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comrades-art-shack · 2 years
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yeah...
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mamatater · 3 months
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The spouse is getting curious about tumblr
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reality-detective · 3 months
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1963 Refrigerator 🤔
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disableddyke · 3 months
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literallyaflame · 9 months
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how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
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lemonbarista · 21 days
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xiaq · 5 months
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So my bike was stolen from our garage last night. My beloved, custom, carbon fiber, most-expensive-thing-I-own-aside-from-my-car bike. I just found it listed on FB marketplace. Shit is about to go down.
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callisteios · 2 months
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i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like
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jjian1002 · 16 days
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Chilchuck the struggling girl dad🥳
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neil-gaiman · 29 days
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neil gaiman, i must ask, WILL THEY KISS AGAIN IN SEASON THREE?????
thank you for your time
Having seen how badly the kiss in Season 2 went down, I cannot imagine any more kissing in the future.
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150en · 1 month
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Gallery of hermits with weird setups. (As shortlisted by Mumbo)
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greelin · 1 year
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“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war
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reality-detective · 2 months
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Old Lighters 🤔
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scripture-pictures · 1 month
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unholyhymns · 11 months
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still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.
very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill
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ethereal-bumble-bee · 2 months
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Little reblog game thingy because I love making these (and want to show some love to my mutuals)! <3
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