#anyway. whyd i do that to myself

[tf2yuri]

#talk #ignore the mispelling. but by telling you to ignore it i am only drawing attention to it... #anyway. whyd i do that to myself #what happened to going to bed at a somewhat reasonable time? #erm. wbat the scallop ⁉️ LOL !

[moomeecore]

all the people behind the "it's not that bad you're just being dramatic" posts abt the new episodeesss. i wish i was you. i am being so dramatic right now but it is against my will. i tried SO hard to like them. this is why i have fallen into a state of disrepair upon realizing that i really, genuinely, don't.

#repeating #THERES GOOD THINGS I ENJOY IN THOSE EPISODES. THERES THINGS THAT I LIKED. THERES THINGS THAT WHERE GOOD. THEY WHERENT ALL BAD. #as a mantra #desperately #why am i feeling soo betrayed #i thought the original adventure time wasnt even that good !! #how many times have i made 'adventure time is bad but i like it anyway' jokes #then they put out 8 almost flawless episodes and now i trust them completely!? #hitting myself with a paper towel roll like a cat: DONT. whyd you DO that. #this is the first time this show has PERSONALLY BETRAYED ME #see. i started watching it AFTER IT ENDED !! #the og that is. #sigh. and yet. they got me #fionna and cake spoilers #boy i put this show up on a pedestal so much & i dont even have nostalgia blindness to blame #text

[476b]

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#ooouuuugghhhhhhh ive spend the last hour making myself sad :( #whyd i have to go catch feelings for someone who Could Not Give A Shit lol #its a blessing that im moving or i would probably just slowly kill myself for the next year #watching him Very Obviously like someone more than me lol #worst part is everyone knows im just some sadsack sidepiece #and like we were never 'together' so idk wtf im upset about!!! #i could go out and do just as much as he does!!! #but i guess i just wish it had been different and that i had gotten closer w everyone else before i had to leave :( #because now i really feel like i could have been spending way more time w everyone if i had stopped waiting for him to invite me to things #he never invited me to shit anyways!! i was ALWAYS the one to ask 'hey are you free sometime' #EVERY SINGLE TIME #killing him with hammers in my mind #i deserve so much better and i KNOW that but hes hot and smart and has such cool friends #and i just really wanted to be part of that group so badly #and i dont have any relationship expirience i dont know how all of this is supposed to Work i just #i dont know i guess i thought it would be different #anyways im seeing him again tomorrow for what might be the last time #and i wont tell him any of the things i should bc ill see his stupid beautiful face and forget everything i wanted to say #you know this mother fucker wont even help me move? more than an entire year together and he flat out says no to helping me #and i know for a Fact he'll never come visit me #and ill probably drive my stupid little ass down two+ hours just to see him #you know hes got at least two guys willing to drive hours just for him #i need to meet this other guy so we can unionize #cus i guarenteeeee hes probably treating this guy not much better than me #and i say probably the last time bc now itll be reliant on him actually making a fucking effort to see me lol #or itll just be at shows and stuff #not like itll make a big difference cus we onky saw each other once or twice a month ANYWAYS #actually makes me so angry why did i spend so much mental energy on this guy #ILL FIND SOMEONE IN ALBANY WHO ACTUALLY FUCKING LIKES ME JUST YOU GUYS WAIT #btw if i know you irl... ignore this... its shameful...

[game-of-godhood]

You spend the morning and some of the afternoon doing your lessons, your handler bringing you lunch around noon. The classes suck, no one really likes them, but it seems like everyone has to do them at some point, so youve learned to just deal with it. Some of the things you learn are interesting anyway, so you guess it could be worse.

An hour or so after you eat your lunch you leave for the gym. Gym training is probably your favorite training of them all. Much better than power training, where you just sit there and think hard at people. Even if most dont like it, theres just something about being so active that you like. Its really nice to stretch your legs.

When you arrive at the gym you go straight to the locker rooms to change. Not long after you get there Conner slams the door open, playfully dragging Sam in with him.

"AIDEN!! What are we doing today." Conner shouts at you.

