#but fucking shit dude. cmon man.

[thebuttsmcgee]

No fucking way did the Arkham Trilogy release today, and I didn't get my PRE-ORDERED COPY, while brits get both a huge discount ALREADY AND get all their copies today ARE YOU JOKERING ME

#I HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING #and ofc theres people BITCHIN that knight is too powerful for switch and its 'unplayable' GO DROWN IN A DITCH #>:^[ months. years of asking! months of waiting then delaying and waiting and saving up money! all for damn brits to get the goods #and everyone else to BITCH about boohoo da graphics and framerates why is this suit exclusive for 2 weeks. mannnnnnnn #I am upset! what the hell man! I gotta wait like 4 hours or something to even download 2 of the games! #man. cmon dude. #well. least I'll just play Wonder till then cause I do lovea me thata gamey. #but fucking shit dude. cmon man. #butts talks nonsense

[movedtodykedvonte]

The six suddenly caring about hurting Spidey cause he's so young is funny and silly and then you make it all existential. How does Peter feel about it enemies suddenly caring about him and wanting him to have a life?

Oh, he hates it.

Peter never really had someone that knew he was so young when he started out other than like MAYBE Captain Stacy and that's a strong maybe. Even then he didn't really tell Peter as Spidey to remember his youth and enjoy it before he is fully saddled into the superhero stuff.

To have his most notorious foes suddenly try and take a distant but similar position irks him beyond belief. It reminds him too much of Stacy and way too much of Ben, who understood his need to help and how he could be misguided in it. They are a far cry from either and he'd like to keep it that way.

It makes him think about his life and that he really is too young for this despite the fact he'd never admit it to anyone. How he feels further alienated from his friends and May due to it and, yeah, it is good advice and a caring message to be young and free while you can despite the fact it's coming from someone that choke slammed him into a wall not a week ago.

When they really start laying low and allowing Peter to just exist as Peter he realizes how much he missed out while being Spider-Man; the ignorance, the stupidity, and lack of hind or foresight teens are allowed to have in most aspects of their life.

He gets to be a kid but for him, it's sort of a fight between that and the guilt-fueled responsibility that is behind the mask.

#the six are like we should adopt Spider-Man and he is like #ok we dont talk about it but Peter has like mad mommy daddy issues #cause all his father figures keep dying and his one maternal figure is always on the brink of death #you can tell by the women he hits on or dates like cmon he likes a women that will just tell him what to do but in a #waht should i eat im so hungry babe way #and then all the men he looks up to like stacy and iron man or how Jonah is really protective of teen Peter and Peter in general #even if he's rude and we arent gonna talk about Normans creepy ass and Peter #but having a team of dad figures or people trying to be that sets him off cause he canonically kinda never got over being orphaned #like dude was fucked before spiderman shit that just kept doubling it #the sinister six #spider-man #spiderman #peter parker #spiderverse #marvel comics #ask #anon

[poems-of-a-lover]

i will never understand the "stop casting straight actors as gay characters" argument. people just wanna out gay actors so they can have a better grasp on who to hate.

#like this is notttt the argument u think it is #'gay roles should be reserved for gay actors' TURN ON UR BRAIN #i understand wanting to have more queer actors and to have them get more recognition. that's completely fine and im all for that. #what im NOT for is trying to enforce that every gay character has to be played by a gay actor #like did u guys learn nothing from kit connor #or all of the other actors that were forcibly outed due to this argument. like seriously. #im sorry im ranting but dear lord man #i just saw a clip of a decently popular influencer saying shit like this and it makes me so upset. esp coming from a queer creator. #celebrities owe us nothing. absolutely fucking nothing. #they dont owe us that knowledge abt themselves and we should not feel like we're entitled to it just bc two men kissed on screen!! goodness #celebrities are people and they deserve their own privacy and to have their journeys on their own time just like everyone else #they dont even need to have a journey!!!! they don't have to do anything!!! they can just live their lives!!!!! #idk man this really gets under my skin #stop trying to force people to come out just so u can make sure the very little amount of queer media we get is 'genuine' or whatever #like u sound ignorant and bigoted dude cmon now #am i gonna get hate for this i swear #anyway rant done its 1:30 am im gonna go back to! writing! #long tags #rant

