#can it bird brain

[coolemyasi]

PoGo has added new body types and it makes me so happy

#can it bird brain #pokemon #pokemon go

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#selfie bee #hello friends!! how are you doing!! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ #I'm very very tired today #I woke up very early today because I took a driving lesson! #I have had my licence for many many years now but I haven't driven in so long #and when I tried I just turned on the windshield wipers again and again #so I'm taking some refreshment lessons! I was really afraid of driving again but my new driving teacher is very nice (❁´‿`❁) #my last one scared me a little because he talked a lot about bathroom renovation #I just drove for an hour or so but I was so concentrated that I'm very tired now #I have another lesson tomorrow because I deleted every information in my brain about how to park a car #all those synapses are currently used to remember Godzilla facts #another big news!! #I saw a PHEASANT last week #we almost hit it with the car but luckly it remembered in time that it was a bird and flew away #I've NEVER seen a pheasant before!! ( ´ ▽ ` ) #I knew that pheasants were real because my favourite cartoon as a child was animals of farthing wood #and there's pheasants in it and then they get murdered and all the other animals are like 'oh well' #but I had never seen one! #I feel like a stronger person now #one that can drive a car #maybe even park one ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #have a wonderful evening friends #<3

[meamiiikiii]

siffrin with birds!!!

...siffrin being taken away by birds!!!

who knows where they are going!

#in stars and time #isat #isat siffrin #i dont really have a good explanation #just wanted to draw siffrin with birds #and the next logical conclusion was to draw him being taken away by birds #according to my 3AM brain apparently #now that i think about it this can probably turn angsty. oops. #that is possibly a thought for another day lmao

[clownsuu]

A FRANK EDDIE HOWDY TRUTHER. HOWS IT FEEL HAVING THE LARGEST BRAIN EVER

Your honor, they’re fruity-

Fluffy, wholesome, probably the softest shid I’ve drawn in a long long time NDHHDHDH

#Also the most colorful JDHHFHHDJD #What can I say my lil smol brain loves spooky shit with eye bleeding colors #Except some non honorable mentions that involve a pink bird #Welcome home #welcome home howdy #welcome home frank #welcome home eddie #F r u i t y #Also my gamer my brain is far too smol to be considered big brain JFHHFDUJ

[cobaltfluff]

bilingual struggles

(sorry this is super long)

#sk8 the infinity #art tag #long post #langa's doing his best his brain cells are working as hard as they can #this happens to me all the time #worst is when you forget one word in 2/3 languages #but you forget another word in a different 2/3 languages #i hope the image isnt blurry #they are HUGE sizes tho #in the preview they're super blurry #tumblr why #actually i also have a video version i used for the bird site #bc it's so picky about image dimensions yanno #here i can just shove in the longest post and tumblr will be like yes ok sir this is a struggle but we'll do it for you

[risariba]

this is very important

#dungeon meshi #marcille donato #falin touden #farcille #dungeon meshi spoilers #I originally drew Falin as Howl...well...because of the chimera form and because I'm a lesbian with a bird brain and Falin as Howl #is the most precious shiny thingy every bird will go after okay like the coat???and overall vibe....ah #but then I decided I want to draw more silly sketches with them in this au and I actually turned my brain on and like... Marcille #works as Howl too even more so than Falin(in some aspects!)Calcifer is obviously Winged Lion #Chilchuck will be Markl and idc!!!it's works #he is just a funny fellow #Sessil/Mithrun can be Witch of the Waste??I'm not sure I'm open to your suggestions...

[cubbyhole-for-flea-bee]

what if NMJ just poofs into an owl when qi deviations loom tho

Bonus from a later reblog:

