i think a lot of fandom—in general, not just cr—still doesn't want to acknowledge that at the end of the day, they are looking at things like shippers, with a particular kind of confirmation bias. it doesn't make them necessarily wrong or right, but as easy as it can be to get swept up in it, i think it's important to take a step back every once in awhile and re-evaluate.

now admittedly, generally speaking, it takes a lot for me to get really invested in a ship; i usually only have one or two per fandom, even fandoms with tons of characters. i'm generally pretty passive about most ships if it's not the otp; like, vax/leth and pike/lan, for example, didn't need to be romantic endgame for me to enjoy CR1 (and honestly might have been more interesting to me if they hadn't), but perc/ahlia absolutely made the show for me and i honestly think them being together actively strengthens the narrative as a whole.

i say all that to say that for the most part, i very much consider myself to be along for the ride with respect to most relationships in most fandoms. if such-and-such pairing happens, great; if they don't, okay. and with CR in particular, it's such a long-form medium that i know going in that any romance is going to take a while, and most of them probably won't just reach out and grab me.

and as such, it absolutely baffles me to have seen shippers insisting, from the moment the characters first appeared in episode 1, that not only are imogen and laudna canon endgame, they're basically already together and just haven't admitted it yet. i feel this way about dor/ym and callow/moore as well—i saw a post making the rounds that claimed that all three of those ships are "not canon YET but let's be real" and like...why would you set yourself up for disappointment like that? because yeah! all three of those ships could be endgame! but they could also not be endgame. we're less than 40 episodes into a campaign that'll probably run well into the 100s.

i also fully agree with you re: the microexpressions and the cherrypicking, and i feel like a microcosm of this issue can be found in a conversation imogen has with orym early on—shippers latched onto the fact that imogen compares laudna's thoughts to music, something that finally brought her peace after the chaos of the world around her, and completely ignored the part immediately after where imogen says that the rest of the party also feels like that to her. i didn't even know that imogen said that about the whole party until i watched the episode, and to me it's an example of how shippers tend to warp canon interactions to suit a particular narrative in such a way that they become almost entirely divorced from their context.

and from the outside looking in, what confuses me about this sort of thing is like...didn't y'all already go through this? because if my understanding is correct, c2 ship discourse was full to the brim with beau/jes and wido/jest fans dissecting "laura's microexpressions" to prove that jester was for sure in love with our fave, really you guys we swear...and then not only was that not true, but jester also didn't even know about beau or caleb's feelings to acknowledge them at all, and from the actual words that came out of laura's mouth in various OOC moments like on TM, laura just...really really wanted to romance her husband's character in her dnd game and like, that's it. there was never going to be another romantic option for jester as long as fjord was on the table, and that was something that shippers always should have been taking into account.

laudna and imogen are canonically deeply important to each other. they love and appreciate each other very much. that love and appreciation could turn into a lovely romance with a great dynamic, and i certainly don't blame people for being invested in it. but it also could not be romantic endgame, and they remain friends or even get with other people. and as you said, fandom can and will turn nasty about their ships being sunk; we've already seen it happen. there's a certain smug, entitled undercurrent from that particular corner that i have very little patience with, and while i think there's something to be said for deciding to enjoy things in spite of the fandom and just be a cranky old curmudgeon shooing the wank out with a broom, i also understand the response of just "...aight, imma head out".

#the 'laura's microexpressions' thing is also why i really don't care for glasses!imogen #it's obviously not a bad thing in a vacuum but there's a tendency toward overriding specifically laura's choices and saying 'i know better'#such that even something as innocuous as glasses can be representative of a larger more frustrating problem #honestly i wonder if laura will even DO a romance this time around after two campaigns of her characters being reduced to:#a) the men in her life and then b) who she'll end up with #bc imogen has some strong vibes of like. arent u tired of being nice? don't u just wanna lose it?#like imogen reminds me very strongly of vex but specifically of the ways in which vex couldn't be unpleasant or unappealing #(mostly because vex puts up fronts to mask her flaws specifically from the party)#(while imogen is more trying to hide her actual powers and what they can do)#and i think some of that naturally comes from being a woman in geek culture on the internet as well as a woman in voice acting #but i feel like it might also come from her characters being constantly put under a microscope #and constantly told what they should and shouldn't do #and the second they make choices that make another better-liked character upset they're terrible people #like she's obviously a grown adult 40 year old woman but the constant scrutiny of your dnd choices has gotta wear on you a little bit #and yeah i didn't touch on this in the ask but. it has been 0 days since fandom did a bi-erasure #(the thing about having only 1 or 2 ships per fandom reminded me that out of all the dc comics ships i literally only care about dickkory)#(clois also has rights on account of dc can snort my taint and let two adults be happily married)#(i've had convos with friends who ship bbrae who are like 'but why would dickkory shippers dislike bbrae? they dont threaten you')#(idk man some of em just don't dig the vibe!)#cr discourse #cr wank #critical role #asks

