#bail money

[yowyowyaoi]

*on the phone*

Hidan: Heeeyyy, Kakuzu! Um, Dei and I need you to come to 425 Walnut Street, and bring $1500 with you.

Kakuzu: Are. You. Insane?! Fifteen hundred dollars?? FOR WHAT?!

Hidan: Er, t-there’s this really fuckin’ cool Escape Room we’re doing, and it costs that much …

Kakuzu: What kind of “Escape Room” is that goddamned expensive??

Hidan: Well -

Deidara, in the background: Oi, did you ask him for the bail money yet? Or do I need to use my one phone call to beg it from Sasori, hm?

Kakuzu:

#brotp #hidan x deidara #the akatsuki #bail money #deidara #hidan #kakuzu #sasori #Sasori: Okay brat I’ll bring it BUT you have to say “Art is eternal” first. #Deidara to Hidan: Looks like we’re gonna be here a few days hm. #sasodei #kakuhida #or alternatively Dei starts having a really steamy conversation with Sasori #and when he’s done Hidan is like well is he bringing it or what? #and Deidara is like Shit …

[tattoorue]

#bail money #college fund #flexibility #make bail #life choices #funny #parenting #kids these days #funny post #lol #life #funny meme #funny memes #lmao #for real #truth #too funny #preach #funny relatable #so relatable #keep you on your toes #be prepared

[teyamloving12]

Bestie we need that foursome story with Tono, ronal, neytiri and jake PLZZZZ BAIL ME OUT OF HORNY JAIL🧎🏾‍♀️🧎🏾‍♀️

💰💰💰💰💰

Set my baby free. I got that bail money

#ria and anon<3 #i love you ❤️ #set free RN #bail money

[ask-reno]

#reno rp #reno #reno of the turks #ffvii rp #ffvii turks #ff7 rp #ffvii #ff7 #final fantasy 7 #final fantasy vii #tfln #i need a tag just for reno's tfln #ideas welcome #texts from reno ig #texts from reno! #:| gdit reno #who's your call?? #i have always had mine planned #just in case #bail money #important life plans

[funbearer]

#great idea #bail money #bail #raccoon

[100yearoldcomics]

July 16, 1922 Bringing Up Father by George McManus

TOP PANEL [ID: Maggie lies back, relaxed, in a wooden boat, lounging under her parasol. Jiggs sits in front of her, struggling to row the boat. /end] Maggie: I could go on like this for ever and ever! Jiggs: Say, do you know I'm payin' fifty cents an hour fer this boat! [INFLATION GUIDE: In 2022 dollars, Jiggs is renting that boat for almost $9/hr. /end]

MAIN COMIC [ID: Dinty Moore and two other of Jiggs' working-class friends sit morosely in Dinty's backyard. Jiggs stands beside them. /end] Dinty Moore: Poor Grogan. If he don't raise $500 bail, he'll have to stay in jail. Friend: If he wuz out, he could git it! Jiggs: I'll see what I kin do. Grogan is an old pal of mine! [INFLATION GUIDE: Grogan's bail is a bit over $8,800. /end]

[ID: Back home, Jiggs cowers behind the back of his armchair as he peeks over to ask Maggie a question. Maggie, sat at a low table on a wooden stool, turns around, disgruntled. /end] Jiggs: Say, Maggie, can I have $500 of my money to lend to a friend? Maggie: You haven't got a friend worth $500, so stop raving and get dressed. We're calling on the De Cay's this afternoon!

[ID: Maggie joyfully converses with the De Cays while Jiggs stands sadly behind her. /end] Mrs. De Cay: We are so glad you called. We want Mr. Jiggs to see our art collection! Mr. De Cay: Is he interested in art? Maggie: Indeed, he is! Jiggs: I've done a lot of paintin' in my day. An' some plasterin'.

[ID: Mr. De Cay, a bald man with spectacles and a white beard & pointy mustache, shows off a painting on his wall to Jiggs. Jiggs looks at it suspiciously, one eye shut. /end] Mr. De Cay: Now there is a painting my wife paid $5000 for! Jiggs: The frame must be gold! [INFLATION GUIDE: That painting sold for over $88,175. /end]

[ID: Mr. De Cay grasps the lapels of his jacket and struts away. Jiggs stands, scandalized, in his wake. /end] Mr. De Cay: Pardon me just a moment, I hear my wife calling me! Jiggs: ? $5000 ?

[ID: Jiggs takes the painting off the wall, carefully eyeing his surroundings. /end] Jiggs: Poor Grogan should have studied paintin'!

[ID: Jiggs climbs out a window with the painting and balances himself atop a wooden fence. /end] Jiggs: This is the first time I have ever appreciated a paintin'!

[ID: Jiggs takes the painting to an authenticator's office. The authenticator, behind his desk, looks carefully at the painting. /end] Jiggs: I'll sell it fer five hundred cash! Authenticator: I'd like to see you. This picture is worth just five dollars.

[ID: Jiggs slumps off down the street with the painting. /end] Jiggs: The guy that made this paintin' ought to be in jail instead of Grogan!

[ID: Jiggs climbs back into the window. /end] Jiggs: I ought to let this guy know he has been stung, but I'll keep me mouth shut!

[ID: Mr. De Cay catches Jiggs in the act of re-hanging the picture on the wall. De Cay has a lit cigar in his hand. /end] Mr. De Cay: Ah! Ha! I caught you! Tried to hock it, hey? How much did they offer you? Jiggs: Only five dollars!

