#both literally and figuratively

[confoodles]

I am a 'the reason Max didn't show up to kill anyone for the first two weeks after his death was because he was busy bedazzling his jacket' truther

#I'd do the same #imagine u died cause of some nerdy prudes #it turns out ur a ghost and u can haunt them #and get revenge #whats the first thing u do #clearly a glow up #he slayed #both literally and figuratively #max jagerman #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes spoilers #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #jokes aside #the costumes in this show were so good

[love4hobi]

💔

#bts #hoseok #jhope #hobi #btsgif #btsedit #dailybts #userines #usersky #annietrack #* #hope on the street #and on a more positive note... 🤲babyboy #he is so incredibly heart-shaped #both literally and figuratively #he smiles with his whole body!!!!!!!!!!

[spacedace]

Okay look, do I want to be involved in or cause messy drama?

Absolutely not.

Do I want other people to find themselves involved in or be the cause of messy drama?

Absolutely not.

Do I want to know every last detail about the messy drama that is happening?

Absolutely.

#i am at heart a messy nosy bitch #i want all the tea #both literally and figuratively #anyway sorry for blasting yall with messy try guys drama #i will not be stopping anytime soon most likely #try guys #the try guys #ned fulmer

[the-meghan-m]

Re: my last post, let it be known that Scully saved countless lives by being thirsty

#both literally and figuratively #😏 #the x files #x files #mulder #msr #scully #fox mulder #dana scully #mulder and scully #txf #ftf #fight the future

[otiksimr]

You should draw Turtle!!

He is very scrunkly

#wof #wings of fire #wof fanart #my art #my design #wof seawing #seawing #wof turtle #turtle #prince turtle #he is very sensitive #both literally and figuratively

[the-dubstep-strawberry]

Current Mood

"Good morning, coworkers..."

"I've been informed that there are some bitches here in our workplace..."

"... and that they've been talking shit."

#current mood #for this week anyway holy shit #Lady Dimitrescu #Alcina Dimitrescu #I would definitely look up to her as my boss #both literally and figuratively #alas she is not in charge of HR #damn shame #it would solve so many problems

[pekgna]

Tried to draw Hoid the way I see him in my head. But like in Roshar, but he has white hair. Also I didn't really manage to put my thoughts onto paper. He also gets black eyebrows

ultimately, fuck this man!

#both literally and figuratively #Hoid #Cosmere #stormlight archive #sketch

[icantthinkofagoidusername]

Wangxian modern crime au where:

Lan Wangji, or Hanguang-jun, is a famous crime boss, and Yilling Laozu is said to be his 'worst enemy'.

But Wei Ying, Wei Wuxian, is an artist, boba shop owner, and the love of Lan Wangjis life. (That man has killed MANY people for this boy.)

Wei Wuxian does not know that Lan Zhan and Hanguang Jun are the same person. or, at least, he's not supposed to.

Wei Ying has one of the most powerful crime bosses, other than himself, wrapped around his finger, and he knows it. He swings his hips and bites his lips like he does not know what it does to people—to Lan Zhan, Hanguang-jun—like hes all innocent and couldn't possibly have killed most, if not all, of the Qishan Wen group single-handedly with his own kin.

#wangxian #wei ying #lan zhan #crime bosses au #i dont understand that au fully so it may be incorrect #this might ACTUALLY be smth ill turn into a fic! #SHOULD I MAKE IT OMEGAVERSE??? #I THINK I SHOULD MAKE IT OMEGAVERSE #I LOVE READING OMEGAS GOING WILD #ONE OF MY FAV ABO TROUPES #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #lan wangji #wei wuxian #WEI YING IN HEELS #mdzs crime boss au #IM ALSO GONNA PUT WEI YING IN A D R E S S #BC MY BABY DESERVES TO SLAY IN CLOTHES IN MY STEAD #both literally and figuratively

[ven10]

Isadora Quagmire sketch 🖋️

#she’s feelin’ blue #both literally and figuratively #asoue #asoue art #a series of unfortunate events #quagmire triplets #isadora quagmire fanart #isadora quagmire #she’s holding a fountain pen btw I’m not sure how decipherable the sketch is— #asoue fanart #asoue books #book Isadora Quagmire #soue #soue art #series of unfortunate events #a series of unfortunate events fanart #a series of unfortunate events art #quagmire triplet #quagmire triplet fanart #Isadora quagmire art #ven’s art

[puppygirl-milf-cock]

hmm. hot

#hsr #honkai star rail #1.6 spoilers #both literally and figuratively

[haveihitanerve]

"anyone can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a single mother"

#ripred the gnawer #ripred my beloved #gregor the overlander #bro was carrying the entire quester crew #the whole time #both literally and figuratively #the underland chronicles #tuc

[darling-winnie]

You said you wanted to burn the world down so let's burn it together.

#this. #i love this #this fanfic trope is everything #this works so well #both literally and figuratively #house of the dragon #rhaenyra targaryen #daemon targaryen #rhaenyra x daemon #daenyra #lucerys velaryon #aemond targaryen #aemond x lucerys #lucemond

[phioneplatinum]

after 190 days,,,, I can finally say that I've beaten harmoknight

(Course, I still need to do the insane task of 100% the game,,,,)

#harmoknight #phione's gaming rambles #for the record this is the Final Trial #and its hell #both literally and figuratively #mostly literally #anyways now i gotta go through this on fast mode eventually #oh god. oh fuck.

[bugcaptain]

If anyone who isn’t me draws swerve & swindle kissing ur obligated to dedicate every ounce of power at your disposal to make sure I see it

#I will do anything #for the toys I smash together like Barbie’s #both literally and figuratively

[ttte-tugscrowskullausmainblog]

Collab progress-

I love it so mucH-

I have a very mature sense of humor, I swear-

(collab with @expresscomingthrough-rebooted , @elovesrandomfandom , @tttemeetsthestarskys , and @cindercat01 . Stel will be next. I can't express how much I love this.)

#wip #so far the only thought is 'how man have so much tiddy' #they just.. can't fathom #cannot grasp the tiddy #both literally and figuratively #because if you try to literally grasp it gordon can and will break your arm and then your face #anyways thanks so much you guys #it wouldn't be the same without you 💕