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sorrelpaws · 2 years
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it's a good night to think about how great evil morty's entire storyline, especially its conclusion, is
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automatonknight · 2 years
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Kurier and Benny getting up to no good, silly style
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baby didn't, in fact, get it
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vincentspork · 2 years
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I think we all must come to terms w the fact that oftentimes the best character designs are also the stupidest in many ways but that's what forcibly circles them around to amazing again
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asmogorna · 1 month
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It's obvious you're a huge Will Wood fan, so I wanna know what your favorite look/outfit of his?
OOHHH DONT GET ME STARTED
Sadly it's physically impossible for me pick only one so there's a list (not in a rating order just my favest of favs ok
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THIS GODDAMN DRESS it just fits his figure so nicely and the outfit overall is so pretty
Bonus points because all the pictures of this dress that I've seen have been in bright purple lights and it looks beautiful
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Sigh Mr Capgras Will Wood save me Mr Capgras Will Wood
He's doing all those things gay people on Twitter are talking about serving cunt mothering slaying etc etc etc
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BEING A GINGER SURPRISINGLY FITS HIM SO WELL BROS MAJESTIC sighh he just looks real nice okay
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I have no explanation for this one he just looks awesome and cool and I adore the aesthetic
The most gender envy I've ever experienced
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I CANT WITH THIS OUTFIT ITS SO GOOD IT HURTS MY BRAIN
Bought the heart shaped sunglasses (the red the yellow and the purple simply because I'm normal) to have similar outfits to this
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Here he looks like a human-shaped being and I fw it so hard
I should draw him in this crazy ass look because its ethereal in a way
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This one is just really cute and fun to look at idk I love how he dressed in this time period
This outfit just makes him look really approachable and friendly which is awesomesauce
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I generally like how Will looks with longer hair and a slight beard because it just kinda suits him idk
I think he should grow his hair out again at some point but I think he mentioned on litwtc that he won't be doing that again which is devastating 🥀
Also makes him look super friendly and approachable
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CLASSIC you go Cruella De Ville
Not the best picture but I'm too lazy to find a different one
The shirt is just awesome I need it for myself right NEOOOOW
Makes him look like a fun magician from a children's book which is cool
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This one is a bonus cus I think he looks silly in a cute way with a mustache ok
However this was my list of fav will wood looks ty for your question I've been waiting for someone to ask 😸😸😸
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lantern-group · 13 days
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hai awesomest lantern group on tumblr,, i first wanted 2 say thank you infinitely for drawing my werewolf boys ur artstyle is literally so gorgeous !!! im !!!? so stunned !!!! secondly i was wondering if you posted art anywhere else like twt/instagram/etc :0!!! i’d like to follow u there if i can <3
thank u so much again u r literally so awesomesauce !!!!
omg haiiiiiii :3 erm i dont use anything but tumblr to post my art but i may make an instagram for art if i feel like it someday :33333 and ur welcome omg tysm im literally shaking i have more drawings of ur au that i didnt post cuz they're just silly little things but here
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kasaneteto · 3 months
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ok last post before i finish my piece for the show im in thats due tomorrow BUT my hair looks awesomesauce & this shirt fits me so swaggily‼️‼️🔥👌😩 im hot & u wish u were me/wish u could get w me etc‼️‼️‼️ ok byeeee
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zer0psd · 4 months
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never used photoshop so im curious to see your opinions about photopea vs photoshop
ok things to be known: 1) adobe can suck my cock and balls theyre evil and i wish that the corporate entity that is adobe would go up in flames, a corporation shoud NOT have that much insight in your privacy, files, sensitive info, etc 2) photopea is great and built off a small dev team as a basically a passion project, which is awesomesauce! i'm not knocking them at all, and i think ppl should support them in anyway they can
i've been a graphic designer and photographer for years now, and in hs i became adobe certified. i literally spent four years of my life learning on an industry standard. it becomes muscle memory after a while. beside that i was a roleplayer so i became VERY familiar with edits and gifs and all that. again everything became muscle memory. adobe suites are the industry standard for a reason, and for GOOD reason. i think they have an amazing interface and work hard to update the experience and make shit easier for artists; like i will give them that even if i sound like a bootlicker. i never paid for it tho lol as a student i got it for free and i would use cracks/torrents.
