#bobby got that ass

[onyxwash3re]

I FINALLY DID IT

#roardogs #bobby bronson #nigel #he wants to order #bobby got that ass #lmao #sorry if it looks weird

[royalarchivist]

Phil: Doin' a lot of traveling around the New Years. Oh boy, oof. Oh golly, oh gee. But it should be worth it! It should be really good. I'm looking forward to it, Kristin's looking forward to it.

Random Chatter: What about Tallulah and Chayanne?

Phil: I told them already what's going on. I already told them. They already know when I'm getting back and all that stuff, so.

Random Chatter: The cookies though?

Phil: [Shrugs] So? I'm... physically not here? [Laughs] There's more things - there's more important things in life than feeding a virtual egg cookies, I'm sorry to say, dude. [Laughs]

Random Chatter: Get Tubbo to feed eggs cookies.

Phil: [Laughs and mimics the chatter in an annoying voice] "Get this person!" "Get that person!" ALSO IGNORING THOSE PEOPLE ALSO HAVE LIVES! Jesus Christ. That says a lot about what you think of your streamer. Oh my god, dude. Let them have a fcking week off man! Let the Eggs have a week off, you kidding me? They're people, too, they're admins!

Random Chatter: The eggs need to live.

Phil: They do! By having a week off! [Laughs] Leave them alone! Holy fck! Good lord... If I- if- Dude. If anyone in my chat is genuinely like gonna come into stream, and like - be pissed off that different members of QSMP are just not logging in, I'm banning you on the spot, 'cuz that is so fcking toxically online of you. That is SO chronically online of you. You need to take a break, and I'm giving you that break. I'm forcing you to take a break from your PC. Fckin' get up from the - look away from the screen.

#Philza #Phil #QSMP #For real though it's WILD that some people genuinely have that mentality #People forget that the ccs need breaks and so do the Eggs! #many of whom are in college #and hell even if they weren't #they still need a break! #Plus it's the holidays #Context for this conversation in case it wasn't clear: Phil was talking about leaving for the holidays and said others will be too #and some random chatters got annoying spamming about the Eggs and saying they'll die #I didn't catch this live but I'm watching the VOD #Idk. QSMP is almost a year old and people still get worried about the same stupid stuff #''The eggs are gonna die! No one will take care of this specific Egg unless I spam their name in chat 100000 times!'' #''Nobody cares about my fave and clearly I know better than actual members of the server'' #Like. c'mon man be serious #Everyone loves the Eggs #I feel like a lot of fans really do need to unplug and remember that it's not that serious #and this is coming from someone who bawled their eyes out at Bobby's death #real ass people's lives matter more. Let them take a break #Q's said so many times that they Eggs matter and he wouldn't just kill them all off for the hell of it #anyhoo #December 25 2023 #Q #Subtitles #Edited

[lordbucketofthecaribbean]

Every👏 fukin👏time👏

I don’t remember the 90s show being this heart breaking someone help-

#xmen 97 #xmen #see i told u guys magneto was fine #like no way the mf was dead #but GAMBIT #😭😭😭 #we finally got a cyclops and cable reunion though #Roberto pulled a Bobby in X2 #good for her tbh #anyway im slowly getting used to these emotional damages #no i lied #im definitely not #man it would be such an uno reverse card if magneto became a sentinel human thing #charles will DEFINITELY save Erik’s ass btw #hehe #cherik #also rogue was a true badass #and kurt is amazing as always #gambit #magneto #charles xavier #rogue #nightcrawler

[sunshinediaz]

snippet sunday

hi friends, i'm gonna share something i've shared before because i LIKE it a lot + buck being a demanding bossy bottom is sooo good (but pls dw eddie gets his turn at being a sloppy silly bottom too and he's SO hot for it)