[ghoulschooldropout]

thinking about MacCready's silly little outfit

#love to draw it hate to think about it #my dude why did you keep the back #get a shorter coat if the front part was bothering u so much instead of ?ripping??? it off??? #and what is keeping that pocket on your leg? tape? is that tape? what is that #please just rip the other sleeve off or sew a new one on #it just cant be comfortable the way it is #i would be so annoyed with the sleeves i gotta have either both rolled up or both rolled down you just cant be lopsided like that cmon man #his fucking belt is the only thing keeping this outfit together literally he takes that off his coat falls apart and his pants fall down #do you guys think he goes commando? i feel like he would (derogatory) #like aesthetically i love this outfit somehow he makes the asymmetry work for him and altogether its like ok cohesive outift #and like you look at all the parts and it paints the picture the devs wanted to tell about him-- it fits his story #like ok I Get It homeboy is a practical self-taught wasteland mercenary hurting for caps #+green to show association with gunners and call back to fo3 #but like do the bullets chafe him at all? do they jingle when he walks? or does he secure them tight enough not to? #his hat's baller though no complaints there #i like his lucky charm bullets even if they are a bit silly #would've been cool though if he had more personal beef with winslow and barnes and was like 'im saving these two bullets for them' #revenge quest shit ig lol #anyway maccready ? smooch #i bet he thinks he looks so cool hes like yeah bullets on my thigh? badass. #the shreds of my coat flapping behind me in the wind? badass #and gotta have a scarf. thats his staple #k rambles #sorry the brain rot is strong today

[autistic-echo]

whether dandelion was originally intentionally queer coded or not could be debated, but i honestly can with confidence say that he definitely is regardless of intention ESPECIALLY when you look at how he’s written through a modern lense, and i feel like it is really weird how in twn they’re “trying” to not lean into the queer coding and denying it despite adding things not in the books to make it even easier to interpret jaskier as queer……

maybe it’s because they don’t want to make geraskier canon but like….. you can still make jaskier canonically queer without a gay ship being canon there’s more to being queer than romance

i have mixed feelings about geralt and dandelion/jaskiers relationship and dynamic as a whole in twn especially the contrast between the book version and the netflix version. i dont have a strong opinion on the changes in geralts character, but it feels a bit lazy when there is obvious room for character development especially in his opinion about destiny and his relationship with jaskier. also the “apology” jaskier got from geralt was really half-assed and jaskier deserves better i do hope things are made better in season 3

i’m willing to give the writers the benefit of the doubt for now, considering we have two more seasons confirmed, but the way it’s gone so far is really questionable and i want better

#can’t remember if it happens in the sword of destiny or the last wish but at one point the text implies dandelion writes the little mermaid #you know. a tale known for being written by a queer man. ok. #while it is about essi dandelion literally writes a ballad about a bard falling in love with a witcher #said song is said that he only has sung to essi and geralt #that is a bit of a reach but with blood origin and the witcher/bard romance like cmon guys queer jaskier isn’t fucking reaching #if they’re trying to like. appease #if they’re trying to appease the dude bro fans what’s even the point they already dislike it at least do this #also hearing the shit about how the writers don’t even like the source material is not making things hopeful #dog why are you writing for a show if you don’t even like it 😭 #thought rambles #the witcher #the witcher netflix #jaskier #dandelion the witcher #geraskier #gerlion #would complain about this regardless if i shipped them or not btw #i complain this much because i like the witcher not cause i’m a hater

[bloominstorm]

YOU CANT OUTDO

THE DOER!!!

#STOP PLAYING WITH MY OG #like I’m sorry but are you serious #dude deadass talking bout he’s bouta lose it and instead of tryna get this man help he’s like ‘let’s fight’ #basically fuck me up and take all your shit out on me so you can feel better #what..? like are you deadass #send tht man to JAIL #LET HIS ASS GET REHABILITATED LIKE KAZUTORAS ANNOYING ASS #he’s not gonna automatically be ok bc he loses #and this dude bouta be possessed and shit like why would you wanna fight him while you’re beat up and shit #like cmon please let this end satisfyingly #tokyo revengers spoilers #Tokyo revengers 274

[v-iv-rusty]

I wish there was an option to remove yt shorts entirely I try to stay away from it but whenever I look in out of curiosity theres always some misogynistic shit in there

