#but no he’s just like a tier for me rn

[quinn-pop]

bonus: meta knight tries to eat

ive been thinking magolor thoughts

#you would not know this since he hasn’t infected my brain rot much yet but magolor is one of my favorites #and i will admit half of why i wanted rttdd was for the epilogue (lore is cool!!!) #admittedly i dont like him nearly as much as i THOUGHT i would by this point?? #I fully expected him to be a blorbo #as i absolutely loved mags as a kid #but no he’s just like a tier for me rn #i do have some writing ideas though hm #but that’s for later #magolor #kirbyposting #kirby #marx kirby #meta knight #his ears are so floppy idc if it makes sense #my art or something

[pickled-flowers]

Saw some of the grossest parenting today in the bus

#this dad was on his phone the whole bus ride ok #and his two kids were screaming arguing #at most he would periodically tell them to lower their voice while still on his phone #one time he told them to stop the one sitting next to him hit him 😭 and he went back to look at his phone with no reaction #my guy something is seriously wrong with you #your kids are screaming at each other doesn't even matter all that much that we are in the bus rn #theyre not just being loud kids you need to do smt!!!!!! its too early for this!!! i could hear them even with my noise cancelling headphone #anyways #ive never seen smt like this #and i work in a mall i see lots of parents and kids #idk smt really disgusting about a parent just not even interested in engaging with their kids #dude no wonder they're loud they probably want ur attention #also this one lady once who came in wjth a big stroller #and the store where i work has little moving rooms between the aisle so this woman decided TO LEAVE THE STROLLER WITH A KID INSIDE AT THE #FRONT OF THE STORE #the kids started crying and his hrother (toddler not in the stroller but not following the mom for some reason) started exploring and i #i had to watch them until the mom came back but like the woman just left them there??? #i just stepped in but what if i hadnt??? lady????????? #i see lots of cute interactions of course #like this little girl who came with who i think is her grandpa and he asked me to help her chose her next manga read 😭💖 #i basically work in a book/toy store #theres a lot of candy as well the kids love it #idk i like seeing kids being happy ok it is healing #like all the kids sitting on the floors deep in their books while the parents shop 😭😭😭 makes me smile every time top tier behavior

[moeblob]

So uh. Eventually I'll stop drawing these guys so obsessively but not today I guess.

(DND AU where it's just these two, Brent, and Paul on a life mission to annoy Chris the GM by having the pact of "we're only here for Karen's benefit")

Karen is a warlock, Right is a cleric, Paul is a paladin, and Brent is a bard (so he can use bardic inspiration on Karen).

#my characters #fun fact i was watching a trio of streamers do tier lists and i saw them do a tier list about their streamer friends #and they all voted on how the person would die in dnd and the funniest thing to come out of it imo #was the difference of SELF SACRIFICE and under it FORCIBLY SACRIFICED #like who would take one for the team willingly and who would be disposed of with majority vote #then they added an executed for their crimes spot under that so while they were debating some guy they settled on #he was the one that initiated most of the forcibly sacrificed ideas and that means he was eventually executed for his crimes #which ... was really funny to distinguish #the point is thats karen in this non existent campaign #she is here to mess people up and then use her allies as scape goats and they all just go well that sucks peace out im on the chopping bloc #and chris is getting more and more distressed over the fact YOU GUYS CAN LITERALLY TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF IT #but they really dont talk their way out of it like he wants #they instead are like ok cool so im gonna pretend like i didnt see karen kill that guy #and shes like i mean it was an accident i didnt MEAN to kill THAT guy #which is why they all vote to not see it and not bring it up RIP that guy #i saved this canvas as A WARLOCK AND HER CLERIC #which is honestly fitting #anyway i wanna draw fanart again at some point but my joy is stored in the ocs rn #i dont play dnd i just listen to one person talk to me about dnd and thats enough #oops i fell in love

[meowmeowmessi]

messistas can try to give this a positive spin as much as they want but this is the fumble of the century the kind of disastrous decision making skills at club level that i was talking abt there's no coming back from this

