#and wait for death to take me

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

rest in peace lizard webbedsite....

#NOOOOOOOOOOOOO #MY REFERENCES!!! MY DRAGONS!!! MY GLIMMER & GLOOM HAUL!!! #flight rising: april fools! we're deleting the site #let me in let me IN #i was USING that #flight rising #this is like the bluescreen of death innit #chewing on my laptop rn #staff please im begging #except also not. take your time <3 im sure maintenance is happening for a really good reason that we'll all appreciate #but also im wailing in agony what am i gonna do now #i already commited brain time to Dragons i cant uncommit it now can i #i have entered waiting mode. im staring out the window waiting for my website to return from the war #refreshing every ten seconds only to have my hope crushed each time

[piratewinzer]

This season is insane. They cat-girled Edward Teach and it's somehow not the only single thing occupying my brain. They put a literal collar and bell on him and I still have other things to think about, somehow.

#That's how bad it is. #I'm mcfuckin dyin over here #don't get me wrong this is still something that I screamed out loud about #and I cannot believe is real #even as I take this screenshot and post it i'm like wait are you sure #the even give him A FISH jesUS CHRIST #whose fanfic is this based off of i just need to know #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death #our flag means death spoilers #ofmd 2 #ofmd 2 spoilers #our flag means death 2 #our flag means death 2 spoilers #edward 'catgirl' teach #DJenks is staring directly into our souls seeing what we want and saying yup me too here you go come feast

[bottombaron]

I, like Laszlo, am a man of science.

So take this Very Scientific graph, my remedial knowledge in math, and the very best I could do with a pixelated picture and less than perfect pose to awe at the very loose estimation of the 9-inches-upon-re-entry-onto-earth absolute monster shlong Nandor The Relentless is packing.

I mean. He could kill someone with that thing.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandor #nandor the relentless #nandor: I must kill you now guillermo... #guillermo: 🥺 #nandor: ...with my giant penis. #guillermo: 😀 #guillermo: wait. you're not going to try to beat me to death with your dick are you? #nandor: stay still guillermoo! this takes a lot of hip strength! #if this is all I contribute to the fandom then I did good #like go look at something 9 inches long - get a sense of scale on that shit

[tangledinink]

Out of curiosity, do you think your Gemini fan kids could exist in the shows canon universe? Marsh and Lake are seriously so adorable I’ve low key accepted as Donnie’s kids in the shows future canon. Also how does the krang apocalypse play out in the Gemini AU? Is it prevented or is there maybe Gemini bad timeline?

Gosh, I dunno-- I guess I don't see why not! :3c I hadn't ever thought about it too much, but there really isn't a ton of reason that they couldn't, assuming Donnie and Sorrel still meet!

Also, there are Kraang in the Gemiverse! I haven't exactly sorted out all the details yet, but what I do know is that there's no good future/bad future... there's just one timeline! The Kraang do invade and Gems and Co. do kick it in the Apocalyptic Warzone for a while... but the whole fam survives and they do eventually win the war!!! (because anything else made me too sad ; w ; and I realized at some point that it's my au so i can just do whatever I want :D yay)

#i hemmed and hawwed on it for a while and considered just like #not touching the kraang at all #but gosh the whole Apocalypse thing comes with so many fun story elements and possibilities... #but thinking about the family losing each other and falling apart made me very sad #i dont like family death in my stories v much unless in very specific context (like my grief comic series) coz #it just... makes me very ; _ ; and stresses me out #but then i realized like. oh wait i could just... take out the part i dont like if i want. and keep the bits i do. theres nothing stoppin m #for the record marsh and lake are fully apocalypse babies #kame is not because leo isnt willing to have a warzone child and then the second the fucking war is over hes like #[grabs usagi] I WANT A BABY TOO ; _ ; #usagi: ... like... right now? #leo: i love you SO much... :') dont say stupid things like that to me rn or i s2g-- #asks #anon #gemini au asks #gemini asks

[grimalkinmessor]

A lawlight thing I don't think people talk about enough is the sheer amount of confidence Light has in L's competence.

(I'm not talking about the handcuff bits either—Yotsuba!Light actually has far less confidence in L's abilities than regular Light does, because Yotsuba!Light thinks L is wrong, and that every move L has made against him has been wrong. Yotsuba!Light only regains his belief in L near the end of the arc, when Light himself begins to suspect that L might not be wrong.)

But those little inner monologues we make fun of all the time, the ones where Light basically talks himself in circles trying to the find the best, most non-suspicious answer? That's him acknowledging that L is incredibly intelligent.