when i got my new computer it wouldn't let me run bootcamp so i couldn't crack the adobe suites like i used to :/ new mac processors or whatever don't rely on intel anymore, so not intel = no bootcamp. most cracks are pc based so i just couldn't find one that worked for me. apple went ham on protecting IP and combating torrents so it's like impossible to crack without an extensive VPN or else adobe will literally send a cease and desist to your internet provider. its sincerely fucked up.
i switched to photopea bc of this. i really liked it, but im autistic so having to relearn my own workflow that ive had for years made me want to hashtag die. the interface is VERY close to photoshop, so it wasn't hard, but it doesn't have the same capabilities i was used to w ps. i do NOT like edited photos in photopea; i think its way too laggy and glitchy to work with giant raw files, which really sucks!!! for making small edits and doing my graphic design tho??? i do really like it. it doesn't have the same capabilities as ps sure, but once i just fucked with the filter galleries and different plug ins and worked my process around what photopea could accomplish, i was good as gold. i've been producing quality work on commission through photopea. it's a learning curve for sure, especially if you have zero experience with an editing interface like that, but the more i use it the more i learn.
all of that being said, i think photopea is fucking awesome for being completely free and open source. it has its issues —— sometimes its way too glitchy for me and pisses me the fuck off, i have to frequently save my psd files and hope that they don't fuck up, and then reopen so it's less laggy and rinse and repeat bc some of my stuff takes hours lmfao —— but i think its pretty darn close to the photoshop i was using like less than a year ago. its glitchy, its laggy, the ads are annoying and clog up the screen, but i simply cannot complain to much when its a smallish dev team working on a shoestring budget (last time i checked) and for FREE. like its open and usable on any browser and computer and i think thats rad.
if i could go back to ps without giving them money i would in a heartbeat. ps is awesome for the work i do, and i like that there's constant improvements and updates. it just boils down to look, feel, and workflow to me; ps is rarely laggy and glitchy, its meant to handle giant projects, there's so many plug ins you can find online, etc. i just wish it wasn't a subscription based software; honestly if i new adobe was less like the elf on the shelf and i could make a one time purchase, i would. but alas.
anyways i'm pro photopea all the way. idk if any of this was helpful its mostly rambly lmfao. but yeah. i don't do much photography anymore, so i don't have to work around the glitches and lags and all of that with photopea; i focus on graphic design for event fliers and social media content + rp resources. it has room for improvement for sure for sure, but it's lovely and helpful in its own way.
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molabuddy · 1 year
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WHATRE YOUR THOUGHTS ON MEOWSCARADA? ANY TIME I SEE IT IM LIKE WOW...KITY WITH A MASK..!
I LOOVE MEOWSCARADA i think its freakin awesomesauce !!!! loveley masked magician kity ..... do a silly trickery .... mrow meow & etc .. i lovie it .... its my second favourite of the final starter evolutions (quaquaval is first but juust barely)
my only real thing is that i dont like how the ingame model makes it look :[ but thats a problem with the model not the design itself
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homoquartz · 1 year
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i feel like the word "awesome" (especially modified as "awesomeness" or "awesomesauce" etc) had a huge moment in like 2014ish and then immediately dropped off the radar and became dated overnight
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samuraiko · 1 year
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My CRITICAL ROLE-inspired NaNoWriMo novel’s playlist
Screw it, I’m going to share this. It doesn’t matter I’m terrified to do this because I think the Critter community will hate it (or me, or both). I’m doing it anyway.
Behold, the entirety of the playlist for my NaNoWriMo 2022 project, the Critical Role-inspired novel THE WIZARD AND THE WEAVER. 
(For those not in the know, NaNoWriMo = National Novel Writing Month (aka November), where you have to write a 50,000+ word novel in 30 days. By no means does this mean your novel is *DONE*, it just means you’ve banged out 50k+ words for it. This year, I hit 65k+ in 30 days!)
