#bro the timeline. help

[carpisuns]

gaining a new interest/joining a new fandom is always kind of intimidating it feels like there’s so much you’ve missed out on by not enjoying this thing before so you’re like GRAHHHH got to catch up so I can have peak enjoyment like all the Enjoying This Thing experts around here! which is so silly bc if you enjoy a thing you’re already there but. yknow

#like when I got into hockey I was like studying all the rules and terms and players and team history and stuff #so I could be able to talk with other fans and understand everything #and like when I got into ml and owl house it was like ooh gotta binge watch all the eps #gotta see what the fandom vibes are and read the good kush fics and find a group of friends to brainrot with #and now w zelda it’s like #woof #there are so many games spanning decades!!! and I only have a switch so I can’t even play most of them lol #and the lore is fascinating but sometimes convoluted and confusing lol #bro the timeline. help #it’s just a lot of info and stuff to consume djdjdk #and im brainrotting so hard so part of me wants to find a loz discord server or soemthing l #but I feel like i would not be able to be on equal footing discussion wise bc I have only played a few of the games #it’s cool tho i have one irl friend who’s very excited abt me getting into her fav series haha #and I’m enjoying seeing people’s art and stuff #and making my little doodles #ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ <- me having a good little time being bad at gaming and obsessed with a tragic blond boy yet AGAIN #mine

[cienie-isengardu]

Mortal Kombat 1 Behind the Scenes AU: Scenography (1)

[Cage’s Mansion] [Waiting for Liu Kang] [Special Bonus] [Grandmaster’s commentary] [Climbing scene] [Madam Bo’s Inn] [Cage’s Mansion 2 (fire extinguisher)] [Medic] [Shang Tsung’s sad face] [Smoke's Fall]

#mortal kombat #mk1 behind the scenes au #bi han #kuai liang #johnny cage #tomas vrbada #frost #shang tsung #lin kuei grandmaster #aka the dad of lin kuei bros #don't tell me johnny wouldn't want use all the special powers of his friends for the best visual effects! #but also kuai and tomas tried to avoid freezing #they know too well that bi-han using his powers affect the temperature #but johnny thought they advise him against asking bi han for help because their brother wouldn't agree or could be angry about that #so he went to their dad because if grandmaster agreed then bi han can't be angry at him #but grandmaster knew all too well his kids and figured out that kuai liang and tomas tried to avoid working in cold #so decided to send there bi han (who took frost the youngest of pack) because the middle boys feel like slacking in their training XDDD #bi han and frost have a fun while kuai liang and tomas have a training as a treat XDD #in old/mythologies timeline bi han and kuai had younger sister so why not add frost as such #making the youngest & oldest vs middle kids kind of sibling relationship #shang tsung suffers by the way #as we all know he would prefer to have tropic island than a cold old fortress in the middle of nowhere

[reikunrei]

it’s honestly so funny that s1 will is dressed up like marty mcfly, the one who goes back in time to meddle with his predecessors in order to right the timeline, and sometimes makes it worse by accident, but i’m not supposed to think will could wind up going back in time to try and fix things only to make things worse/set certain things in motion… sure lol

#don’t wanna say more bc this is james’s territory but… #save me will brennerisms… brenner willisms save me #like bro if tfs is a ‘this is what would happen if will went back in time’ thing… I’d be jumping for joy #especially if we’re following the trend of ‘subverting tropes’ and traveling back in time always being a ‘fix’ #it would kill if it was what actually set things into motion (at least in one timeline) #like god how fucking good would it be if it was a ‘see? anyone is capable of bad. even by mistake. even if you have good intentions’ #make perfect angel will byers imperfect and teach us all a lesson pls pls pls… it would honestly #make him then so perfectly suited for Actually helping stop everything #if he understood just how everything wound up their in the first place. because HE would have a hand in it #i say things #stranger things #will byers

[romaritimeharbor]

i know this probably isn't something to think too deeply about, buuuut i can't help but wonder about the specific harbingers that attended arle's trial for killing the previous knave? scaramouche, signora, and capitano. why them specifically. they have NOTHINGGGG in common--no closeness in rank (unless capitano is 10th but we don't know for sure what rank he is yet) and like... they probably don't even like each other thay much. we know that's true for signora and scara, anyway. So like. why those three ❓️❗️❓️❗️

