#ask haul

[tennessoui]

You're a wonderful writer, you deserve all the treats! 🎃🍭🍬🍫🍦🧁✨

awww thank you so much 🥹🥹

it is no longer halloween but i have a couple of trick or treat asks that i didn't get to cause my time management leaves a lot to be desired & little time to desire it lol so to spare people's dashes but to not leave anyone in the wind, i'm gonna respond to all of them in one long post :D (this one)

see beneath the cut!! you guys did great there were like almost no repeats even though there statistically probably should have been???

🍬🍬 hello thank you 🧡

i already answered a kuwsk one, so for roadtrip au....

here is a little drabble from an upcoming scene in the roadtrip au (squick tag:a/b/o):

Obi-Wan narrows his eyes in his direction. "What's wrong, Anakin?" "Nothing," he says. Shit, that came out too fast. Obi-Wan's eyes narrow further, like he agrees. "You've been acting strangely all day," the love of his life says. "You didn't even say anything when I pointed out the pancake house for breakfast. You didn't even say anything when I got a cinnamon roll at the coffee shop!" "You had two servings of vegetables yesterday," Anakin mumbles, placing both hands on the wheel and looking at the road. Maybe if he pretends this stretch of flat wasteland road in front of him is the most interesting thing in the world and requires his entire concentration, Obi-Wan will drop the subject. Obi-Wan does not seem to pick up on this. He scoffs instead, and crosses his arms. "When has that ever been enough to you? Since this entire thing started?" "Obi-Wan--" "And we've been listening to my podcast for the past two hours!And you haven't mentioned it once!" "Fine," Anakin snaps, tightening his hands and then loosening his grip with effort. "Fine, congratulations. Yeah, something's wrong. I'm working through it though, okay?" On his side of the car, Obi-Wan draws himself up, and then seemingly shrinks himself down a moment later. "Is--" his hand falls onto Anakin's arm before it drops away. "Is this...because of the other night?" Anakin's jaw clenches. Them having sex hasn't just been kept to the other night. They fucked their way through all of North Dakota and Montana over the course of the last two days. But sure, the other night. "No." "Because if it is--" the omega's voice is timid and it makes Anakin's chest hurt. "You're not wearing my clothes," Anakin blurts out. "You smell different and I hate it and I know it's stupid and weird and some Dark Ages Alpha bullshit, but you need to be wearing my shirt or I'm going to fucking lose my mind, Obi-Wan." The words draw Obi-Wan up short. Anakin cuts his eyes to the side and he can see his omega's mouth hanging slightly open. Anakin taps his tongue against the back of his teeth. Great, now he sounds like some insane micro-managing lunatic. "And I think I'm going into rut." Now he sounds like a horny micromanaging lunatic. Perfect.

👻 ahh trick or treat for the naughtiest au that deserves NO treats!! 🧡

some nasty info on the cheating au i haven't talked about like. all their flying lessons. when obi-wan and anakin start fucking (before they're in love with each other), obi-wan devises a plan to get anakin alone more often so they can fuck on the weekends and not just at their places of work lol. it involves complaining to padmé about needing to really learn how to fly now that his uh valet has retired. he can't get a new one. no, that's not an option. so does padmé know anyone who flies very well and would be down to perhaps teaching him in their free time?

and padmé is like oh i do actually! my husband anakin is a very good flier. would you like me to connect you two? he came with me to your party.

and obi-wan is like i think i remember him :> he would be...available?

and anakin is guilty but very available

so they mostly spend all their flying lessons fucking in the cock pit because obi-wan's been able to fly since he was a kid. padmé learns about this either after the very end where she finds out about their affair, OR she learns about it in the lead up to the very end where she's feeling very suspicious but she's been ignoring it for THIS long so.....