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northlight14 · 6 months

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Me: hey, I just made this new OC! They’re not super developed yet but I really like the concept of them so far…

My brain: this is all you care about now

Me: what?

My brain: yeah that OC is all you’re gonna think about for the next several days. And I mean all you think about

Me: why tho?

My brain: I dunno. But I’ve already got ideas for the full backstory, know the perfect songs for them, have come up with several scenarios involving them, have a pretty good understanding of their character and motivations and have figured out their zodiac sign and MBTI

Me: it’s been 4 days wtf?!

My brain: wanna make a playlist and Pinterest board for them?

Me:

Me: yeah alright

#someone help. this post isn’t an exaggeration. I have done everything single thing listed here in this exact amount of time #I created them on Monday. it is now Thursday. that’s both such a short amount of time to have gotten this much done #and yet such a long time to only think about one character😅#let alone a character I created!#im just a little obsessed and I didn’t anticipate this #that playlist mentioned also has 46 songs on it #plus the playlist and Pinterest board I made for a ship between him and another one of my characters #Oc #dungeons and dragons #original character #writers on tumblr #writblr #leucis #<- that’s the characters name. we Stan him. they’re evil but it’s fine😂#OC’s #dnd #d&d

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tiny-huts · 1 year

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The party met with Jarlaxle today and I had him hanging out with his spiders and he had one of them play dead and nobody even clapped I hate it here

#waterdeep dragon heist spoilers #waterdeep: dragon heist #jarlaxle baenre #look theyve been on my mind ever since the adorable art #he did jave another one jump through a hoop and then they were impressed #dnd #after.it jumped through the hoop it raised its legs up #like peacock spiders do #then later someone was sneaking around thr ship all naughty and one of the spiders hissed at them #its very cool spiders can hiss #i think the funniest thing about the spiders #is youd think hed dislike them cause of his fucked up relationship with Menzoberranzan and Lolth #but no hand reared in bright colors and knowing tricks #talk about reclaimation lmao

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blujaydoodles · 2 years

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Now all we need is a REALLY big trenchcoat

#DnD #dungeons and dragons #gnomes #character art #illlustration #four is the Absolute Limit for one stack unless I make another gnome who actually has any strength at all kjhdfgjhfdgjf #with 9str Felix can comfortably carry 135lbs because 5e carry rules are Very Generous and the other three are about 115 all together #of course 'can carry this amount' doesn't mean 'has the core strength to manage a deeply offbalance wobbly stack' hence imminent spill lol #OH ALSO second-from-top is Indigo-- they're my pirate! :D we did an all-gnomes pirate ship oneshot/ hopefully series of one-shots #they're in there because I think I was originally thinking like 'what about gnomes playing chicken at the beach'#mel+felix vs idri+indigo but then I was like 'OR..... I could just stack them all into one leaning tower of gnomes' lmao #this is also the third or fourth completely unrelated time I've drawn Idri perched on top of other people my lil circus hooligan #she likes to be tall dot jpg #my OCs #Idri #Indigo #Melliwyk #Felix #dungeons and doodles #noncanon shenanigans

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coolspacequips · 2 years

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The first time I listened to the Bahumia arc, I got to the end like ???? Do I ship Hardshine????

Now that I'm relistening I know that I do COMPLETELY and the signs have been there for SO LONG.

#it's time for these career dnd players to stop being afraid to ship!!!!#i mean i get it here like.... this is one of the players first time playing and the DM is the other characters husband #i genuinely think Jake plays hardwon as in love w moonshine but wasn't very firm in clarifying that he wasn't joking #and moonshine loves all of her friends and companions deeply but she's low-key into him ok she just doesn't Get It #naddpod #my canon view of them is that they exist in a queer platonic gray space which I've talked about before #but now i officially want them to suddenly realized they're living an open married life post canon #text posts

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ariquar · 2 years

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Totally serious question but if i were to make like, actual charms of Teldryn and Ari would anyone be interested in them?

