#arson but vegan

[dragong33kmaybe]

*makes a flamethrower out of a butane can*

"magic"

#arson but vegan #fire pretty #carbon dioxide

[you-need-not-apply]

I will gladly make block lists for anything (I have a right to refuse obviously) anyone requests

#vegan #maia arson crimew #lgbtqiia+ #tumblr #twitter #trans #transphobes #homophobia

[p0etic-l0ser]

His name is germ

#no worms were harmed in the making of this #it was his fault he asked for it #whats a cult for if not to sacrifice its leader #worm on a string #worm on a string army #germ the worm #worm #stringy worm #the worm arsons? arson the worm #veganism #eat the worms #fried worm #no harm done

[lemoon-breab]

JUANAFLIPPA IS THE BEST CHILD AND YOU CAN PRY HER FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS. HER PARENTS MAY NOT BE THE BEST AT TAKING CARE OF HER BUT SHE STILL SOLOS. YOU KILL THAT OLD GEEZER!! YOU SET ARSON TO THE ROOM!! YOU BE VEGAN!! AND YOU BE THE BEST JUANAFLIPPA YOU CAN!! NO LONGER WATCHING SLIME OR MARIANA FOR CONTENT BUT FOR HER RAAHHHHHH

#slimecicle #qsmp #juanaflippa #ramblings

[nark-week]

4 DAYS UNTIL NARK WEEK!!!!

4 Things That Weren't Meant To Be Dates (But Became Dates Anyway):

-Camping Date!!! It was supposed to be wilderness survival training for the kiddads, but alas, the flu got it's hands on everone but Our Boys 😔😔😔 (Nick pretended he couldn't tie knots and Lark Ghost-Pottery-Scene'd him) (And they were ✨️tentmates✨️)

-Fast Food Runs 📣📣📣 (Early stage Nark thrived on these bc Lark is a grump, but was easily persuaded by non vegan food) (Henry could learn so much from the impossible burger)

-Doodler Disney!!!! An incursion at The Most Magical Place On Earth had Lark and Nick parkouring through ride scaffolding together to take care of it all. (As they go home, Nick is riding the Victory High, but becomes more introspective as he talks about finally getting the Disney Hype)

-💞Arson💞 (they have never broken any laws ever 👍👍👍) (no one can prove it)

#nark #nark nation #nark dndads #nick x lark #nicky foster #nick close #lark oak garcia #nark week 2024 #It's getting closer y'all I can feel the Nark in my bones

[moosemonstrous]

WIP Whenever/Last Line

Tagged by @swaps55, thank you! For once, I have something to share 😂 The Midnight Suns monstrosity that took over my brain.

Tagging @ulfrsmal and anyone else who wants to give me something to read, please, I'm starving.

“Funny,” Carol pours herself a cup of coffee, sniffs the contents, makes a face, and drinks it anyway. “I didn’t peg you for an early bird.”

Robbie shrugs. He’s spent most of his life waking up at the crack of dawn to get Gabe to school and himself to wherever he needed to be that day, and it's turned out to be a hard habit to break. Capitan Marvel doesn't need to know any of that, though.

He’s not used to having company before nine. Before the Avengers descended on the Abbey, he’d occasionally pass Caretaker on the way to the kitchen, but Blade kept strictly to second shift and the witches seemed allergic to schedules in general. The one time Nico arrived in time for something that could still be generously called breakfast, it was only because she’d stayed up all night researching a new spell.

“Someone’s gotta make the food,” he says. On day one, he’d made three extra portions of waffles, correctly assuming that Stark isn’t a breakfast person. He failed to account for the appetites of a half-alien super-soldier and a half-demon super-soldier. You live, you learn, you start tripling the batches . Caretaker had to magic the table up to seat more than three people at a time. “God knows you lot eat like you want to cause an egg shortage .”

“Wait till Steve gets here,” Carol snorts. “Were you a cook as a civilian?”

