#can am wrestling

[hunksexydefeat]

Famous gay wrestling heel, Aryx Quinn sensuously tears apart the latest cute jobber to cross his path. Sexy muscle boy AJ Irons packs a lot of heat in his small frame, but against the power of Aryx’s toned body, there is no victory. Still, AJ puts on a brave face even as his trunks are pulled dangerously low and his body sapped of its strength by a sadistic sleeper hold. The cameraman gets some excellent wide shots of AJ’s body twitching and jerking as Aryx straddles his victim in a crotch to crotch kiss of death sleeper. Once his boy toy is good and silenced, Aryx pulls out the body oil and begins to marinate his beefcake for dinner, all the while stroking and massaging the massive sausage wrapped in AJ’s tight trunks…

From can-am’s Pro Sex Fight 2

#gay wrestling #jobber #sleeperhold #can am wrestling #kiss of death

[clambuoyance]

[DC] doodled these two a lot this week

#clam draws #dc #kon el #kontent #Conner kent #superboy #cassie sandsmark #wonder girl #this started bc I was thinking about how they have similar outfits and parallel journeys to like masculinity and femininity I think #and part of it is due to the differences in 2000s and 90s culture but also I think this is geoffs fault #like perhaps Cassie does get euphoria from presenting more femme but it’s written by men who just didn’t find her appealing before #and kon well he already lost the jacket and had designs changes before tt03 but there’s still a noticeable difference I think in the way #he presents himself demeanor wise after johns #and ofc johns meant none of this but I like a silly spider am crawling over it and just making my own narrative threads p #as in like oh they’re in a new stage in their life and they have to wrestle w their identities as one does #but like eventually find a new middle ground? #like yeah I can make a narrative #but if I haddd to choose what they’d do instead like if I were in charge of tt03 and told to make them fit 2000s culture I would have at lea #at least made them grunge or smth idk . #what am I even saying #dc clamics

[cowboyshit]

#i made these for me but you can look too ig #ty sam youre a real one #drew mcintyre #wwe #mine: gifs #my gifs: drew mcintyre #love a man in boxer briefs :) :) :) #yes i am aware he already wears trunks when he wrestles but um :)

[bloodycowboyclub]

Honorary Latino "Hangman" Adam Page + 619

BONUS:

#hangman adam page #adam page #aewedit #aew #all elite wrestling #* #gifs #i can bestow the honorary title because i am latina :] #ain't done that before #reaction image

[sydsaint]

I'm a slut for a cocky blond man. <3

Summary: The reader encounters Logan's charisma firsthand when he attempt to get a meeting with Nick Aldis.

"You know I bet that you're used to flashing that pretty-boy smile and for people to just start falling over you, huh?" You stare across your desk at Logan Paul.

"Well I mean, it is a nice killer smile," Logan replies with a grin. "And don't kid yourself, YN. I can tell it's getting to you." He winks at you.

You scoff and roll your eyes at the current US champ. Logan came strolling into the office around 10 minutes ago wanting to talk to your boss, Nick, about something or other. The only problem is, that Aldis is on an important call and asked not to be disturbed.

"You can keep giving me those puppy dog eyes all you want, Logan." You remain firm on not letting Logan through the door. "But it's not going to work on me. Nick will be done with his call soon. You can wait like everyone else." You insist.

"Oh but I'm not like everyone else, am I sweetheart?" Logan replies. "I'm the best US Champion of this era. Not to mention the co-owner of the premier energy drink company, Prime. And an accomplished social media star." He rattles off his accomplishments with a grin. "Plus, I'm handsome."

You scoff and roll your eyes. "Full of yourself is more like it." You clap back at him. "You can be as famous as Vince McMahon himself, Logan. And I still wouldn't let you through the door." You flash him a smile.

"Come on, YN!" Logan whines. "What's it going to take for you to let me in to see Aldis?" He asks you.

