#both options are very very funny

[spookberry]

I put them next to each other casually without much thought, but I've had to redraw them in this set up so many different times in the development of this project that I kinda ship them now??? like why are they always lookin at each other like that

#my art #vampire debutante #they dont even have names #but its funny in the very vague concept of these twos characters yellow is like the hunk that all their peers are kind of obsessed with #tiara and niamh even fight over him sometimes(for status reasons not cuz theyre into him) #but i was imagining red as like a bit dorky but sweet #girls arent into him really but they dont turn him down when he asks to dance or tries to make polite conversation #in an earlier draft i was gonna have a bit where Niamh and Tiara are both vying for red's attention and Niamh wins so they dance #Tiara's only other option then is red who isnt as hunky as yellow (L for her) as she needs a dancing partner to show up niamh with #but i didnt wanna animate the stupid little dance battle so i didnt do that #now the boys are just hanging #but the fact that i keep drawing yellow making eyes at red is so funny like thats just supposed to be his default expression but #do you think hes really into red and half of his showboating is just to try and get this dweebs attention but literally nothing works #meanwhile red's just sorta accepted his role as the dweeb that no one's into #oh my god

[batbabydamian]

i've seen you reference a couple times that you're not into the idea of Damian being batman when he grows up which i completely agree with on a narrative level as well. this begs the question though...what do you think would fit Damian best when he grows up? (and why is it Nightwing COUGH COUGH)

ideally, i would love for him to create a new identity and forge his own future without any ties to a legacy 😭

i’m a sucker for the whole Grayson legacy aspect they tease with Damian so i would be happy with him as Nightwing, but i’m content with just seeing fan interpretations of it 🥺 i think Nightwing is so tied to Dick Grayson it’s hard for me to imagine it as a mantle that needs to be passed down unless Dick’s choosing to do so

anon i do see the vision though 😭

Nightwing (2016) #19/20

not that heirs should automatically get the mantle but if Dick did have the option. like. Dr. Hurt outright calling Damian as Dick’s heir, on top of Dick’s own subconscious in the form of a Nightwing Damian

Nightwing (2016) Annual #2

AND THEN THIS PAGE AS THEY ZOOM ON DAMIAN WITH THE TEXT SLAPPED OVER HIS FACE “…WE BOTH KNOW YOU’RE THE LAST OF THE GRAYSONS”

#sorry for the tangent but when Damian legacies are mentioned btwn Wayne and Al Ghul its funny that there could be the secret third option #we both know you’re the last of the Graysons as it pans over Damian echoes in my damn brain from time to time #im firmly in Dick realistically being Damian’s big brother but. Damian’s really the closest thing Dick’s had to an heir huh….. #but yes Damian’s very own hero identity when he’s older would make me cry i would be so proud 😭 #i don’t care if his suit turns out lame or his hero title’s cringe i would support the hell out of it 😭 #ask

[silent-partner-412]

playing ridgeside village in stardew valley and realizing it’s a goddamn good thing i downloaded the free love mod because there are too many boys in this game now that i like and want to marry. i’m going to have a harem of like a half dozen or more husbands by the time i’m done with this playthrough and its going to be absolutely glorious.

#stardew valley #ridgeside village #of course i’ll have the usual suspects from base game #sebastian and sam and alex my beloveds #plus lance from sdv expanded #and now it’s clear that i will have to marry shiro and jerik from rsv because they’re both so adorable #its funny cuz i’m definitely very monogamous irl but i decided this was a thing that needed to happen cuz there are too many options

[j-esbian]

no but like. why can’t i talk to wyll about anything. i can’t even ask him how and why he met mizora lmfao hello???? can i get a basic explanation of his backstory?????? you can ask astarion how he became a vampire and karlach how she ended up in the blood war and gale how he started pondering the orb

even if he just deflects like he did when i asked about his eye, bc im sure it won’t Actually be revealed until i try to get him out of the pact but it should still be an option???