"Please dont yell directly into my ear like that." Sam says to no one, clearly aware that Conner isnt paying attention.

"Hold on I havent checked yet" you say. You close your eyes, reaching inward to the pool of magic that sits light on your temples. Your antenna sways as you reach out to your trainers mind, sifting through the many thoughts that reside there. You push just a little further, search a little farther, and... got it. You pull your power back, and open your eyes. (When had you closed them?)

"Its endurance training today."

Your brothers groan in unison. They hate endurance training.

You leave the locker room a bit after the others, and so only catch the tail end of the trainers instructions. You dont need to hear him, he always asks the same thing at the start of endurance training. Warm up by doing five miles on the track, one walking, one jogging, and the last three running. You stretch your arms and wings above your head, and wonder who you should run with.

#week 1 day 1 #gameofgodhood #polls #tumblr games #follow aiden #i need everyone to picture aiden using his power like its some sort of really extra magical girl thing #the background changes.. sparkles and lights swirl around him.. he yells some sort of catchphrase or soemthing #and then nothing happens and he just says what theyre doing #and conner and sam collape about it bc they just dont wanna do it #anyway i dont consider myself a writer at all #so this was kinda a lot #and written on my birthday too man #whyd i do this to myself lol

[solcarow]

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#huh i thought 3jis part in thriller bark was never gonna b relevant ever again #so it was a good choice to have robin And brook come in for the rescue #the wholecake enieslobby parallels have been simmering in my head for the past month i didnt even let myself hope theyd address it Vaguely #but oda you sick son of a bitch you actually did it #hrm poking 3ji w a stick why did oda choose you as the terrible bit sacrifice youre a pretty fun character 😔😔😔 #ANYWAYS MOVE OVER 3JI HI HELLO ROBINNNN #the click clacking of her heels was such a fun touch this is the first time she’s rushed over to somewhere in a fight #proud of her orz #whyd they add the eyelashes to the flashbacks btw did they do that to spite me specifically #well loved that scene so ill allow it this once #solar-talks

[xawkward-ariesx]

Things I looked up for the next chapter of Just One More Lifetime:

Fancy breakfast ideas. I suddenly could not think of a single cooked breakfast aside from omelettes or full english

Bonnie’s outfits throughout the show to get a vague reminder of her style for prospective outfits

Plants and their magical uses (I have this page bookmarked specifically for this story)

When were pocket watches invented (16th century) followed up with when were clocks invented. I then promptly ignored this because I’d already made plot decisions for a fanfic set in a universe where vikings settled in america so who cares about actually historical timelines

#Ace writes sometimes #writing process #bts #JOML #9: this is not courting behavior #sometimes you do research just to immediately dismiss it because really what does it matter in a show that canonically ignores history #had to check the meanings of a couple words as well cus i suddenly doubted myself but that goes without saying #anyway the breakfast search was fruitless i wanted stupidly fancy dishes like chefs and hannibal make but alas #yes im procrastinating editing whyd you ask

[goodmorningstarkshine]

lol i so wanted to text him happy birthday at midnight but that wouldve been too much so im just gonna pretend there wasnt a timer in my head counting down the minutes to 12 am and text him later today and i hate this and i hate pretending like i didnt want to send him a vn singing happy birthday and pretending like i didnt have to force myself not to learn how to play happy birthday on the guitar and post it for him to see wtv wtv im gonna distract myself by going swimming im so sad

#a #personal #idk how to fully let him go #i know nothing is gonna happen and thats fine and i dont expect anything ive let that go but #i still care about him and idk how to hold that back or make it go away or okay. not go away but just get quieter #i hope he has a good day and doesnt overthink too much about the horrors of ageing in the modern world #ik it's something he worries about i just hope he doesnt worry about it too much today #ITS FINE TO NOT HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT #its okay dummy u have ur whole life ahead of u n ur doing so good #im proud of you #ANYWAYS #god im such a loser #this is so pathetic why am i being so #like this #okay i feel the tears forming time to go get ready to swim #GOD SWIM BY CHASE ATLANTIC WHY WHY WHY #whyd it have to be that song i noticed i LOVE that song that song i claimed for myself ssshhh

[lovintasteslike]

Stone Cold Under Your Feet

One where drunk actions have harsh consequences

Word count: 700+

a/n: now whyd this actually take me so long. the ending is so trash. also I just saw a pic of niall getting kfc with basil standing behind him idk why that's so funny to me. anyways send me requests plsss

You wake to a sharp ringing and a glow illuminating the room from your bedside table, interrupting your dream of...who knows what. You think it must have been a good one as your brain tries to grasp onto sleep again.

