#breast joke

[sadpurpleblood]

trick or treat more like

uhh.

dick or teat. yeah.

#halloween #silly #penis joke #breast joke #(<=rare occasion)

[calciferstims]

izzy hands big naturals stimboard

with themes of mommy milkers, huge badonkers, and carnal lust!

sources: 🥛🥛🥛 | 😳😳😳 | 🥛🥛🥛

#shgshshhs I’m SO sorry. this is funny to me and me only but I couldn’t help myself #um. april fools. #also big shout out to that one closer joke stimboard bc I basically stole that idea lmao #stimboard #joke stimboard #my boards #izzy hands #ofmd #the amount of willpower it took for me to resist putting that one gif of him breasting boobily down the hallway… #I had to be very strong #anyways. he’s hot.

[amiracleilluminated]

Come and get some Skinning the children for a war-drum Putting food on the table selling bombs and guns It's quicker and easier to eat your young

Eat Your Young by Hozier

#hozier #hozieredit #andrew hozier byrne #musicedit #blogmusicdaily #*gifs #allow me to make a joke before the sadness creeps in: #andrew breasted boobily on the stage

[lord-shitbox]

don't repost w.o asking // original here

kuras and leander prank mhin NOT clickbait !!!!! white hair and pronouns haver DESTROYED by awful prank real footage

#touchstarved game #mhin #kuras #leander #touchstarved #shitboxposting #kuras's expression in final panel is a bit OOC but i know his ass would laugh #to clarify. i only drew mhin as the one getting a reduction because their reaction to thsi joke would be of disgust -> funny new punchline #im not a fan of assuming all nonbinaru people are afab or need/want breast reductions #^tho: keyword there is Assuming. im generally one for projecting ur own gender& experiences onto characters #i personally live by the law of the jester. 'what's funniest' goes. for example: ais got breast implants #hes gotta be mentioned in everu post no matter what idgaf.

[ornithorynquerouge]

Sœur Marie-Thérèse des Batignolles - Maëster. Fluide Glacial

#Maëster #sexy nun #comics #art #drawing #kinky chick #charming goddess #jesus christ #love jesus #jokes #funny stuff #humorist #humor #massive breasts #Fluide Glacial

[blinkpen]

ahh, here's another thing with a doodle in it i was hesitant to post if only bc i don't want to risk the stress of getting targeted by The Harassment Engine but, idk, it is just kinda lying around... keep it between us i guess

the As Written By Viv meme was like the universe's little end of the year present to me specifically amidst all the horrors

if you can identify the exact sentence i gave up the pretense of emulation and devolved purely into contempt-soaked parody, you get a sticker

*cw for fatphobia and schrodinger's incest only as far as needed to emulate Unfunny Hack Writing that i did not fucking enjoy typing

#doodles #thank you caine for being my bitch #its almost like the problem isnt that the humor is crass but is crass Badly and Boringly and has no brain in its head at all #and its meanspirited in an utterly juvenile shallow vapid and often ignorant way that is in fact telling of the person writing it #and even if this IS your style of humor #every 'joke' is one of the same 10 cusswords sprinkled onto an otherwise unseasoned chicken breast of a sentence #put some adobo on that shit i swear to fuckign god ALSO: #stop being an jerk to the underpaid chefs breaking their wrists cooking your bad recipe its not their fault you suck at your end of the job #vomit cw #blood cw #demersa #do NOT get me started on the absolute MESS she considers good drama writing either dear sweet merciful void take me away #hhhhverse tag of spite

[fruit-kick]

ik its hard to tell ages in reverse 1999 but i need everyone to be normal about it and not say odd shit

#🍊​fruit.posts🏀 #reverse 1999 #'schneider is problematic because she looks like a child' 'lol vertin has THOSE magazines but shes a minor?!?' #i need you to understand that small breasts + short ≠ child and that its not wrong for minors to safely explore their sexuality #please. PLEASE. #we see jokes 24/7 about teen boys and their playboy magazines but when a GIRL... #suggestive implied cw

[superhero15]

True statement. Some people think differently. I’ll leave it up to y’all.

