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starcurtain · 9 months

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One of my favorite things about the game's writing of Alhaitham and Kaveh:

The basic game text goes out of its way to convince us that the house is Alhaitham's--it is literally called "Alhaitham's Home" even during Kaveh's hangout.

But in-universe, we never see Alhaitham in his house unless Kaveh is there.

Throughout Sumeru's archon quests, we run into Alhaitham practically everywhere: in Port Ormos, in Aaru Village, in the Akademiya, at the Grand Bazaar. But never, despite the fact that the story wants to sell him as a homebody, in his own home. In fact, the only references we have to Alhaitham's house at all throughout the entire lead up of the archon quests are mentions of Kaveh.

Alhaitham doesn't suggest going there, doesn't ever go home himself (at least that we're explicitly told about) until the end of the archon quests, and has no cutscenes in his own house until Kaveh returns from the desert.

Then, all the sudden, Alhaitham literally can't wait to go home and walks off in the middle of a conversation.

From that point on, every time we're permitted to enter Alhaitham's house, in story quests, the hangout, and the event, it's either when he and Kaveh are together or with Kaveh alone.

Even during Alhaitham's birthday skit of all things, they went out of their way to tell us that Alhaitham's home, so of course Kaveh is there:

The map tag tells us the building is Alhaitham's Home, but the story reinforces a different idea:

It's Alhaitham's home when Kaveh is in it.

#genshin impact #haikaveh #kavetham #kaveh #alhaitham #the game really said #we're going to give you an area called Alhaitham's home #but he's never going to be there #except when his roommate is there #so whose house is it really #we have private conversations with Kaveh there #but not Alhaitham lmaooo #I'm not saying Kaveh is 9/10ths of Alhaitham's impulse control #but Kaveh left and Alhaitham said fuck it #I live in the back allies of Port Ormos now #the streets chose me!!

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koyuxim · 3 months

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happy valentine's!! 💌💝

#self indulgent art #since its my birthday lmaooo #原神 #原神イラスト #genshin impact #genshin #alhaitham #kaveh #koyuart #this took me way too long omfg

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zzz1gzag · 5 months

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Put them in a team and watch them fight

#genshin impact #genshin fanart #cyno #kaveh #alhaitham #dori #genshin dori #alhaitham is such a little bitch i love him sm #this is so rushed lmaooo but like yaknow funny funny meme #sumeru characters love crime #genshin memes #genshin impact memes

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xiao-kisserr · 1 year

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"how do you get your lips so nice looking all the time? especially during the winter" they asked, eyes curiously dancing from your lips to the rest of your face. 'how do you get them so kissable looking'

you smiled and took out a small vaseline container and showed it to them. "it helps so much, especially during winter!" you explained, putting some of the cream on your lips.

once done, you began to open your bag so you could put the container back but you caught them staring at it with wide eyes, "wanna.. try it?"

they looked at you with a look of surprise as they hesitated with their answer. "sure"

you were about to hand the container to them but they leaned in and kissed you. it was a short kiss, lasting no more than a second or two but still your face felt warm, despite the winter air. you were blushing lightly as they pulled away from your lips in an almost hurried way, as if they didn't want to get too addicted. you could feel their warm breath hit your face as they stayed close to your lips.

"strawberry flavoured?" they asked, breaking the silence that hung in the air.

"maybe you should kiss me again to see"

Childe, Kaiser, Kazuha, Scaramouche, Reo, Nagi, Kaveh, Cyno

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zhongliologist · 1 year

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i guess i wasn’t far off with the characterization huh? sskskskskksks

tbh i always pegged kaveh as this kind of poet, romanticist guy,,who’s pretty flashy/bold lmaoooo and yes, i agree this will make a really hilarious contrast to alhaitham who’s more stoic and logical

#genshin impact #genshin impact spoilers #kaveh #alhaitham #i can sense a hyperfixation incoming lmaooo

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throwing-starss · 6 months

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃

[extra] (kinda 🔞? It’s implied at least)

Bye Bye costume…..