#remember that wasted potential comment. yeah that. he's exhibiting those tendencies again bc time is a flat circle #he fumbled the b'dor too i'm going to have to watch pep present messi's 8th to haalarse the sport is gone im going to die #he should've just retired after the wc bc what the hell is this. like there's no way he's staying fit in the mls #literally a bottom tier league that makes players like riqui puig look like maradona. it's less football and more business #like yeah sure he doesn't owe us fans anything etc etc but HE'S STILL THE BEST ITW LITERALLY GOING TOE TO TOE WITH THE BABY GOATS RN??? #most dribbles in the top 5 leagues after vinicius most assists right after kdb i think and so much more #and he's taking all that to eagle land so some fat floridian can watch messi caviar ball????? WHAT #messi look me in the eye this isn't you #pep said without pressure messi gets bored oh it's so so joever he's actually finished he's packed it up #i'm going to need 50 business days to process this

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

I feel bad cuz this shit cute af but I'm making it so inaccessible to anyone who doesn't want to read a 10k+ cnc fic just to get a couple thousand words of radiodusk fluff lol

Shout out to Angel for trying to wingman for Husk and Husk being the most man who has ever manned

#angel: man this is clearly a sore spot for Al. i rlly want him to like his curly hair and he obviously cares about husk opinion of him #angel: ik I'll give husk like multiple opportunities to give alastor the validation he clearly is looking for #angel: hey Husk lookie at Al. what do you think? do you want to take part in this and make him feel handsome? #husk: looks good #angel: #anyway #having my hair played with is like top tier content for me #i also have a very sensitive head and will cry hysterically if i brush it and have a lot of childhood trauma surrounding my hair lol #not the same thing as al but close enough #husk is very very jealous rn and can't figure out why cuz he's never been a possessive or jealous person in relationships #but angel's touching him✨ and husk doesn't like that✨✨✨ #al just wants someone to touch his hair in a normal way #making myself anxious because the ship tag isn't super popular which means im like showing up a lot and that makes me feel crazy and weird #fic wip #my fic #my writing #the roofie fic™

[hyacinth--girl]

My uncle just turned up at my house with a surprise bike for me 🥹🥹🥹

#I am 26 #we discussed maybe one time that I would like to start riding again if I could get a bike for free bc I don’t wanna buy one and not use it #now he gives me a free bike and it’s blue and has a basket 🥹🥹🥹🥹 #this is such a top tier dad move and it’s so fitting bc he’s been the best father figure all my life #anyway just feeling some love rn

[todayisafridaynight]

still pissed at RGG for giving us a good dad in this series for once and then killing him i fucking. AND HE WAS GEORGE TAKEI.

#spoilers #y7 spoilers #snap chats #no one look at me ive accidentally been typing tekei instead of takei for a while but anyways #i just think masumi arakawa was a cool dude. goated even #should i make a dad tier list. do one of those exist or do i have to make it cause now i just want to rank RGG dads and father figures #where does sawashiro even go on that list. he put his baby in a locker frame one but also spent the next 37 some years trying to atone #cringe putting your baby in a locker that's hard to come back from ngl esp when that lead to the issues he has #not even just the physical issues obvi the mental issues were REAL cause of those first 23? years idfk when he got lung surgery point is #kiryu makes me think of my dad so i love him but also. You Can Do Better But I Also Understand Why You're Like This #im not thinking of every RGG dad rn point is i miss arakawa :( i miss george takei :( #is that why they casted takei they knew they couldnt afford for him to come back. Evil. #ok thats enough from me for tonight bye

[thedarklyblue]

i want to KICK someone !!!