Robbie snorts, too, and doesn’t answer the question. He can feel her stare boring a hole in his back.

“I guess I thought you’d be magicking all your meals,” she says eventually.

“I don’t really do magic,” he admits. He plates up the first batch of pancakes and hands her the whole thing; she gives him an unimpressed look but doesn’t protest the amount.

Pancakes are good. Waffles, too. They’re simple, go with whatever you put on them and can be eaten four hours later when Blade eventually graces them with his presence. Robbie supposes any of the witches could indeed just magic them up every meal of the day, but after the is-it-vegan argument Nico and Illyana had last year, he occasionally needs to see where his food comes from to preserve what’s left of his sanity.

If Carol has a comeback, it dissolves into a yell as Strange puffs into existence in a seat next to her. This, also, is why Robbie needs to preserve what’s left of his sanity. “You don’t give yourself enough credit,” the Doctor says, using the distraction of having given his colleague a minor heart attack to steal one of her pancakes. “You picked up the basics just fine, if only--”

“Good morning, Doctor,” Robbie interrupts him. Strange thinks of magic like a complicated tool that can be learned by anyone with enough time and practice. Robbie thinks he’s already in enough trouble without knowing how to bend reality. It's a conversation they’ve had several times, since before Agatha’s death, and Strange’s inability to let things go is one of the reasons Illyana will one day put him on a Limbo time-out . “I’m happy to keep my skillset to what it is.”

Carol raises her eyebrow at him. “And what is it, exactly?”

“Battery and arson .”

#fanfic #midnight suns #robbie reyes #I wouldn't know what is the last line that will definitely remain in this WIP so have a bit from the middle

[ladybugsimblr]

Time has come! Use the OC list you made earlier and answer the following:

1 and 3 are in charge of arranging a general house party. How does it go? 2 appears in the news broadcast. What has happened? 4 and 5 need to buy a birthday gift for 6. What do they get? 3 asks 6 to teach her/him/them something. What is it and how does it go? 1 finds a seemingly lost cat. What does she/he/they do? 5 has to buy a quick snack for her-/him-/themself, what is it? 6 uses a search engine (Google or similar) and searches their own name. What are the top results? 4 has to take one of the other numbers to a date. Who's the lucky(?) guy/gal/other? 2 invites all the other numbers to a party - except one. Who's left out? 3 learns a dirty secret about 5. What is it and does she/he/they keep it? 4 has lost a bet and must get a tattoo. What will she/he/they get? 1 and 3 are stuck in an elevator. What happens?

You can answer with simple text, or take a picture or write a short story if you feel more inspired.

These were the OC's I chose: Brooklyn Gavin Ayden Sage Jayce Arya

A party hosted by Brooklyn and Ayden would go very well. Top tier decor, food and music. Lots of laughs and definitely a friendly dance battle by the end of the night.

Reporting live from Oasis Springs, the sim that was accused of setting his neighbor's basketball court on fire has been arrested. Gavin Richards said it was just a little bit of arson and ten out of ten he would do it again. And I quote "We don't forgive and we don't forget. Richards gang gang for life. POP hold it down."

Sage and Jayce would post long paragraphs and all the pics they have of Arya that they saved just for this occasion. It's not a birthday if you don't shout out your bestie on social media.

Ayden would ask Arya for tips on how to make vegan versions of some of his signature dishes. She would be so excited and definitely try to convince him that plant based is the best way to go.

Brooklyn would do everything she can to get the cat back to it's home and family. She would not take the cat in though. It's dogs only for her.

Jayce has a sweet tooth so he's always going to go for the cookie, brownie, candy bar option.

*heavy sigh* "Mistaken for her older sister global superstar Bailey Kay"

Sage would pick Arya for a catch up/gossip dinner date. History: Arya dated Sage's brother when they all lived in Sulani.

Gavin would not invite Jayce because he claimed to run out of money and didn't bring G back any souvenirs from Komorebi. An hour later Jay would produce the gift that he of course brought his Dad, get called a knucklehead for the dumb joke and still not be invited.