Light, before even properly meeting L, was completely sure that L would think of every single possibility, every single response to every single word Light could spout, a counterattack to every move he could make, even if he didn't know exactly what they were. And yes, you could say that it's Light simply being overly cautious, but Light is so sure of L's responses in those moments; his sheer belief that all L needs is for him to slip up once, even though that cannot possibly be true (one hint of suspicion wouldn't have been enough for the Task Force I don't think, not even compiled on the fact that Light fits their profile) is honestly....kind of staggering??

Light had no clue that L even existed before the broadcast, and the only true shows of L's ability that he saw before they met in person were the broadcast (a loss) and the cameras (annoying, but a win).

As soon as they meet in person, Light is thinking battle strategy. There's a moment of "Oh fuck" when L reveals himself, and that moment is because Light is certain that L would've been a fox in his henhouse if he hadn't.

But Light, again, doesn't take the moves that he can't be certain of the meaning of as proof that L is stupid—he takes it as proof that L is smart.

And at every turn, L proves him right. :)

I just think it's interesting that Light very much respected L's intelligence, even as he hated him. Light's faith in L's abilities was pretty much instant and I thought it might be fun to explore :3

#death note #yagami light #lawlight #l lawliet #i can think of several reasons WHY light has instant faith in L but they have nothing to do with L and more to do with light tbh #sometimes light goes 'that seemed like a stupid move...? NO wait it must be—' #like it takes him three fuckin seconds to go nope. L isnt stupid. he could never be stupid. if i underestimate him i put myself in danger #aND HES RIGHT BUT STILL #IT STRIKES ME #IT'S CUTE #L does the same for light by the way #he DOES account for every possibly except for the possiblities that he logically cannot #you know like a magic notebook #but he does this because light is DANGEROUS #and he has every belief that light is ALSO incredibly intelligent and will fuck him up if hes not godawfully careful #and hes right! :D #both of them are #idk its fun to think about

[lighthouseas]

we need more unusual byler aus. like yeah i love a good coffeeshop au or whatever else but i'm talking like give me assassin will and target mike where will can't kill him because he's already associated with him and is falling in love with him. give me burglar will who, upon breaking into mike's apartment and seeing that he has nothing, decides to crash there for the night because mike isn't intimidated by him at all and also wants someone to hang out with for once. give me an au where they're coworkers working boring office cubicle jobs and have been trying to work up the courage to talk to each other since they are next to each others' cubicle. give me byler during the 1600s. give me a byler au inspired by some obscure anime. COME ON GUYS PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU. APPRECIATE UNUSUAL AUS BECAUSE THEY CAN BE SO FUN 🙏

#on that note. read tsad please and thank u 🫶 #AND ALSO read death lies in wait by justmyname. it is SUCH a good and unique concept and the setting is so mystic and UGH i love it #anyway if anyone has any other unusual au recs i will happily take them #also let me know if you want me to expand on any of these because i glady will make a post <3 #stranger things #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #st.txt

[raulsparza]

there's something about Izzy telling Lucius that his leg is gone because a shark bit him but then turning around and talking to Stede about how Ed shot him because he confessed his love

#like. maybe he is processing this in layers. and also just saying what the person hes talking to needs to hear? #our flag means death #izzy hands #lucius spriggs #stede bonnet #much to consider #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #mayhaps just another level of izzy growth also #wait hes mentioned ed taking his leg to stede twice now hasnt he. hm. hes okay confiding in stede he sees him as an equal in this regard #you and me we did this to him

[lesbiradshaw]

& who asked you two to stand so close???

#pressure test is always gonna be one of my fav thiam episodes cuz like #theo is being so protective but trying to hide it behind pissing liam off at the same time hes trying to be a realist to his idealist #and convince him to take care of himself first before other people 😭 #me when i swear not to save my enemy but decide id rather face death for him multiple times than see him hurt by anyone including himself #IDIOT #theo positioning himself between monroe and liam when they leave the station . that marking the beginning of the 6b streak + #where they keep getting paired off together and learn how to work as a team #they were def attached at the hip the entire time the pack was in hiding the same way scalia and morey were #like… leaving the station. at the zoo. driving back to town together. theo following him to the school. waiting under that night to tell + #scott about what they found. and then they were both grumpy about getting split up during genotype like they havent been living in each + #others pockets for who knows how long atp …. they are so . #jeff davis you will pay for not showing me all of the bonding that happened during this time. I HATE YOU! #thiam #theo raeken #liam dunbar #theo raeken x liam dunbar #theo raeken/liam dunbar #theo x liam #theo/liam #6.15 pressure test #6.17 werewolves of london #teen wolf

[nostalgic-muffins]

walks out of new york alleyway like a sopping wet cat and slides this to you hhey guys