I'm thinking of doing a two sided charm for each of them - Teldryn masked and unmasked, and maybe Ari normal and dragon aspect?

#im asking bc i want them for myself but minimum order size per design is 3 #id obvs have to charge for them bc of manufacturing and shipping costs but #im really thinking about it #i did a test run of some charms i plan on sending over to some people that do a dnd podcast i rly love #and the quality was really good #very nice colors #plus i want to make some income aside from my job #and doing charms and pins could be fun #that being said the site also allows for holographic and rainbow effects #so if there's enough interest i was thinking of doing a fire effect for Teldryn #anyway. ill probably rb this a few times over the next few days or week or whatever to gauge interest #and maybe do some better sketches of my ideas

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icewindandboringhorror · 2 years

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utilizing all of my willpower in a daunting battle against The Fixations just to get basic household tasks done, i am very brave

#currently in a 'pace around my house for 3 hours staright talking to myself making up character scenarios in my head' phase #which is good because often that is literally how I write and get writing ideas like things start as concepts #and are only fleshed out once I spend hours talking to myself in different voices trying out dialogue and noting down the words #and situations that are the most interesting out of my daydream walkabout freakshow improv acting session but #this is BAD actually when I have 800 other things to do #I couldnt even eat dinner I just wanted to go in the other room and walk around talking to myself #which just happens #I think it's part of the natural cycle of my creativity or what the hell ever like I just.. get Like That #once every few months I become obsessively fixated on wanting to spend all of my time talking to myself like.. idk #maybe just as a way of processing ideas and stuff that have been floating around in my head for a while or somehting #then after a week or so of constantly having to fight the urge to spend all day talking to myself it's like my brain has gotten it out of #its system and I can function again #but for those few days lol #yesterday I made free time to sit and watch a show that I like and I was literally like.. no... I cant even get into the show I dont #care about this.. I would rather pace the living room and act out imaginary people #Which I know some people daydream about exisitng media characters or like their ships or something like this explicitly is not that #it's like... not even anyone in specific. original characters but not even my pre-established cast of exisitng characters #from the various things I'm writing. I just mean I literally walk around having random interactions #Like I'm playing DnD and I'm the DM and also all of the players hiknjk #but also I'm up walking around acting everything out physically and speaking so its maybe more like LARPing #but everything is just random on the spot. like just testing things out. what if I were these 5 random people off the top of my head #in this random scenario off the top of my head. is that anything? huh? then I debate with myself if it is or not #also one of those aituations where having someone spying on you would be more funny than creepy like.. * throws a punch* *also falls on the #ground because I am both the puncher and the person getting punched* *quickly rises and dashes across the room bevause I'm also a third pers #on who's just a witness* * eating a piece of toast while frantically emoting towards a blank spot on the wall #* etc. and so on and so on gybjh #also sadly yes I have super aphantasia I cannot see shit in my head this is probably why I have to physically act out all imagined #scenarios instead of just visualizing them. rip to people who can silently zone out lost in their imaginations but I'm different (WORSE)#ANYWAY I have a ton of projects right now like a game being finished and the giant worldbuilding videos and costumes and all of this stuff #bad timing to get sucked into the vortex of one of my many evil wizard afflictions that manifests once every few months

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orcelito · 2 years

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haha sometimes ur on a flying ship for a fancy dinner with all these important people and ur getting an Examination (???????) from this scientist lady who noticed how Weird you are during the dinner. clothes off but LEAST sexy fucking experience ever.

but while this is happening ur spider climbing vampire friend went poking around the bottom of the ship & found a cool bead and decided to BREAK. IT. oh whoa what do you know it’s a FIREBALL. THAT EXPLODES THE BOTTOM OF THE SHIP. KNOCKS HER OFF (OUR ONLY HEALER!!!! PROBABLY DEAD!!!!!!!) & BLOWS A BIG HOLE IN THE SHIP.

