#anyway i loved the book completely

[egophiliac]

innocently logging in to look at the Twst schedule for May like

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers #tsumsted wonderland #i-is that enough spoiler tags #anyway twst just absolutely obliterating me with the schedule again #i saw the story completion campaign ended in june and was like 'oh okay that'll be when we get the next part' NOPE HA HA #oh my god rook. oh my god savana rook is real. #w...why is this a story card. hey twst wHY IS THIS A STORY CARD -- #is rook dreaming of still being a rowdy boy or #and why is he...(squints) why is he in a pomefiore bedroom #never mind i'm actually terrified of this card now #god. the STETSON. i'm crying. #he really is just applejack huh #also vil i don't know what your problem was this man's mane is LUSCIOUS #and what's this? it's twst following up that first punch with the right hook of EVEN MORE of the best and silliest event #malleus is going to be in the middle of an angsty flashback while dangling us over a pit of spikes or something #and then we're going to cut directly to him having a charming little tea party with a small plush version of himself #oh twst your sense of pacing remains exquisitely incomprehensible #(no i love this though)

[inkskinned]

it is all chaos and entropy. the thing is that the chaos and entropy make it beautiful and lovely.

yes, it's true that nature and the universe are uncaring and unspecific, and that is terrifying. i have lived through some of the unfairness - i got born like this, with my body caving into itself, with this ironic love of dance when i sometimes can't stand up for longer than 15 minutes. i am a poet with hands that are slowly shutting down - i can't hold a pen some days. recently i found a dead bird on our front porch. she had no visible injuries. she had just died, the way things die sometimes.

it is also true that nature and the universe are uncaring and unspecific, and that is wonderful. the sheer happenstance that makes rain turn into a rainbow. the impossible coincidence of finding your best friend. i have made so many mistakes and i have let myself down and i have harmed other people by accident. nature moves anyway. on the worst day of my life she delivers me an orange juice sunset, as if she is saying try again tomorrow.

how vast and unknowing the universe! how small we are! isn't that lovely. the universe has given us flowers and harp strings and the shape of clouds. how massive our lives are in comparison to a grasshopper. the world so bright, still undiscovered. even after 30 years of being on this earth, i learned about a new type of animal today: the dhole.

chance echoing in my life like a harmony between two people talking. do you think you and i, living in different worlds but connected through the internet - do you think we've ever seen the same butterfly? they migrate thousands of miles. it's possible, right?

how beautiful the ways we fill the vastness of space. i love that when large amounts of people are applauding in a room, they all start clapping at the same time. i love that the ocean reminds us of our mother's heartbeat. i love that out of all the colors, chlorophyll chose green. i love the coincidences. i love the places where science says i don't know, but it just happens.

"the universe doesn't care about you!" oh, i know. that's okay. i care about the universe. i will put my big stupid heart out into it and watch the universe feast on it. it is not painful. it is strange - the more love you pour into the unfeeling world, the more it feels the world loves you in return. i know it's confirmation bias. i think i'm okay if my proof of kindness is just my own body and my own spirit.

i buried the bird from our porch deep in the woods. that same day, an old friend reaches out to me and says i miss you. wherever you go, no matter how bad it gets - you try to do good.

#writeblr #warm up #i can't write rn but i have SO much words in here bc im reading the chorus of dragons books #(just started book 4) #and this woman's writing is just LIVING in my brain. let me out!!! #(i read roughly like 2-4 books a week usually bc i go on long walks with my dog but when a book is REALLY good like. it eats my life. ) #anyway ...... so like here's a story that idk i've tried to explain to other people as being wild #but maybe im the only one who thinks it is wild??? #so i play pokemon go (i just started in jan) bc i love pokemon and as i have mentioned i walk goblin for like an hour in the morning #and i don't like a lot of fitness trackers due to the fact it makes me .sad. but i also wanted the little digital rewards. enter pokemon go #anyway so they make you make friends to complete quests. so i used a reddit thread. i do not usually use reddit. i don't have an acct #i lurked. i just googled like ''pokemon go reddit '' and randomly added a bunch of numbers #i was on that page for all of 15 minutes. there are THOUSANDS of responses on that page. #here's what's wild: in that group of people. even though i am not on reddit and it was one random event once #it turns out one of those people lives in the town i live in. or at least very close. i only know this because #when we send each other gifts. it's from the same freaking area. #i can't ask them to meet up bc pokemon go doesn't have a messaging app lol but like . what are the fucking chances that #a random person posts in a random reddit thread and HAPPENS to get added by someone ELSE from their SAME TOWN #who by pure fucking CHANCE is ALSO playing pokemon go and looking for friends #i googled it there's only 42000 people in my broad region. the .......... smallness ! of the world!!!