#i’m trying to romance him and i literally have no way of doing so because i can’t actually talk to him anymore #exhausted my options very quickly #also speaking of romance. i kind of hate how it’s opt-out and also very difficult TO opt out #halsin said ‘thanks for saving me’ and i said ‘youre welcome’ and then he started flirting and both reply options felt like flirt lines #same problems with shadowheart and karlach earlier. approval means flirting ig #the inverse is kinda funny tho. astarion at the tiefling party going ‘i need to get laid but NOT by you EWWW ok bye’ #but like. i don’t want to flirt and i don’t want to be rude. nice dichotomy idiot etc #baldur's gate #mine

[starlit-mansion]

my gender is overall mystery flavor (maverique if you're nasty) but also i feel generally. guy aligned but also i don't do anything that really indicates masculinity in any way. but also i am pretty out as nonbinary. but also no one for the rest of my life will stop calling me a woman and i don't really care enough to do anything about it

#i just think it's kinda funny that i identify very deeply with transmascs but in a way that stops just short of being one #nothing is stopping me other than it's just not. quiiiiite accurate #again. this is why. the real answer is maverique but also i still have to exist in a world of gender #so every option between man/woman/neither/both/other is true... for a given value of true

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok-Chakotay dynamic should have gone from two people who are always poking at one another to two people who are always joking with one another - in both cases this is an unspoken thing. They’re playing a game of chicken that gets steadily less hostile. From “I’m not trying to be difficult here.” (lie) to “I’m not trying to be funny here.” (lie)

#let Tuvok have relationships outside of being a mentor to others #let him be so annoying and accidentally have fun #also I believe in this platonically like the show could have really done this canonically if they cared to #but also lets step into my smooth and brilliant mind for a second and consider them kissing about this #A trait of Tuvok's that I like is that he likes teasing people and giving them a hard time...being difficult for the sake of it #(when it doesn't matter of course) and I think if Chakotay discovered that he'd love it bc he is also shown to like that sort of thing #Tuvok and Chakotay having a conversation that they're pretending is serious but is 90% joking around ... yeah -nodnodnod- #The two of them just trying to be barely civil to one another ... Chakotay especially bc that's the woman he likes' bff ... but then #becoming actual friends (or more - both options please me equally) with one another outside of Janeway.... yeah!! -nodnodnod- #[VERY OFF TOPIC] Wouldn't it be funny if Chakotay finally kissed Tuvok and when he opened his eyes slightly to see what Tuvok looked like #Tuvok was just staring at him with his eyes fully open and Chakotay first was startled but then just couldn't stop laughing.... #w HY are your eyes open.....(Why did you close yours?) #Tuvok and T'Pel stare at one another while kissing he doesn't know why humans close their eyes when doing their spitty gross version #<- that isn't part of this post I just didn't want to make a whole other post about it (embarrassed) #st voyager #Tuvok #Chakotay

[celestialrealms]

nothing’s funnier than fans of the brothers whining about them not getting outfits too lmao. world’s tiniest violin <3

#i for one think we should delete some of their outfits & i think it would be very funny #there is literally no excuse for the brothers having THAT many more outfits and cards when they were the only options for only a year #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me nightbringer #anyway barbatos is cute no one deserves a goth outfit more than him and diavolo <3 #but yeah fr lucifer m*mmon and levi all have more event URs/UR+s than barbatos does TOTAL cards.... and that is including hard modes #and his standard ssrs & urs across both games #so yeah cry louder? boohoo

[agent-jaselin]

everyone romancing Astarion joking about being bloodless all the time meanwhile I told him to eat bandits after the first night cause you get approval and I was afraid I wouldn't get to use the bite in battle XD

(The explanation for RP is that Calem *likes* to see Astarion hunt. Generally encourages him toward being a hunter and a little wilder like himself at any given time. Also the idea of Astarion being dependent on Calem as his only food source made his skin crawl.)

#I think both are good but I do find it funny how few people choose the eat people option #calem like “I'm giving my friend enrichment” #also shh don't mention I like to watch him pounce on unsuspecting masses #bg3 x ffxiv verse #bg3 #jase liveblogs #but like retroactively #I was very confused at first btw becuase I did not know giving him permission to feed on anybody locked out him eating you #still do it though

[all-pacas]

ok but i suddenly had the idea for a bg3 fanfic where it's durge, right. except durge is pretending to be tav. pretending to be a cute lil lawful good cleric or something and just sweating bullets the whole time like oh no. can't accidentally murder. can't let on. yes i LOVE PEOPLE! WHEN THEY ARE ALIVE I MEAN! internalized screaming all the way down

#naturally this would be both very funny and played for angst #this is prompted by that one interaction with that squirrel #where after you destroy it durge has the option to have a panic attack about it

[teruthecreator]

yknow i have to assume that everyone lived at the claw base for the majority of their time. especially the super 5 like they were basically suzuki’s security detail. meaning that when claw finally got toppled, everyone had to scramble to figure out where they were going to live

cue minegishi renting a two bedroom with hatori bc they have almost no money of their own and would rather kill themself than live w a stranger. it’s like the worlds awkwardest (but funniest) roomie situation

