THROUGH A GLASS DARKLY | 6
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Eddie would have to wait until his lunch break to see this new, hot, weird chick. He wondered which flavor of weird she was. Art weird? Theater weird? Band weird?
Weird weird?
He shrugged. He liked weird.
In other words, you’re the new girl in town, and Eddie is intrigued.
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6
You swayed with Eddie down the street. He stopped you at every corner to kiss — each like a star in the black sky. His skin gleamed in the streetlight. His warm lips sealed unknown promises against yours.
He laughed with you as you both hopped from sidewalk to roadway. Hand in hand, you walked, bumping shoulders and sharing looks. A crisp, lake-scented breeze embraced you. The city was yours, with its plastic ghosts and rotting pumpkins. The world was yours, with its beauty and pain.
The motel was yours, too, with its curtained windows and busted blacktop.
Eddie nuzzled your neck as you struggled to unlock the room door. He gripped your waist as you angled your head to the side for more. Your mind went blurry, your grip on the key loosened.
He whispered, “Smell so good.”
“Eddie, please.”
You couldn’t concentrate.
He purred. “Say that again.”
“Please, Eddie, let’s get inside.”
He held your hips, fingers digging into your hipbones. He softly mouthed at your neck. A powerful shiver trembled down your body, goosebumps rose over your arms. You couldn’t keep your eyes open.
“Open the door, baby.”
You smiled.
“Then quit distracting me.”
“I’m distracting you?” he asked. “I can’t think of anything but you.”
He eased his hold and rested his chin on your shoulder. His sheltering warmth spread across your back. You breathed deep, forced the key into the lock, and turned the knob.
Inside was cozy and dark, smelling of soap. You didn’t get long to appreciate it. Eddie wrapped his arms around your waist, knocked the door closed, and marched you to the table. He didn’t even give you time to turn on a light.
As you opened your mouth to ask what he was doing, he spun and pulled you close. The table edge dug into the backs of your thighs. You laced your hands into his damp hair to urge him to kiss you again. You couldn’t get enough of him, the way his swollen lips felt against yours, the assertive way he kissed your mouth open. His belt buckle dug into your stomach, making you hyperaware of his lean frame.
His hands snaked up your torso until his thumbs brushed the undersides of your breasts. Your nipples pebbled and dragged against the sleek lining of your bra. You arched into it with a little encouraging sound. He grunted, then sucked on your bottom lip. Both sensations had your eyes rolling back and cunt clenching.
“Wanna make you feel good,” he said against your lips.
You put a hand on his cheek, stroking his cheekbone with your thumb.
“You are.”
Because he did. His heat, his breath, his skin, his touch. Fuck, his touch. He left bright afterimages on your skin. Soon enough, you’d be nothing but a reflection of his affection. You’d gladly be that if he kept touching you.
You kissed him once more. This time you nipped and invaded and tasted. His tongue moved with yours, and you drew it out to suck on it.
He groaned and palmed your ass. He rocked you against him, the hot mound of his erection pressed into your belly. You moaned deep in your chest at the feel of it, lost in the thought of him wanting you. How would it feel? To be naked, skin on skin, with him? Breath mingling, sweaty skin sliding, the stretch of his cock.
You broke the kiss to get some air and shrug off your jacket. He took your lead and tossed his jacket away. It landed somewhere with a heavy crumple of leather.
Then his hands were on you, tight under your ass. He hoisted you onto the table and shoved his way between your legs. He dragged you to the edge until you were flush with him. His lips crushed yours, his kiss urgent and hungry.
You hung on and allowed yourself to be swept away. Nothing lay beyond this room, beyond his kisses, beyond the way he made you feel.
“Can I touch you?” he asked at a natural pause. “I promise to make you feel good.”
“What about you?”
“Fuck, I’m halfway there.”
You laughed, not unkindly, and kissed him. Before he could pause again, you slipped a hand down his body to cup his erection. His hips pushed forward as he groaned, lips going slack. His cock pulsed in your hand.
You kissed a line up his elegant neck, dragged your teeth over his skin. Under all his wavy hair, you found his earlobe and sucked on it. He hummed and braced himself on the table. You fondled him, trailing your fingers down to stroke his tight balls. He widened his stance with a gasp.
“You gotta stop,” he said, panting. “Gonna come.”
You undid his belt and jeans, and spread the fly wide.
He gurgled something akin to a protest.
