Bellemere: Nami, we need to talk about your report card.
Nami: I GOT STRAIGHT As
Bellemere: Not here. Gender. F.
Nami: Uh, Yeah? That's F because I'm a female.
Bellemere: Being a girl is not an excuse.
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If Makkaro and Darling have a kid (adopted, biological or however):
Kid: Dad, what do you think the meaning of life is?
Makkaro: uhm, now that's a tricky one. I guess it would be (enter rage mode) CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM QUIVER BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THOSE WHO KNOW THEY ARE NEXT. (back to normal voice) Or having a family, it's pretty much the same.
Kid: 0_O
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Ryder: [starts panting] aGH-
Elsa: What’s happening??
Honeymaren: I think he’s using his brain!
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Jisung: you saved my life!
Minho*in a car*: no I just didn’t hit you
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