Your arm remains sprawled onto your right hand side of the bed, Niall's side, as your brain processes the noise coming from behind you.

Once the ringing subsided, your eyes start to droop, breathing slowing, until you perk up, finally realizing that Niall hasn't come home from his night out with the boys.

Thought finally enters your brain as you reach your hand back in the direction of your phone, mindlessly trying to find it in the dark of your bedroom. You brush your fingers along it, then grasp it, bringing it to your face. Your eyes squint to adjust to the light. As you click on the 'missed call' notification, Deo's caller id returns to the screen.

You slide your finger across the screen to accept the call.

"Hello," You speak first, your voice groggy.

"Ya gotta come down 'ere, y/n."

"Hm? Whaddya mean..."

"They're saying Niall broke his foot. We're at t'emergency room by Queen's Arms. Y'might wanna see this."

The remaining drowsiness quickly drains out of you as you hear the words, "emergency room," out of Niall's cousins mouth. You throw the comforter off your body and rush to find some clothing, grabbing the first thing in sight. His beloved Speak Up sweatshirt.

"The emergency room- wha- why hasn't Niall called me." In a scramble to start the Range Rover (which you hate driving because of it's enormous size), your phone falls beneath the seats.

"Ah mate, he's completely out of it a' t'moment"

"Like you're any better," you mumble under your breath. "I- just- I'm coming, okay? I'm ten minutes out. Don't do anything stupid, I'm begging you."

Before he could even take a breath to respond, you hastily grab your phone, ending the call to focus on the road in front.

...

The emergency room practically empty this late at night, or...early in the morning, whatever it may be, the doctor leads you to your boyfriend. He pulls the curtain back to reveal Niall laying on the bed, eyes shut and tugging his fingers through his hair. His leg is propped up at the foot of the bed where a nurse stands, wrapping his leg with cloth.

She looks back towards you.

"Are you the spouse?"

Niall's eyes shoot open, lifting his head just enough to be able to make eye contact with you. Your lips tug slightly at the sight of Niall's distressed position, but you hold back. You look back to the nurse, sarcastically sighing.

"Unfortunately so," you let out humorously.

The kind nurse smiles. "I'll excuse myself to give you two some privacy."

You nod at her, mouthing a thank you.

Niall sits there with his hands in his lap, one resting on his thigh. You look at him with a sympathetic glance before moving closer, taking a seat beside him. His head falls onto your shoulder and your hand subconsciously comes up to play with his hair, offering him whatever comfort you can give.

Niall, glossy eyed either from the pain or the pints, looks up at you.

"Did they tell y'what happened?"

"Had to pry it out of Capaldi, but yea..."

A beat of silence goes by before he starts again. "Why'd ya come 'ere?" You look down at him, raising your eyebrows. "You'll be tired when ya go t'work tomorrow."

You click your tongue and nod your head side to side, telling him no. "Your foot is one step away from dangling off and you're worried about my sleep."

"Ya wanna see it?" He asks, grabbing the X-ray papers from the side of the bed. "It's gnarly stuff."

He opens the folded paper and you grimace in disgust at the sight of ligaments torn and misaligned from his foot.

"'M not leaving you alone at home while you're like THAT"

"Yer gonna stay home for me?" The puppy dog eyes stared lovingly at your face. "Awww," he says, placing a hand over his heart. He squeezes you tight in a hug. "Love ya so much, petal."

You groan. "God, you're so insufferable," rolling your eyes, dramatically.

"Ya love me. Want to take care of me. Ya love when 'm a li'l stupid after a few pints."