#.txt #just bein cranky it's not a whole thing but i can and will complain #dislike my asm. he just fucking rubs me the wrong way #hes a big fan of bitching which just makes me anxious i don't see value in it #i don't want to think about how rehearsal sucks and he doesn't want to be here today i want to be excited that it's the last rehearsal #before break #feels like hes doubting me like the guy will not stop asking when i'll set up a prop table #today specifically he keeps snorting. like the gross wet 'i know you have a runny nose but go blow it and be done' #he's not actually that good at his main job like the kid is basically just on book rn #but it takes him a full fifteen seconds to find where he is when people call line #and he still looked at me today and said 'yeah i think i have the harder job rn you're just watching some lines and i'm following all of it' #well Not Well #also fuck you cues are complicated and i have to watch the full script just as much #and hes decided to sit next to me which is fine i guess #except im at the tech table so now he's blocking my way out of the row and i keep having to get up #and hes In The Way and just looks at me and goes 'oh do you want me to get that' #ALSO note on his job 'being harder' hes literally on a pokemon tier list maker half the time #he works in costumes and keeps passive-agressively being like 'huh. why am i the scenic liason when i work in costumes. inconvenient.' #guess what it's because i don't trust you to be costumes liason #she asks a lot and you complain if scenic needs you more than twice a week #he complains when he has nothing to do and he complains when he has something to do and he's one of those #self described leftist communists who literally just complains about how everything sucks and he could do it better #like go off but stop bitching dear god i don't want to be around you #it would be more complicated and i'd have to spend more time here but i think i could run this more smoothly my fucking self #but he's my only asm and i really should have one. #he wants to be a full stage manager and like................ #i want to work on next year's jterm show so bad. i didn't want to be above an asm. but he's applying to stage manage it #and if he's in charge i am literally not doing it #so guess who's applied to be sm bc i have seniority. #so yeah he gets on my nerves

[fagmegumi]

im on naruto ch110 (gaara vs sasuke chunin finals) and i wish i had more comments to make but so far all i have to say is i keep stanning rock lee

#hes just the best kid ever. i hope he powers up like crazy and beats everyone’s ass. i wish this manga was about him #in all seriousness. i like everyone else too i guess. sakura and that other girl ninja’s dynamic is cool i wish this wasnt sexism city and #i had reasonable hope of seeing it evolve more beyond a chapter here and there and a ‘we like the same boy’ enmity. #what else. um. kakashi’s failswag is intriguing and im entertained but not quite bewitched (yet). #naruto is cute. perfectly serviceable protagonist. #hinata is so lame and kinda gets on my nerves. #sasuke is annoying sorry. but i guess hes in his edgy 12yo era cant hold it against him ill have to see how he develops. #oh and I know gaara is supposed to be super hateable rn before his big redemption or whatever but I already kinda like him as in i like #it when he’s onscreen/on page(?). just the concept of a 13yo who cannot contain his bloodlust and is always barely restraining himself from #crazy murdering people is top tier comedy. to ME. #ok thats it so far. im mostly doing these updates for chiara hi chiara if you’re reading this i love you ill warn you when i get to the #kakashi backstory or whatever it was you wanted me to warn u about im not sure. also please read jjk #personal #naruto

[elegyofthemoon]

@ abel and helena: you’ll never have what jack and lacie had

#snow speaks #spoilers in tag for fena ep 11 ! #i COULD put this on my ramble blog but its not like ive been liveblogging my experience watching fena so hi hello howdy #BUT LIKE EP 11 WAS A BIT OF A MIIIIINDFUCK #LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WAS ABEL POSSESSED???? WHAT BS WAS THAT???? WHATS W THE RED GLOWING EYES ???? TRYING TO BE AVAMPIRE WHAT IS THIS????????? #but more than anything abel and helena's relationship made me think back on jack and lacie #and seeing a lot of the talk about abel in the tags im like hmmm i hope jack is never touched by new fans LKAJSDHFA #but anyways jacie top tier it cannot be outdone by anyone else #but i will say theres something pretty about watching abel cause his own demise chasing a dead dream #also the reaction while i was watching was like huge pikachu face alskdjfah #me watching abel walk towards illusion of helena: OH MY GOD IS HE GONNA DIE??? #abel drops dead literally a second after #me watching helena catch fire and abels spirit walks after: omg is he unknowingly walking to the fire #abels whole body catches on fire #anyways. fenas been fun! i dont really like how theyre wrapping it up rn #and they JUST DROPPED ANOTHER MINDFUCKERY !!! #but i might watch that ep later cuz theres only so much i can watch before i have to do something else alsdkjfa #fena pirate princess spoilers #fena spoilers #IN CASE bc i think stan wanted to watch it but idk if he already did ( / w \ ) #this actually makes me wanna go reread the tragedy trios chapters in ph but do i need to really hurt myself like this. do i really?

