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roxanneslosteyes · 1 day
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I honestly don't know why I did this 😭
Its badly edited but who cares?
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adnauseum11 · 3 months
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Target Lock (John Price x Reader)
Insomnia is a real bitch, except when it is mildly productive.
1.2k words
Kissing only - reader discretion advised regardless
Swearing
Feedback welcome
I have lost control of my life in a very real way and this is helping somehow, I don't know how but it is. Let's not examine that too closely, shall we?
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About a month ago you started hallucinating, and you haven’t stopped yet. Your oldest friend, John, turned up to take you on a date you hadn’t realized you had agreed to. When he kissed you after returning you home that night it was like time slowed and a fever dream had taken up residence in your brain. Something in your body chemistry had shifted and it hadn’t returned to normal yet. You were starting to worry it never would.
You can’t help but notice little things about him now that you had previously been immune to. The largeness of his well-muscled body and how close he stands to you. The way his sleeves pull taut over his forearms when talking animatedly. The way his spicy cologne seems to pair with his cigars like a fine wine. Even the way his jeans stretch over his wide thighs when he sprawls on your couch, waiting for you to get ready. You’re pretty sure you are losing your mind, because this is John. John. The same man that used your purse as a sick bag in the back of a taxi one memorable night out.
You are so used to his big presence taking up space in your life that thinking of him in this new light seems vaguely wrong. You can’t seem to stop yourself though, and say ‘yes’, each time he asks you out afterwards. You’ve gone from overly comfortable with him to flighty and nervous when he’s around. You’re not convinced you like the change. 
He's on his way tonight to help put up plastic over the drafty windows at your new rental. It’s so dangerously domestic. You spend so long debating about whether or not you should blow out your collection of tealights (too inadvertently romantic?) that you run out of time and end up having to leave them flickering on the mantel. You answer the door with an overly cheerful hello, and John leans down to press a gentle kiss into your flushed cheek. 
“You alright, love?” He asks, his familiar and steady demeanour bracing your nerves already. Your affectionate smile is genuine, watching as he locks the door behind him and humming an affirmation for him. He follows you to the kitchen where you’ve laid out your tools – such as they are. Hairdryer? check. Double sided tape? Check. Plastic film? Check. 
John’s shrugging out of his lambskin jacket, hanging it off the back of a chair in a habitual motion as you get the kettle going. You can feel the weight of his gaze and inexorably find yourself turning to meet it. He looks uncharacteristically unsure of himself in the middle of your small kitchen.  
“What’s wrong?” The words have escaped before you can think. He shakes his head slowly, his eyes staying on your face, locked on like a predator. There’s something in his expression you aren’t familiar with, can’t quite read. His hands find his pockets, elbows pressed in against his sides, making himself seem smaller. You frown at his unusual behaviour, a different kind of anxiety overtaking you now. 
“You’re freaking me out.” You warn, your voice warbling as your sentence ends. 
“Did I fuck this up?” He blurts out, blue eyes widening as if he’s surprised himself with his outburst as well as you. 
“Fuck what up?” You ask for unnecessary clarification.
He gestures between you with his thumb, the rest of his body tense and waiting to hear your verdict.
“…No.”
“Are you sure? Cause it seems –“ He cuts himself off.
“Seems like what?” 
“Seems like you’re running scared. Not like yourself, love.”
“John.” You exhale in a breath. You’re startled by his incisive comment, cut to the quick with no retort at the ready.
“Don’t say my name like that if you’re just going to call this off.” His voice lowers an octave and your stomach swoops in response.
“…I’m not calling anything off, I just…” You shouldn’t be surprised John couldn’t watch you struggle without comment. Or pressing the issue. A man of action, through and through. 
“You what? Talk to me.” His voice is soft, concerned.
“What if we do fuck this up? Is it worth it? To throw away over two decades of friendship?”
Something passes over his face and he’s closing the distance between you before you can process that he’s moving. His tone is urgent, like he needs to you understand this, and understand it now.
“You can’t fuck this up. There’s nothing you could do that would make me stop caring about you. You don’t know that by now?”
