#bc their fucking company can't get their head out of their ass

[yunwooz]

i’m still thinking about it but the reason it’s so frustrating and infuriating for so many fans is because so much of the effort put towards ateez’s growth comes directly from the fandom. it comes from the fandom reaching out to content creators and brands and hyping up opportunities meanwhile kq finds and picks very niche and small things like wonderwall or this new pott collab rather than taking advantage of the brands and people who express desire to work with them. they lose out on so many opportunities by constantly booking ateez completely full while also using them as a buffer to get hype and opportunities for their new group, and there wouldn’t be a problem with that if kq were putting in the same amount of time and effort into promoting ateez as well. they’re hurting both ateez and their juniors bc how can their juniors stand on their own and make their own name that isn’t attached to ateez if the company just pushes them as ‘ateez’s juniors’ and nothing else??

they don’t let ateez do tiktok challenges with other artists despite having three members (hongjoong, yunho, yeosang) all in prime opportunities to capitalize off there dj/mc positions to take part in challenges. bc they pack ateez’s schedule so full with things like kcon and tours that it limits the opportunities other members receive when you have members like yeosang, san, yunho all expressing how badly they want to release contents like covers. seonghwa has been begging to do mc work for well over a year. you literally have hongjoong and seonghwa telling fans on lives ‘hey these members don’t get to sing so they really want to do covers’ and your group is 5 years into existence?

you don’t promote the opportunities they have well beyond saying ‘hey x member will be here at this date and time’, you don’t market to your chinese fanbase at ALL despite starting to do so with your new group, you don’t promote your japanese comebacks anywhere except one platform which is your japanese twitter account, but then you release 45 pieces of merch to run your most popular group who pull your ass out of debt into the ground bc all you want to do is use them as a cash cow to fund your newer projects. it’s infuriating as a fan to watch and as someone who has been following ateez since predebut it’s so fucking frustrating to watch their company basically lose interest in promoting them and pushing them to greater heights. 

we get 1 comeback a year and 2 tours, and you haven’t given ateez a full length album since 2019? you gave them a full length album within a year of debut and haven’t given them another in the past almost 4 years that’s absurd. members constantly talk about having so many songs waiting to be released but on the single album released with halazia all we got were remixes and an outro??? and the line distributions are a shred better bc wow wooyoung and yeosang get four lines instead of one! after 5 years!

all that fucking money ateez are earning them off all those tours and festivals, kq can and should hire more staff and legit business professionals who can pick up every ounce of slack otherwise they’re gonna lose their precious moneymaker by either running them into the ground with burnout or by stagnating ateez’s growth to the point of no return.

#luna.txt #im fed up im frustrated and im worried about what the future looks like for my ult #bc their fucking company can't get their head out of their ass #okay to rb

[thatdeadaquarius]

About your language brainrot. I see your "Reader's writing can't match tyvat's long and flowery writing" and bring you "Tyvat isn't used to books over 50 pages long so a short story to the Reader is a whole dictionary to tyvat readers".

Seriously, have you seen how thin the books are? They don't wrote novels, they write short chapters formatted in the way really old stories are. As in, summarizing all the events down into one smooth story then adding a few quotes. Fanfiction writers are insane. They will willingly sit down and write hundreds of words at a time. To them, a proper modern day story of maybe, oh 10k words or so, would probably be like the Oddessy itself.

If we were to combine the two headcanons. It would end up as many historians being intimidated by this insanely long written scripture in the language of the forgotten.

I'm going to take this a step further and say that if the creator asked some people to proofread their things, it would establish a hiarchy of who is able to actually finish the book the creator read and who isn't.

NOW THIS, THIS IS MY FUCKING JAMMMM

I'm so sorry this is so old!! u probably all know this by this point that I've really slowed down as the year has gone on, but I graduated university and then got my first job so its been pretty crazy!

Sun: Reader (you/they/them)

Orbit: Headcanons-ish

Stars: dash of all the book/nerds of Genshin, heavy on Sumeru?

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: Cussing, 16+ Mature Audiences, Spoliers for Sumeru Archon Quests/Scaramouche, & Trigger Warnings: mention of shipping/characters shipping themselves with you.

Comment if any missed, please.

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FULL STOP.

THE AKADEMIYA, FONTAINE RESEARCH INSTITUTE, HAVE BEEN WAITTTINNGGGG ON YOUR ASS LMAO

You fall from the fucking sky like a 5 star, or pop out of the Irminsul or whatever

and immediately are mobbed by scholars. LMAO jkjk (not really, bc that's what it’d feel like)

can you even imagine the dread older stories(”the classics” to them), that was instilled in the poor students around Teyvat??

id like to think ur works are the most preserved over the thousands of years of Teyvat archeologists excavating them, in comparison to other authors (teyvat just likes you more, suck it William Shakespeare)

also, bc I cant resist language differences/world building I'm sorryyyy 😭 😭

the vocab of Genshin lang vs. ours, has significantly less vocabulary like their actual dictionary is 1/3 the size of ours type of energy

(Omfg all ur fanfics being considered like insanely long realistic romantic classics or tragedies like Jane Austen-level, and only the richest and biggest play companies put on plays about ur stories bc the script goes on for hours)

(ur plays only get put on for rlly big events bc of this, like Lantern Rite or like a Summer/Winter festival/your birthday, which is, yes, an international holiday)

dude the sheer power move of anything you’ve written being essentially “Journey of the West” to them, like Damnnn.

endless like adaptations, plays, Teyvat-short stories condensing it, (THEIR OWN FANFICTION ABOUT UR STORIES)

the power is, in fact, going to your head every time another scholar both deflates at how long ur stuff is, but also lights up bc they get to read it

speaking of scholars… you know who snatched you up first. you know. you don’t even need to read the next line.

Alhaitham.

sneaky bastard he is, absolutely manipulated, mansplained (and manwhored bc he knows he’s handsome, cheeky little shit) his way into getting you to sit down with him and interview you about both translating other classics, your own, giving your own analysis of others works and ur own, and picking ur brain apart of how/why you wrote urs, etc. its fucking endless,

Kaveh had to come rescue you bc u were starving to death after getting stuck with the Haravatat scholar in his office for nearly 7 hours of interrogation discussion about literature

and Alhaitham wasn't even nearly done, he’d informed you as you left that he already had another appointment for later conversation scheduled (how?? you don't even know ur own schedule??? you have a schedule???) and was looking forward to more of your “creative and enlightening input” :)))

(you’re never going to escape him, not even Nahida herself can save you from his stubborn ass)

On another note, Xingqiu is quaking when you agree to autograph his copy of your stories (of which he has all hard covers of the first edition translations)

Zhongli/Rex Lapis is known for having a near-lifelong passion for searching for your works specifically, and learning how to translate them better into Teyvatian vernacular

like the same way he can absolutely speak on Rex Lapis facts/rocks/adepti info, is the same confidence he speaks about knowing ur work lol

(yes he did also ask for several autographs and another sit-down talk about the works, tho a lot more sneaky then Alhaitham bc he just casually gets u guys into it during dinner)