[hoshiyoshis]

no but like....... this isnt even the first time this guy has done this. one of my friends literally stops engaging as much w the chat because of the fact he treats everything like something he needs to argue. im just here to make a silly stupid tier list abt how chewy i think certain bosses are. im not making a serious tier list!! im just having fun!!! UGH

#daisy.txt #im punching the walls rn like. is it rly so hard to just agree to disagree??? #hes making his own tier list now which is fine but god if he doesnt talk constantly about how he disagrees w me over and over #like. just make ur own list!!! idc!!!!!!

[gothamcityneedsme]

ok im not hiding it anymore.  tim posts get tagged now

#shitpost #im just making his tag 'tim' b/c like 'robin' would be a hella confusing tag #and seeing as he is robin RIGHT NOW 'red robin' feels incorrect #anyways congrats to tim drake for becoming the first character i made a tag for that isn't superman. #actually a huge deal. 10000% he's rocketing up my fav tier at an unsurpassed level #im admitting it to myself. im reading comics. i bought a second cover of his comic yesterday b/c i liked the alt cover so much #im like 85% sure he's my favorite robin. like. i have to just admit this to myself. #i have a favorite robin. it's. happening. #this is like a midlife crisis to me rn ngl

[marlenesluv]

Ooooo what about reader who is dating Charles and keeps posting thirst traps on insta in a vintage Ferrari jacket and not much else, all because she misses him

Tease. (CL)

don’t mind me, just fainting bc i love this so much. sorry this took a bit for me to get to, i hope you like it!!

pairing: charles leclerc x fem!reader

warnings: suggestive pics/comments, cussing

masterlist here -> masterlist link

^ check my list for all posts! ^

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y/n.user: supporting char from monaco this weekend bc of work, but i’ll be wearing ferrari gear 24/7 ❤️

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charles_leclerc: ma chéri you’re killing me

↳ y/n.user: miss you too

f1wags: babes woke up this morning and chose to slay

y/nfp16: hello?? the first pic is going to drive charles crazy fr

user1: fav couple on the paddock

isahernaez: bonitaaaa

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cl16ycs55: we all know isa took these and encouraged them

↳ y/n.user: obv

user6: i fear she ate, guys

ferrarifp4: we love a supportive gf

f1updates: update of the day: mother slays again

charles16edits: bro is gonna make that first one his wallpaper

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

texts with charles:

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y/n.user: good morning☀️☕️

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f1wags: charles has to be screaming today before quali

charles_leclerc: baise chérie

y/n.user: bébé?

author: charles “fuck babe” you “babe?”

user2: charles on his phone rn before quali like 🥵📱

isahernaez: stunningggg🔥🔥🔥

*liked by creator*

cl16.cs55: WOAH ferrari wags are top tier

user5: the pictures omggggggg y/n ur killing us

landonorris: help me bleach my eyes. THE BLEACH!!! get the BLEACH😭

y/n.user: drama queen over here

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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charles_leclerc: p2 in qualifying for singapore❤️🇸🇬 missing my girl back home. be back soon with a trophy😘

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y/n.user: just bring yourself, a trophy is fine too ig❤️

charles_leclerc: ❤️😘

user7: the text from y/n😭🥹

f1wags: THEM YOUR HONOR😭😭

scuderiaferrari: ✊

editz4chary/n: my otppp

y/nfp16: the real question is how is charles dealing with the pictures y/n is posting 🤭

formula1page3: p2 ➡️ p1

joris_trouche: bravo👏👏

*liked by creator*

paddockfits_f1wags: missing y/n in the paddock this week😔🫶

user9: the second pictures goes so hard

carlossainz55: vamossss🔥

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y/n.user: today outfit, todays coffee mug, and todays winner❤️ (congrats on p1 baby, come home for ur present)