#misc.txt #it's always shit like. abt how women are 'weak' or w/e. mocking them in a physical sense just for existing and not being men #and if it's not that it's religious tradwife content for some God forsaken reason #like cmon dude. 1. I don't enjoy seeing content that feels like it's handcrafted to upset me specifically #and 2. how many young boys come across these things just scrolling and then the algorithm picks that up and pushes it more #like maybe I'm ignorant here but I'm honestly not sure why a lot of this is even allowed on the platform #why isnt content that exists only to degrade women on every level imaginable considered some form of hate speech? #why is 'alpha male' content and similar ok? #like some of it is shitty but I get why it's still allowed and then a lot of it truly is just flat out hate speech..idk man #I've already dealt with enough sexism irl I don't need to see it while I'm scrolling through fucking. soup recipie videos or sth lmao

[cripplecryptid]

Getting upset for a bitttf

#I was at a pre drink this week #My friend invited me but I didn't really know the other ppl #When my friend left one of the guys added more vodka to her mug bc he thought it was funny #So i (lightheartedly but seriously) went 'ay dude I'm snitchinggg' #And he genuinely got SO defensive and angry like he was about to throw a scene/temper tantrum if i was gonna tell her #He was like CMON MAN ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS ITS HER FIRST DRINK AND SHIT ARE YOU REALLY GONNA MAKE THIS I TO A THING' #And i was like WELL guess I'm telling her without him in the fucking room #He's like. Such a loser. He looks like he barely finished puberty and he has such a fragile ego #But it really made me so fucking uncomfortable #If he has just been like 'yeah snitch that's fine. Its all for funsies anyway. Doesnt really matter' or whatever it wouldn'tve been that baf #Bad #But..... That response..... Cmon #Immediately tells me everything I need to know about him

[autism-corner]

guy who willingly goes to a university has to write his first report. millions dead.

#dude. #you dont understand. its for the literal most useless class which has NOTHING to do with my actual study. #its literally just teaching basics on how to write a report. how to present. how to learn. whatever. #yeah i guess its good or whatever but rn i am NOT feeling it </3 #man the way they wanted us to learn about presenting was so shitty. #they had us record a video about our own experience. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY LEARN ABOUT PRESENTING IF YOUR NOT GIVING US AN.... #... ACTUAL TOPIC TO PRESENT ON. CMON. #+ IT WAS A FUCKING VIDEO. NO INTERACTING WITH THE PUBLIC. NO ACTUALLY STANDING IN FRONT OF LISTENERS. THAT SHIT WONT TEACH SHIT. #yada yada 'oh but its good!' sure. whatever. we got an 9/10 anyway so im not complaining (i am but not about that) but cmon. #anyway purposefully delaying on this (whole 2 pages!!!! i have it very very bad /j) thingy i have to write <3 #:( #sillyposting

[lilgynt]

my work will dead ass have agents just starting their shift give you shit for transferring a call that you’ve been working an hour and half on btw ur shift ended half an hour ago

#personal #it was more like 15 minutes but it’s still like dude #why are you talking to me so fucking meanly my hands are shaking #not even kidding that’s the fucked part literally got off the call to that asshole hands shaking #i messaged my boss like hey that wasn’t cool at all #like even if they say no you should have stayed to fix it #which soooo fucked up you don’t get a choice to stay or i have straight up had 12 and half hours days with no fucking choice in the matter #but like even if they’re like no you should have stayed and finished it #which like that esclation point is supposed to take it at the 40 minute mark if you need #i’m doing double time after my shift and ur gonna act like i’m avoiding work fuck you #honestly hate that team they don’t have strong management so they can do whatever #they don’t even do the most basic shit. i mean no right info BARELY fills out tickets #tickets fillied wrong AND they’re mean as shit man cmon #anyway if i get shit for that im gonna be a stinker

[karomiiz]