#ignorance cloud on #mp100 #SORRY i’m minegishiposting now. #theyd rather live w serizawa but serizawa is moving into a very small apartment close to spirits & such #shimazaki is like. in guam. who knows he just fucked off forever. shibata is too big. leaving them w only one option #it’s fine they like each other enough. i think they’re closest in age??? if not canonically then in my head #but imagine ur roommate comes home and u have to be like oh how was ur job at The Government #i know plenty of people have govt jobs but like. it’s funny when ur both former terrorists

[fantastic-nonsense]

Can of Worms Time;

Say you were editor of The Nightwing and BOP books and there’s fan demand for Dick and Babs to finally tie the knot.

How would you pull it off?

Well I wouldn't do it by having Dick feel pressured to propose to a woman he's not actually actively in a relationship with anymore because he thinks he's going to die and wants to get it off his chest before he runs off, gets hit by a massive energy beam during a multiversal invasion event, and ends up in a coma, that's for sure.

No I'm not bitter about Infinite Crisis and Devin Grayson's continual misunderstanding of Dick and the Dick/Babs relationship, why do you ask?

More seriously, let's play this out with post-Crisis!Dick/Babs but sprinkle in the occasional piece of post-Flashpoint stuff (aka, we're talking Nightwing and Oracle, competent and independent adult heroes who both actively lead their own teams, have their own friend groups, have had serious previous love interests, and have their own responsibilities outside of a relationship with each other).

Realistically, the actual proposal would likely be pretty quiet. Dick and Babs are both pretty private people when it comes to their relationship and they both know what a Production™ their family and friends would cause if they knew there were plans (I'm thinking about Dinah and Tim specifically here, but everyone involved would be guilty). I think they'd wait a few days before letting everyone know.

My running gag during the wedding prep era would be that every time they're trying to plan an aspect of the wedding, they keep getting called out to go deal with superhero stuff. This would obviously usually be within the context of whatever a-plot they're dealing with in their individual books, but also just...littering references here and there about other stuff happening in the background.

Trying to book a caterer? Whoops, all-hands-on-deck alien invasion. Talking about flowers? Gotham's had another Arkham breakout. Trying to get to a dress fitting? Oh no, the Birds need help breaking into a high-security prison in Bialya. Scheduling their mandatory pre-marital counseling sessions? Oops, the Titans need help dealing with some major universe-ending threat. Nothing that actually puts a strain on Dick and Babs' relationship, but something that's just exasperating enough to be plausible for two characters who are traditionally DCU linchpin characters with a lot of responsibilities and funny enough for readers to not get tired of it.

I think it would also be fun to have a Nightwing issue focused on Dick running around Bludhaven dealing with petty crime while trying to figure out who his best man is going to be. Should it be Wally, who's been the best man at all of his previous weddings/wedding attempts? Should it be Roy, who's stuck by him again and again and (Dick thinks) should get a chance to actually be in a wedding party that's not his dad's for once? Should it be Tim, the sibling he's closest to? Should it be Donna, who he walked down the aisle at her own wedding? He has so many choices, all of which would be good choices for different reasons and none of whom would be particularly offended by him picking someone else. He picks Wally in the end, because why mess with what works, and asks the others+Garth and Damian to be groomsmen (yes, Donna's at the altar with him too).

At some point, Babs just appoints Dinah as her Maid/Matron of Honor and lets her run her entire wedding prep process for her. Babs might be a control freak, but this is one area where she's largely happy to let someone else take care of the minutia. She grabs the rest of the BOP Core Four+Cass, Steph, and Alysia as her bridesmaids, picks out her dress, and calls it a day.

As for the wedding itself, I want two things out of it: one, someone important (not Dick or Babs, so maybe Wally or one of the Bats?) nearly doesn't make it to the venue because of a massive superhero conflict, and two, the actual wedding goes off without a hitch. I'm very determined that the actual wedding will not be interrupted or otherwise ruined in any way after the disaster that was Dick/Kory's attempted wedding and the pre-wedding trials I just talked about. So they get their wedding, they go on a honeymoon somewhere, and they TURN OFF THEIR COMMS for a week. The honeymoon period is for enjoyment, not distractions; they've both had enough of those.

Publishing/IRL time-wise, the proposal would happen in a Nightwing issue, I'd let the engagement era happen over a year or so (so 12 issues for both the Nightwing and BOP books, exploring the process from both their POVs) and then have their wedding in a crossover issue. So...yeah, that's how I'd pull off a Dick/Babs engagement and wedding in the context of Dick and Babs both having their own books.