[scoobit9]

Huge fucking Jooster dump you know the drill

#just in case people like lookin at these lol #in the first one jeeves got bertie out of bed so they could go on an early morning walk #and he starts waxing poetic about the dew or some rot #i have like two and a half different versions of bertie bouncing around in my head does anyone relate #like they're all just so Him and i love them all dearly #and then by comparison jeeves is completely homogenized into one guy LMFAO #i at least try to have some sorta difference between Fry Jeeves and Book Jeeves... book Jeeves is more angular #ANYWAYS... #jooster #jeeves and wooster #reginald jeeves #bertie wooster #jeeves #p. g. wodehouse #art #fanart

[000yul]

you’ve never once done what i wanted you to

#orv spoilers #full book spoilers in these tags btw #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #yoohankim #yoo joonghyuk #kim dokja #han sooyoung #im honestly. so obsessed with this trio's dynamic #ever think about how han sooyoung and yoo joonghyuk both express their love in an extremely vitriolic way #THE WAY THEY REFLECT EACH OTHER. SOME PROJECTING GOING ON PERHAPS? #and then theres kdj who cuts himself out of the picture at every opportunity emotionally. jfc #alt caption: damn one to save the other #but thats not quite complete is it #by the end of the book yjh is quite willing to be damned for kdj #and hsy doesn't know what to do with that!!!! #man. #my art #orv fanart #anyway if you got to the end of this i hope you enjoy yjh's snatched waist. a little treat sprinkled within the pain #unrelated complaint why do these three only wear like two colours between them. im TRYING to make a visually interesting picutre ok!!!

[thepetesimp]

Me being totally normal: I can surely figure out what page he's at if I stare at it for too long

Also me, staring at it for too long: Wait...is he reading....the foreword...? I can't believe it took me this long to realize Vegas is reading the first page here. It might not even be the foreword, it might be info about the author, it's so funny. But don't worry, the good news is that he's actually reading the book in this scene:

which, of course, you can make the claim that beforehand, he was not in a good mental state (Vegas? not being mentally well? No fucking way right?) so he was trying to distract himself from whatever the fuck the whole thing he's doing at the safehouse is, but after him and Pete talk and bond and all of that good stuff, his mind can focus and actually read the damn book. Sidenote Because I'm a bit insane and very committed in finding things to obsess over with my hyperfixations, I estimated the possible percentage of the book he might be currently at, then went to the appropriate page and found this line there: "He felt very gay and light-headed, and quite forty years younger, as he walked to the door."

I swear to God, it was there, and I laughed so hard they must have heard me over in Thailand.

#this is the shit that occupies my brain every day #I might have a problem #I'm actually in the process of reading Childhood's End for a fic idea I got at random and would really like to see if it'd work #me sweating above the pages: how can I make it connect to Vegas???? #surely they didn't make him read this book specifically only for its title right? RIGHT? #(the most probable answer is that yes it's because of the title but where there's a will there's a way) #(and I have a wild imagination when it comes to connecting two completely different and unrelated things together because I love them both) #(stay tuned for a fic that's coming in December for that lol) #anyway have I said how much I love this show yet? #I love this show and the brainrot it's given me #I hope it stays for a long ass time #kinnporche the series #vegaspete #vegas theerapanyakul

[merakiui]

omg, dacryphillia with Azul like mentioned in your last post please, please, please, I need it-

>:) imagine wringing so many orgasms out of him that he can't cum anymore and he's sobbing because he's so exhausted and overstimulated, tears streaking down his cheeks in fat, salty globs. His makeup is an absolute mess, all smeared and smudged, and there's ink dribbling from his lips because at some point you made him ink with your ministrations. <3 you're telling him he can cum one more time, right? He's a good boy, right? He's your perfect, pretty, crybaby Azul, right? Just once more and then you'll kiss his tears away and let him fuck you if he's still feeling it.

