#berl-berl

[thecinamonroe]

Marilyn Monroe and Milton Berle at a Friars Club dinner in New York, 1955.

#marilyn monroe #milton berle #1950s #50s #1955 #vintage #retro #Old Hollywood glamour #old hollywood

[eldritch-spouse]

Trying to hang out and catch up with your demon girlfriends, but the owner of the ice cream place you go to keeps butting into your conversation.

" Oh God, he's coming this way again, isn't he? " You murmur, having avoided eye contact with the weird glutton just in that nick of time where it wouldn't be seen as rude.

One of your friends snorts, then harshly elbows the succubus next to her. " Go on, get him busy. We need to have a talk. "

" Owwie... Okay, you owe me. " The mid-ranker in question groans, then gets up with a big bright smile befitting of a model. She puffs her cheeks and adjusts her sizeable breasts behind her scant dress before getting up and immediately making a b-line for Berle. You would feel bad for her, if not for the fact that you know she truly enjoys being a nuisance whenever possible.

" That should buy us time. " The demoness twice your size chuffs. She claps a hand on your shoulder and practically drags you forward on the table. " Listen up pipsqueak, you know who that is? "

" Well, I- " You stammer. " I know he's kind of a celebrity around here... "

" Kind of?! " The smaller of your friend hisses like you've disappointed her. " That right there is Vorticia's youngest son! "

Your eyes widen like dinner plates. " The Queen Vorticia's son? "

" ... 'S kinda cute he has a puppy crush on you. " The sloth currently busy with a bowl of chocolate ice cream mumbles.

" Cute?! " The tallest one growls. " No way! Having royalty after you is fucked up, man! "

She blinks, that poor brain trying to catch up. " H- Huh? Whaddya mean? "

" Think about it, idiot. Infernal royalty aren't people you simply refuse. Take our King for example, everyone's shaking in their boots wondering if a war will start with every minor disagreement... "

Your hands shake slightly on the table. " But- But that's madness. Why would he want anything with me? I'm not even... I'm just a nobody. "

" Yeah right?! So what the fuck does he want to do with you- " You know better than to answer when she pokes her big index against your chest. " Nothing good, that's what! "

" O- Okay. " She's your friend, you trust her judgement about demon royalty.

" You need to show him you're not here to be fucked with! Harden up, do a bitch face, like this- " She puffs like a wild boar and makes a truly terrifying snarl of an expression, gums showing and eyes blazing with malice. It makes you shudder.

In turn, you can only weirdly strain a grimace. It makes you feel like a clown, and judging by her cheeks now puffing with laughter, it's not working very well. " Pfff- Okay, gonna need some work, but I'm confident. Maybe. "

She's swatted by the tiny woman next to you. " You think that's going to stop him, seriously? What we need is strategy. She's hopeless on her own! "

" Thanks- "

" Oh yeah?! What's your big idea? "

" Guys- " The sloth tries to speak around a mouthful of chocolate. " We all took the cockblock oath, chill. "

A chorus of "We did"s follows.

" Right? So, let's just keep being cockblockers. "

" What- To a prince?! I know she's a demon magnet, but come on, even we have limits! "

" Well- I think we're doing okay so far. " She points a spoonful of ice cream out into the distance.

Your succubus friend is firmly wrapped around Berle, one hand toying with his right horn and the other insistently trying to weasel under his apron while she talks his ears off and the young glutton tries desperately to keep up. He looks frantic, glancing around frequently as if having lost track of something.

Your wrathful friend forces your chin her way before your eyes can meet the prince's again.

" You're never coming here without us all, okay? "

#Berle oc #demon girlfriendss

[friendlessghoul]

Buster Keaton, Marie Wilson and Judy Garland at Milton Berle’s “Old Time Bathing Suit Costume Party” at the Beverly Hills Hotel (1941)

#buster keaton #marie wilson #judy garland #milton berle #1941 #1940s #silent film #silent comedy #silent cinema #silent era #film #comedy #cinema #movies #damfino #damfinos #black and white #buster edit #vintage hollywood #old hollywood #1920s #slapstick

[liberalsarecool]

Drag is an American institution.

[This was on TV every week in some form or other. ]

#milton berle #bob hope

[oldshowbiz]

The Immoral Milton Berle

#drag #milton berle

[gatabella]

Marlene Dietrich and Milton Berle, radio show Let Yourself Go, 1944

#marlene dietrich #milton berle #radio #crown #legs #uso

[justbusterkeaton]

Buster Keaton, with Marie Wilson and Judy Garland at Milton Berle’s ‘Old Time Bathing Suit Costume Party’ at the Beverly Hills Hotel in 1941

#buster keaton #marie wilson #judy garland #silent movies #comedy #1920s #golden age of hollywood #hollywood #milton berle #beverly hills hotel #1940s hollywood

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

I was thinking of Milton Berle and his famous huge cock. He's quite far from my type of man but given the chance I think I would have slept with him once just to know what it's like to be with an incredibly hung man. Would you have done the same?

I'm not a size queen, but there's a lot of men I'd sleep with just to see what they're working with. Whether they are rumored to be big or small and Uncle Milte would be one of them.

#milton berle #actor

[amatesura]

Selma Lagerlöf, Gösta Berling’s saga

#selma lagerlöf #gösta berling’s saga #sweden #sverige #*

[gatutor]

Charles Berling-Ornella Muti "L´inconnu de Strasbourg" 1998, de Valeria Sarmiento.

#Ornella Muti #Charles Berling #Valeria Sarmiento

[citizenscreen]

Some would have wanted to arrest Milton Berle here.

Pictured attending the taping of "The Women Love…Bob Hope Special" in 1982.

#milton berle

[eldritch-spouse]

Berle is so excited for December! One of his favorite flavors to bring out is good old Jolly- This friendly giant is always in high spirits because he quite literally lives for the holidays! You're not allowed to leave Sorbet Sabbath without at least one scoop from him.

#Berle oc #pinnie's art #monster boyfriend #monster oc #yandere monster

[nerds-yearbook]

Appendix: Adam West as Batman

Batman: The Movie (1966)

Batman: The Series (1966 - 1968)

The Milton Berle Show (1966)

Batgirl (1967)

The New Adventures of Batman (1977 - 1978)

Legends of Super Heroes (1979)

Super Friends (1973 - 1985)

Animaniacs (1997) as Spruce Wayne/Caped Crusader

The Simpsons (1992 & 2002)

Batman: New Times (2005)

Robot Chicken DC Robot Chicken Special 3 (2015)

Batman: Return of the Caped Crusader (2016)

Batman vs Two Face (2017)

#nerds yearbook #appendix #batman #adam west #batgirl #super friends #animaniacs #cartoon #animation #milton berle #the simpsons #robot chicken

[friendlessghoul]

Buster Keaton teaches actress Joan Davis how to throw a pie at Milton Berle's party at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Screen Snapshots host Ken Murray takes a pie to the face at the end.

#buster keaton #1930s #1910s #1920s #1920s hollywood #silent film #silent comedy #silent cinema #silent era #silent movies #pre code #pre code hollywood #pre code film #pre code era #pre code movies #damfino #damfinos #vintage hollywood #black and white #buster edit #old hollywood #slapstick #joan davis #milton berle #ken murray #beverly hills hotel

[oldshowbiz]

just wait until republicans learn about milton berle...

#milton berle #phyllis diller #drag

[gatabella]

Marilyn Monroe at the Friars Club dinner, New York, March 11th 1955

#marilyn monroe #dean martin #milton berle