The prologue is set in 819 PD, the first third-ish of the novel taking place about six months after the end of C2 (not long after TM9:Reunited) in 837 PD, and the last two-thirds taking place five years after that in 842 PD. And as you can guess by the title, it’s a Caleb-centric novel.
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Force of habit, I love writing ‘back cover blurbs.’
And I had art done for it, too, courtesy of the awesomesauce @cvleart​!
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As well as this gorgeousness by @cynicalstith​...
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Anyway, I promised myself that once I was done, I would post the full track list and a bit about each song (a la the official playlists).
(Full disclosure: as I get into editing this book in 2023, I will likely be adding to the playlist, moving tracks around, etc.)
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Vault of Glass - Ursine Vulpine, Will Post One of what I call my ‘trailer’ songs, where my mind spins a trailer about one of my books, if I could actually animate it and have voiceover and all that. The clockwork beat and constant repeat of "Again... again... again..." emphasizes the nature of Caleb and Malastra’s journey.
Dust and Light - Twelve Titans Music Another of my "trailer" pieces... I used this for a RIFT trailer I made ages ago for the Nightmare Tide expansion, and Raelskye’s traumatic quest (and Cyril’s role in it) reminds me a bit of Malastra’s here.
Welcome to Wildemount - Critical Role, Colm R. McGuinness My primary researching music.
The Labyrinth - Poets of the Fall The song that was very much the inspiration for Malastra. And I absolutely love, love, LOVE Poets of the Fall.
Firedancer - Poets of the Fall This is Caleb’s theme song and NOTHING anyone says will ever convince me otherwise. THIS IS MY HILL AND I WILL DIE ON IT.
It's the Fear - Within Temptation Malastra has spent so much of her young life running from her fears, but it’s hard to escape them when she carries them within her, and what she fears most is herself.
Arsonist's Lullabye - Hozier Caleb. Full stop. A nod to dear Liam and the original playlists for Caleb.
Let Me Out - Hidden Citizens, Ranya Another of my absolutely favorite groups. In this case, this song has SO many layers of meaning for Malastra.
A New Machine, Pt. 1 - Pink Floyd Eleven lost years... and Caleb's own worst nightmare.
Damascus - Conjure One, Rhys Fulber The thirteenth of Cuersaar, the Night of Ascension, 819 PD - there is blood on the moon as flames leap into the sky in Blumenthal, and the doom of Sevnochiner is born.
I See Fire - Zyrah Kasian's vision, and the fate of Sevnochiner.
Lady of Worlds - Miracle of Sound “We all have a destiny. Whether we want one or not.”
Born In Flames - In This Moment Caleb's not the only one whose life was transformed and traumatized by fire...
Don't Let Me Go (Acoustic) - RAIGN This is Kasian's song.
Gone Away - Noctura Kasian is gone, but Malastra still remembers.
Throw Away - Blue Stahli Eleven years in an asylum for him. Thirteen years on the run for her. The song that sums up those lost, torturous years for both of them.
Unbroken - Really Slow Motion Another song that describes those painful years of self-searching for both Caleb and Malastra.
Once In My Life - The Decemberists Another nod to dearest Liam here, since it wouldn’t be a Caleb playlist without the Decemberists on it. And this is for both Caleb and Malastra.
Wait for Sleep - Dream Theater Exhausted, starving, alone, and afraid, Malastra dreads every sundown...
Whisper - Evanescence ... because when the sun goes down, the nightmares come out to play.
The Mystic's Dream - Loreena McKennitt From Issylra to Tal'Dorei to Wildemount, a glowing thread of destiny leads a girl onward to the flame that will light her future.
Love Theme from The Dark Crystal - Trevor Jones A half-mad, half-dead girl arrives on a wizard's doorstep... and their lives are forever changed.
Deliver Me - Sarah Brightman The very first meeting between Malastra and Caleb. Another scene I want to commission art for.
I Love the Way You Say My Name - Scarlet Dorn, Chris Harms "'Freundin'... Zemnian. It means 'friend.'"