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danielricciardo: #aftaidtoaskwhatthepresentis

landonorris: #sex?

carlossainz55: #pancakes

charles_leclerc: #prollysex

landonorris: #ewgtfo

charles_leclerc: #noyou

f1wags: MISSED YOU ON TV, QUEEN

user3: the fit is giving

ferrariwags1655: wwwoooooaaaahhhhh🥵

isahernaez: come back to the paddock i miss you

lilymhe: stunning❤️

cl16: WOOO A CHARLES WIN ❤️🔥❤️‍🔥

user4: the mug is super slay girl

f1editspg: can’t wait for his next win❗️🏎️

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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y/n.user: he’s home☺️❤️

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*creator has limited comments on this post*

charles_leclerc: amour❤️

*liked by creator*

francisca.cgomes: cutiesss🥹 let’s get lunch soon!! you, me, pierre, and charles!

y/n.user: yesss🫶

danielricciardo: finally, we can stop seeing these thirst trap pictures only meant for charles when we open instagram🙏

charles_leclerc: why would you look at them????

danielricciardo: WHAT!??? WHY DID SHE POST THEM?

y/n.user: for charles :(

charles_leclerc: you’re making her sad now

danielricciardo: 🤦‍♂️

isahernaez: the shirt❤️❤️so cute!! i need one!

y/n.user: sending you the link rn!❤️

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charles instagram story:

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[kuiinncedes]

shdhdjejs

#can i stop lmfao i knew this would happen 🥳 #had to semi-run a mass meeting for glowstick club and wow did i majorly fucking suck 🤩 #was absolute shit at trying to introduce our club just the absolute worst was reminded how terrible i am at any kind of public speaking #without like a script or something in front of me 🤪 #bc i just forget shit and think about it later and agonize over like how much better i could’ve made it #BUT THERES NO POINT IN DOING THAT OTHER THAN TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD LMAO IDK #the chaos/confusion/chaos 😭 of mass meeting was just for a bit tho and the end was lit (ahaha literally we had glowsticks djfhddj) #the end was top tier 😭 but god i just feel like :] #anyway lemme just try not to think about it lmfao i also wish i sent in the board chat when the director like thanked us for helping lead #i wannaknow what he would’ve said if i was like sorry for fucking up the intro 😭 #but WHATEVER it’s done it’s fine we started on a terrible note and ended with a bang XD #and like i don’t even remember the chaos of my mass meeting as an attendee last year so it’s fucking fineeee #and it’s like no pressure at all just vibes just chill club shit this club is chaos anyway esp rn shffjdd #*screams* ok anyway #just had to like get it out before going to bed XD #jeanne talks

[heyassbuttlmao]

this is a s8 hate account why does it suck SO much

#I mean the good parts? god tier #but christ the rest of it sucks ass #like sorry what the fuck is sam's attitude toward benny #and various other things #also I'm watching citizen fang rn and christ the ableism has always been rampant in spn #but the way they're talking about martin here makes me want to scream #the original episode he was introduced in had its issues but at least he was more or less still treated as a capable character #who just had some hangups he needed to get over yk but who wasn't completely incompetent #and now they're saying he should be 'assembling toys in a padded room' like dude stfu #idk it's the shift from sorta portraying it as oh he just needs to get over this (not ideal but it wasn't terribly done) #to being a dickhead about the fact that he is now trying to get over it?? stfu #idk if I'm making any sense and I forget half of sam interrupted but like #christ this conversation is making me wanna scream

[tea-cat-arts]

Ranking mxtx couples by whether or not I think they'd be good parents

(I'm 90% sure I'm forgetting someone)

Yep, next question (S)-

Wangxian: tried and tested good dads. I wish them luck with the whole “trying to get wwx pregnant” thing 

They have some shit to work through, but after that I think they'd be fine (A)-

Ling Wen/ Bai Jin: if we're just going off the original publication, I would put them in a much lower tier, but since the revised edition added that thing about them raising orphans together and said orphans turning out alright before unfortunate circumstances, I'm putting them up here. I think they'll be alright once they work through the miscommunication