it really be the people in your own race that piss you off the most

#which i suppose makes sense bc ya know like you live with the race constantly bc #family and some extent friends #like i am not ashamed of being black or whatever but it's always the people in your own race that make you wanna bash you're head against #a solid brick wall like CMON CAN WE PLEASEEE be better than this #rant incomingggggg #but the colorist bs in the black community is so goddamn frustrating #this idea that you have to be an ideal black person to be considered black which is already based on stereotypes and idk why other black #people can't see that through their THICK SKULLS #but this idea that if you don't do traditionally black things then you are not black enough #like oH MY GOD the fucking backlash and discourse i got from just listening to kpop #and how for the goddamn longest time my mom and family would antagonize my sister for dating and eventually marrying #a man who wasn't black like for fucks sakeeee #DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE TOXIC MASCULINITY IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY HOLY FRICKING FUCK #bc for example if a black man dates outside his race it's considered like amazing you go dude blah blah #but if a black woman does it she is shamed to no fucking end for it #bc everyone around her is being like Oh wHY DoNt YoU DAte BlAcK MeN #and will get heckled for it #i quite literally cannot date a black guy bc i've been treated like shit for not fitting their black woman ideals and it's goddamn #demotivating frustrating and upsetting #like i would never be considered black excellence or whatever bc i don't have these traditional black interests or whatever #not to mention this colorist bs where if you're not dark enough you're not black enough #yes i am salty before i go to bed bc #it's literally it makes me want to scream from a rooftop #bc even me saying this makes black people pissed off ESP the toxic masculinity and misogyny part bc there's like this weird babying culture #for black men that exists bc they can't do any wrong in the community #A PERFECT FUCKING EXAMPLE #TORY LANEZ #how black men immediately rushed to him and put distrust towards meghan is FUCKING APPALLING #that exactlee highlights my point #anyway goodnight stan heeseung

[burstinn]

You accidentally sit on their face, And they actually enjoy it

HEADCANONS

Warnings and Notes:

All of these aren't serious hcs, I was high again and wanted to make this

I made this for funny

Slight nsfw

Gn reader, target audience is male

Haha face sitting

People mentioned:

Riptide (Tide), Soap, Gaz, Ghost, König, Makarov, Keegan, Horangi, Price, Krueger, Roach, Logan, Graves

You are tired, after agrueling training from a grouchy superior who had a bad day so he had to take it out on you and your comrades. You needed to sit down, badly. Your legs are about ready to give up.

Once you reach the common room, fucking finally. You pull out your phone to find something to watch, while you make your way to the sofa.

And you sit down, Before you felt something poking you, something.. Wrong. You immediately look down realizing you.. YOU SAY ON SOMEONE'S FACE

"OH MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY"

RIPTIDE

- He immediately sits up looking at you, well if his mask was off he would be confused at fuck

- "Sorry for huh??"

- Seems like you say on him while he slept

- "... ", "nothin"

- Weird, but okay.. He tells you go off while he layed back down to continue his eye rest

- Thank fucking god, Thank the holy stars he didn't catch you sittin on him

- BUT.. The holy stars didn't feel like saving you right now. Because apparently a rookie caught you accidentally sitting on Tide and told him after he woke up.. That fuckin snitch

- Now you have to face the embarrassment of Riptide confronting you about it the next day.

- Tide sounds upset as well while confronting you, how humiliating

- Well the thing that you don't know is. The thing is, he angry cause HE DIDN'T GET TO FEEL TO ASS ON HIS FACE. HE DIDN'T GET TO FEEL A PLUMP ASS SITTIN DOWN ON HIS FAAACE

- and by God would he find a way to let you sit on him.

SOAP

- Yknow.. You know how I write this man..

- He saw you walk in, distracted by your phone.. Obviously making your way to the couch while he sitting down.

- Then he got the bright idea.. To yknow.. Lay his head down to just... Idk stretch.. Totally

- He had the pleasure as well to watch your ass slowly sit down on his face, well for a few seconds anyway. Then you immediately get off his face. Sad life fr

- "huh? What's up why'd you get off?" "Your ass is nice to look at btw"

- " you saw me about to sit down on you and you didn't say anything?!"

- "A man gotta do to experience something new man.."

- You would hit him. But you would also get in trouble for that.

- he would joke the shit about it as well. He would tease the fuck outta you for the rest of the month for this.

- Bro won't even hide to shamefully ask you if you wanna sit on his face again ( in a joking way)

- (He's actually serious)

GAZ

- He was about to shut his eyes when he suddenly saw an outline of an ass about to sit on him.

- His eyes suddenly opened and he tried to get up but nah.. Too late bro you gotta feel the full plumpy moons first

- When you got up his eyes were wide and his face was red.

- "no.. It's okay.."

- he got off and left. Leaving you in your shame

- He had to leave to compose himself.. He found something new about himself and he isn't sure how to react

GHOST

- His eyes were closed.. Then he felled something soft on his face.

- Then a scream oh my god I'm sorry

- Oh.. Shit...

- He sits up, realizing you sat on his face.. He doesn't say anything.

- His face is fucking red under the mask. Your ass suddenly looked twice as big as before. Don't know how that works but go with it fr.

