LMAO someone give Dick Grayson a medal for understanding that when Bruce stalks you and asks to take your blood, it's his way of showing he loves his kid.
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We have Bruce doing Good Dad™ things but what about Neutral Dad™ things
Mowing the lawn while drinking a cup of coffee
Standing outside and staring at an oncoming storm
Sneezes that get louder with each kid he adopts
"Hold this light while I fix this"
"Do NOT touch the thermostat"
Falling asleep on the recliner while watching a show that he'll pretend to hate when the kids ask about it
Matching cargo shorts, socks, and sandals with Clark every time they're in Smallville
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i got so frustrated looking for 90s references i just drew whatever. these are just for warm up anyways.
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A funny thought just came to me, so here's a new writing prompt:
The Justice League doesn't think that Batman has a civilian identity. For the most part, he only ever comes out at night, adding to the nocturnal rumors, but he has been seen during the day when there are huge problems or bigger rouge attacks.
And, because the JL don't think he has a civilian identity, they naturally assume that none of the other Gotham Vigilantes do, either. Signal, the only consistent day shift, is obviously a different breed than the rest. All of the others are nocturnal.
Extra points if they think they're a group of cryptids.
One day, Bruce and Tim are needed to help set up at WE for a press conference. One that Lois Lane is covering. At the same time, the JL Is having a meeting. Normally Dick would put on the Batman suit, but Nightwing is needed at the meeting, too. They can't say that Batman is off world, because all of those trips are logged and followed by the Lanterns. So, the next logical thing to do is for Nightwing to tell the JL that Batman and Red Robin were needed as civilians, but he will make sure to pass the information on to them, as well as record the meeting.
"Batman doesn't have a civilian identity," Is the response he gets. "None of you do, right?"
Nightwing, for all his training, doesn't react outside of his smile getting slightly bigger. "You don't think we have secret identities?"
"No, we kinda just assumed you all just hid away in a cave or something when you weren't needed or on duty."
Oh, these sweet summer children. Nightwing is trying very hard not to laugh at them. "We, we do have secret identities, we don't do nothing when we aren't in costume."
"Are you sure?" That's the Flash. "'Cause I'm pretty sure we'd recognize you guys out of costume." Kudos to him for being so confident about that. "Most of you only have tiny masks over your eyes. That's not enough to cover an identity."
Nightwing takes a glance at Superman, not that anyone can see his eyes move behind the domino mask. The alien's eyes have shifted left.
"I've been to Gotham plenty of time," Green Arrow speaks up, "I know I haven't seen everyone in the city, but I'm pretty sure I'd recognize your build. It's pretty distinct."
Bold. All of the Wayne Clan have met Green Arrow in and out of costume. They've actually met most of the JL in and out of costume. Should he tell them? Nah, that's not funny. He can't wait to tell the others.
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Jason, covered in blood: haha it’s fine, I’m fine, everything is fine
Dick: Jason I mean this in the nicest way possible, you are the most mentally fucked up person I know
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What Jason thinks happened with Tim becoming Robin after him.
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I love it when the batfamily is allowed to age.
And they are still fighting crime.
Part of the whole appeal is how they're just normal ass people without any powers, minus Duke, but still go out there stopping some major crime scheme.
Even better if you compare them to athletes or gymnasts, who retire in their 20's.
Has the batfam ever cared about this? No. So it's not stopping them.
And you know what would be even funnier?
If Bruce would be the last to retire. The one who started it all.
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bernard: ooh is that your portfolio for your photography class? can i see?
tim: yeah sure
bernard: …
bernard: dude, this just a selfie of robin, how did you get this?
tim, who got artist block and ran out of ideas (aka was benched and wasn’t allowed to take candids of the rest of the bats for his final): uhhhhhhhhh
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