Ayden would keep any secret he heard about Jayce. Jay is basically his little brother. No we're not telling you the secret!

Ayden bet Sage she couldn't twerk in a handstand and he won (twice because watching Sage try was definitely a win). She got a small heart on her lower hip and she said she'll add an "A" i n the heart when they get married.

Ayden would start to panic after being stuck too long in an elevator but Brooklyn would be the best possible sim to be stuck with. She would comfort him and talk to him about cooking, Sage and definitely memory lane moments to get him to forget what's going on.

This was so fun! Thanks Elsa!

#ask shenanigans

[your-local-ruebit-hole-detective]

My headcanons on the coven heads (pt. 4)

-Eberwolf and Darius are in a perpetual squabble about the pronunciation of the word “vase”. Eberwolf think it’s pronounced “vayse” while Darius thinks it’s pronounced “vahs”

-Vitmir is deaf, I don’t make the rules.

-It’s a running joke among the coven heads that Terra has a primal hatred for vegans. She’s surprisingly nurturing with plants, unlike people, going so far as to murder the last buy who messed with her petunias.

-Eberwolf’s palisman was a pangolin named Bella. He was left with the bat queen for safety shortly before Eber became coven head, but has been adopted by another demon by now.

-Mason, out of all the coven heads, is the most competent arsonist. Eberwolf and Terra revel in the chaos, so you can’t trust them unless you want the whole town burned down, Vitmir is so scatter-brained that he’ll probably end up burning the wrong building, Hettie and Darius just don’t like fire, Raine has terrible luck with matches, Osran just point-blank refuses to commit arson (for unknown reasons) and Adrian is more concerned with it being theatrical than actually burning anything.

-Adrian dyes his hair. The natural hue is the same color as the tuft of fur on his tail.

-Terra is a doting grandmother, much to everyone’s suprise. She has one granddaughter, who she is very close with, but isn’t on speaking terms with her daughter.

-Eberwolf is a nickname person. Everyone has a nickname, whether they know it or not. The nicknames generally depend on their opinion of you.

-It’s a running joke to see just what they can get to pass as one of those white cloaks they wear in meetings. So far the record is a slightly dirty tablecloth with their pendant pinned to it, worn for an entire meeting by Mason. Mason didn’t actually mean to participate in the joke, his cloak tore a few minutes before the meeting and he panicked.

#eberwolf #adrain grey vernworth #terra snapdragon #darius deamonne #raine whispers #osran #vitmir #toh hcs #toh #the owl house #the owl house headcanon #headcanons #headcanons on the coven heads #eberwolf the huntsman #eberwolf toh #terra #terra toh #darius #darius toh #osran toh #vitmir toh #adrian graye vernworth #adrian toh #raine #raine toh

[0jamajos]

truly I feel like committing arson every time I look at idk boots or clothing and see good ol plastic refered as "vegan leather" like... Oh yeah the very good for animals and very eco friendly option, releasing micro plastics as god intended this is surely the best for everyone

#rue.txt

[dduquette-a]

THE   BARRELHOUSE   BAR   AND   GRILL         .   .   .   

here   it   is!         denny’s   pride      &      joy.         the   barrelhouse   is   a   place   denny   invested   in   during   his   initial   recovery.         it   was   his   little   project;         very   run   -   down   and   kinda   built   back   up   with   his   own   hands         (      carefully      /      under   doctor’s   orders      )         &         the   hands   of   fellow   firefighters   looking   to   help   out.         even   when   he   later   went   back   to   the   fire   department   as   an   arson   investigator,      he   stayed   loyal   to   his   bar   because   it   gave   him   something   to   look   forward   to   at   a   time   he   needed   it   most.