- He got hard, you noticed.

- "dude.. Sir..?.. Are you.."

- He just looks at you. He has that look in his eyes

- Cmon, yknow what you gotta do.. YOU KNOW

- SIT ON HIS FUCKING FACE RUAUAAAAGHHH

KÖNIG

- He wasn't expecting ass in his face, he thought he wouldn't enjoy something like face sitting but hey.. It's actually.. Nice?

- He doesn't say anything when you suddenly sit up embarrassingly trying too apologize

- He just nodded..

- He wanted you to sit on his face again so fucking badly..

- So badly he would lay down on literally anything sittable while you were in the room

- It was so fucking obvious it was almost funny

- You had to confront him about it. And he just.. Confessed, yeah, he wanted you to sit ok his face

- .... Cmon bro.. Be a man and sit on the guys face, Make his wish come trueeee

MAKAROV

- " sit back down"

- "excuse me? Sir.. No-"

- you better sit the fuck back down on his face

- He will literally pull a gun on you and force you to sit back down on his face

KEEGAN

- No fucking lie he literally took a fucking huge sniff

- You know because you fucking heard that comically loud sniff

- You had to cut your apology short to look at that dude in disbelief

- "Did you just fucking sniff my ass?!"

- Bro will literally look at you with a goofy ahh face and just look at you.. Not saying anything, not even a fuckin nod

- "you gonna sit back down on me or..?"

- He made you sit back down on his face

HORNAGI

-EHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHEHRHEHEHHhahahahahaahHAHAAH

- He will literally squeeze your ass, then pull your legs and make you sit back down on his face

- Don't even try to fight. His hands are fucking locked down on your thighs to keep you stuck on his face

- He made you sit down on his face for so long, you were literally concerned if he was breathing

- if you ask him if he's alive, he would just squeeze your leg to show you. Yeah, he's good

- if you look behind you, He's hard.

PRICE

- would smile and assure you it's okay.

- Pats your back, for more assurance. But he literally wants to Pat your ass

- Bro would imagine what it would be if you sat on his face

- Naked. Yes, if you sat on his face naked.

- If you did his beard would tickle you.. Which was what he wanted fr

KRUEGER

- He would say something like in a very angry and demanding tone

- "Why'd you get off?"

- "huh?"

- "Sit.Back.down"

- You did

ROACH

- Yo.. He feelin something he never felt before. Haha lie he just found a new kink he would actually enjoy

- He would literally follow you around and tug your shirt and point at your ass then his face

- If you would say no, He would leave and come back a few minutes later and do the same thing

- He would do it until you say yes..

- He's very happy. He's a very happy bug

LOGAN WALKER

- Would scream at you

- because you made him discover something about himself

- He's angry because of that

- He would force you to run 15 laps because of that.

- Then when you suddenly tired, sweating yo legs shaking from how tired you are

- He would silently and gently ask you ( he would toss you over his shoulder and walk you off to his room and make you sit on him)

- He won't explain why he did that. He just wanted to

GRAVES

- Would look at you like 🤨

- Then be like 😐😒😏

- stands up and slaps your ass

- and asks you to sit on his face

Everyone mentioned

- You will face fuck them

- Do not fight me on this, they will make you face fuck them

#call of duty x male reader #call of duty modern warfare x male reader #cod mw2 x male reader #gay #cod x male reader #cod x reader #könig x male reader #john soap mactavish x male reader #simon ghost riley x male reader #captain john price x male reader #kyle gaz garrick x male reader #logan walker x male reader #keegan x male reader #makarov x male reader #Riptide x male reader #horangi x reader #cod horangi x male reader #cod modern warfare #krueger x male reader #roach x male reader #keegan p russ x male reader #graves x male reader #x male reader #male reader #headcanon #cod headcanons

[emakenz]

god a friend of mine just happens to be in nearly every "problematic" fandom. like they like dream mcyt and musicals and anything queer and harry potter and disney which all doesnt sound so bad unless theyre over here singing fhe songs from the content. not bad at singing but loud and constant and i have sensitive ears man dont deafen me with cg5s gay song about some minecraft youtuber dammit let me listen to my fleetwood mac and the cranberries in peace whe n im playing racing on mine ipad!!!!!! fUck

#they havent even been out here in a while but i saw their snapchat story talking about dreams face reveal #talking abt dream becoming a thirst trap or some shit like cmon man #nooo dude why cant you be into like. rick and morty. with me. or sonic. or fnaf or fucking hannibal come ONNNN #no hate btw im just being an asshole #im itching so bad rn