Barbatos/Venti has written some of the most famous songs based on your stuff, he has his favorites too,

but he always claims the best songs are any that have been written in the story, like either when a character sings something, or there are like quotes from songs ur fanfics are based on lol

(he also demanded to hear what they actually sound like from you, yes, you have to sing them for him lol)

Venti also can surprisingly drunkenly ramble the entirety of at least one of ur stories, like, word for word lmao

(Diluc gave in and did give him a drink on the house for that one, just once, Venti doesn’t remember it lol)

(I forgot to mention, u guys still speak the same language, just like, different versions of it)

ur works being one of the few things all the Archons can freely talk about with each other, like it’s neutral ground bc they’re all fangirling about it lmao

Furina and Neuvillette have had like,, fierce debates over the decades about character dynamics and the general drama of ur stories, they’ve gotten into it enough they’ve stopped talking to each other for a couple days a few times lol

Albedo, Sucrose, Kokomi, Yae Miko, Ei, Raiden, have read every single work they’re gotten their hands on in Teyvat (it took them like a literal year or longer)

Albedo drew you fanart for every single story, bc he’s hyperfixated on everything related to you ngl,

Kokomi had commissioned smaller pocket versions of ur works (which later got popular thanks to Yae Miko) both the OG and the Teyvat shortened versions

THE HARBINGERS ARE THE MOST DOWN BAD LMAO

Childe has literally tried to recreate battle scenes from ur works lmao

and gets especially riled up about fighting someone who resembles any characters from them (esp villains, what a cutie)

You cannot fathom the amount of research throughout Teyvat that has been secretly or indirectly funded by Pantalone/Tsaritsa

from the experts to analyze them, to funding play companies to act them out, to actually excavating places to get more of ur stuff unearthed

(the Harbingers absolutely are the first group of people that got to read several of ur stories first bc of this, like the world’s most exclusive secret book club lol)

Scaramouche used to clown on Childe all the time about how he was too impatient to even “sit down and read the King’s classics”, and he was downright insufferable when he found out about Tartaglia’s habit of recreating battle scenes/that being what motivated him to fight sometimes lol

that being said, Wanderer surprisingly never forgot ur stories.

Even when his memories were wiped for a bit, he found comfort in these fantastical epics still sticking around, even when his old names did not

(he mayyyy or mayyy nottt have secretly namedhimselfafteroneofthetragicprotagonistsherelatesto- )

oh btw, Nahida also found joy and comfort in ur stories when she was trapped, they also helped her literally grow as a person bc she had ur stories to help her sort of process the world/what life was like outside of her dreaming prison 🥺💔❤️‍🩹

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OMFG

ANYWAY FULL TONE SHIFT LMFAO-

the ABSOLUTE SPIRAL-RED-STRING-CONSPIRACY-THEORY-BOARD ENERGY IF THIS WAS A BLUNT LANGUAGE AU LMAOOOO

like specifically how Teyvatians like to give all the context ever thru their words, but older deities/beings like you just do simple phrases that can have deeper meanings (whereas teyvat just explains all the meanings behind their words)

STOP there’s like an official display at the Akademiya and Fontaine Institute of red string theory boards 😭😭 (look what you’ve done to themmm LMAO)

for like every story of urs, INCLUDING THE FANFICS STOP

IMAGINE THE SHIPPING WARS IF U EVER WROTE ONE THAT WASNT EXPLICIT OR LIKE ONE OF THE MAIN ROMANTIC INTERESTS HAD CHEMISTRY WITH OTHER CHARACTERS HAHAHAHAA

that's actually what Akademiya scholars argue about the most viciously, it’s like politics you can’t just bring up ships from ur stories casually in regular convos 💀

(poor Cyno has to deal with a shipping war once a year bc someone always makes the mistake of reading ur work for the first time (without being told to not talk to others abt ships lol) and it starts an all out brawl in the cafeteria every time LMAO)

Also yes.

Cyno is a fanboy.

(he has read Creator x Reader-insert fanfiction.)

(As have most of the characters mentioned, and those not lol)

…

(I'm gonna make a whole Creator x reader fanfic post one day i stg lmao)

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an iced coffee? for me?? :0

ok but real talk…

wtf do you guys wanna see for new years!!

i didn't do a inktober/october days thingy bc i felt too unprepared (and bc id wanted to post that 1000+ followers eldritch au for Halloween)

but now i kinda wanna, at least for a few days :o

ill post a poll in a minute, so check it out!! but still, please feel free to comment some ideas here! :)

Safe Travels Deafening Dreamer,

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♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche / @chocogi / @fallen-starr / @areaderofbooks / @devilangel657 / @esthelily

#this looked a lot longer on desktop #fuck it #anyway sorry if im slower again guys! #i got sick again :( #my voice was completely gone for days #im onyl just recovering #so finally felt decent enough to write more #check out my other posts for the poll btw! #genshin sagau #genshin impact #sagau #genshin isekai #genshin imagines #genshin impact sagau #aqua asks #genshin x reader #self aware genshin #genshin self aware #more like isekai heavily but this does rely on u understanding they could/have had ur stories for years in their world #so kinda #<3 u guys but DO NOT TAG AS YANDERE/DARK #bc its not <3 #gonna start putting that reminder in the tags

[pupyuj]

Pervy G!P babysitter Yujin who can't stop imagining fucking reader who is married but her husband is always away so she sees that as her chance of "helping you out" with your problems. Biggest problem Yujin being extremely hot.

Also don't worry, your works always slay and I can't wait to read more of your work (Especially Yujin because I need her cock in me badly)

an older ask! 😳 n thanks a lot for ur kind words then anon &lt;;33

yujin's definitely the type to take that job bcs she wants to fuck a hot milf... and that milf being you! she does end up enjoying spending time with a kid but at the end of the day... she always comes into your unnecessarily huge mansion with a mission 😈 yujin's super polite and well-mannered, plays with your kids very well and even gets him some gifts sometimes! you grew fond of her after she went above and beyond for your kid and ever since then, you've seen her as more of a confidant than an... well, an employee 😭😭

it was definitely strange to call someone so young your friend, but that was what became of your relationship! especially after your partner got so busy that you started feeling lonely around the house 😞 yujin always made sure to keep you from getting bored though! from cooking meals for the kid with you, helping you with cleaning, playing with your kid with you.. yujin was good company! but ofc... her ulterior motives got the best of her one day! 🫣

making sure that the kid wasn't around when she makes a move... sees you looking all stressed from work without your partner to comfort you :((( yujinnie offering her help by putting her hands on your shoulders and giving you a well-earned massage! "your partner... they're a very hard-worker but i can't help but think that they're being a little unfair to you, (y/n)-ssi." yujin lowering herself so she's right up your ear, making the slightest moves to be softly pecking your head,, and you're so tired that you can't rlly think correctly... leaning in to her and making the mistake of moaning when she suddenly gropes your tits??? now yujin definitely doesn't have to think of stopping herself.