🧛‍♀️🦇

trick or treat 🧡

twilight au 🧡

a headcanon for the twilight au! obi-wan's biggest pet peeve with anakin is that he absolutely hates being guided or directed in any way. he fights just to fight and obi-wan enjoys putting him in place but it would be fucking easier if anakin didn't spend so much time arguing over like. how many vegetables he should have a day. and how much water he needs to drink. obi-wan is a licensed doctor like 36 times over for fuck's sake.

anakin's biggest pet peeve is obi-wan constantly tries to mind trick him to see if his immunity will falter or fail. anakin's like for the love of god obi-wan im not a science experiment, jesus christ--'

and obi-wan hisses (cause vampire), and obi-wan's like 'you can't tell me you didn't just want to see if that was just a vampire myth'

assholes to each other <3 for eternity <3

😈 trick or treat 👽

omg smithsonian au......you know what they do for halloween, these two fuckers?? padmé invites everyone over to her (very fancy apartment) for pumpkin carving and obi-wan and anakin are so fucking annoying. they turn into a competition about who can carve the best pumpkin. obi-wan calls anakin's first attempt (a cat face) lowbrow (obi-wan carved a jellyfish), and anakin throws pumpkin guts into obi-wan's hair (he's a ginger, no one will even be able to tell!)

it goes on and on until padmé dismisses them from her apartment because it's either that or carve into anakin and obi-wan.

after getting kicked out of pumpkin carving they accidentally go on a romantic autumnal walk. they stop at a street light and anakin picks pumpkin guts out of obi-wan's hair.

it makes them feel so many things they're not mature enough to talk about

trick or treat! 🎃😸

oh ho ho the cult au! that doesn't even have a tag! (but basically it's an au where jedi obi-wan is tasked with investigating a Force adjacent cult on the desert planet Tatooine, and it's anakin obviously who is so powerful in the force he's made a whole cult out of it and sets his sights on obi-wan as his forever partner)

here is a 3 line drabble!

The boy's head tilts, and his eyes are heavy, piercing gold. They pin Obi-Wan in place even from across the room. It is immediately completely obvious who among the people in this room has influenced the Force. Even though the boy could not be more than twenty, his entire presence radiates pure power. Obi-Wan has never felt a Force signature so aggressive, so strong. For the first time since he heard the rumors, since the Council handed him the file for this mission, Obi-Wan can believe that there is a Child of The Force on this desert planet. A demi-god, whose attention can change futures, destinies-- "Approach," the boy commands, extending a hand out over the empty space surrounding him. "Obi-Wan Kenobi."

trick or treat 👽🎃

hello hello the selkie au <3

here is a bit of background thought on the selkie au! one of the things i include in most fics/characterizations of anakin is that he's a pretty one partner for life kind of person (in that he married padmé after being obsessed with her forever in canon, and one of my favorite fanons is that his very first crush/sexual awakening was obi-wan and then he would have totally married obi-wan if obi-wan was a bit different character)

but in selkie au, anakin has a very long history of dating/trying to fall in love, which is like pretty unique in my writing!

and obi-wan probably has like only a few partners he's been head over heels with, and he falls really hard for anakin which makes their (temporary) break up so much harder for him personally

trick or treat ! 😈

and omg for the space actors au??? ok ok

so obi-wan and anakin are in a holo film where they have to be jedi which will mean very serious research

and they absolutely go to the jedi temple and fuck in like a few sacred places, but tbh so many other jedi have also fucked there so that it's no big deal......even if they get caught.....and even if the make-up department has to spend a small fortune covering up their hickies they somehow got on a "research trip"

(the holonet runs a scandalous article about which jedi broke their vows of celibacy and slept with famed actor anakin skywalker?)

(obi-wan is offended that his handiwork is not recognized)

(the jedi order has to put out a statement to say that actually there are no enforced vows of celibacy though jedi may choose to follow whichever personal vows they would like)

(and if a jedi slept with anakin skywalker, the jedi council has decided they do not want to know. or hear about it anymore. thank you.)