anyway this is nsfw

“Buck, baby. I want to ask you something.”  Buck nods wildly, knocking his nose against Eddie’s in his fervor. “Fuck and talk at the same time.” He reaches down and grabs hold of Eddie’s ass with both hands, squeezing and pinching as he lifts his hips up to fuck himself on Eddie’s cock. “C’mon, Eds. Be a—a good boy for me. Fuck me—fuck me please.”  Bubbles of static electricity swarm Eddie, springing from each point of contact between them and ricocheting to every untouched inch of his body. He drops down heavily, blanketing Buck’s body with his own, and fucks hard and sloppy and eager. Buck muffles a hiccuped moan against the scruff of Eddie’s cheek, breathy and pitched high. Eddie grins, mollified.   “Like that, baby?”  “Yeah,” Buck grunts, panting against Eddie’s cheek. He wraps his legs around Eddie’s waist, kicking him closer and deeper with his heels, and meets Eddie’s thrusts with little ones of his own. “Yeah, fuck, like that. Just like that.”  Eddie finds Buck’s lips, eating the mewls that fall from Buck’s mouth. It’s little sobs of too-good, too-sharp pleasure; a staccato of breaths that get stuck in his chest on each withdraw and shoved out on every thrust forward. Eddie’s so deep inside Buck—he can feel himself, right up in Buck’s guts, beneath the muscle and fat of Buck’s tummy where his prick’s at, twitching from friction and sensation.  “Buck,” he says, smearing Buck’s name all along Buck’s cheek and throat and chin. They’re so wet, so sweaty, that Buck can’t get a good grip on his back to scratch his nails in without slipping. “Buck, baby. Marry me. Please marry me.”  Beneath him, Buck’s body jolts. “Goddamn, Eddie,” Buck swears, but it kind of feels like a benediction, a prayer sweeter than any he’s every heard. Buck cradles his cheeks in both hands and sucks on his tongue, loud and free in his pleasure. He laughs like sunshine. “No.” 

i was tagged by @hippolotamus, @try-set-me-on-fire, @callaplums, @thewolvesof1998, @eddiebabygirldiaz, @exhuastedpigeon, @honestlydarkprincess, @jesuisici33, @wikiangela, and @daffi-990 mwaH MWAH

and i'm tagging @watchyourbuck, @eddiediaztho, @fortheloveofbuddie, @callmenewbie, and whoever else wants to share consider yourself tagged 🫶🏼

#i will BE BACK IN A FEW TO GUSH OVER EVERYBODY'S SNIPPETS OKAY I JUST HAVE TO SHOWER FIRST AND GET MYSELF TOGETHER #okay thank u #and now onto the good stuff #this is the 5+1(+1) fic where eddie asks buck to marry him and buck says no until eddie asks bobby #and can i just say the way he asks bobby... makes me want to eat glass but anyway #this lil fic is kind of on the back burner until i finish hoa eddie WHICH IS COMING ALONG NICELY? i think chap 3 will be finished by the en #of this upcoming week thank god #i'm so sick of eddie being a dumb bitch #he keeps calling people dickheads like he's not the king of dickheads #convinced the reason i keep having acid reflux is because of his stupid ass #what do you MEAN you've got 44r234234 things to tell buck and you don't let him know? #what the fuck is even going on anymore? #ANYWAY the 5+1(+1) is really sweet and ooey gooey 1000/10 i think all of u are gonna like it a lil #tag games

[thatnamewill-probably-change]

So I was rewatching Eddie Begins and (this isn’t going to be the most eloquent so hold on) when Eddie is drowning and all the memories are flashing before his eyes, they use the song ‘Carry You’ by Ruelle. This song is the same song they use in MayDay in season 5 when the team goes to save Bobby and May.

What makes this so cool to me is that when it comes to both scenes, both men have dealt with a reality where they thought they wouldn’t be able to have a proper family; Bobby because of losing Marcy, Bobby Jr, and Brook (and not wanting to overstep w/Athena and the kids) and Eddie because of Shannon and his parents and his own struggles of feeling inadequate and not wanting Christopher to suffer, so putting up a wall of some sorts.

So in Eddie Begins, the song swells when he has decided to keep going. He keeps going despite being at deaths door because he doesn’t just have Christopher (although thats the main part of it) , he has an entire family that he and Chris are a part of and he accepts that. That he has a family that loves him

Bobby sees May as a daughter but doesn’t necessarily expect her to see him the same way as a dad. Also, while he has gotten 100x better ever since his infamous, “We’re not a family” in season 1, he still has that doubt when it comes to his team; 2021-22 had been hard on his team, the family aspect of it especially crumbling and he has been having to hold it together. But then he’s in danger, and as the song swells, his family which had been broken reaffirms that they are family that he is a crucial member of it, and they pull him and May out (and we get the scene of May affirming that this is her dad).

And at the same time we also get Eddie, who tore himself from his family because he thought it was the right thing to do (because of overwhelming trauma about to pop off like mentos in soda) coming back to his family and realizing that is where he is meant to be.

Anyway, Bobby and Eddie being mirrors of each other makes my chest fill with emotions and they both get families and happiness and I thank god for the 9-1-1 writers we have.