His big hands come up to cradle your face, thumbs swiping over the apples of your cheeks lightly. The nearness of his big body makes your own respond in ways that you haven’t allowed yourself to process.
“John.” You say his name helplessly, unsure what to do with this information he’s placing in your hands. He’s unbalanced the dynamic between you. Your instinct is to duck and hide, to deflect to something more appropriate for old friends, a joke or insult, but that won’t help you now. You know your eyes must be wide with the fear clawing its way through your chest. He’s moving to step back, to let go of your face before you can muster anything else to say.  
“It’s alright, if you don’t – “ 
You know he’s about to backpedal and your heart feels like someone has taken a hold of it and is squeezing for all their worth. 
“No.” You manage you squeak out, your voice not altogether steady. 
You cut him off with such eloquence that it stops him in his tracks. You’re reaching for his hands, nuzzling back into the space between them before you can think it through. Instead, letting the soft, small animal of your body timidly search out what it wants. 
“No?” He breathes, stroking his thumbs over your cheeks again, like he’s scared to jostle you for fear of something shattering.
“Whatever you were about to say… don’t.”
His familiar chuckle is comforting, and then the slightest pressure from his fingertips is angling your face up to his. You oblige his unspoken request, his nearness making your skin prickle and your thoughts scatter.  
“Alright, love.” He breathes again and your eyes meet his. This time you can read the want on his face, plain as day. It makes your stomach quiver in anticipation. John’s intense blue eyes are searching your face for something. Whatever it is he must find it, because he’s lowering his mouth to yours in the next heartbeat. 
The silken heat of his lips pull at your own until you open for him, pliant now where before you had been stiff and recalcitrant. The tip of his tongue finding yours sends sparks scattering behind your closed eyelids, sensation overtaking self-consciousness. Your hands take on a mind of their own, sliding up his solid chest to press in to the short strands of his hair and clutch at the back of his shirt, a subconscious effort to ground yourself. 
One big hand cups the back of your head, subtly steering your movements as he plunders your mouth. The other settles on your hip, strong fingers pressing into your soft flesh. A soft whine escapes before you can corral your reaction and you can feel the response thrum through John’s body. You don’t realize you’re moving until you feel your back press up against the cool door of your fridge. The scattered magnets dig into your back as you slowly give in to his onslaught, willingly pinned in place by his big body. The windows can wait a while longer, you absently decide.
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illuminatedquill · 2 months
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Spent an embarrassing amount of time working on this, so PLEASE LAUGH OR I’LL CRY
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riotcat103 · 2 months
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was rewatching mpgis and this scene rolled in, and out of nowhere I randomly remembered Rire and Cain lmao
Rire belongs to @darqx
Cain belongs to EP
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xxshotgun-weddingxx · 2 months
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mangocoal · 4 months
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Granblue Fantasy Versus has come out on PC and y'know what that means? More green screen mod stuff!!! I really like Narmaya's Kagura stance 623U ultimate parry skill. The air slashes she does after parrying an attack are so sick. So I edited yet another GIF of Vergil and her fighting. Could look better but I'm relatively satisfied with how it looks. Took a bit of speed adjustment to the swords slashes to sorta line up instead of them being out of sync.
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sad-jackson · 2 years
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Hoodie: hvcc((/,-()!jkw wugaj@@@/?-‘s
Y/N: Bro you good???? How many Benadryl did you take🤦🏾
Hoodie:
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This shit so stupid bro😭😭😭
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Just the RLM guys getting sidetracked or wasted!
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tuberosumtater · 5 months
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ayzscream · 7 months
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chuntaro-dango · 4 months
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I knew this thing that trended reminded me of something
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hiya-im-mary · 1 year
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Elaboration is for cowards
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glennrheeslilsmile · 2 months
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shittylowqualitymemes · 5 months
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dew-of-repudiation · 1 year
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Zhongli's "I will have order!" chibi sticker with the text edited out, by my boyfriend's request for discord emoji use
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sad-jackson · 2 years
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Masky: “Bro somebody came in the woods and stole 4 of the pages🤦🏾”
Y/N: “Damn, fr? How many pages we got left?”
Masky:
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BALL BALL BALL‼️
Yeah I made another one☠️
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