#✧— aphe's musings. #where was dottore's ass???? bro probably didn't gaf tbh #“crucabena died? ok. why are you telling me this 🤨” #SORRY GUYS I JUST REMEMBERED CAPITANO'S NORMAL ASS SHOES LMAO #HELPPPP HE'S GOT THOSE 9-5 OFFICE JOB SHOES #columbina? girl? where were YOU 🫵 #i don't think childe was a harbinger at this time based on how young arle appears. girl had to be like 17 or 18 there #she looks around that age anyway #don't think she's any younger than 16 there. she doesn't look THAT young #i could be wrong though idk #i love when we get things like this that vaguely help work out the harbinger timeline AUGH #like???? so fascinated by these criminals tbh

[blitzerel]

dick grayson timeline help!!

As someone who hasn't read a ton of dc comics and doesnt have the money to buy them - im currently writing a fic and need help.

it's a 5 + 1 revolving aorund dick grayson for the most part and i can't get some of the canon timeline down. it involves some of dick's past with tarantula and him becoming batman and i cant figure out which one comes first? i need help! if anyone knows please tell me because i've been trying to do research but i can't find anything relatively concrete or that mentions both of these events. and if it doesnt matter all that much?

#bro i need help im suffering #i fr cannot find anything dc is so confusing with ages and timeline #is timeline even real? #dick grayson #bat family #richard grayson #ao3 #fanfiction #pls help

[maryyyy8]

He was being loud and annoying again. He is no longer being loud and annoying. Mission success, I think.

@vellichorom

#doodles #my art #help what id this. ohmy God dont look at me /lh #whatever timeline these two are a thing in is The Bad One i think /silly #once more referring everyone to the ''how to shut mari up'' step by step guide #((step one be taller than him step two profit)) #also i like the fact that mari is not sweat8ng here no he is LITERALLY AND PHYSICALLY MELTING #bro feels an emotion stronger than boredom and his physical form just comes completely undone #the feeling here is HOMOSEXUALITY. #THIS MAN IS /GAY/. SO SO GAY. #((status as man is dubious at best but Nonetheless

[keyslox]

I really do just think he’s so neat. my ooc villain, my skrunkly evil guy

#c!jack #jack manifold #villain Jack Manifold #dsmp jack manifold #cjack manifold #he deserves to go batshit crazy man #he really does man got no help that entire timeline #BRO LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MUSIC THE MOMENT YOU KNOW?? #BITE SOMEONE GO FERAL #mcyt jack manifold #jack manifold fanart #evil Jack manifold

[witchspeka]

Hello this is a call for help by which i mean does anybody have any good ekurei fics??? Most of what I found on ao3 was either in a foreign language or weird porn and I'm losing hope seeing as there are around 400 fics total

#ultimately maybe idk where to look for stuff #screaming crying throwing up but in a bad way #i dont even care if its with the security guard at this point bro just ANYTHING decent #ive only ever read fics that were reccomended by somebody else and this is the first time i venture into the mp100 ao3 tag and. hooo boy #IK IK i should add more specific tags prolly my searches are always pretty general its why i find the weird shit so easily #but i dont recall it being this bad for other fandoms. tried going through recent and there was so much re¡mob like fking hell #ITS 100 FICS BEHIND SERIREI NO WAYYYYYY #also ekurei is barely 100 above incest.... this is the wrong timeline jfc #neighbours are also being obnoxious and i cannot sleep this night is AWFUL #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #ekurei #ekubo #arataka reigen #mp100 dimple #send help i am in NEED #cine te a intrebat

[itsamenickname]

I got a wholesome one-shot Bowuigi prompt for y'all lovely people: Imagine Luigi (and occasionally Bowser) asking each other questions as a way to get to know each other better, but the catch is while they're doing this, Bowser is annoyed and embarrassed throughout this one-shot because he's wearing Peach's wig while Luigi is braiding the wig that's on Bowser's head.