Azul is so convinced he's an ugly crier because he hiccups and heaves and gets so snotty and whines and whimpers like the world is ending, so he always tries to avoid breaking down in his daily life no matter how tough things get. But then you get your hands on him and he's reduced to a squishy, crybaby octopus and he hates it because he doesn't want to be that, but you're mixing sweetness in with the bitter and it feels good. Yes, he's a crybaby, but he's your crybaby. Your cute, handsome, lovely crybaby octopus who's cumming dry and drooling ink and saliva; and his eyes keep rolling back up into his head and he's arching his back on the mattress, his fingers curling into the sheets. You send him to heaven every time you do this, and he's so addicted to you and your voice and the feeling of your hands and mouth wrapped around his poor weeping cock. :(

You take everything he's worked so hard to become: the untouchable, charismatic, silver-tongued businessman; and you reduce him to something pathetic and weak and blubbery with just a few skillful touches and kisses. But, oddly enough, he doesn't mind it. Because when he gets like this, you still love him and you always shower him with affection before, during, and after. He's so hooked on all of these feelings you give him, and the feeling of your tongue lapping up his tears is a heady ecstasy he's fallen for.

If you ever leave him, he'll cry an ocean and then you'll really have no choice but to drown in him.

#meraki thirsts #n/sfw #tw: dacryphilia #i keep forgetting i have a tag for thirsts ^^;;;; oops #ANYWAYS!!!!! back on my azul agenda (which is essentially every day if you're an azul fan LOL) <3 #cutest crybaby in the world i love him T_T #second best crybaby award goes to riddle #but also crybaby vil....... that scene in book six where he's WEEPING all the way from styx to nrc #for obvious completely understandable reasons of course!!! #but giving him head so good he starts sobbing or maybe he's fucking you so good and he just can't help it... hmmm #:o pathetic crybaby bottom tweels........ uuuuwwaaaa orz #too many thoughts in my brain >_<

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

When I watched rebels and ahsoka I couldn’t have cared less about thrawn

I am now reading his book and I care about him and eli SO MUCH

#who was gonna warn me that I would become attached to the blue man #im like halfway through the book and idk hes just so interesting #i love that thrawn just imprinted on eli and just drags him along wherever he goes #thrawn was like i need my emotional support translator even though i dont really need a translator anymore #and palpatine was like yeah okay why not #and eli is like trying to be annoyed about it but is also very clearly attached to thrawn too #i love them #its an absolutely absurd dynamic #i never would have expected a book about thrawn to be like this when watching rebels #i went into this book completely blind #it took me so long to start it because nobody told me about thrawn and his special little guy #anyways im enjoying this book #also completely insane for this book to get me to temporarily root for governor pryce #thrawn #grand admiral thrawn #mitth'raw'nuruodo #eli vanto #ensign vanto #thrawn by timothy zahn #star wars #ahsoka #ahsoka series #sw rebels #swr #star wars novels #star wars books #i still hate thrawn but the difference is i now care about him #kate's post

[fuckingpajamas]

Parenting 101 by Vanshound - A Review

Parenting 101 is easily the best comic I have picked up in a very long time. It's in the small details but the artwork and general flow sucked me in right away. The composition of frames and the overlying story work in perfect harmony and if someone asked me to pick a favorite moment I would probably melt into a little pile, unable to do so. I was gifted (by Irish ofc) Parenting 101, Scorched Earth and the Butchlander bookmark from Vanshound's collection. Vans has posted about their architecture work and it's very visible in this book, especially in regards to cleanliness and stunning backgrounds. The way pages shift from dark to light also aids the general quality but- I would be lying if I tried calling this book anything but perfect. Admittedly as a supe!Butcher fan, I loved this timeline. Picking up from the end of season 3 we get to see our two favorite co-parents somehow stumble upon their truce thanks to Ryan. The conflict was kept in line with the show and left me wondering at times if I was confusing 'Parenting 101' with the canon show. TL;DR: If you are a butchlander fan, Homelander fan, Billy Butcher fan or a general enjoyer of art that is so perfect you'll want to stare at it for hours on end, please consider supporting this absolute masterpiece. BUY IT HERE

[EDIT: there is now a digital version for purchase on Vanshound’s site / gumroad, check it out if you can’t afford shipping costs!]

