#bro/ghb

[othercat2]

Chapters: 21/? Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Grand Highblood, Dave's Bro| Beta Dirk Strider & The Handmaid, The Handmaid & Grand Highblood Characters: Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Grand Highblood, The Handmaid (Homestuck), Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider, The Psiioniic | The Helmsman, The Disciple (Homestuck), Beforus Karkat Vantas, Neophyte Redglare, Beforus Terezi Pyrope, Beforus Nepeta Leijon, The Dolorosa (Homestuck), Roxy's Mom | Alpha Rose Lalonde, Darkleer (Homestuck) Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Post-Canon, Godstuck, Assholes being assholes together, Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, Neuro divergent Bro Strider, Mildly Dubious Consent, Grand Highblood is Kind of Horrible, The Handmaid Orchestrated Most of the Horrible Things GHB Did, Mind Control Aftermath & Recovery, Bro Strider is a Trashfire, Mild Gore, Bro Strider did everything wrong, Alpha Dave is disapprove, Disciple's Mom is Best Mom, Dolorosa is Best Lusus, Cult of the Mirthful Messiahs Summary:

In which Bro has an existential crisis, the Grand Highblood is in the middle of having a Crisis of Faith and the Demoness is going to cut the next bitch who calls her “Handmaid.”

Chapter 21: If You Meet the Prince on the Road, Krill Him    

#homestuck #bro strider #bro/ghb #the demoness #ancestors

[goblinrockcandy]

'stuck doodles

#homestuck #hs #my art #bro #bro strider #(derogatory i hate his guts and hes a failure of a man) #ghb #grand high blood #e%ecutioner #executioner #darkleer #e%ecutioner darkleer #executioner darkleer #oh my god the worst thing about ancestors is how difficult they are to tag #ancestors #doodle #traditional art

[kayforpay]

most if not all of my drabbles for homestuck I write with AUs where post-game everyone from both sessions is just Around bc I love the ghosts too much to leave them out. but it is a little rude to the ancestors from alternia. they deserve to have to rebuff some horny beforans too imo

#kay talks a lot #imagining ghb 6 redbulls deep playing a video game for the first time in his fuckin life #sollux next to him like 'bro you suck sooooo bad. we should make out' #(that's just what sollux says to anyone who sucks bad #his type is 'sucks bad')

[lildogie]

Title: Slap Your John Hancock across the Dotted Line Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: Homestuck, Hiveswap Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Grandpa/Bro, Darkleer/Bro, GHB/Bro, GHB/Darkleer/Bro, Alpha Dave/Bro, GHB/Darkleer  Characters: Bro Strider, Darkleer (Homestuck), Grandpa Harley, Alpha Dave Strider, Tagora Gorjek, Mom Lalonde, GHB  Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Alternian Colonized Earth, Alternate Universe - No Sburb/Sgrub Sessions, genetically modified humans, Colonialism, Gladiators, Public Sex, Exhibitionism, Power Bottom, Switching, Vaginal Sex, Large Insertion, Bulges and Nooks (Homestuck), large bulge, Cervical Penetration, Oviposition, Impregnation, Mpreg, Pregnancy, Pregnant Sex, Come Inflation, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Polyamory, Wake-Up Sex, Kink Negotiation, Enthusiastic Consent, Virtual/Contractual/Actual Enslavement, Threesome - M/M/M, Trans Male-analogous Sci-Fi Anatomy (Bro), Nook Fingering (Homestuck), Vaginal Fingering, Oral Sex, Belly Bulge, Belly Kink, Oviparous Trolls (Homestuck), Xenobiology, Size Difference, Purring Trolls (Homestuck), Sibling Incest, Surrogacy, Fight Scene, Body Hair, Nipple Play, Kissing, Belly Expansion, Consensual Somnophilia, Dirty Talk, Muscles, Bodily Fluids, saliva, POV Third Person, Semi-Ironic Use of the Word "Daddy", Sex Work, Brief cameos by other characters - Freeform, legalese, Size Kink Summary:

Earth has been an Alternian colony for centisweeps, and the human population has been extensively modified. Some of those modifications serve the reproductive needs of an oviparous species deployed far from the nearest Mother Grub capable of incubation.