it’s   pretty   humble,      for   the   most   part.         denny   doesn’t   like   anything   too   showy      &      instead,      put   as   much   of   himself   into   it   as   possible;         a   representation   of   him   which   includes         .   .   .         the   occasional   karaoke   or   pub   quiz   night         /         rather   than   any   gambling   slot   machines,      he’s   got   some   old   arcade   games   such   as   pacman      &      street   fighter         /         a   retro   jukebox,      because   he   prefers   the   sound.      he   won’t   have   that   digital   shit.         /         there   isn’t   necessarily   strict   uniform   policy,      but   they   do   have   plain   black   barrelhouse   tees   which   get   handed   out   to   regular   customers   as   well   as   staff   members         /         there   are   televisions   which   will   show   sports,      however   denny   will   not   hesitate   to   switch   it   the   fuck   off      &      throw   your   ass   out   if   crowds   get   rowdy.      these   are   also   the   televisions   used   for   karaoke         /         a   pool   table         /         outdoor   seating.

menu   to   come   later,      but   a   rough   idea   of   what   they   serve;         sandwiches,      burgers,      steaks,      wings,      onion   rings,      etc,      your   typical   bar   food.         it   caters   to   a   variety   including   vegetarian      &      vegan.

#out of character. ⸻ headcanon. #DENNY'S BAR!!!!! #my fave part is the no assholes sign tbh

[booksofstars]

of the silence that follows incorrect quotes:

frostpaw: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

whistlepaw: You and me!

frostpaw: *tearing up* Ok.

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fallen leaves: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the hollyleaf way.

whistlepaw: Isn't that the wrong way?

fallen leaves: Yes, but it's faster.

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whistlepaw: Can we go out to get icecream?

fallen leaves: Did you ask hollyleaf?

whistlepaw: They said no.

fallen leaves: Then why did you ask me?

whistlepaw: They're not the boss of you.

fallen leaves, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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fallen leaves: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.

hollyleaf: I would say infinitesimally.

whistlepaw: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

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bristlepaw: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

frostpaw: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

bristlepaw: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

whistlepaw: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

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frostpaw: whistlepaw, gather the others. We need to have another bristlepaw-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

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bristlepaw: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

whistlepaw: But are you shuffling?

bristlepaw: Everyday.

frostpaw: What language are you two speaking??

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*frostpaw is talking about their past*

frostpaw: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow.

bristlepaw: frostpaw, this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years!

whistlepaw: Oh, I'm sure it gets better!

frostpaw: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worst.

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frostpaw: Want to hear a hard riddle?

whistlepaw: Sure.

frostpaw: A rooster laid an egg on a roof. Which way did it roll?

whistlepaw: ...down?

frostpaw: N-

bristlepaw: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then.

frostpaw:

frostpaw: No, it's that roosters don't lay eggs...

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whistlepaw: I dare you-

frostpaw: bristlepaw is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

whistlepaw: Why not?

bristlepaw: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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rootspring: Just be careful, beepaw!

beepaw: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, rootspring!

beepaw: It's everything around me that's careless.

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rootspring, trying to comfort beepaw: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

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squirrelflight, confused and exasperated: bristlepaw, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?

bristlepaw: Politely

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beepaw: I am an expert at identifying birds.

rootspring: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

beepaw: Yeah, they're all birds.

#incorrect quotes #warrior cats #cham caws #of the silence that follows #squirrelflight #rootspring #whistlepaw #frostpaw #beepaw #bristlekit #bristlepaw #hollyleaf #fallen leaves

[redak-ted]

incorrect quotes for my tmnt au/iteration (pinned post)

[they're all adults btw]

Leona: We have a problem. Micheal: Let me guess, you caused it? April: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet. Casey: And it's another Tuesday, your point? Raph: Would shooting you solve this problem ? No ? Then shut up. Dee: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.

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Raph: If you got arrested what would be the charges? April: Theft. Casey: Disturbing the peace. Dee: Aggravated assault. Leona: Arson. Micheal: All of the above.In that order, probably.

~

Leona: Hello! Raph: Hihiiiiii! Dee: Greetings, Humans. April: Three kinds of people. Micheal: I want pudding. Leona: Four kinds of people. Casey: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS? April: Five kinds of people.