Mr. De Cay: You should have taken it. They only offered me two dollars! I tried it myself! [ID: Mr. De Cay sits down on an armchair and puffs a smoke ring from his cigar. Jiggs, stunned, drops the painting and falls forward. /end]

#newspaper comics #vintage #history #1922 #bringing up father #transcript available #1920s #art theft #bail money #tw: prison #art market #authentification

[shiftythrifting]

This uh….. ornament? Found at a thrift store in Australia.

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #guns #pms #decor #uh #boomer humor #change jar #piggy bank #jar for money to be used to bail me outta jail when the pms hits

[onemagpie]

#sorry for barbie memeing them #(when you dont have bail money vs when you do)

[venomgaia]

Guys that go bump in the night

(minorly inspired by @karniss-bg3 's response to this ask)

#bg3 #astarion #rhylolin/lobo (oc) #kar'niss #drider #baldurs gate 3 #driftoodles #alternative titles thst were suggested have been: the monster mash; two charlatan party crashers and their plus one #a drider a lycanthrope and a vampire walk into a bar #etc etc etc i could keep going #i imagine this would be a post bg3 plot thing . dunno what trouble theyre getting into but #whatever theyre up to someones probably gonna have to bail them out. my moneys on gale #with how ive been sketching kar'niss ive been drawing him more emaciated during bg3 bc i noticed his abdomen wrinkles at the bottom which #is a trait of dehydration in arachnids. hes probs not eating very well in moonrise lmao. but i imagine lobo heres been taking p good care #of him. also i think karniss still isnt used to being complimented so every time anyone says he looks nice he throws a fit about it #arachnophobia #but yeah so i try to draw him with rounder n softer features if im drawing him doing smthn post bg3 #anywayyys i have a big day tomorrow i wish i had more energy to put smthn neater out but. for now. woe drider #i actually planned on replying to the og ask with more refined doodles but i may do thst later shdkdnkd

[sea-owl]

Kate & Penelope: Don't worry, baby. Mommy's gonna drop kick anyone that touches you!

Anthony & Colin: And Daddy is gonna bail Mommy out of jail.

#when polin stays with kathony during the season #anthony and colin must have bail money ready at all times #bridgerton #polin #kathony #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect bridgerton quotes #source: tiktok

[hay-389]

It’s crazy how I can get a literal C or lower in math class, but when it comes time to write a fanfic and I have to know how much a character makes in a year (something completely irrelevant to the plot), I become freakin’ Albert Einstein…doing research, crunching the numbers.

#seriously tho #I’m in the middle of writing a fic where a character needs bail #and based on bail I did a dive into another character’s salary #just to see if they had enough money saved up #and the bail gets mentions ONCE #and yes they did make enough #fanfics #fanfiction #writing #writers life

[dumbbanana]

Late to the meme party but better late than never 🦈

#arknights #arknights skadi #arknights specter #specter the unchained #gladiia is on her way with the bail money

[langernameohnebedeutung]

S03E08: "Eat A Knievel"

#Don E: you had me at money *proceeds to stay through several bankruptcies and failed plans. bails Blaine out of jail with nothing to gain* #izombie #blaine debeers #don e #fandom

[jack-kellys]

SORRY FOR PUTTING ANOTHER ASK BUT ANOTHER NON SHIP PAIR FOR THE MUGSHOTS

THE DELANCEYS 💀💀

no but here’s the thing. yeah

u can still send barbie meme requests <3

never in the show was it said that the money they took to beat up trolley workers was legal work….

inspo vía @crystallizedtwilight’s color scheme work <3

#wiesel probably just bailed em out rq i doubt the money would be too bad #considering. cops’ lack of giving a shit abt strikers #anyway. delanceys my beloathed!! #oscar delancey #morris delancey #the delancey brothers #newsies fanart #newsies art #newsies #fizz answers #fizz draws #fizz freaks

[sounwise]

Letter from Paul McCartney and Jane Asher [sent to Robert Fraser shortly after he was sentenced to several months in prison at Wormwood Scrubbs on June 29, 1967] Dear Robert, What a drag…you know what I mean. Brother Nick [Nicholas Fraser] rang and asked about the bread. All will be well, I’ll be back in London on Sunday, and on Monday I’ll sort it out. Everybody was amazed by the whole scene, as you’ve guessed, and rally is the word. Thursday [June 29, 1967] was one of those days…bank raid shooting, Jayne Mansfield dead…etc…and I tore a ligament in sympathy, so I am hobbling around the Wirral. Jane sends her love, love, and is baking a file cake. I send mine. The handcuff pictures in the papers are incredible, and ‘aroused public sympathy’. Mind you, a tennis player from the Upton Tennis Club (where balls are known as spheres) was overheard saying that he would have given the blighters ten years if he’d been the judge…What???… See you soon…nothing to say really. Sincerely best wishes Paul McCartney Jane Asher THE OFFICIAL ELVIS PRESLEY FAN CLUB OF GREAT BRITAIN

[—from Groovy Bob: The Life and Times of Robert Fraser, Harriet Vyner]

#this letter is just So interesting for so many reasons #1) mention of nicholas fraser + money suggests that either paul was planning to help pay robert's bail #(which robert seems to have been refused despite having a pending appeal same as jagger + richards) #or else was helping to settle some of the gallery's outstanding debts when it went into receivership upon robert going to prison #2) suggestive of jane's level of involvement in paul's social life #would not be surprised if she found robert likeable despite the drugs given how good he was at segregating aspects of his life #3) what i can only presume is a private joke at the very end. i want to Know!! #oh how i wish there were archives of their correspondence like there are for 18th century historical figures i would read them So Avidly #your most humble obedient servant #paul mccartney #robert fraser #jane asher #paul and robert fraser #paul and jane asher #1967 #groovy bob: the life and times of robert fraser #harriet vyner