🎃 trick or treat 🦇

i actually got asked for lslm 3 more times after you sent this in, but you were the first to ask after lslm so congrats on beating the crowd haha

ok sooooo here's a bit of the new chapter (remember, anakin's discovered that padmé has a golden wolf's mask in her luggage, what the council's intelligence has said is what the traitor will be wearing):

Padmé's eyes are unreadable when she looks back up at him. He’s been compromised. Fucking stars. He’s been compromised within the first five minutes of his mission. The enemy—the alpha in the golden wolf’s mask—she knows he is lying, she knows who he is, and she’s dangerous. She’s dangerous, and Obi-Wan is here. Anakin can feel his shoulders straightening at the reminder. Obi-Wan is here, sharing the same air as Amidala, the woman who now knows too much. If Anakin is compromised, it will only be a few minutes before Obi-Wan is compromised as well. Obi-Wan will not be threatened on this mission. Anakin will not allow it, even if it means silencing Amidala himself. She had shown him kindness and compassion when he had been nothing but a slave. And then again when he had been nothing but a boy crying out for his master. But it seems she’s forgotten what loyalty is.  Anakin can remind her. But before he can step forward into her personal space, slip control of his pheromones so that all she can smell is willing omega, tease her fingers before interlacing them with his own and pulling her out of the entrance room into a more private location—before he can take the first step towards extinguishing this threat to his alpha’s safety, someone touches Padmé’s bare shoulder.

trick or treat!! 🎃👻

a fish hook, an open eye--what a fic, thank you for sending this and therefore reminding me of it lol 🧡

hm quick head canon for this fic is....anakin actually honestly makes obi-wan a better person and sorta saves the galaxy. see, he would have stopped at nothing to take down the jedi order, but then anakin comes into his life and all his priorities sort of change.

mostly cause anakin doesn't really care about ruling the galaxy. he's very family focused (thanks, obi-wan) and he wants his family to be safe and hidden -- probably because a lot of sidious' initial teaching enforced in him that safe = hidden

and obi-wan...he doesn't actually want to give up his dreams and he would sure love to see the jedi die for no other reason than they're stingy about who gets to use the Force or whatever, but....he likes the family he has with anakin. he could be content with setting up an empire in the outer rim. he doesn't need galactic wide conquest. he's already conquered the bestest part of the galaxy (anakin)

cody is going to be sick. this is disgusting, and the thought that obi-wan and anakin actually make each other better is too awful to even consider. straight lies and deception.

🧛‍♀️🍬 trick or treat!!! 😈

oooo time traveler ahsoka au!

here is a drabble for time traveling ahsoka au during one of the re-dos (specifically, the one where obi-wan is duke of mandalore and anakin is a Jedi General married to Senator Amidala and they respect their duties at the cost of their almost love):

Even though Ahsoka had not screamed along with Anakin when she'd seen Obi-Wan's body struck by droid-fire---she could not, she had no body, just another thing to add to the long list of things she'd given up for this, for the galaxy---her throat feels raw, as if she has been sobbing for hours the way her master has been, seated slumped over in the chair next to the Duke of Mandalore's cot. Anakin is quiet now, though every so often a fresh tear will roll down his reddened cheek as he sits silently, hand clutching Obi-Wan's own. A part of Ahsoka is screaming at her to reset this scenario. Obviously, these two souls are as entangled together as their fingers currently are. But it would be cruel. Wouldn't it? To end this run now, when Obi-Wan and Anakin are so recently wounded? And they have been so reasonable up until this moment. They have been cordial, respectful---friends, brothers in arms. Obi-Wan has almost died. Surely, Anakin is allowed to mourn. Surely if Ahsoka existed in this scenario, if she were Anakin's padawan and she'd be struck down, he would sit at her bedside and cry over her sleeping form. Right? It takes three tries for the words to pass Anakin's lips, and when he does finally speak, Ahsoka can barely understand him. He has pressed his mouth to the back of Obi-Wan's hand. "Never again," he mumbles against the duke's skin. "You do not belong here, and I would--I would tear my heart out and leave it for safekeeping on Mandalore before I would watch you take on blaster fire again." Ahsoka's mouth opens, spell words meant to reset the circumstances on her tongue. It sounds like a love confession, and she knows that those such things are to be avoided. Her mind begins to race. A new scenario---this time, she will keep them apart forever---this time, they will never meet, and the galaxy will--- "When you wake," Anakin's voice derails her thoughts and holds her tongue. "I will send you back to your wife. And it will be the end. It will--it is time. To end." Ahsoka's mouth closes. The words evaporate. Her chest tightens, and though this should feel as if she's dodged a blaster shot, it feels like she's been hit.