so everything is Panic & we leave our rooms & find the fiance of our wizard poisoned on the ground, not dead but we have no idea what’s going on, our healer is missing, the ship’s medic is MURDERED, & the wizard is on the top deck with the captain and OH LOOK the big lion guy starts attacking the captain & almost killing her then and there.

some running around later, I go up to the top, cast charm person on the guy, SUCCEED IN CHARMING HIM, but our rogue is pissed & throws a knife at him, which I intercept (taking 9 damage, which isnt Nothing considering how squishy I am) so the charm doesnt break. me trying to push the dude back, trying to Talk the situation down, since a fight is NOT gonna end well for us,

and then. the monk. was given a teleport ring. which she activates. & it lets her send 8 people to a place of her choice - which she chose the Peach Pit, aka where Fang works and lives.

Fang, the paladin, the princess, the rogue, the wizard, the wizard’s fiance, the captain, and the monk’s friend. NOTABLY not the monk herself, nor the rogue’s friend.

teleportation is Fucky. a few get there no problem, a few of us take damage (another 12, which is NOT. NOTHING...) then show up where we were meant to go. i get teleported across the fucking MAP but at least im alive and im going running to the Peach Pit cause that’s where my SHIT IS. so naturally im gonna meet up with them at some point. captain got Knocked Out then teleported Somewhere. we just gotta hope some good samaritan finds her and helps her bc we sure as fuck have no idea where she is.

somehow my charm is still up! so MAYBE the people on the ship will have a chance at talking down the situation. who knows!

BUT. wizard is Pissed at the rogue for almost messing up the charm, pulls his sword on her. rogue is confused and pissed and Scared bc her friend isnt there & now there’s a sword being pulled so she’s pulling her daggers. im ACROSS THE FUCKING MAP, & the only other ppl on-site are the Paladin, the princess, & the passed out fiance (who’s essentially just a civilian).

yeah. Yeah. uh. this sure is Something lmfao.

#speculation nation #d&d #we started an hour early and played for almost an hour late so a usual 3 hour dnd was almost 5 hours today #and WOWZA. ALLLLLLLLL of this happened in that last hour #aka why we all just kept playing instead of ending bc we were all like Holy Fucking Shit #im hoping this ship has some safety fucking shit for crash landings bc while im off the ship (good!) a lot of people arent (bad!)#Fang is in major Problem Solving Mode aka trying to fix the shit asap #be helpful as soon as possible as quickly as possible bc if there's something he can do he Needs To Do It #not really much i can do about the fallen healer.............. if i was THERE . i have my immovable rod #which was like. my safety line ngl lol & why i was not immediately panicking about us falling #bc at the VERY least. Fang could keep himself from going splat using the rod off and on #might dislocate his shoulder or smth but still far better than falling hundreds of feet #just . wow. that was. a fucking Lot #and. and!!!!!!!!! we are going on hiatus lmfaooo bc one of our players is getting surgery . for transition reasons .#QUITE. THE FUCKING CLIFFHANGER. FOR SEVERAL WEEKS A T L E A S T #wowza lmfao. lots and lots and lots #thinking back on my awkward Examined By The Scientist In The Least Sexy Way Possible. simpler times.................#sorry this post is so giant but SO. MUCH. HAPPENED. holy shit lmfao

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thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls · 18 days

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drew polly and eddie. today’s a good day

#They haven’t even flirted yet i’m going to bite something #like. my friend who plays eddie said he would flirt first so thats what we’re going with however. eddie hasn’t even given a thought to the #fact that he’s queer yet so. there’s that for him to discover #polly is struggling. however i think he’s used to it by now and thinks eddie’ll never realise he likes him but little does he know eddie #will fall for him. just not yet #THEY MAKE ME ILL.#i’m drawing them kissing and. flirting as if thats happened yet #nay it hasn’t #dnd characters save me dnd cbaracter #yehahdhehfjfbdjdh #normal about them #i need a ship name for them so bad #anhwyas #thoughts in the void #oc tag #polly darton

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sunsetagain · 6 months

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Baldur's Gate 3: My heart's An Empty Vase Looking For Roses

Ship: Karlach + non-ascendant Astarion

based on Descent into Avernus

free talk at the end

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I wrote then canceled two comics after wrapping up Byzantine Generals. For a while I thought I lost my comic making ability forever, until BG3 stormed into my life.