You cross your arms over your chest.

"Keep at it and I'll whack you so hard, you'll stay stupid."

"Oop- yes ma'am"

You raise your eyebrows at him, a breath of laughter escaping both of your lungs as Niall's head falls onto your shoulder. Peace consuming the both of you, despite this ridiculous situation.

#niall horan #niall horan fic #the show #horan #niall horan blurb #niall horan one shot #niall horan fluff #niall horan x reader #niall horan x y/n

[darkwhitevintage]

"Spill the tea"

Kurt kunkle x gn!reader

Tw? : talks of murder, gossip, Kurt being kurt

Another short one

Kurt drove to an empty parking lot, parking in a spot next to a tree. [Y/n] climbed out of the car, grabbing the bags of take-out out of the car with them. Both of them sit down under the tree, giving eachother their food and eating it.

"You would not believe what happened to me today, Kurt," [y/n] said. Kurt hummed in response, with a mouthful of food. "You know Eva right?" Kurt nodded. "She called me today on my break at work accusing ME of trying to steal her boyfriend!" [Y/n] takes a bite of her Chinese food aggressively. Kurt swallows his food, looking attentivly at his s/o.

"I told her that I didn't do that, like I haven't talked to her boyfriend since like middle school AND I already have a boyfriend -aka you- so why would I be trying to go to her greasy ass man?" They ranted on. Kurt looks at them with raised eyebrows. "I'm insulting him not you, you're my greasy man I take pride in that," they clarify.

"Yeah yeah. So what happened after?" He asks, eating more. "She started yelling at me crying saying all I wanted was to ruin their relationship," they took out their phone, snapping a picture of kurt with his mouth full of food, not stopping their rant, "as if he didn't cheat on her SIX times with many different girls. After I told her that it went silent. Low key shit myself." Kurt frowned in confusion at the photo being taken. "She hung up though. After calling me a bitch," [y/n] finished.

"Whyd you take a picture of me?" Kurt asked. "You looked like a chipmunk, look," they said, showing kurt the picture. "If you post it can you tag me?" Kurt asks, his eyes lighting up when you nod in response. "So how was your day?" [Y/n] takes a bite of their food. Kurt tells them about a girl he picked up and how she grabbed the water in the backseat and poured some powder into it and downed like half of the water, and he changed the music and blasted the muffin song as she died in his backseat.

[Y/n] starred at their boyfriend with love in their eyes as they ate their food. "Anyways so I was thinking, since you are like totally awesome at art, maybe we could work together to come up with new Kurtsworld merch, yeah?" Kurt looked at [y/n] with the same love in his eyes. "I'd love to help," they flash the smile that makes kurt practically melt.

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I'm tired lol it's like 12:40 at night

Reminder that it's Kurt's wirkd and we're just living in it ❤

#i love you kurt #fanfic #kurt kunkle x reader #kurt kunkle #spree 2020 #kurtsworld96 #kurt kunkle x y/n #headcanons #slasher x reader #slashers

[justabox17]

Silk Song

Miguel O'hara x Teen Reader

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"Ey, bruv"

Miguel turns to Hobie, questioning the character next to him.

"Who are they?"

Hobie nudges the character, they whip around and look up at the man.

"Hmm?"

Hobie points to Miguel and she nods, turning to the man with a slight bow.

"Names Katlyn but you call me Kat, Hobie here thought id be useful to you guys since I already can dimension hop"

Miguel stands there, baffuled that Hobie now just introduces this character.

"Hobie, whyd you just bring her here"

"She's 15 im not letting her out on her own and plus shes deaf"

Miguel is just confused.

"So whos watching her?"

"Gwen, my drummer"

Miguel tries to compact this down, he walks over to the two.

"So you bring a fifteen year old arachid human who figured out dimension travel because you have someone else to watch her"

"That I trust"

Hobie adds with a smile, Kat turns to Miguel and reachs her hand toward his arm. Hobie nudges her and she dives back.

"She's also strong, very strong"

Miguel sighs and turns toward the character a few feet away.

"Can she read lips?"

"Yes i can, how much cant you lift?"