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i gave a little drabble of the couples counseling au for the last trick or treating ask re: couples counseling au so i'm gonna give just a bit of a headcanon this time!

in couples counseling au, the jedi council absolutely knows that they're seeing a couples therapist who specializes in married partners 💙 probably a few of them think that anakin and obi-wan know that as well, but most of them are like. well. they'll figure it out right? some of it may be applicable? they're definitely better than how they were a month ago so, no harm no foul etc etc

#asks #obikin #ask haul #trick or treat ask game #roadtrip au #cheating au #couples counseling au #time traveler ahsoka au #lslm #selkie au #smithsonian au #twilight au #thank you all so much for sending these in im sorry i missed the end of the holiday!! #it was really fun !!! happy virtual halloween haha <3 #i saw someone else do this for asks and i thought it made sense

[mysterycitrus]

There are less than a thousand works in the Dick Grayson/Roy Harper tag we have to DO something im literally dying

babes i am typing as fast as i can i prommy

#the context for this scene is very. hmmmmmm. but let’s pretend it’s all fluff #dickroy #dick grayson #roy harper #its like that bit outta the animated titanic movie. i am hauling buckets of water but im in the engine room so more water keeps coming in #nightwing #arsenal #teen titans #dc comics #the ask and the answer

[alienssstufff]

does this mean we will get misclickduo family art… holds hands out politely

whwhwh I did doodle like,,, all of q!Slimeriana’s kids as a group (if u can find them) if that means anything

Here’s like wwww weeks worth of sketches i don’t have the energy to finish rn😭- bunch of qsmp, dsmp, last life au and OCs squashed into one

#ask stufff #wip #stufffsart #etoiles #qsmp #made this to fight twts tendency to banish shadow ppl if they rt abt Palestine too much… which is messed up btw #I’ll do my best to rt what I can both on here and on twt even after the strike #am aware my reach on here is pretty good #if ur still reading this I might be even slower drawing after this wee #been hauling this body day by day and I’m scared my condition will wworsen if I keep going on like this

[snailfen]

Out of all the scug + iterator duos, who is the most likely to have a "What's in your mouth? WHAT IS IN YOUR MOUTH?!" moment?

moons not angry, shes just really concerned! and for good reason, because ruffian lets them play with bombs,

#im on my phone cus i got hauled off to the summer program my parents signed me up for YIPPEE!!! get me out of here #ITS COOL CUS WERE AT A COLLEGE CAMPUS AND THE CAFETERIA HAS A HIBACHI STATION BUT UGHHHHHHH ITS A MORMON PROGRAM -_- #rain world #ruffian and ruffles #my art #asks

[reegis]

(๑•ᴗ•๑)♡

For you and your amazing art.

thank you!!

for you 🤲🏻

#the mechanisms #drumbot brian #dashcon ballpit #dont. dont ask me why i dont have the answers #brian waiting for the mechs to haul his ass out of the sun like: #asks #my art

[in-memoriam-tgwk]

#sorry it took so long folks i was struggling whether to make two sleds or one #this can be used for hauling brambles for walls or herbs for single cat patrols! #usually tho its used for the kits to be entertained lol ferretpaw pulls them around camp in it #ferretpaw and sablepaw use their usuall ones for outside of camp the wheels dont do well off-roading #tgwk lore #tgwk ask #clangen #clangen art #catteroni #anonymous

[moonshynecybin]

I found this interview if Marc and Alex and it’s now one of my favourites. Also Marc’s first words being it’s better than Italy and talking about still having vales posters that there just in a box.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fdXmkEli6Is

interview lady is out of pocket lmaoooo... this being 2019 and marc still having the posters/mini bikes kept in a box like a haunting shrine of relationship keepsakes. okay! him immediately sensing that is an insane thing to admit and being like I ALSO HAD MICK DOOHAN BIKES even though we saw the footage of his bedroom when he was 20 and it was. entirely valentino bikes. also okay.

anyways she also asked vale about marc in this video and he made this face which was also very funny. a tumblrina fr.

#motogp #asks #rosquez #callie speaks #the actual best part is marc talking about the vitamin supplement juice he had to take as a kid because he was too tiny... too small... #hauling his little guy juice to school with his bookbag.... #also entirely possible they are two different interviewers and i just cannot tell british white ladies apart. dont tell me.