Someone Like You - Jekyll & Hyde This is 100% Malastra’s feelings toward Caleb. Unfortunately, her feelings are a naïve tangled mess and not nearly as simple as she’d like to think they are. Never mind his feelings for her...
Jesus to a Child - George Michael Caleb’s feelings toward Malastra... sort of. I had also considered using "Father Figure" (also by George Michael), but that song takes their relationship a little TOO close to a line neither they nor I think they should cross. For Caleb, the problem is that he feels several different conflicting things.
Haunting Me - Stabbing Westward The dysfunctional side of Malastra and Caleb’s relationship. And it also works for how their pasts won’t leave them alone.
Lune - Notre-Dame de Paris This version’s in French, and I’m still not even sure I’ll keep this one, but this is the Essek song on the list. Here we have Essek singing about Caleb, but unlike in the original show where Gringoire is a neutral observer, I imagine Essek is painfully aware of what Caleb is going through because he cares for Caleb.
Towers Of The Void - Brian Reitzell The story behind a name.
When All is Lost - Timothy Robert Shortell The music behind several touching conversations between the Empire kids. The dynamic between Beauregard and Caleb was just pure pleasure to write, and seeing how their friendship has just deepened over the years.
Until It Sleeps - Metallica Considering that Malastra’s nightmares can KILL people, "It" in this song is Malastra herself.
A Sacrifice to Save You - Effsio Cross If I could set the montage of Caleb's research and study about Malastra and her magic to music, it'd be this. Day after day, night after night, chasing down the truth of what haunts this strange girl.
I Bleed for You - Peter Gundry The Wizard at work in the chamber of endless possibility atop the Tower.
Walking in the Air - Nightwish Caleb showing off his magic to Malastra, showing her just how beautiful the world can be when you let it.
As the World Falls Down - David Bowie The ballroom scene in LABYRINTH very much informed a certain aspect of Malastra and Caleb's perceptions of each other at one point...
Malleus Maleficarum - Hans Zimmer The crafting of the Pendant of Dreamless Rest.
Carry Me - Eurielle If the pendant that Caleb crafts for Malastra has a theme song, this is it.
Lullaby (Goodnight, My Angel) - Billy Joel Caleb to Malastra as she sleeps, safe and truly at peace for the first time in her life. And yes, I want art for this too. I want art for a LOT of the scenes I imagine in this book, okay?
Of These Chains - Red Malastra as she's preparing to leave Caleb for the first time and go in search of her destiny.
Prayer - The Scarlet Pimpernel Caleb after Malastra leaves. He knows that her leaving is the right thing for her to do... but the human heart is a complicated thing.
Recover - Globus, Anneke Van Giersbergen Malastra’s journey during the five-year time skip.
Spell of the Heart - Isabella LeVan "Gute nacht, Caleb. I miss you." "Gute nacht, freundin. Ich vermisse dich auch." This song was a deliciously unexpected discovery (thanks to a friend of mine for pointing me at Isabella’s work), and was SUCH a perfect representation of the five-year time skip between Act 1 and Act 2 as far as Caleb and Malastra’s relationship was concerned.
Sleep Well, My Angel - We Are The Fallen Malastra and Caleb talking about each other, not realizing that they are both making the exact same mistake.
Hurt - Christina Aguilera Caleb and Malastra about their respective parents, and in a melancholic fashion, about each other during the time skip.
Witch Hunt - Abney Park Don't stop running, Malastra...
Only Us - Miracle of Sound Once lovers, then enemies, now uneasy allies - Astrid leads Caleb ever closer to temptation... all he has to do is hand over Malastra.
Back to the Blooming Grove - Critical Role, Steven Grove Reunited after five years, and in serious need of divinely-inspired insight, Caleb takes Malastra to the Savalirwood to consult with Caduceus.
The Rite of Destiny - Chance Thomas Malastra's musical offering at the Blooming Grove, and a blessing woven upon the temple.
Journey to the Abyss - Daniel Health Caleb, Beau, and Malastra journey to Vasselheim in search of answers.