Hobie signals for her to cut it out and she nods, defeted she retreats behind the two.

"She's...going threw something"

Miguel judt nods and walks off, Hobie following with Kat behind him. The three tour around, reaching the canon, training room, etc.

"Miguel?"

He turns to Kat and nods his head.

"Nevermind"

He turns and away, Hobie sighing at the shy outstreach to Miguel. Pulling away the two break off from Kat who is observing Spider People.

"Listen Kat's shy and quite itimidated by you but by that outstreach of hope you need to soften up a bit, she already sees you as a competitor and someone to look up to, kay bruv?"

Miguel nods and the two merge with Kat who somehos is now holding a bagel.

"How'd you get that?"

Kat turns to the Hobie, paint covering her mask, the suit mimicing the pattern of paint like a chameleon.

"Some guys swong by and got paint all over me then another older spider gave me this bagel and swong after the group"

She explained, Hobie and Miguel just confused at the girl.

"Proud of you"

"Huh?"

Kat jumps up, landing and hugging the brit.

"She usally beats the hell out of people"

He says pattinf the girls back, she pulls away and fizzles like a shooken up soda.

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"So how'd you find dimension travel?"

Miguel asks as the two sit down. Kat pulling out a slim white necklace around her neck, Miguel holding back shock.

"Well after i finishe collage I created a partical exelerator in my garage-"

"Tou created a partical exelerator in your garage, with what?"

Kat leaned it, shock coursing threw her body.

"Copper, anyways I was able to reiderate the massive machine over and over again, figuring out quantum machanics and eventually i started to harvist the energy i was making, then it starts to spit bits of goo out which i collected"

She paused, another bagel dropping from the sky, she peeled off her mask, long blonde hair and soft pale skin exploding from the mask as she munched on the wheat.

"Well i was bit by a spider which dunked itself into the partical liquid, i compacted the machine with my new found powers, one day i got too close and was zapped into earth dimension 441. I was able to make a exelerator as small as a tennis ball then i zapped myself back home after forty three years but when i returned I was fourteen"

Miguel just sat and listened at the girls story, she spent fourty three years in another dimension then found herself home. She's smart, quick too.

"After i got home i started to send things threw the liquid, from one vat to another, like a portal! I started to throw bits of the liquid back into the exelerator which wasnt smart i uhh...killed myself doing it"

Miguel looked at her confused.

"How are you here then?"

"Thats the thing, i was stuck inbetween quantum plates, when the exelerator and liquid combined it exploded killing fourty three million people, wiping secter D and part of E off of the grid."

She paused, finishing the bagel and wiping a tear from her eye.

"So after i had died for my sixtenth time i found out the way back home, a splotch of this liquid was floating in beta 17 and I spent four lifetimes getting it and leaving, when i got home i was fourteen and a half, passing my half birthday that day but i was greeted with corpeses and scorched earth"

Miguel nods in sympathy, the lose of her family and friends mustve taken an emense toll on her.

"I uhh guess that was my canon event as you said, after that I built my particle exelerator this being whats left of me and my family"

She gestured to the small necklace looped in her hands.

"After fifty or so years i ended up in Hobie's dimension, apparently i waswanted and my home dimension found a way to jump dimensions but not effetionaly. Me and Hobie entered my home dimension and he was nearly killed. After collasping the government we escape, Hobie pointed out to me that time there was slower than anywhere else, fourteen days passed when i left and came back."

Miguel speaks up.

"So this dimension could have a agmented time dialation compared to the other dimensions?"

"Yes, the slowest ive found was 779, every day there was fourteen years in Hobies world"

Kat jumped up and caught another bagel.

"The fastest was 87768 which every decade was about ten minuets in Hobie's dimension"

"So do you live with Hobie?"

Kat nodded and tore another bit from the bagel.

"Wouldnt that be a little akward?"

"As in?"

Miguel sighed.

"Nevermind, whats the time dialation here?"