You toyed with the thin material of his underwear — definitely cotton boxers. He squirmed as if in indecision. The heat from his groin filtered through the flimsy layer. You could so easily wind your way underneath to touch him and learn the heft and thickness of his cock.
You whispered, “I want to make you come.”
“You already have — so many times.”
“Can I do it for real?”
He groaned. “Fuck.”
“Eddie, please?”
“Ah, god...”
It wasn’t permission, per se, but you slid your hand between his jeans and boxers. Precome soaked the cotton over the tip. He was so hot and all yours. You curled your hand around his cock, and holy shit...
“You’re perfect,” you said against the hinge of his jaw.
He shuddered and rocked into the half-tunnel of your hand.
Eddie’s cock was long enough and plenty thick. You snuck your thumb into the slit of his underwear and teased the side of his cock. He cursed lowly before putting a hand over yours outside his jeans to tighten your grip.
“You shouldn’t... I—hn... But I can’t stop—” He bent his neck to hide his face. “Don’t stop.”
“Show me how you like it,” you said softly.
He moved your hand up as he inched his hips back. He thrust and moved your hand down. You kept your thumb against his hot, sticky skin. He continued thrusting, and you shifted with him. The motion reminded you of nights in your bed with the lights out. You'd circled your clit to the same voluptuous rhythm.
You suddenly wanted to see him — all of him — but you wouldn’t deny him any pleasure.
You nosed into his hair to kiss his temple.
“No,” he said, and wrenched his hips back. “Not like this.”
You yanked your hand from his jeans, saying, “I’m sorry,” as you scooted away.
You’d read him wrong. Your thumb was wet with his sweat and precome. You wanted to lick it clean — and that was wrong. You’d pushed for something he obviously wasn’t ready for and fucked up so badly.
He asked, “What?” and reeled you in by your hips. “No, get back here.”
You placed your hands on his shoulders. He was giving you mixed signals. You didn’t know who was at fault, but he didn’t have to make you feel better. You were the one to make it right.
“It’s okay,” you said.
“The fuck it is.”
He put his hands below your ears and tilted your head up. You could barely discern his features, but you’d bet they showed how incensed he was. You held the backs of his hands to gentle his anger.
“Eddie, I’m sorry...”
He shushed you. “We’re going to try this again.”
“What? You don’t—”
He cut you off with his lips. You groaned in relief and desire. He kissed you once, twice, giving you a taste you didn’t want to give up. You’d never have enough. He dragged you off the table. With your feet on the floor, he maneuvered you around the broken bed. Each step he punctuated with a kiss or a nip or a suck.
The back of your knees hit the mattress. You squeaked as you teetered and latched onto him. He chuckled, controlling the fall with a knee between yours and an arm around your back. The bed whined under your combined weight. The back of his rings wedged below your shoulder-blade. Then part of his body pinned you to the bed, sure and hard.
You hooked a calf over his hip and said, “You keep catching me, sir.”
“You keep catching me, milady.”
You gnawed at your lip for a second.
“I didn’t mean to push before.”
“You didn’t. Push, I mean.”
You nodded, though he probably couldn’t see it well.
“Hey,” he murmured gently, as if to keep from spooking you. “Still want to try again?”
“Yeah, let’s soldier on,” you said with a grin, and pulled him down for a kiss.
His lips curved into an answering grin. The kiss remained light until that familiar rush of want returned. Humor faded as you both yielded to it. Previous mistakes blurred. You fisted his t-shirt and arched to press your breasts against his chest.
The solid arm behind your back lifted your ribs as he ground his pelvis down. You rolled your hips against his thigh, the seam of your pants riding perfectly between your legs. He rolled with you, but his movements were uneven. Then his knee slid off the mattress, and he flopped against your side.
“Goddammit,” he said with a huff.
You laughed, because there was nothing else to do. “We can’t get this right, can we?”
“Rough start,” he said, a smile in his voice.
He found his balance on his knees. With a soft grunt, he hauled you diagonally across the bed, which whined again. You bounced with a laugh, your head landing half on his pillows.
Eddie knelt there, straddling your thigh. His backlit silhouette looked like something from a wet dream: a dark-haired stranger to do things you’d only fantasized about. He pulled the loose belt from his jeans and threw it aside.
“Take your top off, baby,” he said.
You bit back a ‘yes, sir’ — which was a new response — and did as he ordered. The wash-worn sheets warmed as you tried not to squirm. Every sensation was a distraction. You wanted him closer, yet you wouldn’t push. However, the thought of him dissolving with you into the night had you hoping he liked what he saw.