#luigi #bowser #bowuigi #bowser x luigi #super mario #super mario bros #mario fanfic idea #happy valentine's day #I imagine this would happen early on in Luigi and Bowser's relationship #This can be applicable to the TBTBWTK timeline but it would obviously happened way before the TBTBWTK events happened #As I think about it more Luigi could probably just braid Bowser's hair and it would have a pretty similar effect #But I like the idea of Bowser having to swallow his pride for the green boy so I say make him wear the Peach wig #Bonus idea that Bowser secretly likes wearing the Peach wig but he's sure as hell not going to admit that to anyone #He's a fearsome and ruthless king dammit and he can't let anyone see that he has a soft side #Except for Luigi #He'll show his soft side to Luigi #Luigi braids people's hair as a way to help him cope with his anxiety #It's comforting and relaxing for the little green bean #And even though Bowser hates wearing the Peach's wig he will 100% do it if it means making his boyfriend calm and happy #luigi nintendo #bowser nintendo

[lemonlimestar]

IVE FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT I WANNA DO WITH MY BIG IDEA. WE’RE BACK! PUT THOSE BITCHES (tim,steph,cass, and kon) IN A TIME LOOP!

#i can finally nysa post….. #this literally started with me wanting to rewrite sum of our parts #for a post crisis timeline with some obvious tweaks #it was a whole thing bernard was a villain (he was possessed he has no idea what’s happening) and there was so much wine #bc dionysus #but this. i can thrive. #and it makes more sense that cassie couldn’t swoop in and help with the dionysus problem bc they’re stuck! #she can only text! #okay i’m done. will elaborate later 👍 #only val will understand this hi val #what’s bro yappin about #nysa tag #<- for future idea posting

[gally-hin-phantom]

HC: Dan deafeated Pariah from his timeline and ate his core. He didn't know it but rightly won the title and become King, King of a kingdom where everybody feared him. Then when the timeline disappeared, King of a fallen kingdom with no subjects. When the Pariah from the present timeline return; Dan, trying to help and save the friends & family he made on his redemption journey, was able to summon a sword, the true symbol of the Ghost King, only able to be raised by “pure hearts”.

The shadow of a dark crown and ring proudly fogged above his head and around his finger.

xxx

I guess I can realism haha 🥴, ty my friends for bullying me to try & their help

Dan will still stay abrasive and kind of an jerk, but he has now family and friends to protect, who accepted him and love him (the Fenton Squad, his best bro Fright Knight, Plasmius a bit, Clockwork…). This is why he was able to raise the sword.

xxx

Dan is scared to love again and attached himself; creating bonds again. When he sees love or affection he got scared and flees, because he isn’t supposed to love and he isn’t supposed to be loved, it isn’t supposed to feel good or right.

He told himself that he is supposed to bring destruction and hate, not having loved-ones. He is supposed to be a monster, not a friend. He is supposed to be alone, not be surrounded and accepted. He isn’t supposed to be forgiven, and should remain alone, always alone.

Dan sometimes is agressive, borderline mean and cruel toward who he cares about, so they would resent him and leave him alone. Not long ago he would have been able to kill them, to be left alone, but now he can’t anymore and it’s terrifying him that he can’t kill some people anymore. He is terrified to care.

He is afraid to love people, but craving it as well. He is afraid to lose them and be left alone again.

#danny phantom #dan phantom #ava au #gally draws #personal fav #ty my friends for the help and advices on this one #it was a challenging 25h but fun #maybe more #took months to finish bleh #well technically he only has one subject who is cw #the sole constant between timelines #i love animes can you tell? #Danny’s crown of fire is green #And Dan’s is black #oh and when Dan got the crown fk pledged loyalty to him #and they becomes somehow ‘bros’ #even Dan didn’t to admit it #the rest and what happened to the Fright Knight of this timeline is another story and post

[avionvadion]

GANONDORF IS 7’6 ALSJDKSJDKSKSD-!!!

(Could not remember his height for the life of me, thought he was 6’7. Nope. Had it backwards. He’s 7’6!!!)

ILIANA WOULD GO UP TO HIS ELBOWS. AND HE’S SHORT FOR A GERUDO. IMAGINE THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE SHE WASN’T PAIRED WITH SIDON, BUT REDEEMED REHYDRATED GANONDORF. HE’S EVEN RED.

THE PATTERN IS THERE.

Ghost Grandpa Time would NOT approve.