#happy halloween #happy halloweeeeeeen #I like that tag lmaooo #genshin impact #fanart #kaveh #alhaitham #haikaveh #genshin #alhaitham x kaveh #kaveh x alhaitham #kavehaitham #art #kavetham

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verxsyon · 11 months

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canon compliant. slight e2l. alhaitham x vahumana!gn!reader

we all know alhaitham doesn’t like talking and pretty much filters out everything through his headphones. his darshan haravatat are rivals of vahumana, which reader is studying under. those two are students of the schools that involve language partaking in debates about interpretations of ancient scripts.

dating alhaitham includes sign language and morse code. he would draw symbols on reader’s skin to say “i love you”, “be careful”, or alert them of someone watching them, so basically secret messages.

it looks like he and reader hate each other because of the darshans they’re in, but they’ve been engaged for a while HAHAHAHA.

@baeshijima and @aimixx this is all your fault 🫠

#✦ .concepts #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #alhaitham x reader #physical touch is his love language #it’s canon bc i said so #additional hcs #he would argue in a different language #sounds like he would be super pissed #but it’s actually i love you in like #100+ different ways lmaooo #reader engaged to alhaitham???#no one would believe that #that’s the whole plot #then they’re bamboozled #soph and mimi i hate you /hj

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kavehater · 30 days

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I support girls but NAH THIS IS REACHING “if you look carefully LIKE REALLY CAREFULLY 🤓☝️”

#the same people who would shriek like the witch of the north melting her skin off if I tell you haikaveh / kavetham isn’t implied because #if you actually look into our culture they’re being normal and not everyone having rivalry and caring about each other means they’re 💅#in fact Arabs are some of the worlds most hospitable people alhaitham letting kaveh live with him #is the most Arab thing I’ve ever seen #heck if kaveh was a stranger it wouldn’t be unusual for an Arab to let him in their house ☠️#goddamn #“if you look in the internet you can see how they’re implied!🤓☝️”#maybe if you had any respect for my culture or any desire to be educated when I’m handing this to you for free you wouldn’t be your mistake #your mums greatest mistake 🤗🤗🤗*#dora daily #if only ppl dedicated this level of detail to actual culture compared to pulling out their microscope at level 100x magnification lens to #observe robins spots under her eyes the world would be a better place 🙀#let me tell you btw this whole I hate you meh meh meh ( I’m so in love with you ) trope is the most whitest booktok millennial plant growing #basement dweller nonesense I have ever heard in my life don’t do that to my pookies ☹️#( the pookies in fact were 11 and 9 years older than her respectively )#guys my dad is the straightest man alive ( oh the trauma lowkey wish he wasn’t ) and he legit was putting his hand on his best friends lap #LMAOOO even I as a very logical person was like bro this is so zesty rn I am SO uncomfortable #anyways live laugh love boothill x Baizhu they’re the most canon things I’ve ever seen in my life #<- this is a joke btw it’s an ironic ship I saw on tiktok ☠️

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princess-starscourge · 4 months

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You know I never got over Kaveh saying he didn’t have a right to interfere with/barge into his mom’s life (something along those lines) in his hangout event. That shit broke my heart. Like, that isn’t possible when you’re her fucking son 😭

#genshin impact #kaveh #man mhy really need to give my man a second hangout event where he recoiled with faranak #i know ppl have been saying this for years but I just never thought that would actually happen #but i need that shit NOW bruh #let’s start the healing process for my man 🙏🏽#also y’all know alhaitham would totally finance his trip to fontaine #he’d do anything for his husband i’m so glad for kaveh really #kaveh’s like me and the supportive bitch I pulled by being emptionally unstable LMAOOO #read the tags plz I’m proud of them lol #just saw I wrote recoiled instead of reconciled FUCK

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blerghie · 1 year

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wait so

this stare

was directed towards kaveh??