[emaiiyaru]

dusts off ask box

it was just genshin chars in wonderland roles, there isn't really any lore to it outside of the disney movie that i was following

i don't really follow kpop groups but i do like Twice and BTS songs

i can't believe we're getting three generations of women into genshin impact

it's pretty cool that you can share your interests with your family honestly

thanks i really don't draw them as much as i'd like to

i was more worried about my proportions back then but i'm glad to hear that my old art is still holding up

thank you, i've really been beating myself up lately

what the heck!! that's insane.. genuinely thank you for supporting me for so long

#i'm really sorry if my responses sound a bit dull #i'm emotionally drained right now #i can't imagine following me for like 4 years what the heck #i think we're all victims of the genshin pipeline because this game just hauled everyone from ALL over #godh tumblr is so nice..such a whiplash from twitter #it really felt like i couldn't draw throughout this past month but nice msgs from inbox and tags #really made me want to draw again #and now i'm actually drawing again #it also makes me happy that people are still writing into my inbox despite my absences #some of these are pretty recent actually like i rarely ever get simultaneous asks #again thanks everyone

[hotvintagepoll]

[very very slowly lowers a fishing line out of the vents with a basket of cigarettes, extremely fancy jewellery, sustainably sourced and ethically made chocolate, and pink lipstick attached to the end] pspspspspspspspspsps cmere audrey :3

audrey's gonna have to run if she wants to beat me to it

#ooh ethically sourced chocolate haul me up #asks #vents anon

[grymkoena]

Countdown to love.

#Obligatory Valentine's Day pictures #this pose set is really cute <3 #please i love them #don't ask why Rogue is hauling Valentine around xx #valentine artorius #rogue amendiares #nonbinary v #cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk photomode #my oc #cyberpunk 2077 photomode #cyberpunk 2077 oc #cyberpunk oc #cyberpunk v

[characters-at-the-library]

Update: Going through the tags, I realized I left a couple options out, notably donate the books, so I made a new poll here or pinned on my profile

I have a question for people who buy books before reading them.

Also add in the tags, why do you choose the books you do, if you are making a large monetary commitment to hopefully enjoy the book.

I’m very curious as a person who mostly buys books that I have already read through my library and have thoroughly enjoyed, usually reading them multiple times. Therefore, my bookshelf is full of books and worlds that I love.

The only books on my shelf that I bought without reading first are either attracted to a world I know and enjoy, I got over four years ago and am attached to them, or came highly recommended online, and I needed to spend more money to get free shipping

#i am genuinely asking #books #library #librarian #bookblr #book haul #books and reading #public libraries

[solradguy]

The children hunger for the blade. They long for the weight of a sword in their grip. The thrill of battle.

#asks #Idk anything about current meme culture but I'll never miss the chance to make a Jeopardy joke #Ngl kinda laughing at the idea of Sol hauling Outrage into a Jeopardy game

[lazycranberrydoodles]

ive seen your “wouldn’t be the first time i got beheaded” comic on like 7 separate occasions and feng xin’s face gets me every. dang. time 😭

LOL thank you. the different reactions to Classic Xie Lian Antics is so funny to me. feng xin is so openly horrified and disturbed every time xie lian talks about that kind of stuff. i guess he thought that xie lian would have improved his situation by now (the last time he saw him was bricklaying at the start of his second banishment).

#i think that feng xin still has this respect and reverence for xie lian lodged in his head #being loyal to someone who has changed to be near unrecognizable is a bitch.... you devoted your childhood to the guy who now sleeps on #straw mats idiot. and of course the lingering guilt of leaving #ugh ive been thinking about unrequited xianle fenglian recently #mu qing on the other hand. feels a sort of 'this is what you deserve' way about xie lian. unlike feng xin he views the royalty/divinity #as something that was given to xie lian. the darling of the heavens. and seeing him haul junk around is kind of gratifying. #but..... uh oh mu qing looks like you still care about him too. :( #i was very skeptical of xianle quartet polycule shipping before (was a staunch hualian-only guy) but now i realize the potential..... #not art #ask #tgcf

