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kate-komics · 2 years

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What’s this? Yet another broody, dark haired, cocky man in desperate need of therapy? Well don’t mind if I do!!!!

I know folks mostly know me for Star Wars art but like… I can’t recommend ‘The Boys’ enough. Both for the satire on American consumer culture and the man angst. But fair warning, it’s… a lot.

#but mommy I can fix him!#billy butcher #the boys #the boys fanart #karl urban #kate komics #total dilf #comicart #fan art

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poltoreveur · 4 months

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I could fix him but I kinda like him a little murderous and psychotic tho

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chefkids · 9 months

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Writer in the Dark - Lorde x Donna & Carmy

#the bear #carmen berzatto #carmy berzatto #donna berzatto #mommy issues #lorde #my gifs #jeremy allen white #jamie lee curtis #web weaving #the bear fx #i can fix him

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ldr-is-my-life · 2 months

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pink champagne

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stop-talking · 2 months

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ughhh the derek fic is sooo cute and i love it i think you did an incredible job giving him a more complex personality than just a douchebag we see in the movies and it makes me so soft for him 🥹

Derek Danforth is a complicated character

Or at least, that's how I see him.

• He has a weird/strained relationship with his mom, and his dad is dead. (And it's implied his mom doesn't like him, "God I wish he was alive so I could kill him" or something.)

• But even so, he claims the reason he started his little scam operation in the first place was to help her win the election. (Which is probably partially true, he started it to help her, then kept it going because he liked the money/power/thrill of his little crime empire.)

• And even in the movie?? He's not a COMPLETE douche. I'm probably reading too much into things, but there's this short scene where he bumps into his mother's assistant and says sorry and moves out of her way

• Just before that he was flirting with this other lady (in a totally stupid way... offering her crypto?? seriously??) but even then he wasn't saying or doing anything rude. He was just being dorky.

• He's likely been under a lot of pressure his whole life to keep up a good image, considering he was born wealthy. And it probably got worse once his mom started pursuing a political career, since he couldn't jeopardize her reputation.

• And finally, Josh Hutcherson said one of the notes he got from his director (like, instructions, guidance, something to keep in mind while acting out a scene) was "Just remember that all of us just want to be loved and we can only ask for that with the tools that we're given."

• I'm not saying he's innocent and growing up as a troubled little rich boy was sooo hard that I don't blame him for turning to crime. These things aren't an excuse for his actions, but an explanation. He was definitely in the wrong, but he isn't some stereotypical comic book villain either. He isn't evil.

ANYWAYS sorry for writing you a whole ass essay when I should be writing fanfic, you just got me thinking. At the end of the day Derek Danforth is a bad guy, yes, but he's also just a dorky little mama's boy.

#josh hutcherson #jhutch #derek danforth #derek danforth x reader #he has mommy issues #its cannon #also his irl equivalent would probably be a mixture of elon musk and donald trump jr #and i hate both of those guys #so yeah #hes a dick #but i still want his dick #i can fix him

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diegosumbrella · 18 days

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s1 diego hargreeves.. dreamy sigh..

#my knife boyfriend guys #i love him AND his mommy/daddy issues #i cant fix him but i can hold him and love him for his flaws #diego hargreeves #umbrella academy #umbrella acedmy #diego hargreeves x reader #diego hargreeves x you #diego hargreeves smut #diego hargreeves knife kink

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langernameohnebedeutung · 9 months

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Honestly, Cameron has one of the most interesting dynamics with House out of all the fellows. as long as you ignore almost everything about it.

#why is she mommying that old man #how disappointed she gets with him at times #'no I want him to kick your ass'#that time she broke into his apartment because he wouldn't answer his phone and lovingly woke him up (for a meeting that was hours later?'#house md #fandom #she's the og 'I can fix him'

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twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat · 1 month

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Regarding the mommy suguru agenda

OH HOW I WISH TO SIT ON HIS LAP AND YAP MY HEART OUT WHILE HE JS PLAYS W MY HAIR😞🙏 A KISS HERE AND THERE GRGRGRGRGRGRRR

UGH SND TALKING AB AN ITEM AND THE NEXT TIME HE GOES OUT HE COMES BACK W IT JS BC HE REMEMBERED 😕😕

THE MOMMY!SUGU AGENDA IS REAL FOREVER AND ALWAYS…… anon we’re holding hands. you get it. he is so gentle and attentive and eager to pamper you 😔😔

AND HIS LAP!! yes…. personally i think he would let you rest your head on his lap and lull you to sleep with his silky voice but that’s just me. little kisses here and there 🥺 so true… he can’t help himself……. and he would be suchhh a good listener. the Best. he LOVES when you yap to him it’s canon to me!!!!

AND HIM COMING BACK WITH THE GIFTTTT HE’S SO……. :((((( he’s just so effortlessly perfect. pays attention to every little thing you say. remembers all the little things you tell him about yourself. the caretaker of all time.