"y-yujin... wait, i'm... i can't be doing thi—"

"fuck no. stay here." she pulls your back against her, attacking your neck 😳 her hands were already inside your blouse, groping and touching everywhere she could :((( humping your ass while she pinches your nipple, forcing her tongue inside your mouth, and rubbing your clit all at once?? it was all too much for you and soon enough you've completely thrown away all your self-control,, letting yujin touch you as she pleases, reaching down her pants and squeezing her dick... and you're even the one who unbuckled her belt and unzipped her pants! you were so desperate to be filled that you didn't care that you were cheating on your spouse—all you wanted was yujin, and for yujin to fuck you good 😵‍💫

memkehjksd yujin pumping in and out of your cunt while you're sat on top of your desk,, your arms around her neck, holding on for dear life while she pounds your pussy like she's never fucked anyone before,, her grunts in your ear?? bites your shoulder, your neck... 🤤🤤 yujinnie making sure you're taking the full length of her thick cock with every thrust :(( reaching even some spots your partner did not know about.. fuck, yujin was way too good at this...

"lemme breed you, mommy... fill this fucking pussy full of my cum... can i? can i, please??" her hips stuttering the closer she gets to her climax :((( yujinnie gets super whiny too,, whimpering and muttering "mommy" against your skin,, one clench around her dick pushing her over the edge and making her spill her seed inside you 😵‍💫😵‍💫 she really does fill you up so fucking full too! "how was that...? i'm good, right, mommy?" yujinnie was asking with a shit-eating grin, knowing damn well she's just given you a good fuck after forever 🥴

you were just recovering from all of that when yujin had this genius idea to sit on your bed, wrap your panties around her cock, and jack off right in front of you,, "f-fuck..! mhm!" her coming in your panties,, and telling you to wear them bcs it inflates her fucking ego so much... and to both of your luck, your partner arrives home later that night and you had to stand and be all sweet in front of them while wearing some cum-soaked panties... yujinnie watching from the side with a smirk, winking at you when you happened to make eye contact with her while your spouse kissed you,,,

and ofc, each and every single one of her next visits became merely an excuse for the two of you to fuck like rabid animals,, but what can you say??? being bred full of yujin's cum everyday have become too much of a good thing to give up 😵‍💫

#ive smut #ive x reader #ive imagines #ive x fem reader #ahn yujin smut #ahn yujin x reader #ahn yujin x fem reader #ahn yujin imagines #yujin smut #yujin imagines #yujin x fem reader #yujin x reader #girl group smut #girl group x reader #girl group imagines #girl group x fem reader #g!p idol #g!p ive #g!p yujin

[crimsonbubble]

cw. nsfw, gn!reader with tiddies, boob jobs, possessiveness, cum play, oral, throat fucking, nipple sucking, choking, masterbation, orgy *not proofread, just pure horny

[DONT ASK HOW I GOT HERE] these are my combined thoughts with @waltzthegenderfluidpan

MINORS DNI!!

i want the shadow company to run a train on me

pls for the love of god use me 💳💥💳💥

anyways

just imagine graves rewarding his shadows for a mission well done and letting his shadows play with you

graves would be possessive enough to make a rule that they can't come in you so he has all his shadows pull out and come on your skin

having you lay naked on the meeting room table while the shadows take turns with you

giving one of them a blow job but graves doesn't even want you to swallow their cum so they cum on your chest at the last second

giving a shadow a boob job and making them cum all over your chest

some shadows being all rough and dom and mean while the others are soft and kinda subby :(((

taking two at the same time, one rough the other soft, perfect mix

the soft one fucking you gently bc they don't want to hurt you :((( bby boy just wants to make you feel good and make you and his commander happy :(((

while the rough one is fucking your throat raw, not caring how much your drooling and going cross eyed as they make you gag on their cock :(((

hands all over you, squeezing everything from your tits to your ass and everywhere in between, adding to the stimulation

the rough one grabbing your throat so they can feel their cock in your throat while the soft one is sucking so gently on you nipples :(( cradling his head so he can keep his mouth on your chest :((

god i love submissive men

graves grunting quietly from the sidelines as he palms himself through his pants, getting off on seeing his boys take such good care of you

feeling the shadows give you soft kisses and short massages after they're done :(((

#bubbly writes <3 #cod x reader #cod mw22 #cod mwii #cod smut #cod x reader smut #cod modern warfare #cod mw2 #cod x gn!reader #cod x y/n #cod x you #phillip graves smut #phillip graves x you #phillip graves x reader #phillip graves #philip graves x reader #graves smut #graves x you #graves x reader #graves x reader smut #shadow company #shadow company x reader #shadow company smut #shadow company x reader smut

[sku11s1asher]

Punches ok.. uhm uhm can I request a hard dom Johnathan x Reader (Male ofc) where Reader is wearing a skirt , so his bestfriend Johnathan looses his shit over it and fucks him 😧

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johnathan byers x male reader

FEM DNI (you will be blocked)

mb it took me so long to post this, i had writers block and didn’t really realize that the inbox was a thing bc i didn’t get notifications for it so i just thought no one asked stuff in there </3 (also this is based on s4 where they are in cali cuz i felt like hawkins was too homophobic for this) also not a lot of plot to this so it’s short ;(

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You were waiting for this moment, the day that you finally get your way with Johnathan. You dressed in this beautiful skirt, got yourself prepared, and left to go to his house. Early that day he told you that he was home alone and needed someone to keep his company as argyle was somewhere else. When you got in your car, you looked in the mirror and took a deep breath before driving to his house. The radio turned on some Aerosmith (or whatever you want ig), which calmed your nerves, you were starting to have second thoughts about this but it was too late as you were around the corner from his house.

You mentally prepared yourself before walking into his house. Johnathan and his (ex?) girlfriend Nancy have been drifting apart lately, you were hoping now that they aren’t having the strongest relationship that you can slide in there and take her place. Before you could knock on the door he opened it, he had a flustered look while looking at you up and down. You were freaking out in your mind so you couldn’t catch the smirk on his face, along with the tent in his pants. “Come in, Y/N, I don’t want to let the cold air out.” You took your shoes off before going to his room with him following behind you, slightly looking up the skirt. You felt his eyes all over your body when you bent over for a split second to grab a book off the floor.

You tried to get up to look at him but he pushed your head down into the pillow even harder, which made you arch your back on reflex. “Stay in this position.” He demanded while he got off the bed to grab a condom and lube. As soon as he put his fingers inside of you he knew you prepared yourself, “Did you prepare yourself because you knew I’d fuck you today?” He asked while he kissed you on your back. You tried to reply to him but all that came out were muffled sounds. “I can't believe my best friend is such a slut for me.” He began kissing your body more, leaving a couple of hickies here and there. You lifted your ass right onto his crotch to give him a hint. You heard him chuckle before a ripping sound was heard and you got turned around, “I want to see and hear you.” You could only look away in embarrassment since the realization of your best friend was about to fuck you.

