#but mmmm yum

[sukunasweetheart]

OK, poe, hear me out. What do you think the jjk males would react with a wife reader when their 4yr kid asks them how kids are made? I can just imagine with some of them, reader is absolutely shooting a death glare at their hubby, and just trying to give to basically avoid to telling the kid.(Since the kid is like 4)

hi babes! i dont write for the other jjk men unfortunately but i am more than happy to talk abt sukuna with this (as per usual)

with sukuna i feel like he would watch you trying to make up some really basic child-friendly story about how kids are born into this world and sukuna would listen into your cheesy ass explanation and SNORT LMFAOOO making it seem like the process of conceiving a child (sex) is all magic and rainbows <3 when in reality you know he was balls deep inside you for nights on end until your poor womb was so full with his seed,,, there was no way that you were NOT getting pregnant after that,,,

but ofc, u cant tell ur infant child this so um, that made up fairytale of yours will have to do for now. sukuna will continue to cackle at you, and so you'd probably narrow your eyes and glare at your husband being like "be quiet. unless you have a better story in mind?"

"what? you want me to talk about how i literally turned you into a cream filled-"

you clasp your hand over his mouth so fast. luckily your child had already tuned out due to their low attention span and did not hear that last part 💀 only sukunas muffled laughing can be heard.

"are you mad??" and he only starts laughing harder.

"ahh, this whole thing reminded me of the good old times though. i miss trying to put a baby in you. how about we reminisce tonight? i could give you a second one..." he'd whisper to you afterwards.

you say no, but he is aware that your nos are never really a no... youll cave in anyway. it hits different when he's ACTUALLY trying to impregnate you.

#poe answers #mmmm breeding kink my love #dilf sukuna is yum #sukuna x reader #sukuna #jjk x reader #sukuna smut

[stheadcase]

he’s off to do some animatronic maintenance and nothing more!

#i got gay about him lol #the only reason he’s not holding a knife is because hammers are easier to draw #god help the common man. he is simping over 5 orange pixels. #dsaf #dsaf jack #dayshift at freddy's #jack kennedy #i am eating him mmmm orange flavour yum yum yum

[yourslimeybuddy]

can i get uhhhhh burger with a pomni on the side?

instructions unclear, pomni in the burger

#slimey speaks #my art #artists on tumblr #ask #anonymous #tadc #the amazing digital circus #pomni #tadc pomni #burger #mmmm yum #described #image id in alt text

[eepyracc]

You guys I might actually combust

I am eating him up, devouring him in fact, committing cannibalism and other heinous acts in his name. I do NOT think I will be able to survive a week waiting for him pls send help

#frothing at the mouth #intensive shaking #gnawing at the bars of my enclosure #mmmm yum yum yum crunch #30cm is nothing #anyways pls lend me strength because i might just convulse #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad? #what in hell is bad #prettybusy #whb lucifer

[oriiduckko]

Old man Yaoi

#you know it’s good when it’s them #leshy x p03 #mmmm yum yum #// #mii fanartz #inscryption #p03 #Leshy

[durrealism]

wanna get back into pixel art, take this madotsuki (i color picked but who cares)

#durrealism art #artists on tumblr #digital art #my art #art #illustration #madotsuki #yume nikki #yumenikki #pixel art #it feels like its been ages #yeah #yummy nickel #mmmm yum yum #i forgot i had a tumblr

[imaf00die777]

#strawberries #strawberry #strawberry cake #yummy #food blog #mmm #delicious #pretty food #food pics #foodie #dessert #yum #food blogger #cake #pretty #pink #pink cake #mmmmm #mmmm #sweet #sweets #treats #@bakesby.olivia

[clownhourz]

Can’t leave this man no where <3

#mmmm yum #ghb #the grand highblood #homestuck

[veveisveryuncool]

dandelion/gardener dee lore yippee

#they are so silly #i can project my anxiety on to them mmmm yess yum yum #but also 🥰🥰 happy flower time #gardener dee #kirby oc #kirby series

[sleep-nurse]

hhhhhello Willow!!! :3

I would like to say that. i very much love your art :> it's very pretty and shiny and nice! and looks like it would taste a bit like cheesecake

anyway, i hope you have a good day!!!!! c:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAATHANK YOU??????^?^??🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 IM GONNA EXPLODE THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME AHKJ>EDGHJKEHKJHEGHJEG....,.,....🥹🥹🥹💥💥💥💥

ALSO now that you say that i'm going to eat my art now

#asks #MMMM YUM CHEESCAK #THANK YOU SO MUCH THO AUGHJJEHGJKEHEKJG #this made me so happy im so glad you like my stuff

[pretty-dorian]

putting my thumb in his mouth to see the way his eyes roll back. i just want to see him get so desperate, he tears up

#mlm nsft #nsft #queer nsft #ftm dom #gay nsft #trans nsft #mmmm yum #he's just so pretty #dacryphilia

[idknotgonnapost]

that’s so many satsumas 😭

#chill girl #mmmm my tummy is so full from satsumas and red bull yum #malcolm tucker #he ain’t making it #ttoi #the thick of it

[iplayghoul]

i feel lik if i post more ab what im writin i might be forced 2 finish it ... anyways so rn im workin on a bit of story buildin wit a countryside/country bumpkin type universe wit eren and ony! 🤭 any thoughts anybody?

pwncez is constantlyy raising da bar && inspirin me to make longer fics && luv writin

#﹒﹒﹒𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𓂃 ! #eren && ony mmmm yum 🤤🤤🤤 #gimme things 2 include? ill work on it for a while and try not 2 lose motivation

[eyeles-alt]

its white boy wednesday whenever im around a block of extra sharp cheddar cheese .

#cheese #cheeseposting #cheese posting #sharp cheddar #extra sharp cheddar cheese #cheddar cheese #sharp cheese #mmmm yum

[imaf00die777]

#smores cake #s'mores #s'mores cake #cake #dessert #art #mmm #yummy #food blog #pretty food #foodie #delicious #food pics #yum #mmmm #mmmmm #pretty #@___fleeting

[pandapillow]

GOT SOME GOOD TEA YALL

#mmmm yum #I may not be able to read the what it says but I do know that it tastes good