Coda - Matt Uelmen "Once there was, and was not, in ancient Issylra..."
Raven - Melissa VanFleet Within the blood pool of communion of Raven's Crest, Malastra and Caleb each have their own soul-rending encounter with the Matron of Ravens, but not surprisingly, they are left with more questions than answers.
Helix - Soul Extract The darker, dysfunctional side of Malastra’s relationship with Caleb, while the latter half’s instrumental is very much Caleb, Malastra, et al bringing the fire.
Behind the mind - Zero-Project Searching for answers and guidance at the behest of the Raven Queen, Malastra's soul reaches beyond the veil and encounters the Champion of the Matron of Ravens... Vax'ildan.
Until Eternity (Orchestral Version) - Blackbriar Malastra sees through Vax'ildan's eyes, and learns of the doomed love that saved Tal'Dorei...
Taken by Storm - Christian Reindl Malastra's first experience with the Tapestry.
Eternal Flame - Randall Jermain, Alexa Ray, Atom Music Audio The anthem of the Mighty Nein.
The Volstruckers - Critical Role, Colm R. McGuinness The Empire will do anything to protect its secrets, and it trusts only a very, very few to safeguard those secrets at any cost.
Burn - I Will Never Be The Same When the Volstrucker get their hands on Caleb, hoping to lure in Malastra. Fick ihr alle.
Crimson Blaze - 2WEI I love 2WEI's music so much - and this was an immediate choice for the Volstrucker vs Caleb fight.
I Remember - Les Friction, Emily Valentine I love this band so much. This one is Caleb, and the bitter, broken, warped role that love has played in his life, courtesy of Trent, Astrid, and Eadwulf. Here is Caleb reaching out to Malastra and the Nein, his heart screaming for their help.
Destiny of Mankind (Choir) - Two Steps From Hell Malastra and the Nein arrive to take back their friend, and the gods help whoever stands in their way.
Magic Fortuna (New Version) - Highland Caleb being a badass.
Torsion - Mark Petrie “We’re not going to run, freundin... we’re going to fly.” It's Caleb and Malastra vs the Volstrucker in a desperate airborne battle over the towers of Rexxentrum.
Nightfall - J2, Elvor After fleeing Rexxentrum, Caleb and Malastra escape and hide in the Tower, but separated from the Nein, injured, and hunted, Caleb wonders how long they can evade the Volstrucker.
Requiem of the Night - Audiomachine The nine chambers of memory.
In Your Arms - Ryan Louder, Ashley Serena A theme that keeps showing up over and over is Caleb holding Malastra. For a girl who has never known kindness, it's small wonder that this is the safest place for her.
Kill Or Be Killed (No Vocals) - Epic Score Someone wants Malastra dead, but the Nein aren't going to just stand by and let that happen.
Freedom Fighters - Two Steps From Hell Another one of my 'trailer' pieces, this would absolutely be the montage of the Mighty Nein encouraging, training, and helping Malastra discover her true power, as well as her true self.
Wargirl - Sybrid, Tatiana Shishkova The paladin, the clerics, the wizard, the rogue, the monk, the blood hunter, and the barbarian team up to train the weaver.
Boat On The River - Styx Kingsley and Malastra sharing a moment as the tiefling takes her under his wing.
Peace Like a River - Dean Evenson A shared love of music leads to a tender moment of friendship and understanding between Yasha and Malastra.
The Grey Havens - Chance Thomas A bittersweet moment between Malastra and Marion, the Ruby of the Sea.
Tairitsu - Yuki Hayashi "By the light of the Luxon..." Malastra’s first glimpse of just how much damage was done to the Tapestry thanks to Essek’s actions, and a very hard, very painful conversation between Essek and Malastra.
Prime Directive - Mark Petrie First the Volstrucker, then the Lens - and it's dunamancy vs Weaving.
No One But You - Erutan While the song itself is so perfect for Malastra’s simplest, heartfelt feelings for Caleb, the music behind this one became the basis for the song "Oror, Oror" that Malastra sings while soul-weaving. It was heartbreaking to write a lullaby for Malastra, and I tear up every time I listen to it. (It’s also canon that Malastra cries every time she sings the last chorus.)