Ambrose Strider, one of history's greatest human gladiators and current Earth champion, doesn't need the cash he could earn by incubating a big shot's clutch. But there is one thing all his fighting accolades and prize money haven't been able to buy him, and for that, there's very little he wouldn't do.

#ld fiction #bro strider #darkleer #grandpa harley #alpha dave #ghb #tagora gorjek #guardiancest #darkleerbro #grandpabro #ghbbro #ghbleer #drone season #drone season 2023

[spiritmoodboards]

Moodboard for Aradia!swapped Rose Megido, raised by GHB!swapped Bro Makara (Homestuck au) religious upbringing/occult/conduit of horrorterrors themes For @clownfessionsofficial (📍Rose)~ Hope you like this!

Send an ask, we’re open~ 

#moodboard #moodboards #mood board #mood boards #mood #moods #aradia!swapped rose megido #megido #aradia #rose megido #homestuck #homestuck aesthetic #homestuck au #hs #hs au #ghb!swapped bro makara #bro makara #makara #religious #religion #religion aesthetic #religious upbringing #tw religion #religion tw #occult #occult aesthetic #horrorterrors #horrorterrors aesthetic #horrorterror #homestuck horrorterror

[paradoxkinspace]

mod clownbae, did you happen to go over your cowboy kurloz tl? i’m quite curious!

I haven't yet but i'm more than happy to!

Set mostly in the south from what I remember, it was a timeline where most of us were human (I'll explain why it was most and not all, don't worry) and we all had different first names, yet our last names were the same. For example, I was Claude Makara, Gamzee was Gabriel, and Mituna's name was Maverick. I was mixed (native/mexican) in the timeline and after a nasty accident that cost me a lot of mobility in my left leg (thank you to Rufioh Rawlins for saving my ass) I ended up having to retire a bit earlier than I would've liked from the outlaw and cowboy life. Settled down and lived with Maverick in an old ranch-house that acted as a safe spot for any of our friends and family who just needed somewhere to stop and rest or to hide. Nothing could really touch you when you were on my property, yknow?

Some supernatural elements do come into play in this timeline as the Maryam's (Penelope and Katherine) along with me and Calliope and Callahan (Caliborn's name in this timeline. They were a pair of twins!) were all vampires. Penelope turned me after I had gotten shot at one point, to keep me alive, while the twins were a much older pair of vampires that sort of came and went like a lot of people in this timeline. I considered them my kids though and took them under my wing every time they were around.

The other bit of supernatural involvement is that the big ranch house I lived in and owned was haunted. It was an interesting day to-day life having to live with that, but I think I got used to it after awhile.

🃏

#i actually know everyones alternative names for this timeline! #not to mention i also know ghb and bro striders names for the tl #mod clownbae #txt n talk #mods kinning

[abandoned-mars]

humanstuck names + more ! :]

john - ivan greenfield; korean/english; comic book store employee + shifty mom & pop restaurant waiter/support staff

rose - lavender buchanan; vietnamese/dominican?; sells custom clothes on depop + nsfw tumblr writer/artist

dave - dominic santiago; puerto rican/dominican; audio tech store employee + local club dj + aspiring rapper

jade - dahlia flores; pacific islander; unemployed, works for family farm

aradia - gabriella diamanté; japanese/mexican; texas road house type restaurant kitchen expo/dishwasher

tavros - antonio ‘tony’ noquez; spanish; works at dad’s animal shelter

sollux - niko park; korean; probably unemployed or sells nfts or some shit

karkat - donnie santos; black/colombian; mexican restaurant busboy + movie theatre employee

nepeta - june bernard; french/irish (white); dairy queen employee lol + volunteers @ pet shelter

kanaya - harper norris; african; sells custom clothes

terezi - quinn nephus; greek/italian (white); unemployed

vriska - viktoria ‘vikki’ huffman; russian (white); rue 21 cashier (is about to be fired)

equius - sterling rudd; black/native american?; training to be a mechanic at dad’s auto shop

gamzee - jordan scott; black/mixed; little caesar’s cook

eridan - cory reynolds; russian/scottish (white); unemployed

feferi - josephine galette; black/indian?; diner waitress + volunteers @ pet shelter

jane - janet greenfield; korean/english; pastry shop employee

roxy - macy buchanan; vietnamese/black; shitty dive bar bartender

dirk - diego santiago; puerto rican/dominican; burger king window worker/cook

jake - fletcher flores; pacific islander; texas roadhouse waiter + works on family farm