He squeezed his erection through his jeans.
“God, if you only knew...” he said.
“Know what?”
“Know what I do to myself when I think of you.”
You could imagine, and it had your stomach swooping and cunt aching to be filled.
You asked, “What do you do?”
“I fuck my fist in the shower. Jerk off every night — most mornings, too.”
He fell forward and caught himself on his hands to hover above you. His hair shaded his face, but you pictured it wet and combed back. Water would cascade down his body to wet his flushed, heavy cock. With ringless hands, he’d start at the root and skim fingers to the crown. Then he’d encircle it, sighing — knowing relief was near — and begin thrusting...
You held his sides, glancing at the shadowed triangle of his underwear.
He let out a self-deprecating laugh. “I have to wash my sheets a lot now. Going through detergent like crazy.”
Unbidden, you confessed, “I don’t bother with underwear when I go to bed, anymore.”
He lowered himself to an elbow and rested his body against your side once more. His stiff cock dug into your hip. He cradled your cheek, touch light enough to send shivers through your body.
“Because of me?” he asked.
You nodded and fingered the ends of his hair. Meeting his eyes in the dark, you drew him in to kiss. When he deepened it, your head swam. He was better, more, than you’d hoped. He’d ensnared you, which you hadn’t foreseen when you traced his name carved into that picnic table weeks ago.
His hand glided down your sternum to follow the band of your bra.
“Can I touch these pretty tits?” he asked.
You nodded, whispering a ‘yes.’
He cursed lowly as he cupped one of your breasts, hand heavy and warm. Your nipples pebbled again before you pulled him in for a kiss. He kissed you hard and squeezed your breast. His thumb teased your nipple. An electric zing sped from your chest to center at your core. You arched as your pussy got wetter.
And you needed him there; wanted him fingering you, filling you, making you come.
He broke the kiss to say, “Wanted to touch you for so long.”
You guided his hand down your body.
“Keep going.”
“Yeah?” He stopped with his hand hot on the curve of your belly. “You need more?”
“Need you.”
“Jesus Christ, baby,” he said, voice strained, and rested his forehead on your temple. “Whatever you want.” He slid his hand between your legs. “Shit, so hot.”
You whimpered and braced yourself — hand splayed on the mattress and the heel of your free leg planted on the bed — before spreading your thighs. He hummed as he traced fingers along the seam of your pants. You couldn’t stop the shimmy of your hips. You needed more.
“Please.”
He grazed his nose up your hairline.
“I got you, sweetheart.”
With nimble fingers, Eddie unbuttoned and unzipped your pants.
Yes, you thought, and bit your lip. Anticipation had your stomach tightening and hips canting.
Then he stopped, hand on the vee of your pants fly. You nearly clawed at him.
“You sure?” he asked.
You bit out: “Yes, don’t stop.”
He snaked his fingers beneath the waistband of your underwear. His touch left lines of warmth down your already overheated skin. He raked through the pubic hair on your mound. His middle and ring finger dipped into the sopping slit of your pussy.
You gasped the same time he groaned.
His pelvis flexed, rubbing his straining cock against your hip.
“Fuck, so wet.”
You tucked your face in his shoulder as you fought not to beg outright. You nearly lost the fight when he pushed two fingers inside you. It felt so good, too good, and you wanted more.
“So tight.”
He stroked the front wall of your cunt, all slow and delicious. You rolled your hips as your head swam with the beginnings of genuine pleasure.
“Have you thought of me doing this?” he asked as he stroked.
You gave a sound of assent and nodded. You’d thought about this and more. You’d thought about riding his cock, sucking him off, pulling his hair while he ate you out. There’d been so many scenarios, they now hazed together in a riot of flesh and noise.
“I bet you taste good,” he said. “Can’t wait to find out.”
You mewled as your cunt clenched.
There was a smile in his voice when he asked, “Like that, huh?”
You nodded before he continued:
“Anyone ever do that for you? Taste your little pussy?”
“Once.”
“They make you come?”
You shook your head with a ‘no.’
He sounded earnest as he said, “Tell me how.”
“Touch my clit.”
Before he eased his fingers out, you turned your head to catch his swollen lips. He made a pleased sound and rocked his hips. You almost asked him to take you when his fingertips slithered over your tender clit. Words left you. Your lips went slack at the electric shock, like your nerves were live wires.
You moaned and gripped at him.
“Good?”
“Yeah, circle it, please.”