"How about an appointment?" You reply with a grin. "Or maybe perhaps, Nick coming out of his office to greet you?" You taunt him.

Logan bites the inside of his lip. It's not every day he runs into someone that can keep up with his nagging and persistence with such bravado. Especially not someone as gorgeous as you.

"Hey, did I see you drinking a Prime when I came in earlier?" Logan asks you. "A Cherry Freeze, right?" He scans your desk for the bottle.

"I might have been, yeah." You keep your answer vague. "Why?" You quirk a brow at the blond.

Logan sits down at the chair in front of your desk and takes his phone out. "You're obviously a fan if you're drinking one." He points out. "So you should let me put you on our PR list. It'll get you monthly shipments of whatever your favorite flavor is. Plus you get first access when new flavors drop." He explains.

You sigh and hold back the smile daring to grace your lips. You know that Logan is just buttering you up to get what he wants. But being on the Prime PR list sounds like a dream come true considering how much you drink the stuff.

"Alright." You sigh and pull out your phone to give Logan the information he needs to add you to the list. "This still doesn't mean that you're getting in to see Nick." You add.

"I know." Logan surprisingly nods. "I guess I can wait a little bit. The view in here is pretty nice."

You look up from your phone at Logan's comment about the view. "Really?" You laugh. "You've resorted to hitting on me?" You chastise him.

"What can I say?" Logan shrugs. "It's not every day I meet a girl as quick-witted and pretty as you are, YN." He winks at you.

"Mhm." You hum and shake your head.

The phone on your desk rings and you answer it. Logan watches you intently as you listen to the brief call before hanging the phone up.

"Mr. Aldis will see you now." You hang up the phone and gestured to the door off to the side of the room.

"He can wait for a second," Logan replies with a sly grin. "I've got something more important going on right now." He insists.

You can't help but laugh. "Oh, yeah? After all that whining? What could be so important?" You ask him.

"Getting you to go out with me," Logan replies. "So, wadduya say, YN? Dinner? My treat?" He asks you.

You gaze at the egomaniac in front of you. 'Damn, he's good.' You think to yourself. But Logan flashes you those soft puppy dog eyes from earlier and you know that you can't turn him down.

"Sure, why not?" You accept the offer. "You've got my number. Now go see Nick before he changes his mind." You gesture to the door.

"Yes!" Logan cheers with a grin. "Just you wait, YN. You've never had a stellar night out until you've rolled with me, sweetheart."

You giggle as Logan struts off to his meeting. "I'm sure." You watch him walk off.

You already know that you're about to be in for one hell of a first date. That's a given. Now you just have to get through the rest of the work night.

#im sorry for this #i am a prime girlie at heart #wrestling #logan paul #logan paul x reader #im a sucker for a flirty blond man #what can i say #wwe fanfiction #wwe wrestling #wwe fic #wwe fanfic #wrestling fandom #wrestling fanfiction #wrestling fic #syd's wrestling fics #wwe x reader #wwe

[bayleymania]

It’s unbelievable how wrestling fans judge wrestler’s bodies: “Adam is too skinny”, “Eddie is too fat”, “Jade is too muscular”, “Orange is too small”, “Bayley is too thick”, “Alexa looked better when she was thicker”, “Claudio used to be more muscular”, “Bryan has a weird body”, “Kota gained weight”, “Kevin is too fat”, “Charlotte looks too skinny and muscular”, “Deonna needs to lose weight”, “Jordynne looks like a man”… all of these are things I’ve actually read on social media and I feel DISGUSTED by it. No one is enough.

These people put their bodies through so much in order to entertaining us and THIS is what people actually care about. FUCK IT.