"Oh only a few fractions of a second about 0.00000093 second off from Hobie's place"

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#x teen!reader #fanfic #story #female #female reader #X reader #Fluff #f reader #2099 #Spiderman #into the spider verse #Spiderman 2099 #Spiderverse #miguel o'hara #X female reader #Y/n #Hobie brown #hobie x you #You #Hobie x reader #Hobie x female reader #spider punk

[messenger-of-stupidity]

New Vega Audio Thoughts Ah ha ha

IM GOING TO FUCKING DUMP MY BODY IN A GARBAGE CAN IM SCREAMING AND CRYING AND SHITTING MYSELF

MY BABY MY LOVE MY MANIPULATIVE GASLIGHTING WIFE

ERIK WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

I LOVE HIM WHY

HUSH U FUCKING BUG

U FUCKING SHIT

U SHIT FACE FISH DICK

WHYD YOU DO IT

WHY

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 why can't we have keep him? HE JUST TOLD WARDEN HE WANTS TO PROTECT THEM BECAUSE HE CARES ABOUT THEM

Not because they're fascinating or interesting or intriguing. But because he CARES ABOUT THEM

Sobbing rn

Okay, but grief aside, the lore.

Sunshine gets released, and Blake kills himself to reach the Sovereigns. Then DUMP does a raid. This means the likelihood that Elliot has found Sunshine is hella low. I assume Scorpius told Sunshine what he did for Elliot, so Sunshine is probably looking for him. Hopefully, they'll find Aaron. And the raid means that Scorpius is likely out of there.

And Hush got there at some point? Wad he just sitting in the shadows like the creep he is watching the raid? Or did he kill the raiders because they were stopping Close-knit and Close-knit skedaddled out of there? Is Blake's body just chilling in a room or did he get revived already? Does Bestie think he's dead? What happened to the shade? Did the shade kill the raiding stealths?

Hush said Vega was important, and he had to live. Vega said he wanted to return to independence from humans, so you'd think the sovereigns would tell Hush to back off from Vega in an attempt to use all options of freedom. Like backup plans. So why kill him? Close-knit is already gone, so it's not like Vega could have done anything to stop them in that moment. Unless something was going on downstairs where the stronger signature was that Vega mentioned.

Hush go into the motherfucking dog house you dick swab.

Ahem, excuse me. I had something in my fingers. Anyways

Vega is dead. Hush is upsetti about that, it seems. What does this mean for Warden? Are they going to just go back to being overworked by the department? What are they going to say about their disappearance? Is this how the department learns about Hush's existence? Do we lose having a demon listener?

ARGH

#messy rambles #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted audio #redacted vega #redacted warden #redacted blake #redacted sunshine #redacted elliot #redacted aaron #redacted dump #redacted department #redacted hush #his name goes last because im mad at him #revivevega2k24

[pesterloglog]

Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde

Act 6, page 5398

DAVE: whats up with the fish punk troll following kanaya around

ROSE: Seems she's passing through. Kanaya doesn't want her to cause trouble.

DAVE: cause trouble

DAVE: what the fuck could she even do here

DAVE: like kick over an old pile of garbage and cause the property value to fall even lower than jack shit

DAVE: i say let her go nuts

ROSE: Feel free to take it up with Kanaya.

ROSE: But if you authorize her to flip a bitch, just make sure she's nowhere near my chemistry table.

DAVE: yeah

DAVE: cant be droppin your vials and shit all over the floor

DAVE: the only one whos got clearance to drop science is me

ROSE: Dork.

DAVE: dont even hate

DAVE: been shoring up my muthafuckin CRAFT over here

ROSE: I know. I've been in the same room, right over there, listening to you mumble lyrics to yourself for the last couple hours.

DAVE: rose you know what sucks

ROSE: Yes.

ROSE: To which sucky thing are you referring?

DAVE: it kinda just occurred to me

DAVE: while i was spitting ill verse to no end

DAVE: i got this weird feeling that i might be getting like

DAVE: a little dated?

ROSE: Is this about Terezi?

