#billzo quotes

[mcyt-correct]

Ranboo:*incoherent yelling*

Billzo: Ranboo sounds more angry than us

Ranboo: AAAAAA-

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[correctdsmpquotes]

ranboo: i can’t believe we failed on an amateur hunt, that’s so completely embarassing.

sneeg: but we got it right!

ranboo: i mean yeah, but we died! alright, i wouldn’t consider that a success, like dude- if i was taking a math test and like my teacher died during it but i got the right answer, i would still not really consider that day to be a success.

billzo: what a weird fucking comparison, if i was sitting a maths test and my teacher fucking died.

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[trashland-llamas]

Some gym-bro dsmp resident; Shut the fuck up and get off your fucking ass and go to the fucking gym or I will come for you

Aimsey; Sir, I use a bedazzled cane. What the fuck do you think I’m gonna do at the gym? Hobble on the motherfucking treadmill?

. . .

Billzo; guys, guys, help. guys, I woke up with blue hair, pronouns, and an Old Town Road tshirt. I live in Texas.

. . .

Aimsey; These look comfy as fuck

Tommy; What big is it?

Aimsey; What?

Tommy; Uh, what’s the size? How big ass does it need to be?

. . .

Aimsey to Ranboo; You can’t be a trophy husband or a male wife if you can’t cook. Pick up the pan, peg boy.

. . .

Guqqie; I pull women

Tubbo; I pull men

Aimsey; I pull my ass out of bed every goddamn day to be disrespected, I think the fuck not

. . .

Billzo; 2 best friends on a cliff

Ranboo; they might jump

Freddie; No they won’t

Billzo; What?

Freddie; I said they won’t

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[sonatadash]

Tommy & Tubbo: *Playing video games*

Aimsey: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

Tommy: *silence*

Tubbo: *silence*

Aimsey, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

Tommy & Tubbo in shame: Yeah...

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[curiosity-6277]

Bonesduo

Ranboo: Can I have some water? Billzo: *starts chugging their water bottle* Billzo: *chokes from drinking too fast* Billzo: *spills water all over themself* Billzo, coughing: I don't have any water.

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[thinkingnot]

Tommy: Bill you gotta grow up

Ranboo: look to your left, how many lightsabers do you have

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[billzo-updates]

Billzo tweeted on his alt!

[Image ID:

Screenshot that shows Billzo's most recent tweet from his alt account. The tweet header shows the it is a reply to a tweet from Wilbur Soot's account. Bill's tweet reads "your lack of accountability and ignorance doesn't shock me, I've had to watch you try to intimidate and multiplate my friends, you showed them a similar if not worse level of respect when held accountable before. you make me wanna throw up, get a grip".

Under the tweet the stats read "11:11 AM. 27 Februrary 24. 1.3 million views. 4,205 retweets. 1,235 quotes. 38.1k likes. 1,497 bookmarks."

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[bonschai]

so the whole story is just kinda too much to get into, but basically tubbo got himself a bf, they had a falling out, ranboo kinda "stole" most of tubbos friends (quotes because you can't really steal friends, but people like aimsey and billzo barely hang out with tubbo anymore and only with ranboo and there was some shading going on) and now they cant stand each other

oh???? i knew literally none of that jesus christ that sounds messy lmao

#thank u this is all new to me #everyone seems to have turned against r.anboo very suddenly #anon #answered

[cordablue]

Day 15: Your favorite LGBT quote?

This is a weird one. Luckily I have a quote book full of horrible things people have said. Anyways, here are some fun ones.

“Gandalf isn’t interested in sex; He’s 7000 years old!”- Ian McKellan 2015

“Slay, Queen, Slay.”- Teacher who we think is gay/queer 3/17/23

“Buddy, I love ya, but you’re a little too gay.”~ Billzo 7/8/22

“Oh; Would you look at those…giant balls.”~ Ranboo 7/6/22

[pixiecaps]

tubbo: he came on to the stream and ya know.. did his typical Billzo Misogyny

billzo: BRO???? i’m?? the brand risk???

tubbo: typical billzo misogyny sillychamp

billzo: im just a sillychamp in a pogchamp world.

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[foolishgamers]

“why can’t i come to the gay bar? is it because i’m bisexual? :(“

it’s because you’re a minor, king

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[mcyt-correct]

Billzo: What did you want me to do??

Ranboo: OH MY GOD you've got to be kidding me

Billzo: What did you want me to do?!

Ranboo: You've got to be kidding me 'What did you want me to do' That's what your pancreas said I swear to god Bill

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[dianaistrying]

Billzo: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

arg!Tommy: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Billzo: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes.

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[sonatadash]

Aimsey: I’m telling you, my friends are competent.

Tubbo, rushing in: Aimsey! Ranboo tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

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[curiosity-6277]

Cricket Crew 2 (i think)

Tommy: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Tubbo: >:O language Billzo: Yeah watch your fucking language Aimsey: Okay, who taught Billzo the fuck word?! Freddie: 'The fuck word'. Ranboo: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Billzo: Oh my god they censored it Freddie: Say fuck, Ranboo. Billzo: Do it, Ranboo. Say fuck.

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[thinkingnot]

sometimes i think about funny bits and laugh out loud

like im just washing my hand and thinking about that time mans slammed his head to the floor, got up, and starts narrating the last hour in third person like that was so funny, and then the panic birth quotes and that time he just said zoo-wee-mama and its so random what the heck and when wilbur was selling mule bits with his custom service smile while tubbo’s wailing and crying and when ranboo was like ‘what’s your boundaries’ preparing to roast billzo playing risk and that time tubbo’s made a social credit something something on townscaper and wilbur was screaming at him only to later reveal that he wanted to be president all along and was scaring tubbo and chat so he could acquire it easier and then he got assassinated and that time tubbo found out ranboo cant hear him in discord but chat can and he started singing about grandmas and taking song requests from donos and when tubbo was so peeved by that blond meangirls character in life is strange “CaShMeEr” and he was cheering when he dumped paint on her and when tubbo and tommy decided to leak stream keys because theyre insane and when techno was riding on a pig and tommy called him BigPig™️ and lit a line of tnt to get rid of ‘competing pigs’ for techno but then accidentally destroyed techno’s pig too and later techno got another pig but it’s also murdered by lighting he’s apparently banned from driving and that time wilbur milked techno of rabbit foots and that excel file titled ‘normal behavior’ detailing hand counted rows of potatoes to measure and predict the amount of potatoes produced in months and phil screaming at wilbur not to eat sand as he goes on a rant of how its nutritious and the gritty feeling between the teeth is good and when quackity, drunk wilbur and still awake at 4am techno was telling tubbo he’s a god and is in complete control of his destiny and and quackity started doing jumping jacks and practicing his punches? and wilbur have ascended and quackity got over his fear of techno and techno’s like you’re getting ahead of yourself flying too close to the sun and quackity started punching the microphone to demonstrate and techno’s just chilling

#im just gonna explode theres so many cool bits #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #ranboo #tubbo #technoblade #quackity