#dick grayson #barbara gordon #dc comics #my writing #asks #dickbabs #otp: acrobats #the only other in-character option is a shotgun wedding which I think would be SUPER funny but not very romantic #...also they both deserve better than that tbh

[topazcarbuncle]

They’re so real to me this conversation plays in my head constantly and I had to exorcise it from my brain

#does anyone else watch movies with their ocs or favorite characters or is there just something wrong with me #they’re just there in my brain. making commentary #ffxiv #in the loosest way imaginable #finding nemo #also in the loosest way imaginable #i chose to omit zeynha's thought process on which character revelry might compare him to #but director's commentary: marlin because of anxiety and being overbearing. ect. dory because of memory issues mostly #he dislikes both of these options very much. #peach is probably the one character revelry could possibly have salvaged this conversation with and she did so in the funniest way possible #i am aware peach is meant to be a woman but the joke is that as a kid I thought peach was a gay man #i am also aware that this entire comic is funny only to me. #anyways. #zeynha lagorio #revelry lagorio #oc art

[agentark]

I think this is my favorite scene in any wayhaven book

#I pick this option every single time even if it's out of character bc it's so funny I love UB so much #like the mayor is not a danger in any way he's just annoying #but even though UB thinks it's ridiculous theyre wrapped too tightly around the detective's fingers to say no #it's so endearing to me #like even no nonsense A and Specialist Agent Can't Be Arsed immediately flip around to cover the detective #wayhaven #twc #unit bravo #twc book 2 #i remember the very first time i picked this option i was positive that A or M (or both) wouldnt do it #and the mayor would catch the detective trying to hide #but they indulge the detective and i love them for it

[blujayonthewing]

me then: yes it's more fun for me if my OCs are bi but I'm feeling out the vibes and I'm pretty sure Idri and Aubree are just straight regardless

me now: if gnome culture is overall more queer than not by default and Idri was always at least a little bi-curious anyway then there's no fucking way she was in the goddamn circus for however many years with her high charisma and adventurous spirit and never messed around with other girls and/or other genders entirely. Aubree's still probably straight though. [side eyeing her recent and only ever in-game hookup, who is another woman] ... okay so, the Kinsey scale--

#asjhgsdjfdfh #aubree is(?) straight because she is very gender to me #but she hooked up with a lady because the opportunity was too good and fun for me to turn down as a player #I know these things are both true on the doylist level but on the watsonian level that is a choice aubree made so 🤔 #I think halfling culture still has 'homosexuality as an activity not an identity' so she's not fussed about it either way tbh #it's just funny to me #sooner or later I always fall to my own 'it's just more fun to have OPTIONS' #scallion is a lady chef but she is also in a very real sense my husband. like. my own sexuality is so irrelevant in dnd lol #as for Idri I think she has Tastes but it just doesn't make sense for her as a person that they'd be exclusive ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Aubree is straight* and Idri is probably more into guys than not but yeah nah I don't think I have any fully straight OCs anymore lol #it's more fun this way 😌 #about me #my OCs #idri #aubree

[six-improbable-things]

I fucking love having weird-ass dreams. Especially when I get to remember them when I wake up.

#this one might be one of the weirdest of all time. #it's up there next to the one I had last fall where it turned into a side-scrolling pixel graphics youtube video complete with subtitles. #this one was like I was playing bg3 combat complete with the lag. #but there was an option for my character to kiss one of the enemy characters mid-combat. so I clicked it and they started making out. #and this continued for a solid 30 seconds until one of the other enemy characters was like ''wtf are you doing? you're supposed to kill the #it was really funny. #I should also say that both of the characters kissing were purple tieflings. #The one that was my companion was clearly a rip-off of Molly from Critical Role. And the other one was a rogue who could go invisible. #I woke up as soon as the old lady started yelling at them though. Which I'm very sad about. #I wanted to find out what happened to them!! #I should note that the option was labeled as ''kiss for +1'' #and I never got to find out what the +1 meant. #morrigan.text #personal #dreams

[averagemrfox]

Saw this post and this was all I could think about

#elden ring #malenia blade of miquella #malenia goddess of rot #of course she’s the hardest fight in the game you wake her up from her nap #I’d be pissed too #it’s honestly so so funny to me in hindsight cause she’s truly just chilling #mourning the loss of miquella probably if she’s aware he’s missing #and the tarnished just comes in there to wreck her shit because??? #it’s not like you need her great rune to become elden lord #I would very much like a dlc option involving both miquella and malenia