He pinned your thigh with his and obeyed, massaging your clit. Your body tensed with each round. His arm flexed against your torso as those deft fingers worked. You quivered and rolled with him, unable to keep still against the onslaught.
“Eddie, please.”
“C’mon, baby, come for me.”
He pressed harder, worked your clit faster.
You moaned in response and closed your eyes. You scraped your lip with your teeth as new heat spread across your body.
“Fuck.”
You didn’t know who said it — or if you both had. You couldn’t catch your breath, couldn’t focus your eyes. All you could do was take it.
Eddie panted beside you. He strained with you, his body a fire against your side.
“Come with me,” you whispered.
He nodded as his brow furrowed.
That heat built and roared and rushed through you to center between your legs. You cried out, your back arched. Ecstasy surged to burn you from the inside out. It was a flame shared. Your cunt throbbed and gushed. Tears pricked your eyes. It should’ve hurt. It was too much. Yet the torrent went on and on, pulling you inexorably to Eddie—
Who’d hidden his face between your head and the mattress. His humid breath ruffled your hair.
You didn’t know when his fingers had stilled, but it hardly mattered. You felt like you’d survived a storm. As orgasm ebbed, you turned your head to kiss whatever part of him you could reach. He grumbled something unintelligible and nuzzled into your affection. You grinned and relaxed, letting his weight ground you.
The slip of his fingers from your clit had your cunt throbbing in an echo of orgasm. Your saturated underwear clung to the added wetness between your legs. You hazarded a guess the crotch of your pants was saturated as well.
That was easy to ignore, though, as you watched Eddie prop himself on an elbow and lick his wet fingers clean. He groaned a curse before focusing on you.
“Nice being right,” he said.
“About what?”
“How good you taste.”
“Yeah?”
He hummed. “Yeah.”
You put a hand on his nape and tugged him down. His mouth was already waiting like an offering. The salt of your sweat and tangy sweetness of your come glazed his soft lips. You sucked it off his bottom lip. He groaned again, resting his sticky hand on your chest. He then skated his arm around you to hold you close and deepen the kiss.
After a long, heady moment, you asked, “Did you come, too?”
He snorted. “Holy shit, yeah, I’m a mess.”
You grinned.
“Me too.”
“Guess we should clean up.”
You sighed, satisfied. “Guess so.”
Like a big dog who thought themself a tiny dog, he flopped on you and tucked his face in your neck. You let out a playful ‘oof,’ yet wrapped your arms around him. If he could tolerate gooey underwear for a few more minutes, so could you. Besides, he was a delightful weight to bear.
He made a contented sound, kissing your neck without urgency. He breathed deep, as if to get you deep in his lungs. You petted his hair as he smoothed his lips and nose over your skin.
He paused with lips on your neck. You let your head loll to the side. The wall heater droned, filling the room with white noise.
Eddie tightened his hold and gave you a sloppy raspberry below your ear. You shriek-laughed as he did it again. You kicked against the bed to buck him off, finding little success. He let out a villainous laugh and gave you another.
“Oh, milady, I’ve lured you into my trap!”
He raspberried you once more.
“No!” You laughed, scrunched your neck to block him, and pushed at his shoulders. “You— You knave!”
“Muah-hah-hah-hah!”
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You woke to the room door closing. It was ass o’clock. You didn’t need to check the bedside clock to know that. The watery blue light leaking between the drapes indicated pre-dawn.
You rolled to face Eddie’s empty side of the bed. The sheets were still warm. You buried your nose in his pillow with a hum. It smelled like him: his shampoo, Djarums, and musk. You could get used to that scent in your bed.
How long would you have it, though?
Once he found out what you were, he’d suspect every feeling or thought he’d had about you. Or he’d think you crazy. Because magic wasn’t supposed to exist outside of D&D. Yet there it was, in you, defying all logic.
What if he told anyone who’d listen?
Then your parents would know. They’d send you to a shrink, put you on drugs — as if that would cure you. And Hawkins seemed very much like a town that would burn witches. It had been easier in New York, because no one gave a shit. Your parents had been too busy schmoozing to notice the odd things about you once puberty had hit, too.
A nor’easter had rolled in with your first period. Like it had come for you. For days, rain had pelted the windows and poured down the subway stairs, gusts blew umbrellas inside-out. Weathermen said it was the storm of the decade. You could barely pay attention to the television between the jackhammer drilling away inside your skull and the blood oozing out of your cooch.
Mom had given you a Percocet and twirled away to another gala.