#eddie diaz #bobby nash #911hiatus2023 #god bless the 911 writers #i love them so much #parallel lines #they just want a family and they had to find it but their family is goinv to be there 100% #like that lilo and stitch quote #this is my family i found it on my own. It’s little and broken but its still good. Yeah still good #anyways someone probably could say this a lot more eloquently than i could but I just needed to get it out #thank god the amptp tenatively got their heads out of their asses #now pay your freaking actors next please #911

[sillytime]

Surprise! A small doll jumps him from behind. Covering his eyes with their itty bitty hands (or as much as they can anyway).

❝ Guess who?~ ❞

   🍖 - They are so, sooo lucky he heard the unmistakable patter of their footsteps just before they jumped him, lest they had been flung from his shoulder, or mistakenly torn asunder with his good knife.

❝ Mmmm... ❞ He hummed gruff, as though really taking the time to think about it, distracting though the worn cotton of the doll's hands were.

After a beat of pause that was still too long a wait for his response, he would finally give in with a ceremonious- ❝ Ahh... ❞

❝ De~exter. ❞

❝ ...Am I ri~ight? ❞ Like he has to ask. //-

#erotoph #IC. #INBOX. #VELSEB. #RATMEAT. ♥ #I ANSWER AFTER A MONTH LIKE USUAL ;; #consumed too much bobby sauce this week take your stupid ass boyfriend you silly doll ;; #whether or not he has the mask on actually is up to you but this is all i got for icon material right now ;;

[lesbiradshaw]

ok great now that more network shows have lesbian couples where are the lesbian sex scenes

#@911 NOW. #like i love the kisses and casual domestic intimacy but COME AWNNNN IM TIRED OF THEM GETTING INTERRUPTED #got one half assed makeout session in the henren begins ep #ive had to sit through six seasons of firehose buck eddie rolling around in bed with his ex wife bobby and athena roleplaying #EVEN ALBERT GOT MORE ACTION…. #if abc doesnt give me something i can watch on repeat late at night giggling and kicking my feet.. #carolcore

[clonememesfrikyeah]

In literally any au where Rex has an apartment he would have so many cats. He would have foster kittens and last chance elderly cats, hairless cats and fluffy cats and short cats and giant cats, special needs cats and cats he found on the streets, strays he feeds off the porch and the neighbors cats that just kinda show up at his house and just hang out for a while.

#hes got a chaotic orange kitten with white stripes he named Tano #but he calls them obi’s beard as a nickname 😂 #hes got this ancient looking grey cat with bent whiskers called Garbanzo #hes got a short munchkin cat he found in an ally he calls Bobby #hes got a room filled with like 30 foster kittens hes finding homes for #hes got this hairless cat he got off craigs list fit $15 he named Turkey and he puts sweaters on them #hes got this fluffy grey cat with diabetes who will steal food off his plate he calls Hoover #hes got a colony of tuxedo grey and black cats that hang out around his apartment he feeds #hes got a big ass tabby maincoon named Boris #hes got a deft tuxedo cat he found through a friend he calls missile launcher but missy for short #hes got a cream cat with a rare eye condition he calls Zappy #hes got a grey cat with one eye he named Wolffe #hes got this cat thats so orange hes nearly red he calls Fox #hes got a fat yellow cat named bly #hes got a cat with a rare genetic mutation that makes their fur kind of a green color he named Hera #hes got a stinky very rude fluffy dark colored calico thats blind he named Kanan #hes got a light calico named springer #hes got a cat that doesn’t really meow right and more croaks he calls frog #hes got a cat with big ears and big nose that honks he named Yonder #hes got this pregnant grey cat he found out back by the dumpster he calls Ms.Daisy #side note Kanan the cat does NOT travel well #he cries until he throws up #captain rex #my post #Star Wars #tcw #the clone wars #the prequels #and then theirs the next door neighbors cat that somehow keeps getting in his house that he calls Edna because he doesn’t know their name

[chameli]

Downloaded & torrented a bunch of Bobby's movies in HD and I'm so happieeeeeeee

#finally got humraaz in hd instead of the shitty ass yt quality #and a bunch of others #bobby deol

[animasend]

will smith poses i saw a dress i thought ur local alien god would wear but. differently so here have this quck and messily thrown together sketch of what she looks like at jalter's ball

#ooc tbt. #jiwoo does a thing called art. #canonly she has such fluffy hair but u know what she. straightened it just a bit for this #spent like 5 hours doiung her hair alone u bet ur ass there is like fifty bobby pins keeping those braids down #i got so lazy doing the gradient in her hair could u tell

[jonesingforcrafts]

This seems empty

Someone help me think of a quote or something to put in the middle? I'll send you a king of the hill sticker set if i use it ❤️