#fuckingpajamas review #butchlander #vanshound #parenting 101 #scorched earth #review #the boys #the boys prime #my post #billy butcher #william butcher #john gillman #homelander #the homelander #god I fucking love this book Im sorry guys im going to be creaming myself over this for MONTHS #also everyone say thank u to vans #chap 25 of homesick is almost complete thanks to this masterpiece pulling me out of the gutter that is writers block #also if u dont buy this ... I might bite you #probably #anyways enjoyyyyyyyyyy

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID: a 10 panel comic featuring characters from the owl house, set after For the Future. The first panel shows Belos being ejected from the body of Raine, who's currently slumped in Eda's arm as she says "Raine, let's have gay sex", and Belos proclaims "EW AHH NO GROSS!!!". The next panel is an incredibly simplified doodle of the hexsquad reacting. The next panel shows Gus looking at Belos (pooled on the floor", before thinking "nows my chance to get inside his head again!". The next four panels show Gus removing the magic amplifier from his ear, drawing a spell circle, followed by close-ups of both his and Belos' eyes as they both glow blue. The next panel shows Gus saying "alright Belos, time to see what you-" before being cut off in the last panel as it's revealed that Gus can see the ghost of Caleb. Gus makes an exaggerated face of surprise, Caleb waves with a smile while Belos says "Caleb stop" from the floor. End ID]

(IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY THIS LOOKS LIKE ASS IT'S BC I SCANNED AND COLOURED IT DIGITALLY 😭 I drew this in my sketchbook at a fever pitch during one of my free periods) this is my only prediction for watching and dreaming, actually. Not realistic, but funny to me specifically

#the owl house #toh #gus porter #caleb wittebane #wanna tag more characters/ships than that but I'd feel bad bc everything else is so minor 😭 #it's okay this post can flop I'm having fun just being silly these days #anyway i love making comics. i just finished a 21 page endeavour I've been working on since September #and at this point i think i just make comics on autopilot. what reading too many gay little superhero books does to a mf ^ #uhhhh I'm not elaborating on this theory (rn at least. i am veerrryyy tired) #(might try and finish + post the darimila fake dating post before i conk out. i just wanna post that one so BAD!!( #(get it out of my hair completely so i can finally feel free) #I'm 90% Caleb and the grimwalkers are guilt induced hallucinations. BUT. on the off chance that they're not #i wanna see Gus do this #it makes sense. to me (<- known proponent of necromancer Gus) #(at least let him talk to ghosts you're allowed to do that on the disney channel. right?)

[alondrathegiraffe]

Part two of Bree and Sel in a bridgerton scene, did they kiss? no🤭

Part one

#this took me so LONG to complete #idk why it was such a strain to color this comic in when it was so relaxing to draw it loll #nobody asked for this but me #anyways #I still love these two goobs and I cant wait for what tracy deonn has in store for book 3 🤭 #legendborn #selwyn kane #legendborn fanart #bree matthews #bridgerton #kate bishop #the legendborn cycle #bloodmarked

[thewingedwolf]

luther: the golden child

diego: the mastermind

allison: the peace keeper

klaus: the clown / mascot

five: the rebel / truth teller

ben: the lost child

viktor: the scapegoat

is this something i think this is something

#the umbrella academy #rani makes text posts no one will read #hargreeves siblings #ben being the lost child is kind of forced bc he’s dead but i find it interesting even then #bc ben was unique in the family for already hating being a superhero and his powers due to the horror of them. and however it is he died #it had to be horrific bc viktor doesn’t write about it in his book bc five doesn’t know what happened. and before he died ben’s unique self #awareness seems to have meant they all loved him in a normal way only for his death to poison those bonds completely #so through no decision of his own this very sullen and cranky child has to become a self sacrificing wallflower bc the only way he gets to #even exist is if he takes care of klaus and tries to sober him up. his big moment is sacrificing himself for his siblings! they can’t ever #escape the abuse that reginald heaped onto them!! even in death they’re playing roles reginald forced them into #and sparrow ben is clearly so used to being the manipulator so he’s thrown when his family dies and sloane refuses to be manipulated anymore #and he winds up kind of lost child esque accidentally *anyway* - ignored and repressing his feelings and unable to connect emotionally #also before anyone says diego is too stupid to be the mastermind google ‘the mastermind dysfunctional family role’ it doesn’t require you to #not be a himbo only to be willing to be cruel & as they all say in s1 diego never knows when to stop #pogo is an adult enabler. grace has a weird function bc the umbrella kids love her and diego is convinced she killed reginald bc of abuse #five seems similarly attached to her (makes sense given delores) but the others see her more as an enabler which is INTERESTING #i’m gonna stop rambling now

[ordon-pumpkin]

While I’m really enjoying a lot of things with the Percy Jackson show and I think the kids in particular are doing a great job, I can’t help but feel a slight dissapointment about it overall. I really want to like it more than I actually do.