~

Leona: We're kind of missing something guys. Casey: Cohesion? Dee: Teamwork? Raph: A general sense of what we're doing? April: And Micheal is not here. Casey: Oh, and that, yeah.

~

Leona: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Raph: Nope, absolutely not. Micheal: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Dee: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. April: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Casey: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

~

The squad is over at Leona's house Raph: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven? Leona: … N-No… Leona, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??? Raph, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought! Micheal: I see a- Leona, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. Raph: Oh, well I- Leona: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- fiddles with the buttons on the microwave Leona, amazed: Its got a bake setting! Dee: Ohoho, you learn something new every day! April: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first? Leona: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin! Leona: I am someone who owns four ovens… Leona, louder and way too happy: I am someone… who owns FOUR OVENS… Leona: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens… Casey, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven! Leona: Raph: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! Leona: Leona, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

~

Leona: dies April: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months! Raph: Bullshit. One month. Dee: Nah, half a month. Micheal, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PERSON A JUST DIED! Casey, scratching chin in thought: One week.

~

At a dinner party, the guests converse while the host is away Raph: So how do you know the host? Leona: They were a former vegan, and they bought milk. Dee: That BITCH! Casey: I pulled them over for money laundering. April: I'm chaperoning their dinner party. Micheal: They stole a baconator! Dee: That BITCH! Raph: I tanked the store they were managing and they convinced me to quit from one of the only jobs I've ever had. Now I'm living off of unemployment checks and fear!

~

Leona: Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat Raph: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents Leona: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Micheal: Actually I did the math, Raph would have $225, not $0.15. Raph: Fam I'm right here…. Dee: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Leona: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please? Dee: Sorry I only have a dollar Leona: :( Micheal: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Raph would have $22, 500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Dee: If I had $22, 500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Micheal: You can buy anything you want with $22, 500 April: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice Micheal: Apply juice to what Casey: Directly to the forehead Raph: Great chat everyone

~

Leona, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette. April: But Leona, we don't smoke. Leona: Cut the crap, April. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke. Leona: points at Casey One! points at Raph Two! points at Micheal Three! points at Dee Four! points at April Five! Leona: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers! Dee: puts a cigarrette in Leona's hand Leona: Thank you. …Light? The Squad: all simultaneously pull out lighters

[normal-blog-with-posts-on-it]

[ryuzakemo128]

Peaky Blinders Incorrect Quotes (Part Fifteen)

(Part One / Part Two / Part Three / Part Four / Part Five / Part Six / Part Seven / Part Eight / Part Nine/ Part Ten / Part Eleven / Part Twelve  / Part Thirteen / Part Fourteen )

(Dividers by this person here)

Thomas: Why are you on fire? Red: This is just how my day is going.

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Red: I hate you. Thomas: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

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Thomas: Remain CALM! *slaps Red multiple times*

Thomas: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey! Red: But I'm a vegan. Thomas: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.

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Thomas: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU! Red: Okay, can you do the dishes? Thomas: No!

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Thomas: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined. Red: Heck. Thomas: You're on thin fucking ice. Thomas: Oh no-

Red: Hey, can you do me a favor? Thomas: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this. Red: You don’t even have a legitimate reason? Thomas: Oh, no, I do. Red: Well, what is it? Thomas: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.

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Thomas: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? Red: What the hell!? Thomas: Oh, sorry, my bad. Thomas, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? Red, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

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Thomas: Stay foxy. Red: Die lonely.

Thomas: Where are your parents? Red: What are parents? Thomas: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

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Red: I don’t mean to be rude— Thomas: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.

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Thomas: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Red: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Thomas: ... Thomas: You mean ring bearER, right? Red: ... Thomas: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Thomas: Holy shit, Red, do you know what this means?! Red: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.