#i couldnt NOT do it. tf kinda person do u take me for bro? #ok wait im gonna speedrun tags my phone is on the verge of death rn #TRANSPARENTS R FROM SILENTSTREETSERENITY #AND I MADE IT ON IBIS PAINT BC PICSART HATES MY ASS ALL OF A SUDDEN #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me swd #obey me! shall we date? #obey me! #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #THATS A TAG??? ok yeah sure fine ill use it #obey me #OK DONE #tjat literally felt like i was on like a gameshow w a time limit or smth #like those parkour ones on netflix #or like those baking ones #idk what im even saying rn

[thedreadvampy]

Ok so it sounds like rather than dying in a nightmarish waiting game the 5 richos died too suddenly to even be aware it was happening. which being the case can we Please stop acting like this is a bigger tragedy than shit that happens every day to Not Rich people who didn't bring this entirely on themselves?

not even just talking about the thousands of people regularly dying unjustly in the Mediterranean and the Channel because of hostile anti-refugee policies but like. it's 5 people bro. 5 people die preventable deaths every like. minute. and most of them aren't their own fucking fault or nearly as laden with irony.

keep seeing people posting the Against The Logic Of The Guillotine article about this. bro I didn't fucking kill them they killed themselves despite plenty of opportunities to not do that. nobody's doing bloody vengeance here rich people are offing themselves in an incredibly stupid and predictable way. this isn't lining your enemies up for the guillotine it's your enemies deciding they have to pay more money than most of us will ever see a fraction of for the thrill of getting a guillotine haircut and everyone's like 'you know this will kill you right? but they laugh it off, get up and pull the string themselves and their last words are 'haha wow it's so stupid that people tried to stop me getting a revolutionary haircut.' and then when you say 'holy shit what an idiotic thing to do' someone's like CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WANT TO EXECUTE MILLIONS. I don't know how to explain to you that abstract schadenfreude isn't the same thing as revenge.

#red said #yes yes boo hoo very sad #it's like when the queen died and a bunch of people were like 'BUT IT'S SAD WHEN ANYONE DIES' #bro people i don't know die every day in normal ways and it doesn't make me sad #it's sad for people who know them. i don't know these people. #and you know what tbh 'catastrophic implosion liquifies you before you know anything's wrong' is probably the BEST way to go #the human element of this. the Oh Fuck That's Awful reaction. comes from the unusual horror of waiting to die in a submarine #nobody should have to go through that tbh #but if they were pootling along and then dead seconds later? sorry man. I'm not sad about it. #I'm sure their loved ones are devastated and i take no joy in that #but someone is devastated whenever anyone dies and 4 rich idiots and a rich teenager are not the saddest deaths of even the week

[kurokrisps]

Wait people actually think Jack's a good person I thought that was just a joke?

#allow me to be srs/ on my /hj #i doooont like what the fandom is turning out to beee #yes the non/dub-con makes me uncomfy but that just comes with the whole (gestures) territory #we can dance around the 'he does it cus he love you' junk for Eons that mug is still gonna be a cold blooded KILLER #thats its whole THING. #one of the things I've grown to love abt YanHorror is the unsavory territory writers tackle. #if someone takes on an unhealthy obsession with someone they gon do Some Shit #Y'all can't cherry pick this shit. even if ur OK with that content or pick a yes route #the mug will still do bad shit and it will still be Uncomfy to watch #Boyfriend To Death and POF i think handles this particular thing the best #makes me sqeamish as hell but the realness 👌 #anyway. if i have to wait around a year for a 25 dollar horror game that doesn't have horror bc y'all can't take when a bad person is Bad #I'll come into ur home and make you watch all seasons of AHS and other Ryan Murphy shit. ya get me? #sunny day jack

[ohlookanothercartoontofallinto]

So started thinking about all the Sickfic I’m seeing and while I do think they are all adorable, and I love. I think you guys are missing the logical fact that the moment a member of the chain were to get sick. They would have to isolate Wind and Sky away from that member, for their own safety. 

Why because neither of them have natural immunity to probably any of the common place illness of the other’s Hyrule’s. Like honestly I would not be shocked if every time they switched Hyrule’s Wind or Sky became violently sick. What do they have? A common cold. 

Remember Wind grew up on a isolated island, that probably had the same established trade routes, so no new disease would be spread. Also due to the fact Hyrule was flooded, it probably killed off anyone who were sick at the time because they were all ready in such a weak state, they would be unable to escape the flood waters. Most likely in Winds world the most basic level illness are like the plague to them. 

Same situation with Sky, boy lives in the literal SKY! My guess is he probably does have a bit more immunity to illness then wind, only because I’m sure there were sick people on the island as it was being raised up. Also during his time on the surface he probably built up more to. 