#18+ only #adult only content #adult entertainment #perfect breast #sexy breast #perfect butt #great butt #girl butts #big round butt #+18 or +adult only #huge titts #natural titts #sexy titts #sexy content #funny post #message me #funny jokes #hit me up #whats up #love #hangout #need friends #new friends #dm me #friendship #friends #send me dms #lets be friends #lets chat #just saying

[martyrbat]

dc mutuals love supporting me in my mortal kombat posting until i stop posting only about the hot women who could kill me and twunky men and start talking about shit like Prince Goro voring Zaggot The God of Chaos (who was was inspired by the j*ker (who canonly exists in the MK universe btw))

#for every woman breasting boobily and twunk who is pretty theres something far darker and worse #slowly getting more into the lore. i loved MK 9 as a kid and forgot about it entirely until recently when techno syndrome randomly #played while listening to music. since then i been holding off a hyperfixation like a lion tamer at a circus #fucking snapping a whip and going BACK BEAST !!!! DOWN !!!! at my autistic brain that cant let me like anything in moderation.. #ransom note #this is a joke. the vore did happen but i am very grateful that my friends are supportive of me mk posting <3

[orrera]

DPXDC Damian X Danny Absolutely incredible Damian art by @stariver00 and slightly edited by me (If you would like this taken down for using your art, please dm and I will delete the post immediately)

Equally amazing Danny art by @ultimatedirk and again, slightly edited by me (Same as above, if you would like this taken down for using your art, please dm me, and I will delete this immediately)

[This post is meant for humor, it is a haha funny meme, please for gods sake don't take it too seriously]

#meme #dead serious #trans jokes #damian wayne #danny phantom #breast milk

[id-go-for-massmurder]

"Just so you know.. I kinda... Have feelings for you."

I'm screaming without the s

#ibispaint art #sketch #big jack horner #jack horner #gigantic breasts #i'm joking

[whenipe]

its come to my attention from the tags on this post some of you have never witnessed dance of the vampires aka broadway tdv…. so if anyone is curious here is every herbfred joke made in that show.

#the lyric changes r HORRIFIC #right here on my breast now…. #i need u to die again! #justice for WEIN UND MUSIK UND KERZENSCHEIN #whats the worst of the spoken jokes #and why is it ‘do u want to see my BALLS’ #this herbert is so different from máté marc and kirills its wild #tanz der vampire #dance of the vampires

[mushroomminded]

Thinking abt splatoon + gender again. Cuz race and class divides are so very present but do they truly have gender equality? Do they have gender roles at all?

The characters, arguably more androgynous than humans, are still technically sexually dimorphic. And the roles of idols are (god bless!) in the way of inkfish, completely female dominated. Is that a gender role? Are there other roles that traditionally fall on females vs males?

Cuz another factor is that the biggest tell of a characters gender is the voice pitch... Relevant because the game is so heavy on music and bands. I wonder if its based on voice that the idols get their jobs, and traditionally a higher voice is selected for the role, but its also true that the idols tend to have more distinguishably female bodies... what is the truth. What is the state of gender and gender equality in the post apocalyptic future

#8 colas #what matters is that women win 👍 #but it still something i think about when writing situations #in my universe though the characters are even less dimorphic. #neither sex has breasts and both sexes of octolings have that wing to their eye masks #but ira especially still feels compelled to make jokes about gender #particularly 'you hate women in stem' 'go white boy go' #and siltmats 'white girl wasted' #basically: what is going on over there 👍

[ialwaysknewyouwerepunk]

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#these past two weeks have been so intense that ive just.. not spoken about it once i got home from work #blocked it all out #my beloved colleague whose desk is next to mine has cancer #breast and uterus. she needs two major surgeries #they just diagnosed her two weeks ago #so we've been trying to deal with that as colleagues and friends #because we love and miss her and i am so deeply sad as well #but i feel like i couldn't process that at all bc two days after the news of her diagnosis i was asked to take on half of her work #on top of my fulltime #which i agreed to do bc i like her tasks and i want to help her and i also know i can do it #but it does feel very off bc i know i don't earn enough money for this workload to be long term and it is def like this #for the coming four months at least #so i did tell my manager that i would like a raise and. that bitch told me to BUY MORE SECOND HAND SHIT. #i seriously thought i saw my life flash before my eyes #then the day after she asked one of my colleagues who's been with the firm for over 30 years whether she was looking for another job maybe? #which caused that colleague to instantly go home in tears and be home from basically a nervous breakdown the past 1.5 week #which is her full right and i support her with all my heart but bc my management sucks it meant that we had to also carry her tasks ofc #i felt soooo spread thin and super super angry actually but i didn't even realise how angry i was until last thursday my colleague w cancer #came by the office. and talked about all of it. and i suddenly realised how sad i was but then also how angry #but i was just blocking it all out trying to stay afloat #bc we told her about what the manager had said and she said “i hope that i get the chance to really tell her how it is someday.” #“because the stress she causes with people can actually kill you. just look at me.” #and the rest of the day i felt so ready to be done with everything actually #but seeing her anger made me see my own anger #and released me of my own pent up emotions bc i had actual leg pains this week and it was purely psychosomatic #i then managed to tell some friends yesterday about what was going on and their outrage spurred me on even more #so today i emailed hr. demanding a raise #doing this amount of work while constantly feeling like the house is on fire while also struggling financially seriously makes me suicidal #and i am not joking #so.. if nothing comes of that im leaving that job and not looking back