Cover lyrics were written by Tender Henk from Singing Lute inn, on a sheet of paper on the desk in the room where Karlach's romance scene takes place. It suits her so well yet she calls him the worst guy she ever met LOL can't blame her bc what in the hells is Jableeda?

NGL I played Karlach in my first BG3 playthrough because her engine reminded me of the thirium pump of a DBH android. Romancing Astarion with her felt like Romancing Kamski with an android to me in the first place LMAO some pretty ancient headcanon like little boy Elijah being bullied in school built a buff RT600 Chloe to be his bodyguard blablabla

Then she and Astarion became my OTP and I played both of them to romance each other, tried every possibility i could think of.

So this comic is just a small talk about a big plan between Karlach and spawn Astarion after the ending of the game. Based on Descent into Avernus. I'm no DnD player so apologize in advance in case of any mistakes. OOC belongs to me.

#fancomic #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #astarion #karlach #karlach x astarion #astarion x karlach #astarlach #karlastarion #hellspawn #fireblood #zariel #descent into avernus

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vaguelyhauntedcornfield · 1 year

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Missed dnd this week bc i have family visiting, but got texted at what should’ve been almost the end of the session by the dm asking if i could like duck into a bathroom or something for 5-10 minutes and hop on the call and my family are dnd nerds so they were like yeah fuckin go for it that’s no time at all

So i hop on, am told my dnd boyfriend has revealed his face for the first time ever, that my dnd twin is changing her religion, and then get slamdunked into a brief vision that will require years of therapy for my character to get over, directly after which, while he was struggling to hint at what it was about (he hasn’t talked to anyone about his dad), someone goes “so you gonna kiss the paladin now or-“ 💀

#maybe when i haven’t just seen through the eyes of the father that i run from in every way yknow #the father i am the spitting image of that i fear being like or becoming #seeinng his hands as if they were my own #bro that’s gonna fuck my character up GOOD #it’s the first time in 14 yrs he’s seen or heard about his dad #the last time was the night his dad tried to kill him and his twin #I don’t think my boy is gonna be in a kissy mood for at LEAST a few hours #maybe trauma cuddles #we got a nice grounding hand hold #in other news the person who plays the paladin made pinterest boards for their relationship with the other pcs and the one for mine was 🥺#my top ship rn are these blorbos i love them #dnd sometimes really is just like when you’d play with dolls with ur friends and make the dolls kiss #except ur an adult and you’re all getting way too emotionally invested like it’s a tv drama #like ur own little weekly improv tv drama

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eddiesxangel · 6 months

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If you ever felt like it, would you be cool writing reader and Eddie; their best friends and they both perv for each other but never show it and she was invited to DND and she needs to rush to the bathroom to literally rub one out and Eddie silently makes his way to see what you’re up to

Just Friends |Perv!EddieMunsonX Perv!bestie reader

AN: I made it modern just to make it more pervy! hope you enjoy :) ps. If you see any typos no you didn’t 🤫

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It’s been almost a year since you and Eddie became friends, you’ve been inseparable since. You and Eddie first met when you were sleeping over at Nancy’s and Eddie was over for a DND session. You had literally run into Eddie, you smacked your face into his chest as you rounded the corner, in your pyjamas no less. You gave an awkward giggle and introduced yourself. You didn’t really recognize him, your lunch periods weren’t the same and he wasn’t in any of your classes. But fate swooped in, and due to that fated night everything changed.

Eddie was struck by you the second you crashed into his chest. He had seen you occasionally with Nancy in the halls but never could come up with a good excuse to approach you. He thought you were cute, like really fucking cute. So cute to the point that when you did actually touch him (by accident) he popped a boner the second your sparkling eyes looked into his for the first time. Lame, he knows. He couldn’t believe you had this visceral reaction over his body, but all he could think about was your lips, how they moved when you spoke his name and how you smiled at him. Eddie was absolutely screwed, and he had to do something about it he just didn’t know how. So when you finally approached him at Mike’s one day he seized his one opportunity. Turns out you were really fucking cool, on top of being really fucking cute.

Eddie wanted to spend the most amount of time with you that he could. He was always asking to hang out one on one. His favourite would be when you would ask him over to your house. He loved being able to have access to all things you. The first time he was invited over he couldn’t believe his luck. In the midst of your hang out, you had to take a phone call in the hallway and you left him alone in your room. Eddie felt like a creep the first time but he had to know. He found your underwear drawer, it was filled with soft cotton and lace. His eyes almost popped out of his head when his hands found your red lacy thong. Pocketing it and slamming your drawer ship when he heard you giggle goodbye.