It feels kind of watered down. The action. The intensity. The humor. The sass. The stakes.

Let the show feel stressful more often. Let it be intense for more than a few seconds. Let Percy be the little turd that he is. (Walker can absolutely pull it off, we’ve seen some great moments, but give him more to work with!) Let it be sillier. Let it be over the top when it needs to be.

Idk it just feels like someone higher up is out there asking for everything to be dialed back and it’s making the show kind of boring. Which is something I do not associate with Percy Jackson. I’m rereading The Lightning Thief currently and there are several scenes where I just WISH they would have let them have it in the show. I know Walker, Leah and Aryan would have absolutely nailed them! But I’m not the one deciding what is or isn’t in the show lol

It’s not bad. There are times where it is super charming and amazing and I ADORE those moments and fan girl about them and such lol But overall I’m hoping it gets better as it goes. I see people praising it as perfection and then a few who absolutely hate it so I just thought I’d share my opinion that is somewhere in the middle. It’s not perfect, it’s not bad, it’s just not as good as I was hoping, at least so far.

#pjo tv #pjo tv critical #Percy Jackson #I’m more in the book fandom side of things with Riordanverse stuff anyway lol #it’s just my general feelings so far #I’m glad so many people love it so completely too #I’m just in the middle about it as a whole and absolutely freaking out over the things I DO love

[bookwyrminspiration]

the four hellwarriors dynamic:

#a chorus of dragons #also this isn't even everything #this is around book 3 timeline wise #but its SO funny to me how intricate kihrin janel and teraeth's history and relationship are #and then there's just thurvishar. who is also there #completely different past life and shit going on #also I hope you can read that well enough #anyway #LOVE their dynamics

[mazojo]

“I wanted to go to school. I know other kids complain about it, but it always felt so normal, and I’ve never gotten… Normal. I wanted to travel. I wanted friends. I wanted to have a pet one day, a dog. I wanted to host a party, like a sleepover or a costume party or something. And I wanted to fall in love, the kind from the sort of stories my family never told"

#born to fuck shit up have you ever read a piece of media that completely rewired your brain chemistry #this is me. I am bitches. I didn't say bitches but its me nonetheless I am losing it. #hall have no idea how many all of us villains posts I have on my drafts like there's #4 of us in the tags and I am gonna spam so much shit bc I cope with humor #anyways can y'all tell Hendry Lowe is like !!!!! the love of my life !!!! aha!!!!!!!!!! #hendry #all of our demise spoilers #all of our demise #all of us villains #book

[sunstainedpages]

IT'S HERE!!!! I HAVE IT!! THE NEW EMILY WILDE BOOK!!!!

I'm so fucking excited!!!

^ actually me

#did I let out an inhuman noise when I opened the package and saw what it was #yes yes I did #I'm so excited but also slightly scared because I already love Emily and Wendell so much and what if it isn't as good as the first one #but also I'm not going to let myself put it off too long because otherwise I'll overthink it too much and won't read it #AND IM SO EXCITED #ITS HERE #I HAVE IT #I GET TO READ ABOUT MY LOVES AGAIN #just know that if Wendell calls Emily 'my dear dragon' again I will be an absolute mess #completely intolerable (I'm already kinda intolerable but even more so) #and I'll never shut up about it #anyway I will shut up now but I'm just so happy to have this book #actually one more thing the cover is so pretty and green and pretty #emily wilde’s encyclopaedia of faeries #emily wilde's map of the otherlands #emily wilde #books & reading

[have-you-read-this-short-fiction]

#short stories #short story #brokeback mountain #annie proulx #english language literature #american literature #20th century literature #have you read this short fiction? #book polls #completed polls #i originally had this in the category of novella bc it was submitted as one but in looking it up realized it was a short story #anyway i found this book cover and i love it so much omg