hal - alex santiago; puerto rican/dominican; thrift store cashier + furry tumblr artist

damara - anastasia ‘ana’ hoshi; japanese/mexican/filipino; hotel maid + fancy-ish restaurant waitress

rufioh - richard ‘richie’ noquez jr.; spanish; works at dad’s pet shelter + grocery store bagger

mituna - tatum ‘tate’ park; korean/welsh?; pizza delivery boy + aspiring twitch streamer

kankri - marcus santos; colombian/egyptian; diner waiter

meulin - lauren ‘laurie’ bernard; french/irish (white); coffee shop barista + tumblr writer/artist

porrim - elle norris; african; high end fashion store employee

latula - presley nephus; greek/italian (white); bowling alley attendant + dive bar bar back

aranea - leah huffman; white; restaurant hostess + interning at mom’s job

horuss - kade rudd; black/native american; dad’s auto shop mechanic + welder

kurloz - jesse scott; mixed; mexican restaurant dishwasher/cook + drug dealer

cronus - trent reynolds; white; works at dad’s company

meenah - natasha galette; black; new wave fashion store + aspiring hair braider

handmaid - hanna hoshi; japanese; house cleaner

summoner - richard ‘rich’ noquez sr.; spanish; owns the local pet shelter + personal trainer

psiioniic - jonathon park; korean; data entry manager + fixes computers for extra money

signless - derrick santos; colombian; preacher/missionary?

disciple - lizette bernard; irish; elementary school teacher

dolorosa - rosa norris; african; interior decorator?

redglare - monroe nephus; greek; lawyer

mindfang - marina huffman; russian; runs her own business (it’s a cover up for some illegal shit)

darkleer - darius rudd; native american, owns an auto shop + army weapons coordinator

ghb - grant scott; black; club bouncer

dualscar - dylan reynolds; russian; chief of surgery at hospital?

hic - cora galette; black; ceo of large cooperation (somewhat in cohorts with marina + dylan)

dad - david greenfield; white; 9-5 sales businessman

mom - lorelei buchanan; vietnamese; retired (used to be a scientist but found the cure to something and retired at like 35)

bro - drew santiago; dominican; club bouncer/dj/bartender + drug dealer + probably has an only fans

grandpa - jake flores; pacific islander; retired air force

calliope - caroline ‘callie’ umbridge; mixed; librarian assistant + stage manager at local theatre

caliborn - caleb umbridge; mixed; unemployed (reddit sub moderator)

i might go back and edit some of these bcus im not in love w all of them but i also don’t give a fuck abt most of them

#homestuck #humanstuck #humanstuck au #humanstuck names #john egbert #rose lalonde #dave strider #jade harley #jane crocker #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #lil hal #jake english #aradia megido #damara medigo #the handmaid homestuck #tavros nitram #rufioh nitram #the summoner #sollux captor #mituna captor #the psiioniic #karkat vantas #kankri vantas #the signless #the sufferer #nepeta leijon #meulin leijon #the disciple #human homestuck au

[dalekdi]

modern AU where all clowns are one big family

GHB is the father of course. Others are his kids:

Chahut - 19, almost 20,  Kurloz - hit 19 recently, Marvus - 17, Gamzee - 13, almost 14, Barzum and Baizli - 12, Karako - 8. 

GHB is somehow connected to religion (and maybe organized crime) and Chahut often helps him at work. She’s most close to him among the kids. She also likes painting and photography. When father isn’t around, she’s in charge of the family. Also she’s the only child who calls GHB ‘father’ - others call him just ‘dad’. 

Kurloz is a chill guy who usually just minds his own business. Sometimes he also helps GHB at work but less than his older sister. He’s mute (lost his tounge) and a boyfriend to Meulin who can’t hear. They speak in sign language. All Makaras also known sign language but at different degrees. Kurloz also taught Karako his way of communication and they two are close to each other.

Marvus is a young rap star with pseudonim Xoloto (Zoloto). He’s not really into his father’s business and spends a lot of time with scene trainings and something like that. He have a friendly nature and never fights with his siblings. He also caries about his skin and hair more than all his family if put together.