DAVE: what

DAVE: no no

DAVE: dont be disingenuous word girl you know what im saying

DAVE: i mean sorta passe

DAVE: like a lumbering pop reference dinosaur

DAVE: remember we are both kind of stuck in 2009

DAVE: so im like popculturally frozen in that period

DAVE: all my references feel like they might be getting a little stale

DAVE: even though the earth ended and all and there was no culture after that point anyway

DAVE: but still

DAVE: i can feel it

DAVE: like in my bones

DAVE: i just know on some hypothetical earth that kept going my shit is starting to get so lame

DAVE: and i know it doesnt matter because its just us here so who cares

DAVE: but i care

DAVE: its a matter of integrity i am a fucking artist

DAVE: like i think if i make one more rap about like some fucking dane cook movie from 2008 to piss karkat off or some tired bullshit like that im going to

DAVE: i dont know

DAVE: ill just start feeling like a fraud

DAVE: my game might be drying up rose

DAVE: but its not my fault like im totally hostage to this freezedried backlog of cultural garbage that can never move forward again

DAVE: so i have to pick through it like im looting a fucking tomb while still all tryin to act RAP SASSY

DAVE: like YEAH take THAT motherfuckers

DAVE: OF THE PAST

DAVE: all in your mass graves somewhere in a dead frogiverse

DAVE: i be representing some god damn STANDARDS about your media do you feel me

DAVE: im depressing myself here

DAVE: all im saying is it would be cool to have some fresh shit to work with

DAVE: like just to know

DAVE: to know what the world would be like in the year it would be for us now

DAVE: which would be 2011 i guess

DAVE: wow 2011 really

DAVE: damn

DAVE: i just want to know what would have happened

DAVE: theres so much shit we were primed for

DAVE: it was gonna be exciting

DAVE: like barack obama just turned president remember that

DAVE: we never got to see if he fixed the economy

DAVE: remember how you were dying to see if he would fix the economy you were asking me about it every damn day

DAVE: just joking nobody gave a shit about that

DAVE: but like

DAVE: i never got to check out the next batch of stiller jams and see how bad i could mock them

DAVE: we never got to find out how the midnight crew adventure ended

DAVE: if ever

DAVE: rose

DAVE: ROSE??

DAVE: what the fuck man

DAVE: whyd you go back to your bottles and shit i was right in the thick of hella elocution

DAVE: dont give me that

DAVE: yes

DAVE: uh yeah

DAVE: yes i do ACTUALLY want you to come back over here

DAVE: im waiting

ROSE: Fine. Here I am.

DAVE: wow was that so hard

DAVE: this is what civilized people do rose they fucking talk to each other like actually in each others fucking vicinities

ROSE: You just have a tendency to go on for a while. I assumed we progressed to the traditional mumbling monologue stage of Striderian discourse.

DAVE: no thats not even a thing

DAVE: i was actually like

DAVE: trying to get your take

ROSE: Take on what.

DAVE: i dont even know

DAVE: i bet john would have stuff to say

DAVE: hes probably going through the same frozen fucking caveman from 2009 syndrome as me

DAVE: actually what am i saying the dude is a caveman from 1997

DAVE: hahaha like he could give a shit as long as hes got his cage dvds

ROSE: Oh! I saw him the other night.

DAVE: what

ROSE: In a dream. It was very brief, only a few minutes. I waved to him and then woke up.

DAVE: whoa what was he doing

ROSE: He was fighting Jack. Actually, he was doing quite well!

DAVE: oh man

DAVE: you have to tell me all about this

ROSE: I will. Later, though. I'd like to get back to work.

DAVE: ok when

DAVE: tonight?

ROSE: I have plans tonight. How about tomorrow.

DAVE: plans

DAVE: what plans

ROSE: Just some plans.

DAVE: can i come

ROSE: No!

DAVE: fuck fine

DAVE: tomorrow then

DAVE: maybe ill just dream up my own john tonight and well have an awesome time without you what do you think about that

ROSE: ...