He started to go faster when he felt you get tight, giving you a few kisses. After a little bit, he took his hand that was holding yours so he could jack you off, you cummed immediately which made you get ever tighter. “Fuck, loosen up a bit.” He groaned. Just became you released your load, doesn’t mean he isn’t going to release his. You started to get overstimulated when he put his hands on your waist to fuck you even harder. You couldn’t help yourself but scratch his shoulder from being so overstimulated, you couldn’t process what you were doing, you just needed something to grip on. Soon enough he came, along with you cumming for a second time. He pulled out of you slowly after calming down. You were still breathing heavily when you felt a couple kisses on your neck. “I’m sorry, I don’t know why I can’t control myself.” He said before getting off you. “No- I liked it, if I didn’t I would’ve said something, I promise. I mean I did wear the skirt for a reason.” He grabbed your face, “We did have sex so I think we should make it official, we don’t have to tell everyone but-” You cut him off with a kiss before he could ramble any longer.

He cleaned you both up and let you wear a pair of his sweatpants. You both were cuddling in his bed when you heard the door open, “JOHNATHAN, WERE HOME!” You heard his mom call. He groaned, “I guess our cuddle time is over until tonight.” He gave you a quick kiss before getting up and cleaning his room a little bit so they don’t suspect much. You grabbed your book from earlier which was now on the floor instead of the bed and flipped through it looking for where you last left off, “Did you read this or something?” You looked up at him, “Yeah probably, I honestly think that-” He got cut off by the door opening, revealing Will and El, “Hi Y/N.” El said at the before telling you both that their mom said dinner is ready. You smiled at her before saying okay, you waited for them to leave before you stood up. “My back hurts god..” You whispered. You could feel him smiling behind you and you just flicked him off.

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@ethereal-love

again im so sorry this took me forever to do, i had a bad writers block and didn’t feel like doing request :(

#mxm #gay #male reader #midshot #oneshot #request #smut #this is so gay #requested #stanger things #stranger things x male reader #johnathan byers #Johnathan byers x male reader #fluff #it took me forever to do this #writers block #x male reader #bottom male reader #bottom reader #season 4 #season 4 stranger things #johnathan byers x reader #please enjoy #accept my apology :( #hard dom #femboy #femboy bottom #male ​reader wearing a skirt #sub reader #sub male reader

[ef-1]

🚩👹❤️❌️🆘️🚨💄💋🌹🍒!

sooooOOooooOOOOooo I'm 21, my friend is engaged, this is my first experience with one of my direct friends actually going on a wedding journey or whatever the fuck you call it, until today I thought the bridzilla thing was like a myth or a joke or mayhaps a boomer thing I don't fucking know what I thought but like. what is this truly. how many times can one person say "but it's my engagement party" before it's socially acceptable to hiss at them.

It's literally so bizarre. I know this is a stressful time. I understand the urge to want everything to be perfect. I know you want the support and help of your friends but maybe? Don't? Be? A? Cunt? I've known her for years, she's always been so sweet???

She made our other friend cry bc she wanted him to pick up the wine and he replied "sure! I'll head over at 3pm (party was at 7) after lunch with my bf" "ITS MY FUCKING ENGAGEMENT, CANT YOUR LUNCH WAIT" ¿¿¿ ???

I picked up the hors d'oeuvres, she changed the order from the catering company last minute so there was an extra charge, no biggie, I paid for it, didn't mention it to her at all. Picked up her dress. I booked & paid for her hair stylist. We're the same shoe size so for a couple of weeks I went out, tried on a bunch of shoes for her and sent her photos until she found the one. Steamed her dress this morning. She's not too handy with makeup and she asked me to do her makeup, something I've done hundreds of times before to no complaints but today was"kate, you're not doing it right, I want it to look like yours" WE DONT HAVE THE SAME FUCKINF FEATURES IM NOT A FUCKING MAGICIAN. Her sister doesn't drive so a couple of weeks ago I made the 3 hour drive to her country ass town to pick her and her weird husband who would not fucking stop flirting with me up. My friend got his bf who's a photographer to photograph the party for free. I lended her my grandmother's jewellery.

Literally one thing about me is I'll never ever, ever, ever do anything for someone because I expect something in return bc I think that's a shitty way to approach life and you'll hurt yourself when people don't repay you for something they didn't ask for. So I'm not the type of person to regret doing a favour bc if I do something, I wanted to. I had no problem with doing any of the above bc I agreed to do it. I wanted to do it.

What I did not agree to is having to watch her scream at our friend for 20 minutes until he cried. Honestly this should have been enough, I'm not a timid person I should have told her to fucking cut it out and I'm ashamed I didn't.

My nervous system has been literally fucking eating itself. My leg has been completely numb for 2 weeks now. standing is fine, but I literally can't walk without a cane. It sucks. It fucking sucks because people look at you and they mean well always but they can't not look like they pity you when they do. And she'd been disgusting today. Like a genuinely horrible person. And it's her night, didn't want to ruin it so after 2 hours of formalities, when people started grinding on eachother like animals in heat and her sister's husband started eyeing me like the fucking weirdo that he is and i got my 8th "Awwwww Katherine you look beautiful, why don't you dance" of the night BECAUSE I FUCKING CANT MAYBE THIS IS A REHEARSAL FOR WHEN I GET PARALYSED FUCK OFFFFFFFF I HOPE THE SUN FALLS ON YOUR FUCKING HEAD

I went up to her and whispered "hey, I'm just going to head out, the fatigue is hitting hard and I hate when people ask me why I'm not dancing" which is something she knows. Something I've confided in her about a hundred times. When MS fucks my mobility I usually just stay at home until it boils over, she knows this. So imagine my surprise when she literally looks me in my dumb fucking eyes 🧿🧿 and says "kate are you serious? Can't you just hold on a for a couple of hours, what am I meant to do without you." girl at this point? die for all I care.

Her raggedy ass fiance, who I've advocated the dumping of a trillion times btw has the AUDACITY to chase me to the car when my flatmate comes to pick me up with "Katherine you're upsetting her" ¿¿¿¿¿¿ ¿‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽

the wildest part is, this isn't even the wedding, this is just the engagement I just realised maybe despite knowing this friend for years maybe I didn't know her at all lol anyway I looked so fucking good it wasn't even close and I'm so glad I decided not to wear the expensive dress I'd planned on wearing, and maybe this is all a sobering lesson about socially sanctioned behaviour and not swallowing your tongue when someone you love is made to cry

#omg unhinged personal kate rant under the cut nature is healing 😍 #trigger warning for 1. chronic illness 2. cunts 3. the concept of the bridezilla #to delete

[dojunie]

bestie i had the most debaucherous dream about renjun last night and i just HAVE to tell someone so who better than a fellow renjun lover? 🫶🏼 kinda embarrassing to retell LMAO but like the dream started where i’m about to take a shower and renjun comes in and is like “want some company ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” and ofc i’m like yes ofc🥰🥰 and tell him to get in so we’re in the shower and he sits on the seat thing in the shower and i sit on his lap and we start kissing and it’s slow and soft but progressively gets more heated and needy then he slides it in (LMAO that was so embarrassing to write??&/&) anyway so i start riding him and it’s soo good😵‍💫😵‍💫 but then i woke up before anything else </3

NSFW NSFW NSFW BELOW THE CUT CLOSE YOUR EYES IFY OU'RE NOT INTO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

you are so brave for being into shower sex bc i am terrified of busting my head open trying to get freaky in there LMAOOO and what type of big ass shower are yall in that it has a SEAT?

but if i'm being so real and vulnerable rn........... i am a stickler for the needy concept....... not being able to just let it go when he gets horny.... in my head he gets agitated easily so the more you're making out the handsier he's getting, pushing, grabbing, squeezing, until he starts to get frustrated because he can't think straight with you sitting on him like this and it was just supposed to be a shower, seriously, but now he's hard and annoyed because you're hot and being either oblivious on purpose or really just aren't as affected as he is about you being Naked On His Lap which annoys him further, leading him to breaking off the kiss to pull you flush against him, making you feel it

then as soon as he realizes you're messing around on purpose he rolls his eyes, if you're going to play games i should just leave you in here, to which you (knowing he's absolutely not capable of leaving you like this) laugh and adjust so you can slide it in like you know he wants you to

i'm crying tears of blood u are so evil for putting this in my head now i want a shower with a seat in it FUCK

#dojun talks #dojun answers #renjun x reader #lovely anon #FREAKY ANON

[raymurata]

Kelp or Alec for problematic fave ❤️

I just did Kelp so I'm gonna go with Alec.