Gamzee is... well, Gamzee. He sometimes invites his best friend Karkat over and when Karkat saw Barzum and Baizli for the first time he stared at them because he has never seen twins before. Gamzee himself likes to spend time with tweens - he calls Barzum ‘lilttle sis’ and Baizli ‘little bro’. He also goes to the same school as Kurloz have and knew little siblings/nephews/kids of people Kurloz knows from school. 

Barzum and Baizli usually spend time with eachother but like to hang out with Gamzee and Marvus. They like to play pranks at their siblings but usually Chahut aren’t included because she’s big and can kick their asses (figuratively). But they love her anyway. 

Karako is the baby of the family. He goes to special school where they teach him to talk and use other ways of communication. Usually he communicates with honking noises but also uses sign language and he can spell some words: yes, no, honk (as a word), dad, knife, clown, hurt, carnival, and something else. Among things he can spell is a lot of weird curses. He also friends with Wanshi who’s a nephew to his school’s principal. 

Besides all that, all Makaras are professional clowns. They often perform at streets juggling, showing tricks etc. They also host a yearly (or once-in-some-years) carnival. Mostly it’s GHB, but older kids help him with it. 

#Makara AU #Homestuck #Hiveswap #grand highblood #chahut maenad #kurloz makara #marvus xoloto #gamzee makara #barzum soleil #baizli soleil #barzum and baizli #karako pierot #homestuck modern au #humanstuck #i don't know how to use tumblr tags

[casanovasadmiral]

Dualscar witch man would you kiss?

Grandpa harly, Bro, Signless, Summoner, Psiioniic, Darkleer or Ghb?

Signless, Psiioniic, Darkleer. Easy question

#he would pitch-pale kiss GHB #musings #ampora #my art #ic #answered #anonymous #dualscar homestuck #hs dualscar #dualscar ampora #dualscar #orphaner dualscar #orphaner #orphys ampora #orphys #homestuck

[xylo-phones]

ghb is my little e-kitten (source: trust me bro)

#grand highblood #ghb #homestuck

[cannibalcaprine]

the other anon reminded me of a fic i read that introduced me to the concept of bro x GHB (both of them are dead)

which i thought wa neat

would that not just be a fucked up version of dirk × kurloz

[princesshillaryellaworld25]

Purity Sayori

Gender: Female

Age: 21

Sexuality: Lesbian/ Pansexual

Species: Pure Angel

Likes: Reading, hanging out in the palace garden, singing, animals,Healing people

Dislikes: People getting hurt, being screamed at, Bullying, people thinking she’s different

Parents: Mother( unknown name, deceased), Father( The Big Angel Man), Purity Monika( Girlfriend, soon to be fiancée)

Hometown: Heaven( Purity Verse)

Her Relationships:

(Purity Funkin Au):

Purity Boyfriend/Halos: Friend. He let her hangout in the palace garden everyday

Purity Girlfriend/ Pauline: Friend

Purity Pico: Unsure. He didn’t know Purity Boyfriend let her in the garden so he thought she was trespassing

Purity Nene: Best friend

Purity Darnell: Friend

Purity Cassandra: Friend

Purity Monika: Girlfriend/ Soon to be fiancée

Purity Natsuki: Friend/ Future sister in law

Purity Yuri: Friend

Purity Senpai: Enemy. He treats her like a slave and was against hers and Purity Monika’s relationship

Purity Sky: Best friend

Purity PonyCentral: Friend

Purity Skyblue: Best friend

Purity Sarvente: Motherly figure

Head Angel Taki: Teacher

Succubus Sky: Scared of

Purity Pollyanna: Best friend

Other relationships:

Monika: Friend

Sayori: Sister figure

Natsuki: Friend

Yuri: Friend

MC: Unknown

Senpai: Hates. he just reminds her of Purity Senpai

Boyfriend: Friend

Girlfriend: Best friend

Pico: Unknown

Benjamin/ Soft Boyfriend: Friend

Soft Pico: Best friend

Grace fairest: Friend

Soft PonyCentral: Best friend

Carol: Mentor

Sky: Unknown

Sick Monika: Friend

Sick Sayori: Unknown

Sick Natsuki: Unknown

Sick Yuri: Friend

Sick MC: Unknown

Sick Senpai: Same reason as Senpai

Naughty Monika: Unknown

Naughty Sayori: Friend

Naughty Natsuki: Frienemy

Naughty Yuri: Scared of

Drug Monika: Ok with

Drug Sayori: Friend

Drug Natsuki: Friend

Drug Yuri: Friend

Sick Boyfriend: Best friend. He was the one who told her that Purity Monika likes her

