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kalynnmariesillygoose · 11 months

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Having Autism™️is thinking you've perfected a dish and make it better than anyone ever has, but really you just have sensory issues and only like those things prepared One Exact Way

#autism #tm #autistic #autistic feels #audhd #sensory #food issues #food #cooking #living with autism #autism joke #im a joke #life is a joke #eggs

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goodoldfashionedengineer · 1 month

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You know what:

Fuck the Joker

I have a personal problem with him

How dare he using green and purple for his color palette??

aka my two favorite colors

#shitpost #satire #parody #joker #the joker #dc joker #this is a joke #im a joke #you're a joke #he/she/it is a joke #i'm excluding him from the purple-wearing supervillain club #nope i'm not letting him in #if he wants he can form his own purple-wearing supervillain club back in Arkham for all I care

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pandulce135 · 7 months

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Not my friend and I jokingly (slightly seriously) discussing writing a smut work about MC making it their mission to fuck every holiday mascot because I had the idea while Santa Baby played at work.

#we're about to he BESTIES after this #joke writing #im a joke #santa baby #writing #smut #smut writing #holiday #holiday mascots #we both have experience writing smut in some capacity #i offered to be beta reader if anything #im so scared

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euesworld · 1 year

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"My heart bleeds hope like some kind of joke, and when there is nothing left to smoke I feel so broken and choked.. but that's not the point, I just want to smoke this one last joint. One more line, one more time.. one last kiss as I drift into the sky with bliss on my lips, I just want to get high."

Hahahaha.. the addiction never goes away, it always comes back with a laugh, I sing as I fade to black - eUë

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imrandomokbye · 1 year

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When I was 13 my repressed gay ass cut all my waist length hair off into a boy cut and I feel like for a while my dad was suspicious that I was trans (I’m not). I only did it cause I thought that would make girls like me. Dad went on the right street but wrong direction

#meme #shitpost #im cryin in the club #student #friend #im a clown #im a joke #lgbtq #bisexaul #gay

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frugthefrog · 1 year

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Death

Death; a blessing hidden as a curse?

Freedom from problems,

an endless rest.

I don't deserve it.

don't deserve to be free.

I have no problems,

compared to others who aspire the same fate.

I have no talent-

or skills, or trait.

That allows me to enjoy

what I have today.

No one else deserves

to suffer from my choice.

My body is not mine;

everything I take I always break.

How do I make this cycle end,

of suffering and causing suffering and pain.

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geneticasset · 2 years

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the worst thing about dyscalculia is remembering numbers backwards, just had to edit my whole carrd and first rp reply because i was writing 963 instead of 936

#. OOC . › let's kill the gods .#im a joke

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weishenkun · 2 years

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not me counting hands 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

#*wk #im a joke

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deathcat14 · 2 years

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Had a panic attack today cuz I found out my boyfriends girlfriend is following his ex/bff and she follows her back 🤡🤡🤡 clown behavior really

#im a joke

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margle · 8 months

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straight women need to start fetishising sapphic women so there can be more femslash fan fiction. we gotta outsource and get more writers on board. I want it to get to the point where two women cant be on screen together without having a 80k space opera fic written about them. I want show runners to be scared of cancelling sapphic shows because legions and legions of fans will come after them. dont tell me my priorities are wrong.

#im clearly joking dont be mad at me

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spitblaze · 8 months

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considering how many transmascs were legitimately way angrier BEFORE starting T and have since calmed down significantly have we perhaps considered that maybe the reason so many cis dudes are angry and aggressive isn't because of testosterone but maybe. like. personal issues. unmet needs. a social climate that teaches them that there are only like three acceptable emotional outlets for men max and one of them is being angry and shouting

#spitblaze says things #source: i got angry SO easily before i started t #i had jokes about the list of things you could say to me that would make me rant and rave in a fury #i still have things that piss me off but im not like. to that degree #doin numbers

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aropride · 9 months

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#text #copypasting a 21 chapter chat fic i wrote in 2018 into one big document #seeing glimpses of it #most of the time it's like. man. i did not write this #but then i see a phrase i was certain i came up with last year #and im like ah . so ive been making that joke since i was 15 ?#peer reviewed banger #rbsoff

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vraska-theunseen · 1 year

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DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER UOU WANT WHEN YOURW MAKING ART ISNT THAT WILD

#alex talks #this was a piece i didn't really know what to do with so i put the holes in at first and then someone im in class with suggested i bite it #(i think she was joking) and after i took out a chunk she said she meant just put an indent so i tried that too and that's why it's mismash

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jvlianbashir · 6 months

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"haha these alpha trad men really just have dom/sub kinks!" i know misogyny isn't real to a lot of you guys but did you know that some people just actually do genuinely think women are inferior creatures

#i dont normally make posts like this but ive seen MULTIPLE??? posts floating around that are meant as jokes saying #'haha *deeply misogynistic attitude/institution* is basically just kink! ;P'#and no one challenging it or if they do theyre seen as buzzkills or anti-sex/anti-kink #well im neither of those and i keep seeing it and its getting to me #not st #doctor's log

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zdhe20 · 20 days

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duke thomas 😄

& him hanging out with the waynes :)

#duke thomas #signal #damian wayne #im sorry for this lame joke but istg once i finished drawing i realised... duke is on a ....duc...ati #BatFam

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liquidsludge · 1 month

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I lied :(. Sorry about not drawing for the past couple of days. I’ve just been thinking a bit. Some part of me just wants to understand why I’m so bad at drawing. Why I’m so bad at everything that matters to me. Not that mattering to me means anything, cause i don’t think anyone cares. Or maybe they do idk, i cant tell anymore. Do they care about me or who i pretend to be. Well i mean most of them don’t they just call it my “emo phase” and make a joke out of it. I don’t want to be made more of a joke than i already am. Would it help maybe if i explained my feelings to people, probably, but theres no point if they don’t care. Why do it at all. I’ve tried to do it, i think and think and think about how i feel, about myself, who i am, what i am and how to tell my friends how i feel, cause i don’t need a therapist for my current situation. But i think I’ve overstayed my welcome. They all like liquid and no one likes sludge. Should sludge even go on anymore when everyone will only miss liquid? Idk. So heres another poll to ask if any actually wants to see my “work” again (i highly doubt it)

Get answering guys.

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