The second time Eddie was left in your room you told him you were going to take a quick shower, leaving him to his own devices for a least ten minutes, he saw your book on your nightstand, it had a cutesy little cartoon cover, very girly, he was planning on mocking you when you got back in because who reads romance novels? He opened up to where your bookmark was, and his eyes bulged open when he saw what exactly it was you were reading

His strong hands gripped my bare hips as he pinned me down to the bed. His fingers travelled down to my soaked pussy, slowly and agonizingly circling my sensitive clit. I begged for more but he only laughed, "Only good girls get what they want" he whispered and I ground my hips up into him the best I could, but his hold was too much. "Please' I begged. "Please Sir I will do anything, I want your cock so bad, I promise I'll be a good girl." I cried. He was torturing me...

Eddie could not believe his eyes, he had no idea you were so dirty. His best friend had another side to her that he had yet to see, that he would literally sell his soul to see. Oh to hear you say those dirty words to him that he had just read. He popped a boner just thinking about it. He hadn't time to fix it so he grabbed your cow squishmallow to put on his lap when you re-entered the room in nothing but your pink bath towel. You were literally going to be the death of him.

You loved when Eddie would come over, but you also loved being in Eddie’s space. Being consumed by all things Eddie, the decor, the smell, the comfort of being surrounded by him. Eddie let you into his home anytime and all the time, it didn’t matter if he wasn’t home yet, you knew where the spare key was, he texted you he would be home in 40 minutes so you let yourself in and hung out until he got back.

You walked into Eddie’s room and the urge to snoop was growing. You didn’t know what you were looking for until you found it. Stashed under his mess of clothing was Eddie's laptop. Your hands couldn’t move fast enough to the search history. Luckily for you, he was dumb enough to be logged into everything automatically. You didn’t care that this was wrong, yet you wanted to know if he had been talking to anyone. You hadn’t seen him romantically attached to anyone in the almost year you’ve been just friends. You're sure he would tell you. However, the jealousy gremlin was nipping at your ear; telling you to keep going.

After being unsuccessful at finding any dirt you continued through the search of his laptop and found a particularly interesting bookmark. You knew this was so wrong and he probably would never forgive you if he found out but you had to know what Eddie was into.

You clicked on the link and a porn website opened. The video was of a woman solo touching herself, and using very racy language about what she would do to the watcher. It was much different than what you consumed when you were to indulge yourself, but it was starting to turn you on as you examined the naked woman spread out in front of you. Thinking about Eddie and what he would be doing while watching this…in this bed you were sitting on, naked, touching himself to her sexy words. You thought about how big he would be, how those delicious fingers would grip himself. You often found yourself dazing out while staring at his thick ring-clad fingers. Especially when he would practice guitar, and how quickly he could move them without missing a note. Your mind drifted and you found yourself lying down in Eddie’s bed.

Trailing your hands down underneath the waistband of your jeans, you brought a worn t-shirt that was thrown on the bed up to your nose, it smelled so strongly of Eddie. Your fingers teased your clit edging yourself as you pretended they were your best friends. You thought of how it would be to have him on top of you, how it would feel to have his cock slip past your entrance. You hummed his name quietly over and over until the slam of the screen door made you jump and you snapped out of your bliss. You quickly exited the screen and slid the laptop under the pile of clothes that rested atop the bed before Eddie entered his room.

A bright smile struck his face when he saw you there sitting in his bed. He was oblivious to what you had been doing seconds earlier. Eddie's mind spun with the scenarios he imagined the both of you in, preferably naked. He never divulged these fantasies, of course, he couldn’t have you finding out about what a perv he was for you, or else you would never let him near you again.

Tonight Eddie invited you to watch in on Hellfire because you told him Nancy had a date and you had nothing to do this Friday night. You’d never attended before, you were always busy with Nancy. So when you showed up to game night you didn’t know what to expect. Eddie tried so many times to explain the game to you but you never really understood, there were too many rules and you’d always zone out as you watched his plump lips at work. Day dreaming of them on your lips, or on your neck, or on your pussy.