Drugfriend: Best friend

Sick PonyCentral: Best friend. She felt bad about her because she was bullied by Purity Senpai

Nathan Files: Ok with

Naughty PonyCentral: Friend

PonyCentral: Best friend

Yokari: Ok with

Nan Pengyou: Friend

Dave/ D side Sick Boyfriend: Friend

Gregory/ GHB Boyfriend: Best friend

Beth/ GHB Girlfriend: Best friend

Sick GF: Unknown

Penelope/ Bobsponge GF: Best friend

Rufus: Babysitter

Baxter Wow: Friend

Gabriella/ Naughty Girlfriend: Mixed feelings with

Dee Dee/ Cave Boyfriend: Friend

Friendboy: Best friend

Friendgirl: Best friend

Jeremiah/ Bro friend: Friend

Jessica/ Gurl friend: Best friend

Josephine/ Cave GF: Unknown

Grayson/ Bio frendi: Friend

Stella/ Spingebill Girlfriend: Best friend

Jaxon/ Anime BF: Friend

Freund XML: Friend

Freundin XML: Friend. Taught her how to defend herself

@pony-central Can you make Purity Monika confessing her feelings to Purity Sayori? If you want to

#fnf spongebob parodies #friday night funkin #fnf mod #ddlc sayori #Purity Sayori

[miss-atena]

That moment when u fall into Homestuck for the 4th time... Ahaha...

Anyway, UHM, I shared some stuff of my Humanstuck au before but... Since I'm reworking somethings, and creating new ones... Let me just sneakily infodump.

More Humanstuck infodumping

Okay so... I don't think I ever went on the specifics of place and hereditary stuff for ethnicities and what not, so let me explain this a tad.

This au is in an American metropolis. And as such, there are people who have families from all over the world, like every good metropolitan city.

The crocker-egbert family is a long lineage of Asian Americans, with Chinese heritage.

The Harley-english are the wildest, being literally from other countries. Jake is ofc English-Filipino cuz... Ofc he is English. And Jade is born and raised on the Philippines, later moving with Jake to America when he got there!

The Stridelondes are a difficult one to say fully, considering we have the children from Bro and Mom, the ones only from Bro, and Jasperie, who is only Mom Lalonde's child. But let's do this.

Bro is Afro-american. Mom is Asian American with Korean heritage. Dave, Rose, Roxy, Dirk and Hal are Blasian. Vespie (Davepeta) and Crowley (Davesprite) are mixed (Afro-american and Hispanic) and Jasperie is Mixed (Asian and Latina).

This was a lot of text just for the kids, omg...

The trolls are a bit easier, since they all are somewhat a singular family for each troll surname.

Vantas are Afro-american, with Karkat being the most different one by having albinism.

The Megidos are all Japanese immigrants, with Aradia being almost raised all her life in America.

The Nitrams are Latinos, specifically Brazilian.

The Captors are half American half Vietnamese.

The Leijons are half Australian half Irish.

The Maryams are Turkish

The Pyropes are Afro-Latinas, Redglare's mom was Puerto Rican.

The Serkets are Russian

The Zahaaks are Afro-Native Americans.

The Makaras are Afro-Latinos, GHB is the first to be born in America of their family. Deciding between Columbian or Chilean.

The Amporas are Welsh. They lived part of their life in England, specially Cronus and Dualscar, and Eridan fakes he remembers it by faking an accent.

The Peixes are Blasian, half black half Indonesian.

There is a lot more like how the Lusii ties to the families and whatnot, but I'm tired of typing lmao. Hope y'all enjoy!

#tena talk #tena ramble #homestuck human au #humanstuck #homestuck #homestuck headcanons #alpha kids #beta kids #alpha trolls #beta trolls #ancestors #headcanons

[2ollux-and-company]

(credit to Vim_des on twitter for our icon.)

(credit to benkeibear on tumblr for our dividers.)

