Tumgik
#awog incorrect quotes
arminsrealwaifu · 11 months
Text
Bellemere: Nami, we need to talk about your report card.
Nami: I GOT STRAIGHT As
Bellemere: Not here. Gender. F.
Nami: Uh, Yeah? That's F because I'm a female.
Bellemere: Being a girl is not an excuse.
308 notes · View notes
spicylove4ever · 3 months
Text
If Makkaro and Darling have a kid (adopted, biological or however): Kid: Dad, what do you think the meaning of life is? Makkaro: uhm, now that's a tricky one. I guess it would be (enter rage mode) CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM QUIVER BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THOSE WHO KNOW THEY ARE NEXT. (back to normal voice) Or having a family, it's pretty much the same. Kid: 0_O
4 notes · View notes
according-to-shlorp · 3 years
Quote
Why is there a law against everything I want to do?
Yumyulack
30 notes · View notes
im-not-homo-im-gay · 4 years
Text
Ryder: [starts panting] aGH-
Elsa: What’s happening??
Honeymaren: I think he’s using his brain!
30 notes · View notes
sht4fn · 5 years
Text
Jisung: you saved my life!
Minho*in a car*: no I just didn’t hit you
66 notes · View notes