#it's from the episode where Connie let's her parents think she's off to nerd camp in fort worth #and convinced Hank that he gave them permission to take her to Brandon for a fiddle competition #and gets mad because Hank and khan both want great things from her #and she just wants to BE #she wants to enjoy the music she loves with the boy she loves #and they start busking as a way to make it on their own because grown ups keep projecting their futures on her while ignoring Bobby #and the adults finally get their heads out of their asses #idk i just loved that all Connie wanted was to play in a sundress and barefoot in Branson and she got to do it with her friend #and that Bobby is just ready to support her no matter what #king of the hill #Bobby Hill #connie souphanousinphone #fiddle #procreate digital art #procreate #jfc #hank hill

[mknbrd]

bobbi, watching grant ward get picked over her, and then getting asked to go undercover at hydra to help clean up his mess like a year later:

#listen. i understand it's what the plot needed. #but in hindsight it quite literally does look like SOMEONE has it out for her in giving her the shit jobs that no one else wants #bobbi vc: i am TOUCH STARVED and TRAUMATIZED and all i got out of it was this sick ass jacket that never appears in canon again #she deserves like a three week all inclusive vacation and #like at LEAST twelve orgasms for what she's been through

[andie-cake]

so i started a new file on pokémon white today, and so far my team consists of a tepig named scruff and a pansage named broccoli. i know for certain that i'm planning on catching a drilbur and a sigilyph, and reviving a tirtouga from the shell fossil once i get my grubby little hands on it. but i have no idea what team member number 6 is gonna be. i don't like having type overlap on my teams (meaning that fire, grass, ground, psychic, flying, water, rock, and eventually fighting and steel once scruff and my future drilbur evolve, are all out), so i'm deeply considering all of my options. i'm mostly split between either axew or joltik, but uh,,, if anyone has any other options worth considering, that would be lovely,,,

#if my method for building teams sounds like a huge pain in the ass BELIEVE ME it is #it's even worse when it comes to new games #bc i only wanna use the newly introduced mons #like yeah these days i have no qualms abt using a leafeon named bobby in sun #but when i first got the game i never would've even CONSIDERED it

[professorsta]

Bros is one of my favorite films now and if anyone else goes into the tag specifically to shit on it I'm going to strip my pants down and shit on your chest

#go cry somewhere else fuck off #as a trans guy (trans men weren't in the movie) #I get it still felt pretty low on how many queer perspectives were shown #but bruh ?? even with two gay white conventionally attractive men #the movie still got released during the time when romcoms flop and it didn't do ground breaking numbers in the box office #because it was #'too queer' and 'not for straight people' #bros #bros the movie #bros 2022 #Bobby leiber #billy eichner #you don't have to like it or even tolerate it #but to shit on a movie and then clog up the tags with all your half assed criticisms? #is smackable

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Dayyyyyyy... what the fuck am I up to? *checks* 168! And I got a face and a half done!

I'm incredulous that Incredulous worked so well right off the bat :P And Confident is coming along well, although I'm not confident I'll still be satisfied when I go to tie down the sketch. :P

I'm also looking into other expression challenges so I can replace Silly, Drunk, and Sarcastic with something else. Sarcastic isn't even an emotion or an expression—do you have any idea how many different emotions and expressions "sarcasm" encompasses? It could be snide sarcasm! Witty sarcasm! Humorous sarcasm! Dry sarcasm! Rude sarcasm! It's too vague, I tells ya!!!

#the great artscapade of 2022 #bobbi's being weird again #art #my art #kingdom hearts oc #kingdom hearts fanart #expression sheet #oc: mizu #I got my hair up in a super high tail again and it's just as floppy as it was yesterday #it's such a pain in the ass to get it that way though #it's easier when my hair is dirty because I have super oily hair and the oil helps it stay where I want it #but my hair was clean today so it was just like ''no Mother I cannot stay inside the hairtie and do chores! I must frollic and be free!'' #it gets all silky when it's clean which is a super nice feel but good golly miss Molly does it make holding onto the stuff a pain in the ass

[daydreamdoodles]

Fnaf 🤝 Smiling Critters

An ensemble cast of colorful anthromorphic animals that exist in an inherent tragedy

And that I am Obsessed with

#day musings #the chokehold smiling critters got on me rn #I was already in love with their lil freak ass plush designs #But the CHARACTERS #The FANART #Ohhh my stars I love them #I want to draw them all #Bobby and Crafty are in love I have decided #Its really made me realize #How little I capitalize on Vix being a cat #girl will be purring immediately #also the fact I dont have a dog character?? #Crazy. Those lil guys ars great