CURRENT HOST: Dualscar Vantas

We are the Silly Billy system! We are a fictive-heavy system with a variety of sources, but this blog is for the Homestuck fictives!

We will occasionally post sprite edits, which most of us love doing! They’re very fun and we wouldn’t be opposed if someone requested some from us!

PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT if you are a syscorse blog, a proshipper, or a Cronus fictive/kin!

INTRODUCTIONS

Sollux Captor: II go by any pronoun2 but II prefer iit/iits. II am not 2ure of my age, 2o tread liightly iif you want to talk flu2hed wiith me. II’ll mo2tly po2t and reblog art and 2tiimboard2. My tag ii2 #twinarmaggedons.

Gamzee Makara: I LiKe GoIn By ClOwN/ClOwNsElF. I’m DeFiNeTlY A MiNoR So DoN’t TrY To GeT It On ReD StYlE. I’lL MoStLy PoSt RaNtS, SoUrCe MeMoRiEs, AnD My VrIsKa ObSeSsIoN. My TaG Is #terminallycapricious.

Vriska Serket: hi! ::::) i go by she/her (but i’m experimenting with he/they!!!!!!!!) and i’m an adult! i’ll mostly just re8log shit like fanart (mostly of me ::::)) 8ut i’ll also make appreciation posts a8out my darling girl nepeta! my tag is #arachnidsgrip

Nepeta Leijon: :33< i go by kitty/cat!!! i’m vrhisska’s kid and i’m thirteen! i lovelovelove reblogging silly posts and i’ll post my own someclimbs! i’ll also post a lot about karcat and equihiss (they were my moirails!) my tag is #arseniccatnip!

Dave Strider: i go by he/crab (in honor of karkat my silly rabbit) and i’m a grown man B) i’ll mostly talk about karkat and sollux, and i’ll totally reblog shit about them too. my tag is #turntechgodhead.

Bro Strider: I go by he/him. I’m 28. I won’t post much, probably, but I’ll reblog anything about my dope ass lil bro. My tag is #timaeustestified.

Kanaya Maryam: I Go By She/Buzz/Flower. I Love Rose Very Much, So Most Of My Posts And Reblogs Will Be Rose-Centric And I Will Subject You To Each Post Twelve Times A Day. My Tag Is #grimauxiliatrix.

Mituna Captor: H1 1’M M17UN4 1’M 8 5W33P5 0LD 4ND 1 G0 8Y 8UM8L3/833 1’M G0NN4 83 P0571NG 480U7 L47UL4 4ND M33N4H 4 L07 MY 74G 15 #twiceannihilated

Gamzee Nitram: yO, i’m gamzee nitram, i’ll prOlly nOt use this blOg Often, but if i dO pOp up feel free tO say hi, i’ll reblOg things that remind me Of sOurce, i gO by any prOnOuns, my tag is #gnefariousguffaw

Doublespirit: i’m duwalscar vantas! i go by he/it/sor and im a duwalscar sufferer-wways kin! no, not a fictive, i knoww. buwt anywway i’ll probably post art n shit ya my tag is #doublespirit

Kerpop Makara: yO yO YOOOO it’S thE GRAND MOTHERFUCKING HIGHBLOOD iN thE FUCKING HIVE YO! I gO bY hE/honK/snorT anD I FUCKING LOVE MEN. I mighT noT posT mucH, buT iF I dO I MOTHERFUCKING RECKON i’lL posT abouT mY sourcE. mY taG iS #ghb

#pinned post #homestuck #did system #intro post #fictives

[pony-central]

FNF vs SpongeBob Parodies Boyfriend's Reactions to November 1st coming up

Sick Boyfriend: Wait... NO NUT NOVEMBER IS COMING SOON?! WHY?! 😣

DrugFriend: *mind* Don't think about hot ladies. Don't think about hot ladies! 😫

Freund XML: *sighs* I knew this day was coming. FREUNDIN! Get me my straitjacket! 🙄

Baxter Wow: What da heck is a "No Nut November"? Is it like a holiday or something? 🤨

Rufus Cole: Your lucky I'm only seven years of age. I'll have to wait another 8 years before I can compete.

FriendBoy/Gilbert Remakeboot: Oh, crap. I didn't know that October was almost over! Mama's gonna kill me, and give me The CB! 😫

Dee Dee Warnings/Cave Boyfriend: Pfft. I don't need to compete, you dummies.