Influence - Elephant Music Until now, all of Malastra's nightmares have been reliving her past... but when that changes.,,
Darkness Falls - UNSECRET, Cece and the Dark Hearts The Nein are trapped in Malastra's nightmarish vision of the destruction of Exandria. GODS, I want so badly to commission art of this scene, but it’d cost me a FORTUNE. (And this song, by the way, was the one that absolutely crystallized the plot of THE WIZARD AND THE WEAVER.)
End of an Empire - Celldweller The Dwendalian Empire and the Kryn Dynasty. 'Nuff said.
Oblivion Awaits - Neal Acree With some help from Caduceus, the Nein and Malastra learn the dark secret about Sevnochiner.
Fade to Black - Les Friction The fate of the Weavers.
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) (cover) - Chase Holfelder, Tom Evans Malastra and Caleb - broken, stumbling, praying for deliverance. I hear this song and I imagine them dancing quietly together in the salon of Widogast’s Nascent Nein-Sided Tower, almost afraid to even look at each other but still clinging to each other, and then at various times through the book, sobbing in the other’s arms.
Neo-Somnovem Incarnate - Critical Role, Colm R. McGuinness No plan survives contact with the enemy, but if anyone is at their best when everything goes wrong and the chips are down, it's the Mighty Nein.
Sanctity of Sorrow - Damned Anthem The Mighty Nein vs the Empire and the Dynasty.
Bound by Purpose - Twelve Titans Music Sometimes you have to take a stand, even knowing you're doomed to fail.
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik (Epic Trailer Version) - Hidden Citizens If I could animate a video of Caleb pulling out ALL the stops with his magic, it'd be to this song.
Sonera - Thomas Bergersen The Weaver coming into her own at last, with the Wizard by her side.
Survivor - 2WEI, Edda Hayes A cover of the Destiny's Child song, this is absolutely the anthem for both Caleb and Malastra at the climax of the book. For all that their pasts have broken them, still they rise up from the ashes to emerge "bloodied, bold, and resolute." And for the second half, we have the Wizard and the Weaver REALLY bringing their powers to bear, fully in control and absolutely ready to WRECK someone’s shit.
Unusual Way - Linda Eder For all the heartache and confusion and pain they put each other through...
Let It Be Me (Epic Trailer Version) - J2, Miranda Dianne When you finally find someone worth fighting for... and living for.
Vengeance Is Mine 2.0 - Epica A new Hall of Destinies to build, a new Dzayny to serve it, and a new Weaver to guard it.
The Stars Are Out - Dexter Britain "Wilkommen zuhause, liebchen."
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not-poignant · 2 years
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For a good decade I have struggled a lot with my sexuality. I cannot consider myself unattractive, I have been introduced to lots of kind-hearted and cute "perfect" guys through the years but...I just "couldn't". I thought I was "defective". My friends thought I was "too picky". Reading through your fae-tale works made me understand that my own knowledge on the subject was very limited and after researching and experimenting I felt so relieved to discover I identify as Demisexual. Gramercie!
Hi anon!
You've been on a pretty big journey! It can be so hard figuring this stuff out, esp because we get so little representation in the media, so we rarely see stories about us out there, whether we're asexual, demisexual, aromantic etc. We deserve more representation!
I'm glad you've found your space and hopefully more of your people, and this also opens up better ways for your friends (and potentially future partners) to understand you better as well. :D
Thank you so much for sharing that! You're definitely not too picky, and there's nothing defective about your and absolutely nothing wrong with you, you're 100% awesomesauce, and hopefully there are more and more stories that reflect your experiences that come out as we continue to get older <3
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hesitationss · 2 years
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apparently there are a lot of dumbass dude bros crying over ppl getting into gundam w the g witch series or crying about politics etc etc. i do think there is a fair amount of white ppl who miss the point that this is anti imperialist, anti nuclear, and anti war media but the dude bros crying are definitely included there lol. they’re just mad that there are potential lesbians and are throwing a fit. coming from a long tome consumer of mecha anime, mech has always been about love and resistance… also at this point g witch is significantly less politically than the last series that had mainline production (iron blooded orphans) but that one had an all boy child soldier cast. and if you need extra validation, my cis str8 brother who is also a gunpla hobbyist is really excited about this series and aerial’s bot design. he was like “i like the girls’ dynamic and i think the men should die”. but yeah pay the dude bros no mind and enjoy g witch for all it’s awesomesauce.