[nqify]

ok, then here we go!

how about jake sully during heat? and maybe he not only can't keep his hands off of you, but when he's not touching you he can't help but jerk off right in front of you.

maybe he's just so unbearably horny that he starts to hump his pillows, the grass, your leg, his hands, or even touch himself during important meeting and has to be excused.

like he's just a needy soft!dom who is feverishly grinding on everything or tugging his thick cock in thoughts of you; poor bby can't even stop it 🥺🤭

had to make my first Jake sully fic with ur request ofc!!! AHHH!! this is so good!!!

heat. — jake sully ☆

Jake sully is the definition of needy!soft dom!! especially during heat!! this MF will find any excuse just to fuck you, like omg!! it’s a full moon we must fuck, or he made food without burning himself we must fuck!! he’s just so needy!!

so when his heat rolls around, omg get ready to be fucked and touch every single day. oh this fucker can not keep his hands off you.

lets just say, Jake starts to feel his heat coming on in an important meeting. during this meeting the only thing he could focus on was you, he’d be eye fucking you from across the room!!

his gaze was dark and lustful, his eyes were hooded and covered with little strings of hair. girl u are fucked!! you’d noticed, his posture straighten up, his arms all big and strong and his cock aching for you!! he will try everything and anything to get out of there. “baby, i need you now”

and now ur back is arched, pillow underneath you while jakes hands were gripping ur hips!! “f-fuck, pretty, this pussy f-feels so good!!”

this man would 100% get pussy drunk while he’s on heat. he’d be eating your pussy, tongue swirling around your clit while his fingers were spreading you out, “gimme more baby, want more of ur pussy, fuck so pretty for me” he loves u omg!! “such a pretty pussy baby, just for me right?? only me?? for daddy mm??” you’d be nodding, “wanna hear u say it, say this pretty pussy is mine, cmon, needa hear it” pussy is aching!!!

sometimes you’d be away from him, hunting for food or travelling with friends. you’d come home to this fucker humping the pillow, he’d be grinding, head thrown back while whines escaped his throat. “j-Jake??” this MF does not stop, he just looks at you and smirks, “aaahh, baby, daddy needs some help, you can help him right?? cmon be a good girl for me”

or whenever your away too long and you guys finally get into it, this fucker is so needy!! he’d be jerking off on top of you, “f-fuck needa cum, needa cum shit” but omg he was so hot. stroking his cock up and down to the sight of you?? pussy WET!!! “look at you baby, u want my cum?? u want daddy’s cum to make a mess of ur pussy?? yeah??”

now when he’s in heat bf will only do doggy style and missionary. he needs to have control over you when he’s in heat, or he’ll explode. this dude will have ur back arched and ur legs spread wide, gripping into ur tail for deeper thrusts.

“mmm, fuck pretty, look at this pussy, u need my cock don’t you?? u want daddy’s big cock to fill u up huh?” ur whining like PLS HELLO?? in doggy style this fucker is going deep!! like reaching every inch of u. bro is def hitting ur cervix. “yeah baby?? that feel good?? u like when daddy touches ur little special spot huh?”

now for missionary, oh boy. his veiny hand would be gripping your neck while the other was holding your waist. he’s pounding into you with everything that he’s got, “mmmm, my pretty girl likes this right?? fuck ur such a dirty slut for liking this” oh BOY!! “j-Jake!! need ur cum!!, pls fill me up daddy”

HELLO!! Breeding kink while on heat?? YEPYEP!! “yeah baby?? u want daddy’s cum? u want him to make u all full and stuffed right? yeah I can do that baby, just keep being a good girl for me” and oh my god HIS LOAD is THICK AND HEAVY!!! you could feel it in you and lord DO U LOVE IT!! and when he would see it pour out, “oh no baby, i gotta keep it in so u can have my babies!!” he’d just fuck it into you.

this dude has to be messy, spit and cum everywhere!!! you want a kiss? messy asf. he’s eating you out? messy asf. fucking ur pussy, MESSY ASF!! DEF has a spit kink!!!!!!