#plays w your hair and reads you a bedtime story and makes you soup and calls you his little baby :((((#he’s so mommy it makes me feel ill #thank you for spreading the agenda anon i love you very much <333 #one headpat from this man would fix me #(and i’ll die on the hill that one ”mommy” from you would fix HIM….)#i don’t even mean sexually or anything i just think it would Fix him. enlighten him. he has reached Motherhood.#you get it anon i know i can trust you #ask tag ✩

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namisbitch2 · 3 months

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This scene has always been funny to me cause Betty wasn’t only fantasizing about Armando finding her attractive but ALSO Mario, LMAOO my girl is so real for that

#ysblf #i can fix him #mario lowkey screams mommy issues ngl

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giaavqe · 1 month

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‘i could fix him’ and he’s a dead ghost with mommy issues who murdered people (and is lowkey insane)

#evan peters #tate langdon #tate and violet #ahs murder house #ahs fandom #american horror story #tate x violet #tate x reader #mommy issues #i can fix him #skull #face paint #hot celebs

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kazieka · 3 months

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this just in: the gamers are upping their fight club game. Daisy figured out if she snags her claws on Gus’s collar that it gets a good hold on him without hurting him (and therefore causing the fight game to end early) but also these are quick release collars so sometimes she grabs his collar and it just falls the fuck off and she gets SO MAD

#lindsey shut up #the gamers #she is a very small tactician!!!!! pro gamer strats!!!#i only found this out because Daisy fully picked up his collar and brought it to me meowing sadly #‘gus collar broke mommy :( fix it so I can keep grabbing him’#she is very. idk. insistent about collar rules #she brings me hers too if it ever comes off because she knows she’s supposed to wear it #and apparently that applies to Gus also #they’re. fools. and I love them

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thegayneurodivergentagenda · 1 year

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Matilda (by Harry Styles) × Bad Buddy The Series

You were riding your bike to the sound of "It's No Big Deal"

And you're trying to lift off the ground on those old two wheels

Nothing about the way that you were treated ever seemed especially alarming 'til now

So you tie up your hair and you smile like it's no big deal

Matilda, you talk of the pain like it's all alright

But I know that you feel like a piece of you's dead inside

You showed me a power that is strong enough to bring sun to the darkest days

It's none of my business, but it's just been on my mind

You're just in time, make your tea and your toast

You framed all your posters and dyed your clothes,

You don't have to go

You don't have to go home

Oh, there's a long way to go

I don't believe that time will change your mind

In other words, I know they won't hurt you anymore as long as you can let them go

You can let it go

You can throw a party full of everyone you know

You can start a family who will always show you love.

You don't have to be sorry for doing it on your own

You don't have to be sorry, no

Matilda (by Harry Styles) × Bad Buddy The Series

BadBuddy× my Playlist 9/n

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mothrcobain · 2 months

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if kurt cobain was alive i’d try to fix him but he'd end up trying to fix me

#kurt cobain #kurdt #this man is ABSOLUTELY an 'i can fix her' man #argue with a wall #ill say no to this over my dead body #no questions #he is an i can fix her man and he always will be #he's got mommy issues don't blame him

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ldr-is-my-life · 2 months

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peachyxxkeens · 2 years

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Clay Barber I would treat you so right

#johnny knoxville #i would take such good care of him i swear #yes i can fix him #he has mommy issues i have daddy issues we're literally perfect for each other

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theood · 1 year

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Gonna be entirely honest from what ive heard abt New Soupernatural it honestly feels very unfitting for Dean to go around actually saving his mom. Like. Im SORRY to say it but the way John raised Dean and how John shaped him to be Sams Protector to be There For Sammy to raise him with the burden of "you may have to kill him for me, Dean. You're going to need to watch Sam and I need you to promise me you'll shoot him if he goes south" is really fucking integral to why Dean is Dean.

YES, we see Dean multiple times wanting a white picket fence life. We know he doesn't want to hunt. But for him to completely rewrite time. Alter a timeline feels. So disingenuous to who his character was.

Dean didn't deserve to die how he did, but what he's doing in Heaven is no better. Deans story should have ended differently yes, but not how it's going in The New Show

#im.not gonna tag this bc from what I've seen its an unpopular opinion but 8/ like. idk I (#Know Dean. And I think like truly as much as I love the show we DID stray from what he was. WHO he waz because og #John. Because he lost his mom #There was always a split between him and Sam bc of his mom. And we know Dean early on got the role of protector thrust on him #and he viewed himself as killing his mom. I don't think its right he finally gets to fix that. It doesn't feel right.#Dean is. Narratively a tragedy. His happy ending is happy but his true wants aren't fufilled but by the end he should have learned #to let go. To mourn truly and wholely and properly. Family doesn't end with blood. He can cry.#idk. I'm being preachy over the show I didnt watch bc it looked kinda shitty and I really didnt care for #follow baby boy john b4 he abused his kids and blamed them for mommys death #But I also really fucking hated Marys return on SPN it felt so dumb. Its such a dumb fucking arc to me #IDK. Hashtag Castiel kinnie has feelings on his source material but like man this ain't it #spn posting

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