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the-last-human-war · 2 months
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GodofWar Punisher WarMachine FutureWinterSoldier MolagBal Sauron
Superman can wear an L on his chest, instead of a Slutty Skirt and Starbucks Cool Whip. So I'm just gonna dip this Universe into a few Fiery Hell Awesomesauce. And remember not to add too many Liquids or ur Chipotle will fall apart like a Stalker at Walmart after somebody kicked his Ladder down. Actually I think Silver Surfer is a Silver Spoon, and Galactus scoops Fajitas while in the Banana Boat of a Banana Split Sunday. Definitely not Chipotle!! You got nothing on my Incursion. Keep the sauce on the outside Bitches. The Living Tribunal has 3 Mouths. 11. .... The Talking Chipotle... Halo Wars style: Little mini Arbiter awwwwwww, Little mini Atriox I AM ATRIOX, Look at em go to town with their Napalm awwww, it's like MEGATRON when he's like Decepticons, I have located the Autobots, Starscream go fetch me some ice cream. Or them little Small Soldiers,,, Major Chip Hazard: Commando Elite, let the first shot be fired! Search out the Gorgonites, and frag 'em all! Major Chip Hazard: It's a small world after all. Chip Hazard: Soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by being all that he can be. Damn the torpedoes, or give us death. Chip Hazard: We're nothing alike. You are programmed to lose! - Archer: I'm also programmed to learn. - Chip Hazard: Too bad you never learned to win. . . . All Warfare should be BLITZKRIEG Fast like an RTS, like Halo Wars. The thing about the little Armies of this here Earth 91, it's Best to take your time Manufacturing All your Arsenal and Provisions. The First Strike should Feel to the Enemy like an Eternal FLURRY. Or a Juggernaut Searing Laser. One Tsunami Wave of 9 Teeth to Wash Them All Away. One GEAR to Tear down all their Engines. Why is BIG BOSS lighting his Cigar already? Because Winning is like Breathing to Him. .... RIOT!!!... I'VE GOT SHIT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN!... Red Harvest Million 001. Simplest Harvest ever. Death Star. Oh, I'm afraid the Deflector Shields will be quite operational when your friends arrive. Jeez, u ain't gotta be a Dick about it. Obliteration. Oh nooo. Oh nooo. Oh nooo. No no no is no. Red Harvest Million 002. Laser Warfare. Use our Super Satellites to Eradicate all the Enemy's Satellites with 1-5 Satellites that are equipped with Giant Lasers that can Target them all in 1 Multi-Shot. Lasers are always best for Space Warfare. Then use those same Satellites to rendezvous over their territory. Jacinto Bitches!! Lay down the Hammer of Dawn Smack Down over the Enemy. Just like the Death Star, just more Surgical. Red Harvest Million 003. Teleporting Kingslayer Doomsday Kamikaze Living Bombers. Use Many, perhaps 100. They shall Travel and Teleport as 1 Hive Force, and Detonate simultaneously, Targeting major Cities, Generals, Nobles, Sovereigns, like 100 Bombs going off at the same time all over the Country, Rinse and Repeat. Teleporting to their next 200th Destinations, 300th, 400th etc. They are not True Kamikaze cuz they are like Doomsday, or perhaps they're charged with Juggernaut Particles. More like their genes are Spliced with Juggernaut Particles. They are Living Ticking Time Bombs. They Explode and simply move on to the next Destination. This type of Combat is Speed Demon BLITZKRIEG Fast, and you can Level a Small Country in a matter of Minutes. Red Harvest Million 004. Seismic Tectonic Acupuncture. Drill with Nuclear Powered Engine Time Crystal Coated Giant
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badcountryofficial · 2 years
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OH SHIT RUNS IN TRIPS FALLS ON MY FACE LOL "HUG ME" DIP SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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rslashrats · 3 years
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creating a new type of aesthetic terminology where instead of adding -core to the end of terms you add -sauce. like awesomesauce, epicsauce, coolsauce, swagsauce, etc
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threadsketchier · 2 years
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I Quit My Job to Do Podfic, & Other Shenanigans
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...heyyyyyyyyyyyyy y’all.  (☞゚∀゚)☞
A clickbait-y title for not-so-clickbait-y things: I really did resign from my remote job mid-November to be able to have time to not only podfic, but also completely revamp my apartment.  I’ve been speedrunning the latter so that I can get it over with ASAP and focus on the creative stuff, and I delayed making this post because I wanted something worthwhile to show, but it’s taken a bit longer than I thought, so...heck, it’s Dec. 1st, so yeet.