#wrestling #I am so angry #as a person who STILL deals with the consequences that two ED’s did to my body #the fact that every meal is still a fucking challenge #reasons this shit angers me bc you have no clue how much these things can affect you #and also people who look at them and say ‘hey they have my body type’ just for then read someone calling them names and insulting them #FUCK THISSSS UGH #lexie speaks #tw bodyshaming

[jeysuso]

the wave being Jey's Thing™ >>>>>> yeet

#jey uso #jeyusoedit #wweedit #mygifs* #jeysuso #wrestling tag #* #yeet enthusiasts dni #<<< this is a joke but also not really lmfaooo i fucking loathe that word now #he gettin zesty wit it in that last one lmfaoooo #meanwhile megan's the whitest woman i've ever seen (can say this cause i too am casper the ghost)

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

headcanon that scorpius was a sick child and was in and out of hospital constantly, perhaps related to astoria's blood curse but not directly. his immune system isnt very strong, and everytime he gets sick they're terrified that it's the blood curse but also whatever else it could be, because it's always so sudden and so intense and they call healers over to the house who recommend this delirious feverish 4 year old is hospitalised immediately, and you'd think it'd get easier to some extent because they'd be used to it, but everytime they feel like this is it, this is the time he'll walk in to the hospital and not walk out again

#this headcanon has no purpose im just thinking of scorpius in bed like a sickly victorian child with scarlet fever or something #asking if he'll make it to sunrise lmfao #so then he hates hospitals with a passion #my friend from school was in them constantly he was even a make a wish kid and he can not fucking stand the places so #headcanon scorpius becomes a healer anyway lmao #im sick and this is how im coping by putting baby scorp in hospital lmfao #it just made draco that little bit more protective #lucius made an insensitive comment about it once and draco was ready to throw hands #this headcanon doesnt really go anywhere ive just decided scorpius was a sick child #he has sick child energy lmfao #he still knows some of his doctors/healers because he was there so frequently #just imaging lil scorp in a hospital bed and draco and astoria are sleeping in the room on like uncomfortable chairs and the fever finally #breaks and hes like uh daddy im hungry and its like 4am but draco couldnt care less cause scorp hasnt been able to eat anything for days #let alone ask for food directly and baby scorp is wondering why his parents are acting so damn weird just cause he asked for some toast #but once hes grown up whenever he gets sick its on such a lower level than what it used to be when he was a kid because his immune system #got better that he struggles to gauge when other people would usually stop trying to do daily activities and albus has to start wrestling #scorpius back to bed instead of going to class cause scorpius really youre practically dying and hes like pfff you wanna see dying? use tha #timeturner one more time and go back to see me at literally any point between 2 and 10 i am FINE #(he absolutely was not fine) #scorpius malfoy #albus potter #draco malfoy #hpcc #scorbus #this is so many tags im so sorry

[stinkypeanutbutter]

just know when you come on here and you see the battlefield of fanfic creators , just know , and remember I started it . I started it ALL . ME ! MEEEEE !!!!

#who took my oatmeal #ALO ME I BROUGJT THIS UP #I TOLD YALL TO BATTLE REMEMBER MY NAME !!! #I’m gonna live forever I’m gonna learn how to fly I feel it coming together people will see me and cry ( fame ) I’m gonna make it to hesven #We are gonna start toe wrestling so watch out for that !! Whoever can type faster and netaer with their toes WINS !! #Kms what am I doing #school bus graveyard #sbg #sbg (webtoon) #school bus graveyard webtoon

[hunksexydefeat]

Czech muscle hunk Jirka thinks he has his opponent on the ropes, but a sudden reversal has our poor jockstrapped stud trapped in a deadly sleeper hold. It only takes a few sweet seconds for Jirka’s shocked face to slip from contorted agony to sweet peaceful serenity as his lifeless body slumps to the wrestling mat.

From can-am’s Czech Tag Team 1

#gay wrestling #sleeperhold #jobber #can am wrestling

[fuckyeahorangecassidy]

This ended up being a "If you want things done you gotta do it yourself" situation lol. Or maybe I should say "Sometimes, ya gotta do it™️" hehehe......Sorry

#orange cassidy #no but listen to the moans though #how can someone in agony be so sexy? #like sir please #aew #aew dynamite #all elite wrestling #james cipperly #oc #fsorangecassidy #freshly squeezed #wrestling #wrestling clips #i am thinking other things that i won't share lol #but FUCK he's sexy #also his teeth are fucking perfect now #his dentist did a great job

[banannabethchase]

Well mark me down as scared and yeehawrny.

