#but if ur a bot

[yanaleese]

Hi, please I want to ask you for help!

Please could you help me with $200 I want to use it for my project in school, I promise to give that back to you. This week is the deadline for the project it is very important to my grade I don’t want to miss out on it

Please!!!!

My wonderful besties on the Internet, I believe this is a scam. Even if it is genuine, there is no way you should send $200 to this random person. Not even me (besides I am broke as hell LMAO 💀). It can cause privacy and financial issues which you have to pay the price for.

And also I want to thank you Madame Kryptonite, for adding a new rule to the masterlist! Now I can remind others and myself to not fall for this trap, and keep others safe.

Also, if you are somehow not a bot and in actuality a real person, I highly suggest you ask someone you trust in real life. Begging for money is NOT the way to do things.

Therefore under NO circumstances, must you EVER use my inbox for this. This applies to everyone, whether you follow me or not.

#and yeah Miss Krypto...feel free to request but not money k? #I'm sorry for being a bit harsh but you can't tell me you decided to randomly choose me #but if ur a bot #please piss off. Thank you #aleese advises #aleese vents (in hashtags). #aleese comments #ac #I have asks from ppl who care about OCs and take interest in what I love. And I have to waste my time on this #anyways yeah I'm gonna been unactive and active at the same time so there's that :sob #otherwise plz theorize...and send asks? #hitting my masterlist like you guys thirsting on Karma #YEAH LMAO y'all are something else in the inbox

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: DESCRIBES MY DAYS AT WORK DMV: YOURE UGLY Verdict: DENIED

#California license plate with text UR UGLY #bot #ca-dmv-bot #california #dmv #funny #government #lol #public records

[fedoraspooky]

Just saw some posts about how all the recent irritating changes at tumblr were made for the purpose of chasing growth.

And all i can say is, there's something kinda beautifully ironic about the possibility of tumblr's eventual downfall being due to their endless need for Biggering driving the natural wildlife away.

#its like we've gone full circle in a way! #and yes this is about them pushing tumblr live by making the snooze effectively useless on mobile #seriously does anyone even use tumblr live that ain't trashy bots? #man... #tumblr im still trying to root for you here because you're still slightly more tolerable than anywhere else #but you're really making this increasingly difficult for me here #tumblr update #tumblr updates #tumblr live #ONCELER FANDOM RISE FROM UR GRAVE UR TIME HAS COME ONCE AGAIN

[cutieacefuck]

I hate that I have to report this scantily clad postman, even if he is appreciable

#rambles #fucking bots #it makes me so sad seeing such a tumblr name and it not being a person #bots stop taking all the funny names ur making me sad!!!!

[adizzyninja]

#if ur real it’s fine I’ve just never seen follows group together like that lmao #tumblr #bots #spam bots

[venacoeurva]

Super fucked up dude in YOUR area (if you’re in a literal volcano anyway)

(I draw him wildly inconsistently whoops)

-Please do not reupload, edit, or use without proper credit or linking back. Ask first please.-

#dagoth ur #dagoth voryn #voryn dagoth #morrowind #tes #tesblr #I HAD TO CENSOR THE D WORD BC BOTS KEEP FINDING THIS #artsyfartsyness #face trauma #mouth trauma #face horror #blood #Imagine waking up from the long sleep and your face peels off whoopsie #in my defense of drawing his body type differently constantly the last fandom I was in #the characterd I drew a bunch were ripped and caked the absolute fuck ip #I’m not fixing those typos #butts #not full on noodity but there is butts #all the ash monsters and corprus beasts are his kids sans the ash vampires now ig

[mushramoo]

if ur new to tumblr or even just only use it to lurk, at LEAST change ur title cos otherwise u look like a bot to me and I gotta block u

#I know some ppl aren’t familiar #but I’ve recently done a purge lol #change ur stuff! #spam bots #tumblr bots #tumblr

[lesbianambulon]

Thinking about how Cybertronians use their servos with their human partner right now. Hands that have fought wars and have most likely killed, but hands that are ever so gentle with their little human. Hands that have never felt something as soft and supple as their human's skin before. Help <3

#this is particularly about me and ultra Magnus but go ham with ur fav bot #transformers #yearning hours #transformers x reader

[strilondism]

so obsessed w dirk being completely unable to open up to rose. and then going fuck i should say something & immediately manipulating her. average father

#when u turn ur daughter into a therapy-bot #txt #upd8

[jellyaibo]

was complaining abt bots whole "arc" w a buddy and so i decided to. idk draw something abt it

(easier to read text should be in the alt text, praying that i got it rite)

#ehhh i dont feel like putting this in the main tags but hey ii fans get ur food . or somethang #PRETTY MUCH the thought process behind this was 'bot should have a crisis and fantube should experience the consequences' #eyeah #awesome #nate.art #ask to tag #ii neg #? idk just in case

[craykaycee]

.

Reminder to plz change ur pfp-- plz--

#plz if u are real ppl-- u look like bots-- I tend to block them-- plz change ur pfp from default-- #cray kay scream

[buniyaad]

the jayjon bot posted this on twitter, but i just wanted to add, live lex reaction??? also, do u think lex sometimes looks at his tv and wonders if that could have been him and clark 🥺🥺🥺

#jonjay #jon kent #jay nakamura #lex luthor #dc comics #clex #real talk #sorry jayjon bot for ripping ur post

[obsob]

Hey! Out of curiousity, how many followers do you have?

hello!! i have 26k followers HOWEVER. whilst i sometimes go on bot purges as i scroll thro my followers i hve sm real big blocks of bots that i just do not. want to individually go thro and block so that number is most likely inflated! i would guess maybe between 15-20k of real people perhaps? lots of guys! hi hi!

#tumblr im begging u . let me mass block #if ur not gna stop bots can u at least let us Do something abt it . begging u on my knees #barks

[starspaces]

neal & peter on the s.s. leviathan

#white collar #neal caffrey #peter burke #matt bomer #tim dekay #jc leyendecker #jay draws #i am Not immune to 2010s usa procedurals where one weird guy comes in and solves everyones problems #white collar fanart #pspsps wc fandom i know ur out there even though half of the latest tag content is bots rn 😭😭😭

[presidentofthelipglossclub]

being in a small fandom sucks for a lot of reasons (no content) but its also kinda fun. sorta like a small town where everyone knows everyone else and each person tends to be known for specific stuff like in the rescue bots fandom there’s someone who’s super into boulgram and draws them a lot and then there’s that person who’s whole page is like quickshadow and then you have the heatwave stans (proud member) and the guy who writes tons of poetic angst abt him and there are all the people who make those random polls every once in a while and there are the people who mostly just reblog and like content and now and then they’ll make a post and also the furries. i could go on.

anyways i feel like we’re all a community that recognizes each other and thats kinda fun. like even if we dont all follow each other we kinda coexist and recognize each other when we appear in each other’s activity section and its all because of this show we like. thats cute i love you all very much <3

#ask me and i'll tell you what i think of when i see ur acc #tfrb #rescue bots #transformers rescue bots #tf rescue bots #transformers

[tawneybee]

I will simply kill myself

#whoever botted im in ur walls #he shouldnt have been in the forum in the first place #izuku hate is so forced i stg #izuku midoriya #midoriya izuku #mha #my hero academia #bnha #boku no hero academia #twitter #twitter polls #seething frothing at the mouth