In all seriousness, the thought of podficcing means a lot to me - so much so that I’ve bitten off quite a mouthful and my first project is over 100,000 words LOL - but moreover, I was really struggling with the fact that between my mom passing away and getting a new job, I only had one month.  That was it.  And I didn’t spend it taking a break, it was spent getting her cremated and cleaning out all of her things for donation.  Almost literally to the day, from Feb. 21st to March 22nd, and within a few weeks my brain started spiraling that I was finally, truly on my own, no longer a caregiver or having to hide my fandom because we didn’t agree on it and faced with a home that wasn’t in a configuration I needed or suited me...but I didn’t have enough time and spoons around a full-time job to make any significant headway on changing my apartment or being able to record and edit what will likely be 15-20 hours of narration, not to mention wanting to make more art.  The home stuff alone is a lot for one person, even in a small 1-bedroom unit.  There’s areas in here that have been neglected for years because dealing with Mom’s health issues and my previous, much more murderous full-time job, and then COVID, eclipsed all that, and now it’s overwhelming.
Bless my boss, he’s the best I’ve ever had; he was cool with my situation after I explained how I felt and he told me mental health comes first, the company second.  Yeah, I felt like an idiot for only spending 7 months with them and giving up a remote job I didn’t have to commute for.  And I know I’ll have to crawl back to employment yet again in the next few months, because I don’t have millions of followers on a lucrative social media platform.  Truthfully, I don’t know how I’ll cope with corporate employment for the rest of my life, because working at something that doesn’t involve fandom or creativity fills me with a despair bordering on physical pain, but that’s a problem for near-future me.
In the meantime, I’m just going to put it out there that I will have to make some expenses to assist me in producing the best content I can manage, and I know more than likely nothing will come of it, but I’ll remind everyone I have a ko-fi page now, so if you’re able to and feel like it, yeeting a few bucks in there would be super duper greatly appreciated.  I’d like to make my recordings sound as decent as possible (for my non-existent knowledge on audio editing), and I’m tired of passing off shitty photographs of my artwork with details getting lost.  This is the lineup of what I’d like to procure first (and if anyone has suggestions for additional or more inexpensive tools, feel free to let me know):
REAPER license - $60
Nectar Elements plugin - $129 (my goal with this software, at bare minimum, is to reduce the “canned” quality my voice takes on with a raw recording)
Art/Document scanner (extra hi-res) - $249
Sponsoring even a fraction of these would be awesomesauce.  FEED THE MILLENNIAL MONEY RACCOON HERE.  ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ  ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
***(At a friend’s urging I did cave and install Venmo on my phone, for anyone who prefers that.  I guess you can send me a non-anon ask or DM if that’s your weapon of choice?)
Like I said, I’d love to have included some pics of my new setup or a range of voice samples or fresh artwork, etc. etc., to make this post feel like...I can earn what I’m asking for, lol?  But yeah, as soon as I can finish with furniture rearrangement/replacement, I’ll post before & after shots and finally get cracking on more fun stuff.
(Yes, I’ll probably reblog this a few times to get as many eyeballs as possible, apologies in advance.)
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