Alec is a fucking asshole. Like, seriously, he enjoys pissing people off. He has fun mocking other people, and he is especially likely to do that when he's feeling insecure himself because somewhere inside, he's a petty, emotionally constipated, angry little boy trying to prove his uncle wrong... Like a wharf cat, his hackles rise easily because he has an inflated and extremely fragile ego, and he does push back by being an insufferable nuisance or a downright ass.

(edit) How coul I forget to mention he is a liar liar pants on fire??? He's a huge liar. Why? To make himself sound better, and to have fun at other people's expense. And because it is a compulsive habit.

And gods, don't get me started on the grindset. I would never be friends with Alec. Like, I would enjoy his company on occasion but I don't think we'd get far into a friendship bc he's so obsessed with career and being the best and blabla, miss me man. I wanna rotate blorbos in my living room all afternoon I cannot match your energy without cocaine (lyrium). Which, by the way, Alec does. On occasion. And weed (elfroot) nightly because he's too fucking anxious to get proper sleep without a sedative. In modern au, sometimes he prescribes himself actual sedatives too.

Oh, and he's a blood mage who made a deal with Sophia Dryden ans then killed her anyway. He fits the "dead girlfriend the protagonist feels guilt over" trope. Fragile masculinity, and can't be single for more than a month. Also, he is a bisexual slut.

And like, poor Zev, you know? Alec is a shit partner. In canon he promises Zev to go to Antiva after the Blight and it takes him six fucking years and Zev nearly dying for him to actually fulfil his goddamn promise. And all because he was being a high-achieving workaholic to feed his inflated ego again.

He's got his head so stuck up his fucking arse he does not know how to ask for help. He takes on more than he can handle and when he eventually makes mistakes out of sheer exhaustion he then collapses into episodes of ocd and isolation and stress, not only completely neglecting Zev but being verbally vicious as well, like a wharf cat with sharp claws.

Did I mention blood mage?

Also, he doesn't like dogs.

He's problematic, man.

#alec surana #alec surana is so fucking problematic I didn't think I'd write more for him than for kelp #lmao #oc asks #but also he is 21 years old #lol #a lot of that changes after his 27s depression #he matures #he figures himself out a lot better #he becomes a father #and a better partner

[nonuggetshere]

I love that pk in this really went ".... im too old to be doing this bullshit." and retired.

"Do you ever want to go back to that dear?"

"Not really. Ever since we've retired and taken it a lot easier I feel a lot more peaceful and roll with the punches more."

Drinks margaritas made strong at like 11am. Chills out. Puts the children's drawings on the fridge and takes up a hobby so he can like. Be Normal about things.

YEAA, I'm totally imagining them retiring at like. Private island somewhere, completely rebranding so people can't find them. Every couple of years he probably has to deal with some new, young, over their own head superhero who decided they'd be the one to track him down and bring him to justice or whatever the hell their motivation is, but he neither has the patience nor want to give them any of his time.

I also like the idea of him maybe even befriending some of the superheroes he used to deal with, maybe they come over sometimes, bring gifts for the kids. Chill out on the beach as around 30 genetically engineered gremlins climb all over them. Dunno which character it could be though. Unn??? She more strikes me as being more of a very old ex-superhero who retired and lives a normal life somewhere in a big city's suburbs, though.

Also, PK gets a big ass fridge for all his kiddos' drawings 🥺 I like the idea of him not being too excited about the prospect of being a father and it was WL's idea to raise the "experiments" as their kids and he just agreed bc he knew he should be responsible for them. But then they very quickly won over his heart.

Another idea I just had, is Flower completely rebrands their "family company" to Evil Corp™ or something equally stupid, whose entire gimmick and aesthetic is to be over the top "evil" that's played up for comedy, but they're actually just like a completely normal corporation or something. So that if their family is ever traced back to this, people would just laugh it off as part of their brand and not take these claims seriously. It somehow works, nobody suspects that one of the biggest supervillains in decades is the founder of fucking...Evil Corp™

#asks #thylacines can talk #superhero au #I also thought of a little convo between Flower and maybe Lummis or Petunia about ponzi schemes. Idk how they'd get there. Maybe they were #asking how exactly are they a supervillain? Either way #'That's disgusting! Cheating people out of their hard earned money and destroying lives?! I would never do that!' '...Aren't you a #supervillain?' 'I might be a supervillain but I'm no monster.' #'I'm not evil.' 'That's...that's literally in your job description though.' 'Says who?' #'Says tHE LITERAL FUCKING DEFINITION OF SUPERVILLAIN.' #'Well I was never a fan of doing things by the book' 'I want to strangle you so fucking much'

[nineliabilityrisk]

“ i don't know who i am anywhere else. ”

[[ this specific prompt triggered Something in my brain pardon me while i go wacky over it for a sec /pos (also formatting change bc the hellsite has decided to remove the option to edit ask replies, at least on mobile) ]]

-- [ asked by @mute-call ] --

To say Michael knew the feeling would be an understatement. What he didn't know – or, he supposes, hadn't realized – was that other people felt it, too. Fazbear Entertainment ... it had always been the Aftons' and the Emilys' burden to carry. Their creation, their story, their tragedy. Sure, others had been dragged into the mess in the past – Jeremy, those poor kids, their families – but he hadn't even stopped to consider how some of the other employees had been affected by the company.

Mr. Bell — Steven ( he keeps forgetting, they're more or less on equal ground now, and even if they weren't, they've been casual acquaintances long enough that he doesn't need to keep using honorifics for the guy ) especially. He'd been with the company nearly as long as Michael could remember, and, granted, that wasn't all that long, minus a few key events he would rather forget, but the point still stood. God knows the kind of shit he'd seen in his time here.

Michael was struck with the sudden urge to wrap the guy up in a hug. The kind with a few firm, comforting thumps on the back. Or at least clap a hand on his shoulder. Or something.

It'd been a long time since a real human person had earned an emotion other than mild annoyance from him, but Bell had done it.