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Red: *Holding up a picture of a seemingly young anime girl* WHO IS SHE?! IS SHE TWELVE?! Thomas: No! She's a thousand years ol- Red: *Cocks shotgun* Thomas: NO! NOOOOOOOOOO-!

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Thomas: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Red: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Thomas: Stop.

Red: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers! Thomas: Please, just say fuck.

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Red: So, I've been thinking Thomas- Thomas: That's dangerous.

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Thomas: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? Red: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

Thomas: Pick a card, any card. Red: Fine. Thomas: Wait, that's my credit card! Red: You said any card.

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Thomas: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night. Red: All I drank was Redbull! Thomas: How many? Red: Eighteen.

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Thomas: Fuck you. Red: No u. Thomas: I'm down. Red: You're like 2, what the fuck- Thomas: I AM NOT 2!

Red: Let’s write Thomas a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...

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Thomas: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Red meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

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Thomas: I fell— Red: From heaven? Thomas: No, I literally fell— Red: In love with me the moment you saw me? Thomas: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Red: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Thomas: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer. Red: Thomas: Red: ...Please, go back to bed.

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Red: *chokes on something* Thomas: Jeez, Red, don't die on us. Red: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

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Red: What are you in the mood for? Thomas: World domination. Red: That's a bit ambitious. Thomas: You are my world. Red: Aww... Thomas: Red: Thomas: Red: OH.

#peaky blinders #peaky blinders modern au #peaky blinders au #peaky fookin blinders #peaky fucking blinders #peaky blinder #peaky blinders incorrect quotes #thomas shelby #tommy shelby #Red (Female Reader)

[pr-vistas-2022]

PETA: IRONY PERSONIFIED

PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Animals) is one of the world's most powerful and influential animal rights organizations. PETA, however, today casts a shadow of all things negative surrounded by controversies ranging from mass euthanization to arson terrorism to misleading promotions to unapologetic hypocrisy! PETA has made its stance on supporting euthanasia clear over the years. “We do not advocate ‘right to life for animals.” Says Ingrid Newkirk, President of PETA. Her quote to the New Yorker about her first job accentuates this disturbing stance. It read, “I would go to work early, before anyone else got there, and kill the animals myself.” 2011 statistics reveal that out of 760 impounded dogs, only 19 were adopted. Out of 58 companion animals taken in, 54 were killed. 90% of the animals PETA receives are killed within 24 hours of arrival. It has an adoption rate of less than 1%. It marginalizes and criminalizes certain breeds of dogs such as pit bulls advocating strongly for Breed Specific Legislation. “Those who argue against euthanasia policy for pit bulls are naïve.” Says Newkirk when questioned on the issue. It has a string of misleading advertisements and promotions using horrendous events such as cannibalism, death, and even the Holocaust in its advertisements. The European Court of Human Rights then had to step in and ban the usage of the Holocaust in their advertisements. It also uses pseudoscience to advance its stance which is often ridiculed by the scientific community. It also has questionable financial statements that have been in the limelight for a while. Finally, its unapologetic hypocrisy edges at moral bankruptcy. Its celebrity endorsers like Pamela Anderson and Jenna Jameson were seen using leather products just days after the anti-leather campaign. PETA is a Staunch advocate for veganism and uses celebrities like Aishwarya Rai and Shilpa Shetty who themselves are meat consumers.

TASK AT HAND:

PETA now plans to relaunch its range of vegan products. As the new PR Manager of PETA come up with new PR strategies to revamp its terrible marketing strategies and convince the public as well as its fellow animal rights organizations of PETA’s resilience in animal protection and care.

Deliverables include A PowerPoint presentation of 7 slides ( 7*7 rule) which contains: 1) Executive Summary 2) Defense Strategy 3) Publicity stunt 4) Press Release(Only this should be submitted in a word doc, rest all in PPT) 5) Creatives (if necessary)

Deadline - 10:50Am. Email your tasks to [email protected]

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Thoughts on veganism? I have no problem with veganism as long as they don't force that upon people like PETA or That Vegan Teacher does.

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