#i am #unwell #blood cw #wtf i like wrestling now??? #aew #swerve strickland #Like okay but BOTH OF THEM???? #DID THEY GET DINNER AND SAY 'WHAT CAN OUT MOXLEY THE HANGMAN/MOX MATCH' #BAFFLING AND SEXY OF THEM I LOVE IT #anxious millennial dreamboat #Hangman Adam Page

[the-kipsabian]

#kip sabian #aew #all elite wrestling #aewedit #wrestlingedit #wrestling #night gifs #posting these in ridiculous sets dont mind me lmao #i literally have like 13 clips from the two hours this and the bonus episode was #listen i have been deprived of content i can have this okay #also look at him hes cringe and cute like what am i supposed to do #my beloved #kip in a box #(rp blogs dont reblog; saving and other personal use with tag credits is fine)

[sydsaint]

You know Nick Wayne sure does talk a lot of shit for someone who is still within grounding age. Mama Wayne just needs to tell that boy to go to his room and think about what he did. Ground him, woman! You have The power! He's still just 18! Hit 'em with the, No wrestling for a month young man!!!

#wrestling #aew #all elite wrestling #aew liveblog #aew lb #aew dynamite #nick wayne #Come on momma wayne i know you can do it #I was still terririfed of my mom at 18 #still am tbh #moms are scary

[pepsitwist]

MJF vs Bryan Danielson, AEW Revolution 2023 | MJF vs CM Punk, AEW Revolution 2022

#cm punk #mjf #maxwell jacob friedman #bryan danielson #aew #all elite wrestling #blood tw #tw blood #self indulgent content #i didnt wanna do the best in the world stuff simply bc doing captions makes me wanna die #i am but a silly little guy that can only think of cm punk #bryan and punk also countered the heat seeker very similarly but my stream of the dog collar match has a glitch at that moment lmao

[aroaceleovaldez]

This is a random question, but what do you think the hunters of Artemis would be in a modern au? Like, what job would Thalia and the other girls have, or what would they all study in college?

Depending on AU, like what age groups you're shooting for, I feel like there's a decent number of options you can go for. For them as a cohesive group in aus:

All-girls school

Sorority

Girl scout troop

Rival/sister/neighboring camp to CHB

etc etc.

As for less cohesive group stuff, like jobs or college majors, probably like wildlife/environmental educators, zookeepers, park rangers, wildlife veterinarians, etc. And/or probably studying conservation education, zoology, and similar. Very outdoorsy or generally working with animals, lots of environmental education and conservation work, all that jazz.

Basically the only thing I can picture for Hunters in modern/mundane aus is them all wearing like rubber overalls up to their armpits and wading knee-deep in a swamp catching turtles. Three of them pinning down a gator Steve Irwin-style. Doing those bird of prey shows. All that jazz. Give me the perfect mesh between Thalia being punk as hell but also she gets off of work covered in woodchips and straw and animal poop. That's the vibe.

#pjo #riordanverse #headcanon #headcanons #hunters of artemis #Anonymous #ask #them being a girl scout troop would be extremely funny though too #they just set up selling cookies out front of chb and make BANK #anybody at chb tries to stop them they just end up returning with an armful of cookie boxes like ''...dammit. they got me.'' #but absolutely give me the hunters in a mundane au where theyre like 'we just had to spend 20 minutes getting a deer unstuck from a fence.' #thalia who's constantly a little covered in mud but she embraces it as part of her punk aesthetic and also. she can wrestle snapping turtle #i am suddenly actually really in love with the idea of the hunters all working at a zoo or as wildlife vets/etc #thalia would do bird of prey shows tbh