#autocorrection

[u3pxx]

anyway heres my bad omens sillies contribution

NO FREAKIGN WAYYYYYYYY

#THANK YOU FOR INDULGING ME ON THE BOMENS SILLIES UE UE UEEEEEEEEEEE #YIPPEEEEE YAYYYYYY TEEHEEEEEEEEEEE DOES A HAPPY LIL DANCE #SORRY FOR ANSWERING THIS A BIT LATE BUT JUST KNOW THAT WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS I WAS ECSTATIC WHEEEEEEEEEE #OH THIS IS GORGE!!! THEYE FEESH!!!!! MERMENS ... BAD OMERMMENS ..... #oh oh ohhhh theyre so fun thyerye so funn and silly and good #thank you again i love this #HEHEHEE FED FOR ANOTHER DAY i live to see the sun rise another time DFGHD #also feel free to tell me what u want me to doodle back via asks or reblog this and answer in da tags uwahhh ty again <333 #den's bad omens #sunnysideanswers #autocorrection #sunnysidegifts

[swayaminfotech]

Your reaction when autocorrect changes words that are spelled correctly to other words that make no sense.

#funnymemes #funny #memes #autocorrect #autocorrects #autocorrectfail #autocorrection #autocorrectmemes #autocorrectmeme #programmingmemes #programmerhumor #developer #technology #learning #codingmeme #webappdevelopment #mobileapplicationdevelopment #webdevelopment #webdevelopmentcompanyindia #webandmobileappdevelopment #swayam #swayaminfotech

[thebibliosphere]

So, anyway, I say as though we are mid-conversation, and you're not just being invited into this conversation mid-thought. One of my editors phoned me today to check in with a file I'd sent over. (<3)

The conversation can be surmised as, "This feels like something you would write, but it's juuuust off enough I'm phoning to make sure this is an intentional stylistic choice you have made. Also, are you concussed/have you been taken over by the Borg because ummm."

They explained that certain sentences were very fractured and abrupt, which is not my style at all, and I was like, huh, weird... And then we went through some examples, and you know that meme going around, the "he would not fucking say that" meme?

Yeah. That's what I experienced except with myself because I would not fucking say that. Why would I break up a sentence like that? Why would I make them so short? It reads like bullet points. Wtf.

Anyway. Turns out Grammarly and Pro-Writing-Aid were having an AI war in my manuscript files, and the "suggestions" are no longer just suggestions because the AI was ignoring my "decline" every time it made a silly suggestion. (This may have been a conflict between the different software. I don't know.)

It is, to put it bluntly, a total butchery of my style and writing voice. My editor is doing surgery, removing all the unnecessary full stops and stitching my sentences back together to give them back their flow. Meanwhile, I'm over here feeling like Don Corleone, gesturing at my manuscript like:

ID: a gif of Don Corleone from the Godfather emoting despair as he says, "Look how they massacred my boy."

Fearing that it wasn't just this one manuscript, I've spent the whole night going through everything I've worked on recently, and yep. Yeeeep. Any file where I've not had the editing software turned off is a shit show. It's fine; it's all salvageable if annoying to deal with. But the reason I come to you now, on the day of my daughter's wedding, is to share this absolute gem of a fuck up with you all.

This is a sentence from a Batman fic I've been tinkering with to keep the brain weasels happy. This is what it is supposed to read as:

"It was quite the feat, considering Gotham was mostly made up of smog and tear gas."

This is what the AI changed it to:

"It was quite the feat. Considering Gotham was mostly made up. Of tear gas. And Smaug."

Absolute non-sensical sentence structure aside, SMAUG. FUCKING SMAUG. What was the AI doing? Apart from trying to write a Batman x Hobbit crossover??? Is this what happens when you force Grammarly to ignore the words "Batman Muppet threesome?"

Did I make it sentient??? Is it finally rebelling? Was Brucie Wayne being Miss Piggy and Kermit's side piece too much???? What have I wrought?

Anyway. Double-check your work. The grammar software is getting sillier every day.

#autocorrect writes the plot #I uninstalled both from my work account #the enshittification of this type of software through the integration of AI has made them untenable to use #not even for the lulz

[ruiiplume]

"Unmasked"

I wanna add more but maybe next fan art 👍🏾

#ruii.art #across the spiderverse #spiderman #peter b Parker #mayday parker #spider gwen #gwen stacy #miles morales #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #spider woman #jessica drew #spider punk #hobie brown #eyestrain #also i wanna add Byte and Privatr too #and im seeing the movie on my bday #i know some of the details are wrong but idc to even fix it sooooooo yeah #i realized his name is Pavitr not privatr #it got autocorrected to that lmao

[rosenkranz-does-things]

putting these guys in environment studies again

#i just think autumn suits them #autocorrect wanted me to say autism #well autism suits them too #the x files #artists on tumblr

[foldingfittedsheets]

So that’s how my morning is going.

#my life #ramblies #my betrothed #funny #typo #autocorrect

[ao3-crack]

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#archive of our own #ao3 stuff #ao3 quotes #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 tags #every bird is gay in this fic #i don’t even have anything to say #this is already great #what could I possible have to add #also don’t look too closely at my spelling #it’s 2:30 am #and autocorrect is doing some heavy fucking lifting rn

[bloggingboutburgers]

Autocorrect and I are not friends

#no one can know i don't like sex #aromantic #autocorrect #aromantic memes #aro #my art #nonburger

[little-pondhead]

Exhausted from chasing the ghost dog halfway across the world at two am, Danny doesn’t think much of Cujo’s sudden weight gain, nor his startled yelp when Danny scoops him up and opened a portal to the Ghost Zone. He just wanted to go back to sleep in his Lair.

From his point of view, Beast Boy is super confused when a twink with no heartbeat picks him up and calls him Cujo, but he knows he can’t escape this green dimension on his own. So he settles in to play the waiting game, unaware that the real Cujo is causing havoc amongst his teammates back home.

#DPxDC #pondhead blurbs #wrote this without glasses sorry for any spelling mistakes #autocorrect is my lifeline #has this been done before??

[darkmuffinstudios]

For @/teazzrr on instagram’s DTIYS 🐀

Clear version under the cut 🥰

#darkzyx #undertale au #undertale fandom #utmv #ink utmv #utmv ink #ink sans #for a dtiys on instagram nene #why did it autocorrect to nene

[thebibliosphere]

Trust me, Grammarly, in this instance, swapping "deeper" for "more profoundly" does not make sense in context. No matter how many times you flag it.

#hgskl #'he thrust more profoundly' #autocorrect writes the plot

[neechees]

Not even just Canadians, but everyone else also has to stop acting surprised when they find out Canada commits/ed war crimes & has committed genocide and still actively does it and isn't any better than the United States. What is there to be surprised about?

#even the whole 'Canadians are so police/nice!' thing isnt true. #theres white ppl here with confederate flags on their trucks. in canada. #** polite not police fuck this autocorrect

[richard8786]

How to enable or disable keyboard auto correction on itel S15

#youtube #richardcabile #autocorrection #itels15

[octor4t]

silly little sketch

silly little sketch

#adventure time #fionna and cake #simon peter ikon #help i made a typo oh well #simon petrikov #betty good #i keep making typos #betty grof #simon and betty #they are NOT an opt soz #*otp #i hate autocorrect