[sunshinediaz]

tease tidbit tuesday <3

i was tagged by @callmenewbie, @wildlife4life, @try-set-me-on-fire, @disasterbuckdiaz, @rogerzsteven, @hippolotamus, @giddyupbuck, @ladydorian05, @daffi-990, @jesuisici33, @loserdiaz, and @wikiangela mwah 🫶🏼

have a long tease from hoa eddie, where eddie's grossly in love with buck's big tits and honestly i can't blame him

Eddie sighs, turns around, and nearly runs right into Buck’s big, naked, hairy chest.  “Eddie—” “Where’s your shirt?”  Buck blinks. “I was mowing the yard and I got hot,” he replies, shrugging sheepishly.  He wants to bitch at Buck for mowing the yard, for taking his shirt off and getting grass all over himself, for inadvertently causing a scene because his big fat bleeding heart always seems to get him in trouble, but it’s Buck, sweet and stubborn and soft Buck, and he’s standing in front of Eddie, bare-chested and sweaty and a little breathless with blue eyes so large and wide and childlike, expecting Eddie to be upset when he’s not, not in the slightest, and all Eddie can do is smile and undo the snaps on his button down when he realizes Buck’s shivering, cold and clammy now that the sun has set. He has another shirt beneath, anyway.  “Grass is worse than sand, Buck,” he says, handing his shirt over. “Put this on. You’ll want to shower as soon as you can, so just stay the night again. I’ve got a load of your clothes in the dyer.”  Buck does as he’s told, pulling on the button down. It’s a size too small, dragging across his broad shoulders and barreled chest; the buttons stretch open over his torso, giving Eddie a peak of the curly hair between his tits, and his nipples are hard, tiny nubs beneath the fabric that draw Eddie’s attention, and he licks his lips. He’s seen Buck shirtless a hundred times before, sure, but he never realized how huge Buck’s tits really were until now, so big beneath his shirt they stick out like actual boobs.  He wonders how heavy they’d feel in his hands, if Buck would make pretty sounds when he squeezed the fat or pinched his nipples till they’re red and swollen.  Huh. That’s new. 

gonna no pressure tag @honestlydarkprincess, @eddiediaztho, @eddiebabygirldiaz, @eowon, @watchyourbuck, @exhuastedpigeon, @thewolvesof1998, @shitouttabuck, @housewifebuck, and whoever else mwah mwah

#eddie's losing his mind because on one hand buck looks so good with his shirt off #and on another hand bUCKS SHIRT IS OFF WHEN HE'S MOWING? GOD #and growing up in texas eddie knows #he knows okay #that grass is worse than sand #he's spent many a day hauling hay and by god he had days of picking grass out of every crevice of his body and he knows buck's #gonna bitch about it for a week at least #but god. buck's tits. buck's tits? when did they get so big. when did they get so hairy. and his NIPPLES. that's eddie's favorite color #they match the color of his birthmark so of course they have to match the color of his cock too right #right? #that's how science works right? #eddie passed science with a b- but hey he remembers the scientific method #ask questions and hypothesize and then test it out right #it's okay he doesn't mind to redo the experiment #anyway i finished chapter 2 FINALLY and am gonna start on chapter 3 today after a lil snack break teehee #tag games

[drill-teeth-art]

have you ever drawn scrapper!! I love your constructicon designs and i’d love to see your designs for all of them if you’ve drawn them before?

I’ve drawn all of them before! Yes! I just tend to draw Mixmaster and Hook the most XD Here’s a little collection of some of my favorite Constructicon drawings I’ve done featuring mainly Scrapper, Scavenger, Bonecrusher, Long Haul, and Mx. Devastator!

Thank you for the kind words! :D

#ask #transformers #transformers fanart #maccadam #scrapper #scavenger #long haul #bonecrusher #hook #mixmaster #devastator #constructicons #decepticons #transformers fan continuity

[chubbychiquita]

Be real do you actually savor walking?

occasionally i'll be proud of myself for still being capable of it after spending weeks on the couch, but generally no, i want a wall-e style hover recliner 🥺

#honestly walking is kind of novel at this point #like woah look at me hauling 300+lbs around! 💪💪💪 #ask