#beetlejuice incorrect quote

[chaoticace2005]

So… is Alex Brightman contractually obligated to narrate something his character is acting out?

Beetlejuice, broadway recording: Fake cartwheel!

Fizzarolli: Trumpet! Ha!

Adam: Guitar solo, fuck yeah!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #adam hazbin hotel #beetlejuice #alex brightman #fizzarolli #beetlejuice the musical #helluva boss #helluva boss memes

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Kankri: 6isexuality is actually r99ted in racism transph96ia, I d9nt mean t9 6e pushy 6ut may6e ch99se an9ther la6le?

Dave: guess ill have to back to being a regular old faggot then B/

Dave: so it turns out saying the f slur in front of this person wasnt a very good idea

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #kankri vantas #dave strider #mod terezi #say it two more times like in beetlejuice to see what happens

[leeeeeeeeech]

Beej: Ah, Hey again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Y/n: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!

#beetlejuice #beetlejuice x reader #beetlejuice x y/n #incorrect quotes

[caitlynskitten]

Yoko: Great Enid. Thanks for getting us in jail. Just fucking perfect.

Wednesday: What do we do now?

Enid: I got it guys! Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice-

Yoko: Hey! What the hell are you doing?! We don’t want that guy running around here.

Enid: It’s okay, he can get us out! Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice-

Yoko: Enid! Stop it! You have no clue what you’re doing! Don’t mess with powers you don’t understand!

Wednesday:

Wednesday: WHO?!

#wednesday #wenclair #wednesday addams #jenna ortega #enid sinclair #the addams family #incorrect wenclair #incorrect wednesday #emma myers #beetlejuice #incorrect quotes #wednesday incorrect quotes

[narcissusinamirrormaze]

Musicals as things I or other people have said

Hamilton: I always like to take a shot at our right wing audience members

Jekyll and Hyde: I’m going to drink this, and then I’m going to fight my shadow

Dear Evan Hansen: once in a while my mom is like; clean your room. Clean your attitude. Clean your face

Heathers: no amount of bleach can kill my mind

Mean Girls: you are so straight it disgusts me

Next to Normal: if the voices in your head are saying it, it must be true

Beetlejuice: the emo effect just makes you emo

Be More Chill: I can live in the ear canal

Wicked: if a blonde has glasses she’s an oxymoron, if she doesn’t have glasses she’s just a moron

Les Mis: here’s a rock. Go to the frontlines

Waitress: you know what pie makes me think of? DOGS!

Rent: hobos are capable of anything

Book of Mormon: you can’t steal God’s chips

Sweeney Todd: Jacques, I will cut out your tongue

Little Shop of Horrors: I wanted a piece of that guy’s face

Bare a pop opera: I am a happily married gay man

Ride the Cyclone: that rat is prettier than you

Phantom of the Opera: I am going to kill every composer that puts fortissimo in percussion

#incorrect quotes #musicals #6 of these were said by me #4 of these were said by teachers #good luck guessing #hamilton #phantom of the opera #jekyll and hyde musical #les miserables #dear evan hansen #heathers #mean girls #be more chill #little shop of horrors #next to normal #bare a pop opera #beetlejuice #ride the cyclone

[soupieoopieisloopie]

Y/N: Beej? Am I ugly?

Musical!BJ: What nonsense! Im looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful breather I've ever seen!

Y/N: BJ? Am I ugly?

Keatlejuice: *eating a fly* Very much.

#beetlejuice #beetlejuice fandom #keatlejuice #beetlejuice x reader #keatlejuice x reader #incorrect quotes #incorrect beetlejuice quotes #keatlejuice is 10x more gross than musicalBJ you cannot convince me otherwise #keatlejuice is my favorite #keatlejuice would call you ugly (affectionate)

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: Okay, count of three, just yell out the scariest thing you can imagine!

Natasha: 1, 2, 3…

Kate: The Trader Joe’s parking lot!

Peter: Tiger sharks!

#source: beetlejuice #peter parker #natasha romanoff #spider man #incorrect peter parker #incorrect natasha romanoff #black widow #incorrect mama spider #incorrect avengers #mama spider #incorrect spiderman quotes #incorrect kate bishop #kate bishop

[misterbeetleboose]

Beetlejuice getting locked out of your room for being an asshole like;

Beetlejuice: Heyyy babes c’mon don’t be like that.

Beetlejuice: Open up, my sweetpea

Beetlejuice: My pumpkin pie

Beetlejuice: My angel… dust. Sorry thats a drug.