You walked up the the Wheeler household feeling a bit strange that you weren't here to see Nancy. You were let in by Mrs. Wheeler who was on her way out with Mr. Wheeler for a very rare date night.

"Hey guys" you greeted the group as you made your way down to the basement.

“Hey, cutie" Eddie greeted back with the biggest smile on his face.

It truly was a mystery to the others how the both of you weren't picking up one another's signals. You saw Mike roll his eyes after Eddie spoke but you took it like he didn't was his annoying sister's friend here to ruin their ritual. Little moments between you two were clear as day to any onlooker but to the both of you, you were oblivious. Too blind to see the signs because you’ve convinced yourselves that the other one would never share the same feelings.

You had settled in sitting on the couch behind the DND table so you could give them space without crowding around. Eddie was directly facing you so you could see everything but still do your own thing.

As the night progressed you’d been so turned on by Eddie’s performance. The passion that filled him, the way he deepened his voice, the gaze in his eyes as he described the frightening scenes that played out for the club members. Everything that you lusted for from Eddie was heightened by 100 tonight. Eddie had such a hold over you that he didn't even know about.

You crossed your legs trying to focus on the tiktoks you tried distracting yourself with however they were not helping because it had been a bunch of thirst traps and sexy excerpts from romance novels. Yes, you were on Booktok and no you were not ashamed of being an avid smut reader.

Since the distractions were not working and the throbbing between your legs was becoming unbearable you needed to excuse yourself, and quickly. You barely mumbled that you needed the washroom before sprinting to the main floor to find some peace in the powder room.

You shut the door so quickly you may have accidentally slammed it which altered Eddie's even more. He was worried about you. You'd been squirming on the couch looking very uncomfortable, and then you ran out of there like a bat out of hell. He knew he needed to see if you were okay, maybe you had gotten your period or something?

Eddie walked up the steps and called out your name but there was no answer. As he rounded the corner he noticed the light coming from under the closed bathroom door. He walked closer and heard your muffled voice but couldn't make out the words. As he approached the door he almost knocked but froze halfway when he heard your voice loud and clear.

"Eddie please" you moaned. Eddie couldn't believe his ears because there was no way this was happening...until you did it again.

"Fuck me please, Eddie right there!" you gasped. Your clit had been throbbing the whole time you’d been downstairs you couldn’t help but relieve it. You were silently watching the secret video you had taken of Eddie while he was commanding the game. It has turned you on so much, and watching it back was even better. Eddie didn’t know what to do. But he had to think quickly because his time was limited. He hesitantly knocked on the door and cleared his throat before he spoke. “ uhhh are you alright right in there?” he stuttered out his words. The knock on the door scared you. You let out a small scream as you ripped your hands away from yourself and up to your chest feeling your heart pounding. How much had Eddie heard? How much does he know you don’t think you’re being that loud? Where are you? Oh shit, maybe you were?

“Uhhh I’m-I’m fine Ed’s” you managed to stutter. Oh my god, you were mortified. The handle of the door giggled like Eddie was trying to come in. “Come on sweetheart open the door I really need to come in,” he continued on jiggling the door until you unlocked it. Eddie needed to seize this moment. He was never going to have another opportunity like this.

“Eddie I-” You didn’t finish your sentence because Eddie had cut you off with a kiss as he cupped your face while backing you into the opposite wall. “You’re such a little pervert. I know what you think about now when you want to touch yourself, do you think about me and what my fingers can do to you huh?” Eddie broke away from the kiss and started kissing down your neck. All of this was so sudden. You had no idea that this was going to happen when you had left the basement. “I’m not a pervert!” You defend yourself. “No baby? So if I took your hand and sniffed these fingers I wouldn’t smell your pussy all over them?” he cocked his brow. “And I didn’t hear you moan my name twice just now?” He hummed. You had never heard Eddie speak like this, not even in your wildest dreams did you think he had such a filthy mouth. “You want me, baby? I heard you and your dirty words through the door. Do you want Eddie to make you feel good? Can’t get off without me? That's it huh?” Eddie’s cockiness was only making you wetter. “Fuck Eddie I need you I have needed you for so long. Please touch me.” You gasped as his plump lips sucked the delicate skin of your neck.