FWUMP

#turning nmj into an owl to incite brother shenanigans :3 #he has three didis and he can't get them to FIT under his wings!! he can't protect them! #you YEET the da-ge?? you yeet him like the soda can??? #JAIL FOR HUAISANG #lil bro is a bird-lover u know he'd be delighted #and overly invested in teaching da-ge how to fly via flap power #until the owl sleep schedule conflicts with canary song-time and da-ge is chasing his songbirds around at the ass-crack-of-dawn o'clock #it'll wear off eventually no worries chifeng zun #buuuuut u keep losing ur temper? then u keep poofing into a flying feathery marshmallow bird that has to hack up pellets #giving chifeng zun the power to be a flying pillow with claws that can double in size and make people piss themselves with demon screeches #he gets to keep his mind intact but he has to be a bird first and suffer indignities #such as various brothers needing soft owl hugs Right Now #altho the ability to harass and prank a-holes and blame it on owl brain is a perk #jgs says something in-character and owl-nmj swoops him and Yoinks some jewlery #nie mingjue #nie huaisang #nie brothers #lan xichen #jin guangyao #zewu jun #chifeng zun #lianfang zun #mdzs #the untamed #fanart

[natelia-aldelliz]

1 : Soap never had any idea that woman wanted him carnally, he's not the most observant on that front (he never noticed Ghost flirting with him and thought his love was one-sided for the longest time, but tbf Ghost was also very discreet about it)

2 : He sewed the hat, eyepatch and hook himself, because he's the best uncle and then got distracted as he was wrapping it up, so now he's watching a tutorial on youtube about how to build a voice box. Honestly how hard could it be, he builds explosive devices as a hobby (listen, Price doesn't have to know)

3 : He is out to his family, but doesn't want his mum to know he has a boyfriend because he knows she'll insist on meeting him and welcoming him to the family and making a big deal out of this, and he knows that Ghost isn't ready for that.

4 : Christmas is obviously a very hard time for Ghost, but he is very very in love with Soap and some days still can't believe that it's mutual, but then his Johnny does something like that and his head gets quieter while he's melting a bit.

5 : For the people that didn't see my other post : the bird is a Caique parrot, and they're supposedly very energetic, a bit loud, medium sized, unintelligible, very friendly to what they consider their family, adventurous and danger prone, with an explosive personality and a hate of boredom, so basically the adhd bird.

#cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghost is hard edges and sharp knives but simon is babygirl #i tried my best to make soap's sister look as much like soap as possible #as someone whose siblings look nothing like them i find it hilarious i have no idea why i swear i have the weirdest sense of humour #hc that simon's very first wait no second actually bc i feel like the first special interest for every child with autism is dinosaurs #but wait plot twist birds are dinosaurs so still hc that simon's first (or second if you want) special interest was birds #and he still loves them very much and both soap and his sister have adhd and his sister has a reoccurring hyperfixation on birds #and soap thinks ghost and his sister could get along very easily and is waiting very impatiently for the day ghost is ready and he can #introduce him to his family #but also ghost is very wary of families and especially since there's a young child because he's scared that he'll bring them death like he #feels he did to his own family #i initially wanted to colour it but then i wondered why my brain was working against me and very quickly decided that colouring all that #would be a nightmare and that i already hate colouring so why would i want to torture myself #anyway pls be nice with me i've given all i had to make this lmao

[genesis-quoi]

My big-brained friend @nortedwayfinder and I like to imagine that food shortage is a prominent part of aosth. Sometimes the children are on the run for a while and can’t stop safely, or simply run out of money or friendly faces to rely on for charity, and that means they sometimes go days without eating.

Angsty, right? Haha (kinda) WRONG !!!

Because Sonic and Tails are masters of improv and being public nuisances alike. Tails gets nabbed?? He’s actually in the kitchen the whole time robotnik is busy monologuing, stuffing his face and stealing snacks to save for Sonic when he arrives.

Because if some dude is gonna burden you with the weight of growing up super fast and make an 11 year old and a toddler the sole guardians of the peace then you should be able to clean out his refrigerator. like fuck you and ur stupid shrink ray ivo im taking the thin mints

#thinking abt how tails gets kidnapped a lot in aosth #half the time it’s for a good reason #but the other half is like ???? idk 4 year old brain fart #so I thought it would be funnier if he just like #decided he’s hungry and kinda lets himself get caught bc Sonic ate all the Cheetos and he’s kinda salty about it #this way he can kill two petty birds with two petty stones #sonic #sth #shitposting with friends :)

[greenko]