Even still, he did exactly none of those things. Because those weren't things he did, and it would be weird if he did them at all, let alone to Mr. Bell of all people, the guy he's kind-of-sort-of-known for years now and only in a professional capacity. He'd probably explode from embarrassment. Or get asked if he needs to be drug tested. Or both. Maybe not in that order.

So, narrowly avoiding that absolute fucking nightmare, ( god, that would've been horrible, this is only their third or fourth time interacting outside of work and it's only because someone fucked up their schedules, Bell seemed like he was having a bad day, and Mike 'had nothing better to do' — he felt bad and wanted to help out but don't tell Steven that ) he just inclined his head and gave him an affirmative hum. If a small smile came with it, then, well... Can't blame him.

"Yeah, I... Yeah. This place... Hasn't really been the best, for me. But it's not like I can leave, y'know? Fazbear's is my home... Whether I like it or not," he said, ending it off with a soft chuckle as he remembered that Steven may not be as... Disillusioned with the company as he was.

Michael's reason for staying may be entirely different from Steven's, but... Steven doesn't need to know that. Better to keep him from knowing all the shit Michael's tangled himself up in with this company. Better to keep him from worrying. Safer for him, too, probably.

"Just, uh... I know how you feel. I'm here for ya, buddy." God. This is why he doesn't have friends. Not because it's hard, but because he sucks absolute ass at it.

#m | ic: threads ; michael #others | ic: threads ; steven #interactions ; michael & steven #mute-call #[[ replies tag ]] #timeline is a little fuzzy on this one just. yknow. fuck it no timeline just 2 bros hanging out #failbesties. i love them already.

[pupyuj]

g!p yujin would cum in 40secs bc shes so sensitive

sub yuj enthusiasts STAND UPPPPP

frrrrr it would be kinda useless to edge her bcs she genuinely can't hold it :(( even wony puts up more of a fight!! but imagine bratty sub g!p yujin right?? she's annoying and there's not one second where she wasn't trying to agitate you but you're still her nice and good mommy bcs she fucks you so well and that was enough for you to give her whatever she wants but what if one day a switch flips and you don't let her slide with her antics??

it all going down at a formal party too 🤭 baby would work hard to look handsome for you and she'd be the sweetest and most polite young lady in the room but then she turns around and flirts with people she knows you can't stand or discreetly does things that would make you look bad if anyone in the room caught wind of it like grabbing your ass while you're talking to a colleague??? also sitting down at some table with her hand on your thigh 🤭 yujinnie being all up in your ear trying to get a reaction out of you :((

"i wanna go home, mommy... this party's too boring."

"and you look too good in that dress... let me tear it off, please."

"or i could just go home with that pretty unnie over there... looks like she could use better company, anyway."

and then her hand slides inside your dress.. knowing yujin she probably had all these plans to tease you in the dark like that but unfortunately (or fortunately 👀) for her, this was a bad day to start acting up! grabbing her wrist and giving a look and she shuts up almost immediately bcs omg??? she rarely ever sees you actually annoyed at her; it was both a turn on and such a scary thing,, but yujin knew better than to resist when you excused the two of you to the bathroom when really you just took her to a dark corner🫠🫠

turning yuj into a whining mess when you reach inside her slacks, no even bothering to pull her pants down :(( teasing her and saying "hmm? where'd your words go, baby?" and she just whines and shakes her head bcs you were jerking her off so good :(( "you were so brave earlier..." you whisper in her ear and it only made her moan 🫠 yujinnie not being to look at you while you're staring her down,, she closes her eyes and looks everywhere but you bcs that would only make her cum so much faster <//3

"you should know better than to try and embarrass me in front of my colleagues like that... but that's okay. little brats like you only need one good lesson." and then ur kissing her neck,, how could she not make noises? :(( BUT LIKE ehe covering up her mouth with your hand?? making her turn her head to the side just so you can kiss more of her neck and make a mess on her skin for everyone to see 🤭🤭 her muffled moans, her weak thrusts into your hand and her teary eyes were more than enough for you to want to let her fuck you right then and there but you had to restrain yourself—she needed to be punished 😈

"you're already gonna cum, honey? i haven't even touched you for that long," oh she would absolutely hate being teased like that,, especially after the stunt she pulled so now yujin just looks so small and weak,, but you loved her like that 😙 seeing a lone teardrop fall down her cheek when you squeeze her cock and cooing at her.. she looked so adorable :(( "you're pathetic, yujin-ah." and then a little nibbling at her collarbone and she would just give in 😵‍💫😵‍💫

her cumming all over your hand and additionally her briefs and her pants bcs remember you never pulled it down :(( her eyes widening at the sight of her cum leaking through her slacks and looking at you in disbelief when you tell her that the two of you should say goodbye to some friends before leaving... yujin hated being humiliated, even if this will all lead to a very fun night of you punishing her for being a bad girl 💔💔💔 her hanging her head low and sticking so fucking close behind you while you talked and bid your farewells to your friends, hoping that nobody sees that wet spot on her pants as well as the mess you've made on her neck... cutie yujinnie pouting the entire car ride home aww, but that was what she gets for being a little brat 🤭

#ive smut #ive x reader #ive imagines #ive x fem reader #ahn yujin smut #ahn yujin imagines #ahn yujin x reader #ahn yujin x fem reader #yujin smut #yujin imagines #yujin x fem reader #yujin x reader #girl group x fem reader #girl group x reader #girl group smut #girl group imagines #ive thoughts #g!p idol #g!p yujin #g!p ahn yujin #g!p ive

[gojuo]

Having to witness Ragged Tarpits and Becky with the Blue Roses fraudulent ass wedding ceremony in fucking DORNE of all places was borderline vomit inducing, but the fact that production got two of the most mid looking actors to play them was most pleasing to me. Ragged especially looked like a foot in Viserys' old, musty unwashed 2 dollar wig. Never getting over it lmaooooooooo.

Anyway, I do not acknowledge any of that shit as canon and D and D better pay for their sins. Inshallah.

IM CRYINGGGGGGG cuz you wanna know why? Bc that RxL wedding bullshit was so obviously D&D dog ass fanfiction because they wrote themselves into a corner by erasing Young Griff from the show, the guy the entire Southern Plotline is going to revolve around in TWOW and ADOS. I mean they literally split his storyline into four and gave it to other characters:

The legitimate heir part and most of the Westerosi lords' support being with Aegon against Dany went to Jon.

The Golden Company + being King of Westeros once Dany arrives and having the people's love and support against her and the final showdown with her went to Cersei.

Varys + Tyrion + JonCon's trauma of the bells went to Dany.

Jorah got JonCon's greyscale.

Jon's arc has never been about being "the rightful hidden heir". Those are the fantasy trope cliches GRRM has always been subverting. It's Aegon that is the legitimate heir, and what you'd expect is for him to save the day and live happily ever after ... but that's not going to happen. The legitimate heir, the true hidden prince, is going to die, horrifically. And so is the other legitimate Targaryen (Daenerys). But the one that will come out on top is the bastard.