“Could have just asked baby, I would give you the world” His hand grazed up your leg to the open zipper of your jeans until his calloused fingers found the waistband of your baby pink panties. Your breath hitched as he found his way into your pants, brushing over the short hair of your mound to your slick wet slit. “Oh oh oh baby,” he chuckled darkly “you’ve been hiding this from me? I don’t think you deserve me to touch you, you’ve been very naughty. Tell me, baby, you always get this wet for me? What other dirty things do you do when I’m not around?” Your mind was numb with pleasure as Eddie slowly made contact with your pussy lips. He was being so mean like he was punishing you, grazing everywhere but your clit. “Fuck. Eddie please” you beg girding your hips up into his fingers to get some relief.

“I don’t think so sweetheart” you’ve been a very bad girl. “Have I? You try to spit back. “I recall you stealing my favourite pair of panties. Don’t play innocent Munson. I found them in your room yesterday.” You chide.

Eddie kissed you to shut you up. His tongue pushed its way into your mouth as you moaned in pleasure. Your slippery slick coated Eddie’s fingers as they prodded their way up into your tight hole. “Oh, Eddie!” You sighed. “Fuck say my name again” he growled.

“Eddie!” You moaned throwing your head against the wall. His fingers were so thick. He really knows how to work his fingers. “That’s it scream my name” his cocky smirk hasn’t left his face. All disregarding everyone downstairs, you didn’t try and keep quiet. Eddie watched your chest heave as your breasts raised and fell. His free hand scaled up your shirt over your bra. His hands explored your breasts and he pulled down the cup to free you. His hands worked your nipple and your clit. The way his fingers felt exploring your body only made the feeling in your core build and build. Eddie dipped his head to take your perked nipple in his mouth. You arched your back into him and his warm tongue latched onto you. A soft “Eddie baby” slipped from your lips as you were washed away with the feeling of everything Eddie. You were getting so close so fast, you had already warmed yourself up and Eddie was here to take all of the credit. Not that you’re complaining but the coil in your core was being wound up so tightly you need for it to snap. “I'm so close! please don’t stop.”

“Oh, so you are a good girl who knows her manners, go on then, on cum for me baby”

Eddie kissed the sweet spot on your neck while playing with your nipple with one hand and your pussy with the other. Your senses were on overdrive and you were bumming from his words. Your body shook and your release dripped down Eddie’s fingers. A few seconds later after you come down from your high you realize that he was having all the fun and you haven’t touched him yet. You graze your hand down his stomach, to the button of his black jeans. You quickly moved your fingers to unbutton and unzip his pants. You slide down the bathroom wall and get on your knees in front of Eddie. He gathered your hair in his hands and you pulled out his cock. “You’re complaining about me hiding from you when you’ve been holding out on me this whole time?” You don't hesitate. You start making out with the base of his cock moving your way up to the tip. You coddle his balls in one hand and use the other to tease the tip of his red cock. “Fuck” Eddie sucks in a breath. You continue to worship his cock. How could you not? It was so pretty, long and thick, and slightly curved to the right. Hearing Eddie whimpering above you was music to your ears. You loved the feel of the weight of him on your tongue. You swirled your tongue on his tip taking in the taste of his precum before sliding down his length to the hilt. His pubs tickled your nose but you ignored that as you hummed onto his cock. You bobbed your head up and down. It was messy and it was loud.

“Baby fuck fuck fuck if you keep going like that I’m-” Eddie couldn’t finish his sentence before he came down your throat. The hot thick liquid ran hot down your throat. “Shit I’m sorry I’m sorry” he panted as you continued to suck him dry. Humming in satisfaction. Eddie finally loosened the grip of your hair as you pulled back and opened your mouth and stuck out your tongue to show him you’d swallowed it all. Eddie’s eyes went wide, he hadn’t expected you to be so filthy, just for him. He pulled you back up by your hair to stick his tongue down your throat. A giggle left your mouth and he pulled away.

“We are so doing that again” he breathed.

A pounding on the bathroom door made you both jump.

“We get it you guys are disgusting! Let's get back to the game please!” The sound of Lucas’s angry voice came from the other side of the door. You could practically hear his eye-roll. Eddie and you burst out laughing “Come on baby, the Dungeon Master needs to finish up and then I will be seeing you later for more” Eddie left you in the bathroom, flushed and more than satisfied. You couldn’t wait for him to finish that sexy little game.

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