Pets are like children............so what if-

#mcyt #lifesteal smp #spokeishere #parrotx2 #poopies #prime #humanization #kinda #poopies hates spoke bc who the fuck gives names like THAT #well okay she's just an evil child #will bite your ankle off #prime is calm and good kid #maybe a little bit creepy sometimes #and parrot can be a cool dad #his bird brain will do brrrrr #god dammit i love dad-kid shit so much

[tinyangrynerd]

I love when the internet just randomly shows me some new funny little guy, and i go "yeah sure, why not, i'll add that to my collection of funny little guys"

#billie bust up #bbu barnaby #bbu fanart #my art #i also really appreciate when they hold a death grip on my brain until i draw them :^) that's really cool of them #anyway have this random murder owl #i am not immune to bird characters #(tbf this was very fun to draw!) #the game looks pretty cute and fun. can always appreciate a music based game

[coolemyasi]

I almost cried when I went to Build a Bear earlier, I had no idea they'd finally fulfilled my dreams

#can it bird brain #build a bear bidoof #bidoof #i think I'll call her Doof #i regret not getting any of her accessories tbh but i am broke and this was already an unexpected expense #pokemon #build a bear

[solargeist]

confession, when I read fanfiction and they describe Grian making bird noises like chirping i have no idea what they mean

#I read one where he squawked #I know these noises from birds but like How is he making them I cannot hear it in my head 😭💥💥💥💥 #chirps happily. What is that . I hear whistling in my head #it’s not like a Bad Thing . He is a bird. This is My Own Problem with my Brain #Can Grian piou piou

[lightninginapuddle]

Took me two months to think about this, but when season 2 starts:

- Ed has no idea where Stede is at that point but he clearly isn't onThe Revenge.

- last time Ed saw Lucius alive was right before he pushed him off the ship. Ed probably thinks Lucius is dead.

- the crew aside from Jim and Frenchie were all marooned. I don't think Ed has Stede being with them on his bingo card either.

But then! In episode 3, Ed spends the entire episode in the gravy basket with Hornigold who he hates. He also tries to kill him multiple times but it never takes as he keeps ressucitating. Sounds like a bad trip.

But wait! Ed's between life and death, and he's been talking to himself the whole time. And to conclude his trip in the basket, Stede is here but he's a merman now.

But then! Ed wakes up in episode 4 to :

- Stede holding his hand and standing right above him (just two seconds ago he had a tail! If real Stede with actual legs is here... what the hell is he doing here?!)

- the entire crew being on the ship and Roach offering him a sandwich (when did they get here?!)

- Lucius very much alive (did he ressucitate too?!)

It's such a mindfuck. And not just because of what happened in the gravy basket. I wouldn't know what was real or not if I were him either.

"You're not a fucking mermaid"

Astute, all things considered.

#ofmd #like my dude I get it #I would be sooooooo confused #heck the headbutt could've been Ed trying to pinch himself to see if this was real but only being able to do that using his head instead #can you tell I wrote this instead of sleeping? #I'm afraid of posting this when my brain is leaking out of my ears but who cares #nobody will read this most probably #our flag means death #ed teach #my belovEd #and then Buttons turned into a bird too #Ed is straight up not having a good time bro

[notfarts]

me at the howling eye (extreme) every tuesday at 1 am pdt taking my sweet time with Garuda and hoping she finally dates me and/or abducts me

#final fantasy xiv #garuda #she's insane #and bird brained #perfect waifu material if you ask me #:l also I might have issues yeah how did you know #ff14 #doodles #elpatrixfarts #my art #artists on tumblr #also I'm a lvl 90 summoner of course #which means I can call my wife at any given moment #just need to ask daddy bahamut for permission every time :) #FFXIV #lalapat hahapat

[sootsz]

there’s something about baghera, duck hybrid who was raised as an experiment of the federation and who feared tests and fights because they would only hurt her, who grew up in a No Losing environment where she had no escape, having sparring lessons with philza, learning how to defend herself from those stronger than her, and this time it’s fun. healing through this trust. and she’s laughing as they fight instead of fearing every hit

#qsmp #baghera #philza #DIES DIES DIES DIES #can you tell I love Baghera #birds on the brain