Tav: you’re safe with me :)
Astarion: you fool. you absolute idiot. I will never be safe from Cazador
Tav: okay so what should we do
Astarion: *surprised pikachu face*
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Pigsy + Heart & Family
Pigsy: "Those punks with their flash-frozen microwave junk! Convenience can never replace a traditional, home cooked family recipe!"
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Pigsy: "Ah, you two don't get it! I've poured my heart into this place! From the pots, to the utensils! Even my grandmother's antique windows!"
(2x04 Sweet N' Sour)
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Pigsy: "I was gonna put it back! I- I just, you know, you're such an inspiration, and, and when I saw your book, I guess, well you know I guess, I just wanted to leave you with a parting gift. In exchange for the ring!"
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Chang'e: "Tonight, we have a very special guest, who is sharing with us a noodle recipe that is very close to his heart."
(3x07 Cooking with Chang'e)
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Pigsy: "Oh Tang! I'm so sorry I was about to cook you! Badly, oh so badly."
(4x04 Pig Napped!)
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Pigsy: "Ohoho no no no no no, don't go comparing me to that demon. My names just plain ol' Pigsy."
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Mei: "I thought Monkey King was your dad!"
MK: "He's not my dad! Pigsy's my dad!"
Pigsy: "Uh, kid? I'm not exactly your uh..."
(4x05 The Yellow Robbed Demon)
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Pigsy: "No. No! Just cause we look a certain way, cause our monster ancestors were—well, monsters—none of that matters! I won't let his legacy define mine, and neither should you!"
(4x06 Show Me the Monster)
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Pigsy: "Doesn't that moron know that we're his family?"
(4x08 The Brotherhood)
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Pigsy: "Look, if you're here to teach me some magic tricks or whatever, you can just forget about it alright."
Subodhi: "Zhu Bajie was a stubborn one too!"
Pigsy: "Oh! So you think we're the same just cause we're pigs huh, bet you think I'm just a disgusting little monster too."
Subodhi: "Zhu Bajie had his vices, however, like all the companions, he grew up. He struggled the most, but he worked hard! Not unlike yourself. Although he didn't start out this way, in time, he became a deeply caring and protective creature, and a powerful ally—one of the best in fact. The heart you have in abundance, the power, why you've barely scratched the surface of your potential! And that's saying something."
(4x09 Roast of the Monkie Kids)
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Pigsy: "We missed ya, son."
(4x10 The Jade Emperor)
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Love is Embarrassing
Ep 1- House 1- PL
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i dont KNOW what is is but she was having a rough time with PL. i think it was the celebrity thing but she literally fangirled the hardest ive ever seen her fangirl in my lifeeeeeee and he i think very kindly indulged her. let her greet him etc and after he had enough of the swooning ran away and i was DYINGGGG... like my boy really said youre hot and thats what im here for .. at least right now.... PL and sofia were where i really noticed that scars personality can be a bit strong for some sims. BUT theyll have plenty of alone time with her so dont you worry. hopefully she chills haha!
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thought for the day is that its not really unusual for a kid to like drawing, or making silly comics, but the fact that cassie is able to recognize them as gregorys comics means he must have done enough for it to be recognizable + he would’ve shown them to her. my point is that this is like one of the only things we actually know about this kid as a solid fact and not just theory/speculation/headcanon is that he draws. and i will cry about it
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Bard, being the normal one, will never not be funny to me. Like a man scared of dying (naturally), the first whiplash he gets from his young (child) coworkers in the first week is Finny and Mey-Rin doing a victory screech, not caring if they die, and if they die, it is for their Young Master. But they kill whoever gets in their way. Bard is like a caretaker of a bunch of feral cats who now won't leave him alone.
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I have extensive notes from Peter Pan Goes Wrong yesterday night, but here’s one of my favorites.
Jonathan Sayer said Dennis thinks he needs to wait in line with everyone else to get into the show. So every night he goes and waits in line to get into the theater. He said that production has told him that he doesn’t need to do it but he does it every night anyways. He also said that sometimes it genuinely takes him a long time to get into the theater
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