Now, I don't want to make it seem like Jon's character purpose is being a bastard, because that's the wrong conclusion in my opinion. The point and most important aspect to Jon is being Ned Stark's bastard. And then he's going to find out the man he believed to be his father is not his father at all. The issue with this is that people conflate that with legitimacy which is also the wrong conclusion because that's exactly Aegon's plot, not Jon's. The point of R+L=J is the fact that Jon Snow will no longer be Ned Stark's bastard son, which will devastate him.

However ... how-fucking-ever ... D&D decided to forgo this important facet of Jon and did decide to not write the THIRD HEAD OF THE DRAGON into the story but give the part of Aegon's plotline of being the legitimate heir in the books to show!Jon, which left a very big problem: How were they going to justify why there was a legitimacy battle going down between Jon and Dany when Jon can't even be the legitimate heir if his parents are not married? Which they weren't. Because Rhaegar only needed a Visenya for his already-there Rhaenys and Aegon, and as would-be king he could just legitimize his own bastards without any trouble. So he did not need to marry Lyanna to have a child with her per se, especially not the Visenya she was supposed to bear him. And I especially do not believe Lyanna was in any way or form in love with him or that she went with him willingly, considering what we know of her.

Besides, when Rhaegar returned from the Tower of Joy after making sure he raped a baby into Lyanna to King's Landing to ride off for the Trident, he said this to Jaime about Elia, Rhaenys and Aegon:

“And the children, them as well,” said Prince Lewyn.

Prince Rhaegar burned with a cold light, now white, now red, now dark. “I left my wife and children in your hands.”

“I never thought he’d hurt them.” Jaime’s sword was burning less brightly now. “I was with the king … ”

ASOS, Jaime VI.

So you see how he still refers to Elia as his wife, meaning no damn annulment took place? He can't even fucking annul a marriage that is fully legal and totally consummated, and prophecy-obsessed Rhaegar 100% would never cast away his two children HE DEEMED TO BE 2/3 HEADS OF HIS THREE-HEADED DRAGON and he sure as fuck did not make Aegon, literally the son he believed to be the PTWP (as seen by Dany's vision in the HOTU), a bastard. D&D just shot themselves in the foot because they gave Young Griff/Aegon's book storyline of being the legitimate heir to Jon and had to make sense of why it would be him to be the legitimate heir when Rhaegar's legal wife was not Lyanna but Elia.

The entire bullshit way RxL went down in the show was just more proof to me that Young Griff is the real Aegon since D&D just had to make Jon a legitimate son. LMFAO.

#be rest assured babes rxl wedding will not exist in the books. sadly we will never get the finished product :( #anti rhaelya #jon snow #aegon vi #rhaegar #elia #asoiaf #lyanna #anti got #anti d&d #anonymous #answered

[bitchfitch]

Since gaining, checking my notes, 200 ish, verified real person followers over the last few days because of that escaped post, i feel like i need to post about stained glass more between my bouts of oc brain rot posting to like. idk. validate y'all's decision. or whatever. get notes juice reward.

But I'm also me and because of that i need to be an ass about it. so I'm not giving any context on Gerd until the end of this post.

Anyways

I'm still working on my precious precious Gerd. but I'm having an Impossible time sourcing enough pink glass in the right color and opacity. She's going to be the main light fixture in my kitchen, so she needs to be fairly translucent. but still opaque enough for the fuck off massive light bulb to not be an eyesore. because turns out, 3 foot tall tiffany lamps need big bulbs so you don't have a gradient through the length of the lamp

and like, i can understand the appeal of that aesthetic but my precious baby girl baby Gerd deserves to shrine like the Absolute angel she will one day be.

Anyways. The issue with finding semi opaque pink glass is that it's a fuck awful pain to produce so not a lot of companies actually make it and they physically can't make that much more because the metals and such needed to make glass pink And to make it any level of translucent are only found in a handful of places are usually sold to the Big companies who can out spend on them.

and what does get made is Expensive compared to not pink glass and it's bought up in Instants because the nice warm toned pink glass that lets the right amount of light through pretty and everyone needs it. and i need like. probably 7+ sqft from the same lot for Gerd. so That's just not happening. Which is an issue for me. someone who's entire brand is being obnoxiously pink.

Which brings me to the point.

I'm considering making my 3ft tall pig head shaped Tiffany lamp as god awful rainbow as physically possible. Or buying up a fucking theater companies worth of those spotlight coloring plastic sheet things(pink). and just hoping the pigment in them holds up long term bc no way are those things as light fast as the glass would be.

#maybe ill buy a kiln instead and just enamel the glass if i can find a pigment that does The Thing right. #glass kiln not a pottery kiln #Very different price points #bfsg

[bluevelvet-room]

please talk to me about naokei :3 dont mess with the naokei fandom theres like 5 of us

ohoho anon. i promise you with my entire heart that i am one of those 5. not a day goes by that i'm not thinking about those boys. now, to preface any ramblings that may happen after this, i will say: a lot of how i view naoya's character has to do with the manga, but not All of it. i've never actually read the manga, just played the game (smt persona, not revelations). i basically treat the smt persona characters like they are my own personal blorbos in my head, and i am not responsible for anything that might not align with your own view of naokei (though all views of naokei are valid)

ANYWAYS. (under a readmore for the rambling, hope it works)

in my head, their relationship doesn't happen until post game. i mean, obviously i dont really think it should happen while they are going through the worst questionable amount of days of their life, but i also dont really want it to happen during their school years either. naoya has some healing to do and kei has some growing up to do. i do think at this point kei has a crush on naoya, but that it is not necessarily reciprocated.

BUT, being wayyyy more detailed about my own personal naokei (the naokei that lives in my brain and is therefore superior) i do have a version of this vague thought where they do like. kiss during the events of the game, similarly to naoya recieving a kiss from fake maki - kei initiates, naoya gently rejects. and then it is a game of sort of avoiding each other in a fun misunderstanding way and everyone else is like guys what tf happened??? you were fine and now we can't get you to be in the same room for longer than two seconds? annoying!!!! once they graduate, kei goes off as he canonically does to work in his own company to become Humbled, and naoya leaves for new york city with yuka and mark to study art (hehe. artist friends :3 yuka's studying for fashion design but she is also modeling. no we couldnt get thru anything related to smt persona without me bringing her up)

and then the events of persona 2 (and part 2 electric boogaloo) happen. no i havent played them we dont need to talk about it. what i DO know is that at the end of the second one the st hermelin bitches have a reunion and naoya appears there. convenient, yes? (i had to go look it up to make sure i had not made this up) naoya has had time to heal and trust close relationships, kei has matured. their friends wont shut up about the "fight" they had in high school, they wont stop insisting they never fought and they are Not avoiding each other. they are both tipsy to full on drunk. they leave the bar together. they either fuck or have a heartfelt conversation or both. either way they are dating by the next day. (and then a few years later in p1 parents au they adopt baby akira, bc this is fully canon to that au)

i really like their dynamic in the end bc it's like. you'd think theyre total opposites but they actually have a lot in common? and they love each other :3c

in conclusion.

naoya, was playing pokemon the entire time they were in a nightmare hellscape: in case you haven't noticed, i'm a gamer. i game. i don't stop gaming. and i dont want to stop gaming. you ever see me without this stupid gameboy in my hands? that's video games.

kei: what's a pokeman????????