Beetlejuice: … which I have on haaaaand 👀

Beetlejuice: Want in on this? This offer is only valid if you open the dooooooor 😩🎶

#beetlejuice x reader #incorrect quotes #sort of #this one is very derivative lmaooo #how is he a ghost zombie demon being kept out? #audino probably some kind of talisman #the Bj Is In The Doghouse Evil Eye or something

[thatmultifandomchick]

Might make this into a comic or animation later idk

#beetlejuice #beetlejuice musical #charles deetz #funny #meme #theater memes #beetlejuice incorrect quotes #Emily Deetz

[betelgeusx3s-badfanfiction]

Beetlejuice, texting Y/N: Y/N! Help I’m being kidnapped Y/N: *Where are you?* Beetlejuice: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Y/N: I’ll call Lydia. Lydia, answering their cell: Y’ello? Y/N: Where’s Beetlejuice? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. Lydia: Beetlejuice? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- Lydia: ... Lydia: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Lydia: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Beetlejuice: WHO ARE YOU?!

I found an incorrect quotes generator it was funny sorry... i may add more..

Delias name i was drawing a blank

Beetlejuice: Good morning. Y/N: Good morning. Lydia: Good morning. Daphne: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Adam: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

^i think i have seen this one

#beetlejuice #betelgeuse #musical beetlejuice #beetlejuice x reader #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #lydia deetz #y/n #source: incorrect quotes generator

[vale-ttxs2]

HAHAH!!! ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!! 🥹

(Some incorrect quotes from my Ao3)

HEATHERS

H McNamara: Oh my god, the stove is on fire! What should we do?! H Chandler: Okay, no worries, we just need an adult. H McNamara: But WE are adults. H Chandler: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT!! WHERE'S VERONICA?!?!

~~~~

Veronica: What is the one thing I told you not to do? H Chandler: Burn the house down. Veronica: And what did you do? H Chandler : I made dinner. Veronica: H Chandler: Veronica: H Chandler: And burnt the house down.

~~~~

Veronica : *watching the squad's shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand? Jason : I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.

~~~

SIX

Anne Boleyn : If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need. Anne Boleyn : Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.

~~~~

Anna of Cleves : It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch. Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with. Anna of Cleves : Lmao, @Anne Boleyn .

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Catherine Aragon: What do you want for breakfast, Anne? Anne Boleyn: Gay Cheerios. Catherine Aragon: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!

~~~

BEETLEJUICE

Lydia: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs.

~~~~ Beetlejuice: So, I heard you like bad girls… I time travel in Animal Crossing.

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Beetlejuice: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. Adam: Are you a software update? because not right now.

#heather chandler #veronica sawyer #heathers the musical #heather mcnamara #heather duke #jason dean #catherine of aragon #anne boleyn #anna of cleves #beetlejuice #lydia deetz #adam maitland #incorrect quotes #incorrect heathers quotes #my birthday

[leeeeeeeeech]

Y/n: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Beetlejuice: It was autocorrect. Y/n: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Beetlejuice: Yes.

#incorrect quotes #beetlejuice x reader #beetlejuice x y/n

[niarydia]

Beetlejuice: What's wrong?

Adam: I'm just lamenting the fact that I've got my glasses on cause I can actually see you today, which is not a good thing.

#beetlejuice #beetlejuice broadway #beetlejuice musical #adam maitland #source: susie dent #8oo10cdc #not beetlelands #beetlejuice incorrect quotes

[gfanz4ever]

Lydia: So wait, your parents' last name is "Juice", so that means your first name is just "Beetle"? Beetlejuice: No, my first name is...well, yunno. Lydia:...is your name "Beetlejuice Juice"? Beetlejuice Juice: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY?!

#beetlejuice #beetlejuice cartoon #incorrect quotes #source: mao mao heroes of pure heart

[barbarasjugs]

beetlejuice: What did I teach you about shooting people?

Lydia: How, you taught me how.

#beetlejuice musical #imwithbeetlejuice #savebeetlejuice #beetlejuice #lydia deetz #presley ryan #sophia anne caruso #dana steingold #alex brightman #winona ryder #michael keaton #incorrect beetlejuice quotes #incorrect beetlejuice

[tinteacosplay]

Sportacus jumps down from his airship: Hi Robbie!

Robbie: OOOAAAWWH! WTF not again!

Sportacus offers a quick hug and runs off: Bye Robbie!

#lazytown #lazytown incorrect quotes #sportarobbie #beetlejuice incorrect quotes #sportacus #robbie rotten x sportacus #robbie rotten