You’d wanted to cry, but it hurt too much. The Percocet hadn’t dulled the pain. You stared at the sheets of water sluicing down your bedroom window and growled for the storm to go away. Just go away already.
And it had.
Within minutes, the rain stopped. In a few more, the clouds went from heavy gray to white. They left junctions of evening mauve and marigold as they parted. The pain then receded, and the Percocet struck. The room had gone fuzzy and golden. The air tingled against your skin. The floor vibrated with a subtle energy.
You’d laid across your bed and hadn’t woken until the morning alarm.
At school, you’d made the mean girls’ lunch-trays flip onto their laps. You knew when pop quizzes were coming. You compelled teachers to pass over you when they wanted class participation.
You’d purchased spell-work books from occult shops, asked the owners about old witches’ handbooks, and left your number for them to call if they got something like that in. What you wanted was hard to find. Guides for properly chanting under the full moon were useless. Paganism didn’t encompass what you were. Worshiping old gods wouldn’t gain you what you wanted. The gods were fickle, anyway, and couldn’t be trusted — that much you knew from reading myths.
A month passed. Two. Three. Then on a Saturday afternoon, Tom, the wizened owner of Cunningham’s World Trade & Books, called. He reported An Elementary Treatise, Formulary, and Encyclopedia of the Occult Sciences by Agnes Jemimah Israel, dating from 1923, had arrived. The owner warned you its cover wasn’t in the best shape, but all the pages were intact. He’d asked if you were interested.
You were, naturally, and rushed to Cunningham’s. There, Tom gave you further warning. The book was not to be misused. There were dire consequences for mishandling magic. You hadn’t understood until he slipped a blank index card from the book and requested you sign it. He said if you misused the information in the book, the card would blacken.
You held the card to the sunlight coming through the plate-glass window. A shimmering aura surrounded it, flashing green and pink and blue. You asked what he would do if the card blackened.
“Why, Miss,” Tom had said. “I would summon it, and its copies, of course.”
The room door opened, letting in a blast of colder air. You sat up and watched Eddie step inside while you attempted to tame your hair. In his hands, cans of orange Crush and bags of potato chips. His sleep-pants bloused over his untied boots and his jacket hid the faded AC/DC t-shirt. He’d tucked his hair behind his ears, which were pink from the chill.
Voice still rough, he said, “Morning, milady.”
“Morning, good sir.”
He placed the cans on the nightstand, gave you the bags, and turned on the lamp.
“Breakfast of champions,” he said before kissing your forehead.
You grinned.
An orange-flavored liquid seemed appropriate for this time of day, you supposed, and said as much.
He chuckled as he hung his jacket on a chair back and toed off his boots.
“My thoughts exactly.”
“My friend used to say, ‘Two idiots, one thought,’ instead of, ‘Great minds think alike.’ She was German.”
You missed her.
“I like it,” he said, smiling.
He sat by your crossed legs, resting a hand on your calves. You cracked open a can and handed it to him. He murmured a ‘thanks’ as you opened the other can. As you sipped at your soda, he said:
“So, last night was fun.”
You narrowed your eyes at him to hide the utter dismay that froze you to the spot.
“There a ‘but’ in there?” you asked, your bottom lip against the icy metal of the can.
His eyes went wide as he choked and nearly sloshed soda on the bed.
“No! Fuck no!” He wiped at his mouth. “Holy shit, why would you think that?”
You shrugged and lowered your drink to your knee.
“‘Last night was fun, but...’ ‘I like you a lot, but...’”
“No ‘buts,’ I swear. Last night was fun, and I do like you a lot.”
“Yeah?”
“Hell yeah.” He set his drink on the nightstand, then rubbed his palms on his thighs. “Did you like—” He waved a hand in the space between you and him. “—what we did?”
You set your drink next to his.
Be brave, you told yourself.
You cupped his stubbled cheeks in your hands, hoping they weren’t unpleasantly clammy. His expression softened as he leaned into your touch with a sigh.
“I did,” you whispered. “You’re special to me.”
“You, uh— You too, you know.”
You moved in to kiss him, but he met you halfway. His lips were soft counter to the bite of orange soda. The droning heater faded, as did the bleak world outside. Everything disappeared. You were alone with him and his citrus kisses and the scuff of his facial hair.
He pulled you closer by the hips, his grip muffled by the blanket. You braced a hand on his thigh, tilted your head, and kissed him deeper.
After a syrupy-long moment, he groaned and broke the kiss to lean his forehead against yours.