(sorry if this is not what you wanted from me anon, and i'm sure i can pull more thoughts out of my ass if anyone ends up interested)

#now i gotta think of a tag for asks bc ive never gotten one #persona 1 #kei nanjo #naoya toudou #naokei #uhhhh whatever #kat answers #it doesnt HAVE to be persona related i'll just change it later if anyone comes up with a better idea

[omoghouls]

Please do elaborate on Macready omo?? 👀 👀

*rubs my gay lil hands together* you have created this avalanche

•MacCready, mister gun for hire, he's learned how to control his bladder, keep it held in while he lays in the ruble of a building, staring down the scope, waiting for the perfect moment to shoot.

However, there are gigs where he was given an approximate time so, he's basically stuck in his sniper's nest while he waits until the guy rears his head.

And those are the times where his capabilities are tested. Because ofc he doesn't want to get up, it might alert the gang, he might miss the perfect opportunity to shoot, there are just too many negatives that outway the positive of voiding his bladder.

So,,,there has been times where MacCready had involuntary pissed himself while laying down- he couldn't conclude with his bladder screaming at him but, shit- there's the guy- MacCready steadies his rifle and takes the shot, killing the guy in one fatal shot.

Buuut that comes with the recoil of the gun, the after shocks catching his body off guard aaaand MacCready pisses himself while laying on his stomach- basically pissing over his upper body. He can't even bask in the humiliating relief as he's got to high-tail it the hell outta there before goons find out where he's at. (MacCready then takes the quickest dip in some river just so it looks like he's fallen in water rather than,,,wetting himself)

•After the events of Lucy's horrific death, MacCready had surcome to bedwetting. Sure, he's seen some awful shit, done awful shit but, watching your wife, the love of your life and mother to yalls son,,,that's a whole different type of horror.

Of course that's on the nights MacCready is actually sleeping for more than an hour at a time- for the first few months after Lucy's death, MacCready was so scared of something happening to Duncan.

So, MacCready would be staving off sleeping by downing coffee, which just future continues the viscous cycle of bed-wetting

• He's stubborn, dear god is he stubborn. This man will not admit he needs to piss unless it's an emergency and by then, he's already leaking or seconds away from pissing himself.

He's use to wandering the wastelands alone, when he has to go, he'd just, go. But, he's weary of others, as much as he trust Sole and company, MacCready still has horrible trust issues- he doesn't want to be literally stabbed in the back while taking a leak.

But he's also not the best at being subtle about his urgent need to pee- of course he thinks he is but,,,everyone can see him shifting from foot to foot while idle, more snappy in his come backs and, he's whining even though he doesn't realize it-

•This man is hella allergic to dust (he's constantly sneezing the moment he goes anywhere with even a remote amount of dust) so,,,,there have definitely been times where MacCready has had a really bad sneeze attack, causing him to be unable to stem the flow once his bladder gives out while he continues to sneeze 😌

•MacCready totally cries when he wets. He'll never admit to it- he doesn't full out sob, no, it's silent tears that burn his eyes as he tries in vain to blink them away before they have a chance to fall ;0;

•You cannot fuking tell me that while living in Little Lamplight, he was properly potty trained xD So, MacCready probably had to learn some extra stuff after he left lmao

•When he ran with the gunners, they 10000% fucked with him. They say it's initiation into the gunners as they give him some drink- turns out it's just a regular ass drink but, spiked with some very diuretic thing (Probably radaway bc/ that flushes out radiation)

And, he's given night guard duty. By himself. So, a couple hours into his shift, the need to pee hits him VERY hard. But, he has no one to cover him for a quick leak.

So, MacCready is sitting there, one hand shoved between his legs, grinding against his palm as the only means to hold back the flood- and the other gripping his gun as he tries so hard to keep a lookout.

Ofc, the gunners (Probably Winlock and Barnes-) sneak up on him and, quite literally scare the piss out of MacCready👀 And they tease him over it for days, taunts digging under his skin and MacCready just rolls his eyes, telling them to shut up but, internally, he's HELLA embarrassed-

#m #omorashi #omocute #fandomo #robert maccready

[feralmoonlight]

Oh god I'm hooked even more djdjdj

That does bring into question Y/N's temperment which is very fun. And that what I'm curious about.

Yes- anxiety does fuck with people (speaking from experience 😭) my curiosity lies in how Y/N might not realize immediately the power going off since they are doing a commission. And I understand that you don't always have voice calls but if they do commercial commissions (as in characters for companies) they would have to have gone on zoom calls. My wonder is if it's first panic then into perfessional tone bc Y/N doesn't want to show fear in front of their new buddy??

Power going out during a commission session just gave me PTSD from my old laptop that's battery was nonexistent and that'd mean anything unsaved is just GONE. My miserable ass would be so pissed cause when I got into a real groove of working on things I would just... Realize I lost the WHOLE thing. And if I wanna make YN's life hell, THEY GET 'THE BRICK' to deal with. A glorified paperweight with a finicky power port and a battery that may as well not even be attached, probably duck taped in there just to pretend it isn't an actual piece of junk. As a stay at home hermit, the dark itself isn't so much of an inconvenience, and in fact keeping the lights off as much as possible in the house helps save on money so the darkness is like a warm friend. MMM But the idea of the zoom call, the panic as soon as the call is lost, realizing second that the work was lost, would have them frustrated as all fuck But ah, if the zoom wasn't on the computer itself, maybe running through their phone instead so there's this tiny screen of light illuminating the now dark room, panicking internally while trying to explain why the stream feed to the drawing went dead... And remembering that Sun doesn't like the dark for some reason. Reaching out to pat him on the shoulder maybe? Still talking down the now annoyed client, while you try and explain that...probably a few hours of work are now gone because YOU hadn't saved recently. WHY didn't you have an auto save function?? It causes lag every time it does, which makes you have to redo linework or take pauses constantly. Then why not manually save? It messes with your flow, and when you get really into working on something you just tunnel. Well it's very unprofessional, so those lost hours wont be paid for. Thats annoying but understandable you guess... as much as you don't want to agree with it at the moment theres something off. Sun's being particularly quiet, and you're getting concerned now that he's worse off than just scared of the dark. Another pat turns into rubbing his back to let him know you're still right behind him, cause he seems to like physical contact (even if you're not a huge fan yet) -- But he shifts away. THAT is strange. The call goes dark as the client closes their end leaving you in almost full blackness aside from an outside light that's still lit (on a different grid you guess) and this odd red glow that's reflecting two hazy dots back from where you know the TV screen is. The next voice you hear is definitely NOT Sun, and the anxiety and worry you were feeling for Sun has shifted int a more pure fear of the unknown. Something is very wrong as you can hear the 'bot shift and stand up to his full height, almost reaching the ceiling. The only reason you know this is his head has turned towards you, the barest outline lacking the sun rays, as two red beads stare down at where you're still curled, frozen on the couch like a deer in headlights. The thought to run floats through your mind but doesn't get farther than that. That stare has you pinned. Maybe if you don't move, he can't see you. You know... Like a T-Rex.

#Doordash AU #Im not actually sure if I answered that one right lol #au hoard