Sorry I need to sleep I’m literally in bed and I had to Google the height and now I can’t stop cackling he’s so TALL. HE A BIG BOI. He so SMALL next to the Gerudo ladies. ITTY BITTY BUT STILL SO FREAKING BIG.

…Gods I want redeemed rehydrated Ganondorf in TotK so bad. 😭

#how would that even work though like aldjskskks does he just ducking wash ashore amnesiac the day she goes to rescue her brothers #and they all take a trip to Gerudo? #DRAMA #NO EVEN BETTER IDEA #SHE TAKES HIM TO HATENO VILLAGE AND HE BECOMES HOUSE HUSBAND AND LOOKS AFTER THE BROS #I NEED TO SLEEP BUT THE CRAZY AU IDEAS KEEP COMING #rehydrated ganondorf #Ganondorf #BotW oc #this is so dumb I love it #OR EVEN THE AOC TIMELINE AND GANONDORF WASHES ASHORE ON LURELIN AT NIGHT AND ILIANDRA IS THE ONE WHO FINDS HIM #AND HE HELPS THEM ESCAPE AFTER HE LEARNS WHAT HAPPENED LATER #YOOOOO SO MUCH POTENTIAL #BotW #totk #AoC

[todayisafridaynight]

my fave thing bout postulating why mine had to die is it turns into a game of kill the snail. ‘the tojo clan is driven out by kamurocho by the tokyo police’ ok mine bribes the police. problem solved lets go home

#spoilers #because i ramble #snap chats #mine had to die cause if he didnt no conflict would ever get off the ground #he's too rich and too devoted to daigo and deranged enough to do quite literally anything and everything for him #i know the buying-out-the-police plan would work cause horinouchi was smuggling funds anyway bro would crumble i know it #tho tbf daigo said he already considered dismantling the tojo by the time arakawa was supposed to be a mole for aoki so #at least im p sure thats the timeline #god thats still hilarious tho imagine your dad busts yo out of prison after he announces his death to the world #and now some new punkass governor is knocking on your door telling you to get out not even five months later #daigo can never and will never catch a break #not even in his security company i bet- but not to go on a tangent about that tho #i love how daigo was still concerned about his men enough to want to help them post tojo collapse.. king.. #like No Shit but still i like the small reminders daigo does care about the tojo like a family

[memethemastermonarch]

I went and downloaded Metal Gear Rising 5 years ago to first get into action games, only to rage quit at the Sam fight you’re supposed to lose.

I tried again after all the memes blew up for some funny and flashy bullshit

Now I still think about the codec conversations and became a Raiden simp, with wanting to kill off his wife in a fanfiction after hearing how terrible she treats him in the main series.

I SWEAR I didn’t mean to grab the horny this time I swear, I just wanted shitposts and now I’m down bad for a married man...

#Metal Gear Rising #metal gear rising revengeance #raiden metal gear #I always wanted to play the MGS games until the downfall of Konami happened #But I think I might actually try them out soon #just as soon as I figure out this stupid timeline #maybe kingdom hearts not numbering every release was actually not a bad idea now that I think about it #going from like 2 to 5 to 3 to 4 or whatever is overwhelming to think about with purchases #i know there's a ps3 collection or something like that #i'd appreciate any help #I know I sound like I'm just in it for Raiden but I always had respect for Snake growing up #All the cool things put into the games that I found out #from Death Battle to Smash Bros #I even saw the dig these child bearing hips comic on Deviantart as a kid #I just want to experience these games as best as I can

[ziracona]

Yeah, they really made an absolute dogs breakfast of the writing in Inquisition? It's so abysmal that I don't know if it'll ever recover, much less if the writers would even WANT to. In all honesty, I know the previous two games were far from perfect but at least the writing was more or less consistent, can't say the same for DA:I unfortunately...