Xiao Xingchen/ Song Lan: They obviously have a lot of trauma they're working through, but I'd like to think they and A-Qing will be a loving family in the long run 

One of them would be a good parent, the other wouldn't be a bad parent (B)-

Jiang Yanli/ Jin Zixuan: there's no canon reason for me putting them this low. Jin Zixuan just gives off a mediocre parent vibe to me (and we all know Jiang Yanli is the best)

Yushipei: Yushi Huang has good mom energy, and Pei Ming has been shown to be a not terrible mentor. I'd want the misogyny fully beaten out of him with a mace before I'd think he should have kids of his own though 

Lang Qianqiu/ Little Guy: at the very least, they're making sure Guzi is fed, clothed, washed, vaccinated, and has access to education. Neither of them know what they're doing, but I think Little Guy is good at faking it. I wish them luck in their upcoming custody battle  

You know what, surprise me/ I'll hear you out (C)-

Bingqiu: My first instinct is “no, do not bring kids into this,” but then I remembered tharnShen Qingqiu has a surprisingly decent track record? Like, Ning Yingying and Ming Fan both turned out a lot more health than they did in the original novel, and though I wouldn't call him in a good place, Binghe is doing a lot better than Bingge. The wild card for me here is Luo Binghe because I have no idea how he'd be with kids

Quanyin: Yin Yu had a decent track record until he was pushed into snapping. I think rn, he needs a couple centuries of being a babygirl before he's ready to parent again. No idea how Quan Yizhen would do though 

Born to “dual income, no kids, rich uncles/aunts” (D)-

Fengqing: Feng Xin is canonically a bad dad. I know he's working on it, but it is what it is. Mu Qing has been shown to be decent with kids, but I think he’d have a melt down if he had to deal with the mess constantly. 

Hualian: I mean, Xie Lian has raised three kids at this point and one of them became a god, another became state preceptor and then sorta complicit in a genocide, and one became god AND committed genocide + he babysat a ghost king for months and didn't even realize that's what he was because it was a miracle if he remembered to feed him… so, a mixed bag. Hua Cheng may be schrodinger’s child hater, but I'm intrigued by the idea of him raising kids just because I want to know how his own childhood would influence his parenting abilities. They should probably just stick to babysitting for now though 

Mingling: Liu Mingyan is too busy writing gay porn to be dealing with kids, and I just can't imagine Sha Hualing as a mom

Please don't bring a kid into this mess (F)-

Beefleaf: Do I need to explain this one?

Mobeishang: Shang Qinghua should not be put in any position where he has to teach someone about consent (Binghe’s early attempts at flirting being a prime example of why that's a bad idea). I also think Mobei Jun is still working on the whole “why hitting people is not cool” thing. 

QiJiu: I think the original timeline is a prime example of how they're just not in a place to be raising kids 

Jun Wu/ Mei Nianqing: Xie Lian would like a refund on his adopted father figures. They had one kid and he only made it to age 20 because he was cursed to not die

#heaven official's blessing #tgcf #mdzs #grand master of demonic cultivation #svsss #scum villian self saving system #I'm not tagging every couple because idk all their ship names #hualian #bingqiu #wangxian #beefleaf #qijiu #fengqing #quanyin #yushipei #for anyone wondering about the “schrodinger’s child hater” comment: #HC is shown to be on good terms/likes Banyue and Guzi but in the revised edition theres a scene where HC says he doesn't like kids #but also in that scene he's brainwashed and thinks he's a rich 16 y/o #mentally preparing myself for the Feng Xin stans to explain why mr “behave xyz way or I wont acknowledge you as a person” is a good dad #Feng Xin is less of a himbo and more of a tall/buff Chilchuck and I'd like if the fandom at large acknowledged that #idk what ship I forgot to include but I know its not a Jaing Cheng ship #edit: the Binghe defenders are raising valid points but he's still a wildcard to me because of his trust and abandonment issues #I could see bingqiu being good parents like... 5-10 years after the series end point