#i'm being delusional and half joking but lmaooo #they'll NEVER escape the allegations of fruit #not on my watch #haikaveh #gnsn #on a side note i'd like to know more about them running into each other in the desert #and their lil adventures #kaveh admirig the architecture of king deshret's mausoleum minding his own business #and then 1s later alhaitham grabs him by his scarf because he triggered a mechanism that drowns the room in sand or smth #i love them

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harmonysanreads · 3 months

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vampiretham: i understand this may come off as accusatory, but my intentions stem from curiosity. who is this blond man with a heart cutout design on his shirt? and why do you keep staring at his picture as though your eyes are glued to it?

you: can i not admire a beautiful person?

vampiretham: tell me his name or address immediately

(too bad he can't murder a character in a different universe lol)

Wait.. call me crazy now but Zuri you're giving me ideas for Aventurine and Alhaitham rivalry :O (or maybe even cooperation mmmmm)

I can see these two having many arguments. Both of them have the potential to be extremely unhinged (well, blondie already is unhinged but eh). Talking exclusively about Vampiretham though, he'll absolutely not allow it. He'll find a way to at least send death-threats if 'admiration' escalates to something else. If that technology doesn't exist already, he'll make it himself. Aventurine is hardly a man to back off by threats though, he'd come right back at Vampiretham and dare him to actually kill him.

#what a good day to be alive #i feel like my haitham to aventurine situation will become a meme at this point lmaooo #i always thought i was into 6 feet tall guys but aventurine doesn't even meet that criteria and yet he's made space for himself in my mind #i think about a lof of characters but only select few can make me write #these two will either collaborate flawlessly or constantly butt heads #chit chat ; vampire alhaitham #teabutmakeitazure #harmonysan.txt #aventurine

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calqlate · 10 months

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yk how in kpop, we have the 3 big companies (sm, yg, jyp)? what about a kpop au for genshin but we have the 3 giant groups of teyvat: dckz (diluc, childe, kaeya, zhongli), 5wirl (aether, kazuha, wanderer, venti, xiao), and the sumeru f4 (al-haitham, cyno, kaveh, tighnari) where competition is fierce for the artist of the year daesang every year.

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mythesque · 2 months

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alhaitham and dehya are FRIENDS they are friends THEY ARE FRIENDS they are besties they are F R I E N D S this Is the hill i Will die on

#none of u guys understand them like i do (lamenting)#desert gang you will always be fucking famous to meeeee #emotionally i am perpetually living in the sumeru archon quest #i have Lots Of Fucking Thoughts about it and them #anyway these are the hills i will die on: 1. alhaitham and dehya are best* fucking friends (*best here w an asterisk bc dehya has many #friends bc she is a very charming and likeable woman w myriad good qualities and alhaitham is not those things (i hate him) (affectionate)#so obviously dehya doesnt need some weirdo scholar to be her best friend but they are still very special friends bc they are v special to ME #(slight tangent but god i just have so much fucking brainrot abt the sumeru charas i have So Many Thoughts please you dont understand im dyi #dying #dont even get me started on nilou nilou is fucking wonderful and amazing and perfect this is another hill i will die on i am a #nilou defender forever and ever #aNYWAY im getting fucking sidetracked but im rambing word vomit nonsense in the tags of my tumblr dot com bc its the wee hours of morning an #and i have a problem and that problem is called i am very not normal about these stupid fucking characters and ANYWAY to finally continue my #list from like ten tags ago #the other hill i will die on is 2. signora deserved better LMAOOO #my other ~~problem~~ superpower is i can make anything abt the fatui harbingers /incurs smirks #alright ill stop my yapping lololol just throwing my thoughts out into the void like woe brainrot be upon ye #.txt

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toasteaa · 1 year

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I think some blorbos should be inexperienced. As a treat. There's just something about a character that's got no idea what they're doing or getting themselves into but they make up for it with their enthusiasm and willingness to learn. They can't all be sex gods, yknow?

#toast talks #thinkin #Diluc came to mind immediately but so did Childe and Kaeya #Big talkers with no experience. surprisingly no experience.#OUGH ITTO FITS HERE TOO LMAOOO I LOVE HIM #Alhaitham can get stuck in here too. He's just a virgin lmaoo

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honeykaes · 1 year

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oh oh omg blease i hold my littol hands out so politely may i have some arlolore (arlore)?

YEAAH

Region: Liyue but you go to live in Mondstadt for better economic stuff 😩

Vision: Dendro

Weapon: Sword

Type: Sub DPS (Your kit is similar to Rosaria’s in that you dive your sword into the ground and it becomes a tree that ticks Dendro damage)

Artifacts: Deepwood

Allegiance: Knights of Favonius