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Autistic pigeon, doesn't read the social coos
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thatadhdmood · 10 months
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ID: Two white people in hats are in what appears to be a workshop. One is in a green shirt, the other in a backwards cap. Green shirt says: "We're just sitting here, two autistic guys-"
Backwards cap cuts the green shirted one off as the camera switches to a loose pile of bolts. They say: "-Looking at a pile of bolts, wondering how much fun it would be to sort them."
Green shirt as the camera switches back to them: "Dude, if you give us a ball and a couple tupperware containers, oh my god."
Backwards cap as the camera switches back to the bolts: "Let the 'tism run wild."
Green shirt, as the camera zooms in and out on the bolts: "Oh, the tism would be so involved." /end ID
i would be in that pile bolts for hours. when i was a kid my mum used to give me her change from all the different countries shed be going to, cause her eyes were bad and id sort that shit for her and it was so fun <3 soothes the tism
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mouseboy aac would say "i use this device to squeak"
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lazykebabvagina · 7 months
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Babe are you social cues... Cause I miss you 💔
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enderblogs-24 · 1 year
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As an autistic: I do not have selective hearing. I, unfortunately, hear freaking everything. I have selective responding, due to the hearing everything.
So... it's not that I don't hear you. It's that I hear you, the other conversations going on around us, the ambient noise, outside noises, my thoughts, and I might not have chosen to respond to you.
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kalynnmariesillygoose · 10 months
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Having Autism™️is thinking you've perfected a dish and make it better than anyone ever has, but really you just have sensory issues and only like those things prepared One Exact Way
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gostbat · 6 months
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Cats are fucking autistic, bro, like they have virtually no social skills and are weird, but someone thought they were cute and tried to pet them, that's the exact story of how my friends met me
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rosiedisaster · 1 year
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starting a charity called autism steals where i (autism) steal from autism speaks and the money goes to me (autism)
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gayforsphaghettios · 5 months
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When you get undiagnosed with autism: autis'nt
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evil-austik · 2 years
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ABA therapy-
Ineffective
Causes long-term trauma and low self esteem
Utilizes aspects of conversion therapy
Some methods classified as torture
ABBA Therapy-
Effective
Have the time of your life
Utilizes aspects of disco and 70's pop
Methods classified as catchy
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Sometimes it’s just an autistic girl and her equally autistic cat against the world
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citrus-system · 2 years
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I made a new and more accurate autism spectrum (sarcasm), how y’all lookin’?
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thatadhdmood · 1 year
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Something the don't fucking tell you about autism is that you have it
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"everyone is a little bit autistic" factoid is statistically wrong. autism georg who lives in a cave and catalogs the rock formations is an outlier adn should not be counted
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she's got a very neurodivergent interest in a specific manufacturer of cars. call that audism
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gremlinisjay · 1 year
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There're two types of autistic people. The ones who say "sorry" to the inanimate objects. And the ones who stare directly at inanimate object expecting a "sorry"
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