DAVE: fu

#homestuck #dave strider #rose lalonde #homestuck act 6 #page 5398 #homestuck act 6 intermission 3 #openbound

[xamaxenta]

Had this AU idea for saboace where Ace survives just barely but thanks to the news everyone thinks he's dead still cuz there's a brutal picture of his body bloodied and unconscious on the front page and he does look low-key dead so he has to disguise himself somehow and hide while simultaneously training up his haki (cuz I don't think he really did much with his haki, I think he had it but didn't like using it and refused to train it up, I headcanon that he did this on purpose to spite Roger who also had haki, honestly I refuse to believe Ace wouldn't have been dozens of times stronger if his haki had been properly evolved. Though he absolutely has all forms of haki already awakened cuz he's just that much of a badass, anyway).

The only place they can think of to hide him is right under everyone's noses, so he somehow wiggles his way into the revolutionary army. He's not too happy with it cuz he's got beef with Dragon (hey whyd you abandon luffy) and Dragon I think knows it's him despite the disguise but says nothing cuz that's none of his business (Kermit meme here) and since it was announced Ace was fully dead Sabo regained his memories and already had that super fun nervous breakdown and three day coma and is NotDoingWell™ and Dragon is a Dad so he's like "imma push these two together and hope they realize the connection, surely my Chief of Staff is smart enough to recognize who this is" but he underestimates Sabo’s Spicy Trauma cuz he does not realize.

And Ace knows it's Sabo but he's told by a few of the other revolutionaries that Sabo still has amnesia (yeah man he can't remember shit from his childhood from what I've heard), bummer he's only heard it from random footsoldiers and not those closest to Sabo but it's fine I'm sure. So Ace is like "oh I may fuck him up more if I fling my disguise off and tell him we know each other so imma just be quiet" and Sabo is like "wow I let my bro and first ever friend and high key love of my life get murdered I wish I was dead:)" and Dragon is like "guys plz just kiss".

Anyway I'm writing this fic but it's been a hot minute since I worked on it, I thought you'd enjoy hearing about the chaos that will ensue.

Anonnnnnn pleaseee *grabbie paws* gimmieeee i love this premise so much

Dragon doing the Kermit none of my business tea sip meme is so fucking funny i really should draw a bunch of classic memes as random OP characters bc its tragic that there isnt more maybe eight ? I love distracting myself from the projects i should be working on HAHA demon standees marcos bday whats that oops

Ace knowing its Sabo is sooo good but hes so sweet hes like i cant just reveal myself!!! Itll fuck him up, maybe he’s gonna hate me!!

Dragon watching their bs like gods help theyre both stupid

Snickering if its just a random guy Sabo overhears saying that xyz ‘insert Ace’s fake name’ is actually thee portgas d ace and Sabos like WHat DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!!! And thag rando is sweating like omg chief no harm no jest i swear its true

But when Sabo goes to ask Ace Ace looks to the side and hes like haha… no?

😭

[uc-beepboop]

I CANT BELIEVE IT WE MADE IT ASHDHKSKAKLALA

THIS IS SO DIFFICULT WHYD I DO THIS TO MYSELF

Anyways, happy voting :3

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[fairycosmos]

honest to fucking god i can't believe i won the semen race in my mams pussy among so many little fuckers that could have won . i can't even make my bed or brush my hair at this point. winning is not always good mates

whyd you word the first sentence like thattttttt 😭 anyway real. i often cant believe all of the cosmic coincidences that have had to happen for me to be sitting here and yet i am completely dead inside and i think i always will be. im sorry and i feel you! lately i've reverted back to the "job half done" mentality in order to get myself to stand up or move or exist. if i cant brush my hair i comb it with my fingers. if i cant make my bed i just smooth down the blanket a little. every bit helps. there's no audience that your way of coping has to gain approval of. just being is hard enough. all i ever do is get by, too. but yeah i really feel like we all lost as soon as the primordial soup started. doomed by the narrative etc etc. hell even if i could go back in time and stop my parents from meeting i’d take it LOL

#anon

[pupboykyky]

"whyd ya chexk my blog anyways" bcuz im fucking myself, thrusting my fingers in my cunt wishing it was u no shit im im gonna use the blog to help me get off, thinking abt you touching me. fucking me. i need you more then anything i coukd do to get off, i wish u wrre my real big brother i wish u were mine