Yeah. I kept hoping the end would somehow fix stuff but the end was worse than most of the game. O_O I could have written a god-tier game with the concept and basic outline for Inquisition, but alas I am not head BioWare staff. And we sure as hell did not get a god tier game. Tbh I have no interest in DW unless I hear they’ve like, wildly changed the game/writing course of their development. And I don’t exactly have high hopes, because they seem to have mostly staff from Inquisition on it. But I in good conscience can’t keep forking over piles of money for a tripple A game and DLCs when they U-turn from lauding me for massacring a bannon for what they did to my husband, Alienage, and friend, and even Lady agreeing that while she wants the descendants free, the original humans the Keeper went after absolutely deserved their fate, with a little DLC that talks about the cultural appropriation of indigenous people in the world and the loss of their own history to their invaders to the point a circle mage can read and speak more elvish than the Dalish companion, and how terrible it is, to a game where they refuse to take any stance really, finally to a game where they frame Briala & Celine together as cute & sweet with no tell to player who hasn’t read TME on their own what that woman did, retcon the godhood of every culture they based (often not just visibly but explicitly Word of God as well) on minority cultures until the only not retconned god is Fantasy Catholic God, so the only paths forward are Fantasy Catholic (traditional white Europeans are right & all other cultures wrong) or Atheism (modern white European ideology is right and all other cultures wrong), both terrible, and are so allergic to a minority rights narrative they retcon the entire elven history of the franchise to make it Opulent Suddenly European And Slaver Society back in its glory days, and kneecap the game’s second best character by making his sudden face heel end game goal Racial Supremacist Genocide to go back to Opulent Suddenly European Styled Culture for Elves?? And-ah forget it this would go on for a while day. Just. Yeah. It had wild potential as a game and I loved scenes and characters, and am retreating to DAO->DA2 with the things I liked in the divorce, and I could have made SUCH a DAI. But as it stands, I just. Both don’t and can’t really care going forward. I love the games I played and characters and that won’t change, but I have no faith they’ll not just keep getting worse (personally), and I’m not Paying to see that. But yeah, the others ain’t perfect, but they’re fun and solid enough. Even though I think DAO is easily the most well made, DA2 has such a fun cast and interesting concept and story, and such moments, it was my favorite. And he’ll, Nothing is perfect. That’s normal and expected. But there’s a big difference between ‘I don’t like these aspects but I like the whole enough’ and like

#ask #anonymous #dai spoilers #I still can’t BELIEVE they gave Solas one of the most God-Tier charcaters of all time in DAI and then in Trespasser went ‘haha psych! time #for racism species Supremacist Genocide Intellectual Dude Bro motives!’ like wtf I’m taking him & Cole in the divorce and leaving #they really had a charcater all game that was ‘pretending to be a calm Lawful Good professor but he’s Wearing the Mask & sometimes it cracks #but when you see behind it it’s not death sidius it’s Bugs Bunny sawing florida off the United States and ALSO he’s a big wolf’ and then #didn’t even let him actually be a trickster god just some dude who���s willing to kill every species in existence to hit race supremacy again #UNBELIEVABLE writing move in the worst way. I could have made the most amazing upsetting Solas starts a war finale while he’s still a god #and elves keep their elf culture and shaken the franchise to its knees and delivered writing unknown to man and done RIGHT by the bald man #but the devs fkn decided to massacre their franchise and my boy right in front of me #well not on my watch. I’m taking him and leaving back to previous games and writing my own - better inquisition in my head #if this timeline won’t deliver I’ll make my own! it won’t be the first fkn time #GOD it’s the little things too! in DAO I can help my bestie kill her abhsive mom but in DAI I’m supposed to find Flemeth sympathetic??? shes #the same flemeth who ruined my girl’s life as she has countless others! they really nosedive into so many piles of shit in DAI #to unfortunately paraphrase Trespasser Solas: I would be /thrilled/ to be proven wrong by BioWare. like you can’t imagine #but I’m not holding my breath. one fan who loves a charcater generates in a month 12x more usable DAI story and lore than the entire team in #the last 9 years

[parapsychoiogy]

gave myself a headache trying to remember video games i dont think it should be that hard to remember what i did like little less than a decade ago its not like i had fuck all else going on

#'not like i had fuck all else going on' bro you were raising two kids what the fuck are you talking about #idk i dont remember a whole lot until i moved out of my moms the first time #before that its like a wild blur of vague events that i can not for the life of me place on a timeline #doesnt help that i had that one year i was homeschooled in highschool stuck in there too i guess #i wish i was happier back then maybe i would have bothered to remember more