“cmon baby, open ur mouth for me, yeah that’s it, good girl” and BOOM SPIT!! cuz he’s on heat he feels some kind of control making you a mess

your drooling EVERYWHERE!!! and he’d make fun of u!!! “awe look at you, such a fucking whore and can’t keep herself clean can she?? she likes when daddy makes her all messy and dumb doesn’t she mm??” ur nodding bc DUH?? “uh uh babygirl, say it, say ur my dumb little slut” GIRL!!!!! “I-I’m ur dumb little s-slut!!” HSHFNJS

and ofc!!! when u guys are done he’d still keep his cock in you!! he loves having you so close, cock warming is def his fav thing to do. “baby, u still feel so warm” and omg “I love this pussy so so much”

#jake sully smut #jake sully x reader #jake sully x you #avatar way of water #avatar the way of water #avatar x reader #avatar #avatar smut #na’vi quaritch #miles quaritch x reader #miles quaritch smut #na’vi smut

[bubblergoespop]

My Top Milo Quotes

i wanna devour this man so bad. the original version of this is at least triple the length omfg. @mrsmiagreer it’s finally here <3

“From one pretty face to another.”

“Bedroom? Oh. Ohhh. [gremlin giggling]”

“Cute?! You’re gonna come here, into my home, uninvited, and tell me I look cute when I’m mad? First of all sweetheart, you’re damn right I’m cute—“

“Jesus Christ who taught you how to do healing magic, a construction worker with a jackhammer?!”

“Me and Ash give each other shit all the time. He calls me a runt, I call him a bitch bottom, we laugh, we move on.”

“Cuddled up with you, in front of a fire? That’s a one-way ticket to sleepytown, USA, population: this guy.”

“I do not spoil him! Well whaddya want me to do? He’s my lil guy.”

“I swear to god, if I’m lyin I’m dyin, he looks him dead in the eye and says “if concerns about the future of your relationship with Amanda are weighing on you too heavily, I’m sure I can get by with just Milo and Asher here.”

“Are you Lasky?”

“Touch me and your life will be measured in milliseconds. I can see myself out.”

“It’s back. I’m back.”

“And next thing you know, boom, you’re sitting here, a broken man, barefoot with no fucking dress socks.”

“‘So Mr. Greer, what was it that ultimately pushed you over the edge?’ Oh, I don’t know officer, might have something to do with the walking terror I call a mate.”

“So what if I am sappy? I’m running on sleepy middle of the night brain, you get what you get. Shhh. Hush. Don’t you be mean to me. I’m trying to help.”

“He’s a good little dude. Isn’t that right, bub?

“I got to hold my favorite person in the whole world. And only occasionally had to threaten to choke them out.”

“Mmm. You’re cute. Yeah, I called you cute. What are you gonna do about it? Get grumpy? Just makes you look cuter.”

“Do not call them my ‘titties’ you asshole!”

“Personally, I think I’m better at getting clothes off a ya than putting em on, but I’m ever at your service, baby.”

“No no no, don’t do that button. Yeah. Yeah, leave that one undone.”

“There’s my sweetheart.”

“Yeah. Well, it beats for you, sweetheart. A little more sappy shit for the road.”

“There ya go, that looks perfect! Yeah, what you’re wearing right now! You look fucking incredible in it. Yeah, I know you haven’t even started changing into the next look, what’s your point?”

“When I say you’re my mate, I mean it with every inch of me. When I say it, my core lights up like a firework. And when I feel your core answer it, and mirror it back, it feels like the fourth of fucking July in my chest.”

“I mean, obviously we’re gonna look fucking great no matter what, it is us after all”

“Hey, I know Ash is your mate, but would you mind if I use that choke collar you have for him real quick?”

“The power couple”

“And the energizer bunny takes a tumble.”

“And you won’t believe this next part but, uh, as a wolf, I don’t have hands.”

“You don’t have to ask, baby, I trust you. I know you’ll be gentle.”

“You feel like forever in my arms.”

“Oh my god, do they think my house smells weird?”

“I don’t want this for you, baby.”

“These muscles got more knots in em than you had wrapped around you the other night. And that’s saying something.”

“You run through my blood like oxygen, sweetheart.”

“Whose mouth is this?”

“And do not wear that belt, how old is that thing? It looks awful!”

“You’re not alone. I’m here. The pack’s here.”

“You want to see a hissy fit, bootlicker?”

“Cmon, head up. Up for me. There you go. I wanna see this pretty face.”

“Kissing my palm like that… you’re too fucking cute.”

“I just wanna feel you.”

#sorry this took so long #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart #bubbler’s top quotes