Gerald/GHB Boyfriend: Oh, man. I remember when my science teacher only got up to Day 6. I'm not competing this year. I have my ways.

BoFren/Cas Van de Pol Boyfriend: Shit! 😞

Jeremiah/Bro Friend: I can't be involved in this, November is my Exam Month! I've been training all October long to complete my exams. 🤨

Nân Péngyöu: I'm unsure on what a No Nut November is, but I don't think we have that holiday in China. I'll probably have to look it up.

Evan Barsham/YBS Boyfriend: God FUCKING DAMN IT! WHY OF ALL MONTHS DOES IT HAVE TO BE A NOVEMBER?! 😡

Sack Boyfriend: Uh, I can't compete. No anatomy under here.

Benedict Gumballs/Popsicle Boyfriend: We Popsicles don't partake in this disgusting sport. No sexual organs, remember? 🤨

Steven Graphite/SketchFriend: Not competing, either. I also lack the organ needed to do it.

Dave Sides: Oh, well. MUM! I need to get leather pants. It's for November, Mum. 😔

Andrew Chickerell/Adult Swim BF: *sighs* Here we go again.

Pamtri Boyfriend: glitches out

James Matric/Panchito Boyfriend: Dammit! 😡

Nathan Files: Naughty PonyCentral, No Nut November is happening again.

Naughty PonyCentral: Wait, what? 😟

Nathan: We need to avoid relations for a whole month.

Naughty PonyCentral: Oh, OK. Hope you succeed. 😊

Nathan: Me too, babe. 😔

#fnfspongebobparodies #friday night funkin #Lists

[kayforpay]

various fantroll infos because apparently I'm just gonna keep thinking about them anyway

clorad loilud: ~8 feet tall, thick build, extremely long, wavy hair (to the floor when standing). horns look a lot like an axolotl or moth's antennae. fuchsia, but was able to sneak off-planet while fairly young and lived on a mining colony for about 100 sweeps. due to the lack of adequate water, he still has issues with dry gills, and tends to have to soak if he goes very long without moistening them

typing quirk is "the quick bro\/\/n fox jumps o\/er the lazy dog"

hradil udhopo: 5' even, slim, a categorical twink. with horns, about 6'6". long hair (mid-back) that is very straight, to the point of lank, and cut to frame his face. horns look like stag beetle horns, and give him a bit of neck pain.

clown purple, during a battle he was in with the clurch he was injured very severely and lost his memory. his universe GHB had made an edict that memory loss should, if at all possible, be regained, and so he had other memories from trolls around him who have chucklevoodoos inserted into his brain, essentially retraumatizing him from a cinematic viewpoint.

typing quirk is "t/-/e qu/ck brown fox jumps over t/-/e lazy dog."

sunzuu sonait: fish violet, they're a comfortable 7' tall. their horns twist back in tight spirals from their forehead, and don't add much to their height. their hair is naturally straight, and they cut it into a mohawk, though it can grow in all over their head.

they're a recovering addict who failed to meet several requirements for alternian recruitment, and met hradil when he tried to walk into the ocean after he was forced to remember his injury. they've been close to him ever since, and their moirailship was a primary motivator in getting help to stay clean, because they love their lil clown.

typing quirk is "the quick brown foxx jumps over the lxzy dog"

taelir taylor the teal tailor: as their name suggests, they're teal. although they play with presentation a lot, taelir would describe themself as "masculine-adjacent". they're 5'6" tall, with close-cropped, loosely-curling hair. their horns grow out to the sides, terminating in an end that looks like the eye of a needle and the other that looks like a seam ripper.

they're the offishal tailor for clorad, but also take work on the side when he doesn't need something special. a lot of their work is altering clothes for clients that wear sizes not catered to in traditionally expensive shops (short highbloods, for instance). they wear large oval glasses at all times they're awake, though the glasses have to be adjusted to have a third lens lower than the one on the right, for their third eye, which is also the worst in terms of vision.

typing quirk is "+he quick brown fox jumps over +he lazy dog--"

#kay talks a lot #clorad #sunzuu #hradil #taelir #my ocs #I have others of course but I don't feel driven to write about dear sweet tiphy #or pansie (derogatory)