However, both boys have limited to no exposure whatsoever. Then you look over there at little survival boy Hyrule, who I’m pretty sure is patient zero for some diseases. So yeah, all it would take is any of the other boys to get a cold or stomach bug, and if Wind and Sky are espoused, it just wreck them. No doubt scaring the rest half to death because that’s not normal. At the very least if they both get sick sky and wind can comfort each other. 

However being isolated from the others probably is very frustrating for Wind, because he’s a big bro and needs to take care of his sick brothers. To bad if he does it could kill him. 

#linkeduniverse #linked universe #lu #linkeduniverse wind #linked universe wind #lu wind #linked universe sky #linkeduniverse sky #lu sky #sickfic stuff #Honestly if you don't believe me #fair but also you read a history book right? #This is how spain nearly whipped out the south americans #ILLNESS #Am I telling you to stop writing wind taking care of his fam #No no I am not #I'm just informing you that you want more angst think about the logic #Imagine anyone of them getting really really ill like close to death and Wind has to stay away #Because if its this bad for them and their in their own world It will 100% kill wind #Just imagine wind waiting at the door hoping for any news of his brother #Only comfort being sky as their both left in the unkown

[scopophobia-polaris]

Arn seeing Timie on the street: aw what acute lil guy sure hope he isn't tormented!

Bro absolutely messed up, wanted to be a good boy and help someone because this mirrors shit that happened to him but instead found out that Timie is filled with 10thousand problems and somehow knows Arn to a weird degree withought ever really talking to him and he cant...figure out why..... can you really meet someone in a dream?

And now poor Arnold got a little guy that wants to cling onto him when they're sad

#Arn is gonna be a cuddle buddy if he keeps up with being nice to Timie by accident #Timie is like a hissing kitten in my opion all ready to rip your fingers off until you pet them once and now theyre your best friend please #hold me NYYYYAAAAAAAAAA NYAAAAA #i just think its gonna be funny writing Arn slowly pieceing shit together over time until its jusg oh mf youre the hero of time arent you #no WONDER youre so messed up #but for right now hes just super confused about what just happened he just hugged Timie becaue it seemed like the right thing to do #and now youre bound to this dude by invoking destiny maybe we were supposed to meet again insane ass you just became #inexplicably tied to this dude and you will die all through one thing thats manifested itself as a red string of fate around both of you #congrats arn your kindness has just doomed you down the path that all dudes in Hyrule take when they get to close to the hero #(REDACTED) oh right wait thats massive plot shit thats something i dont wanna reveal #ITS NOT DEATH IT REALLY ISNT I AINT GONNA KILL HIM like forreal i killed arn once never again but its gonna be so silly goofy what his ass #just got tied up in all from just trying to help #maybe you shouldnt of been their canon event in the adult timeline being the one person they couldnt save but fucked up

[blakbonnet]

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE? *Unhinges my jaw and comes forward with more 2nd kiss imagery*

So okay. They're having a moment where they're really beginning to reconcile, to smile around each other again, to laugh. For a moment, they're so uninhibited and so lost in each other and so stricken with mirth that they're leaning into each other.

...But then the bubble bursts when they realize just how close they are to each other. They're sharing the same air. They're breaths away.

Ed, still going back and forth with his façade, puts up a front and shrugs away. A sort of "Y-yeah, so, whatever, man" type thing. Like, he's outwardly trying to be nonchalant, while he's obviously inwardly screaming from how close they just were. He sort of grumbles and averts his eyes, but when he chances a glance back...

Stede is still looking at him, curious and flushed and kind.

Ed of course, would probably sputter on his breath, and be like, "W-what?"

To which Stede would blush more and murmur, "You just...You just seemed..." Happy. Carefree. At ease again. Like something I want for you always.

But instead what comes out, instead of that thought finishing, is, "May I kiss you?" Because he's just so in love and so at home, and seeing Ed smile again makes his heart feel like it's going to burst right on out. He can't help it.

And Ed just sort of...squeaks.

But the overwhelmed pause, even if it's a positive one, makes Stede backtrack and panic. Because, what if that was too hasty? What if it's too soon? They're just barely getting back on their feet again. What if he just ruined everything?

"I'm sorr-" But before the apology can even escape his lips, there's another pair to hush it.

#JODI I HAVE JUST WOKEN UP AND NOW I HAVE TO GO TO BED AND WAIT FOR SATAN TO TAKE ME #asks #ofmd #blackbonnet #our flag means death #And Ed just sort of...squeaks is when I had to put on the oxygen mask btw #fluffy violence happening in my inbox jfc