“Goddamn,” he said, and closed his eyes.
You smiled at his swear.
“I want you too much.”
“Is that possible?” you asked.
“Beginning to think it’s not.”
You hummed in agreement, though you secretly doubted his desire would continue for long. Nothing ever did. Besides, things like last night were too intense to last. Ecstasy saw to that, but it only added to the sparkly newness. That would fade with time, and one of you would get bored.
“Hey,” Eddie said conspiratorially. “Let’s go smoke a joint.”
But what if neither of you got bored?
You grinned.
“Okay.”
He gave your lips a peck and stood. His sleep-pants did little to hide his half-hard cock. He threw you a wink as he adjusted himself.
You laughed, because that shouldn’t be flattering and charming. And yet, it was. You were coming to understand Eddie could make something stupid, even semi-gross, like that endearing.
You needed to use the bathroom first, though, so you told him you’d meet him outside. With a two-fingered salute, he went to his duffle. When you finished, he was gone — along with the pack of Djarums. You slipped on your jacket, stuck your feet in your Docs, and grabbed the room key.
Honeyed pyramids from the parking lot lights contrasted the stony purple sky. The air held a crispness only found in autumn. Your breath fogged as you shoved your hands in your pockets, thankful you’d packed thicker pajamas.
Eddie waited for you at your car, resting a hip against it while smoking a Djarum. You stole it from between his lips to take a drag. He squawked in mock-offense and plunged his icy hand under your jacket.
“Don’t you dare,” you said, warning him off wiggling his fingers under your top, and blew smoke out the side of your mouth.
He pouted as he pivoted to rest his ass on the car and pulled you between his spread legs. Then his look turned sly, and he dragged his bottom lip between his teeth.
“I’ll dare later.”
“Only if you warm those hands first.”
“I’ll think of a way.”
You twisted your mouth to keep from smiling.
“Here,” you said, offering the last draw from the Djarum. “Finish it.”
He bent and wrapped his lips around the filter — eyes on yours, lips against your fingers — as he inhaled. It made you think of his lips elsewhere; his tongue and hot breath tripping over your skin.
Heat bloomed in your cheeks. You inched back to drop the butt on the blacktop and grind it under your boot. He held onto your jacket as though ensuring you couldn’t run. Like you would.
He nodded to the blocky wheel stop in the adjacent parking spot and said, “C’mon, let’s sit.”
He led you over and sat to face the scraggly brush separating the parking lot from the back of a strip mall. The concrete was frigid, and you tucked your jacket as far under you as you could. In the meantime, Eddie produced a lighter and a perfect cylinder of a joint. He lit it carefully, rotating it in his fingers before handing it to you.
After taking a drag, you handed it over. You two passed the joint back and forth as dawn began painting the sky with orange. You scooted closer to him and rested your head on his shoulder. He propped his head on yours in reply.
Your earlier doubts reduced to ash with each inhale until the joint was nothing but burnt paper. There was nothing to fear here. Not with him. All you wanted now was to know him, discover his every nook and cranny.
Like he was an English muffin. Eddie Muffin.
Take one bite and you’ll want another!
You giggled.
The original, one and only, good lookin’, nerd bookin’, your very own Eddie Muffin!
He made an interested noise.
“I just remembered that English muffin ad,” you said, smiling and hiding your face in his shoulder. “About nooks and crannies.”
He snorted before singing, “How could something that looks so funny taste so good?”
His inflections were perfect.
“Yes!”
You hugged his bicep and giggled again. He leaned into you, giggling too.
He asked, “What the hell’s an English muffin, anyway?”
“Is it even English?”
“Why’s it called a muffin?”
“Why’s a muffin called a muffin?” you asked, releasing his arm to waggle your hands.
“What are words?” His hands seesawed. “And what do they mean?”
“The world may never know!”
You met his twinkling eyes and dissolved into laughter. He laughed, which fed into your own until tears streamed down your cheeks. You kept telling him to stop, but he wouldn’t.
He put a finger to his lips.
“We gotta be quiet — shhh!”
You curled around your knees and wheezed to calm yourself. Your tears dried in the cold, leaving your skin stiff and itchy. It would be nice to have his infamous handkerchief now.
“Hey, Eddie?”
You rested your chin on your shoulder and looked up at him.
“Yeah?” he said, lips twitching with amusement.
“Hey, I need to ask you something.”
“‘Kay.”
“You—” Your mouth was gummy, and you swallowed. “You like girls, right?”
He blinked wide eyes and gave you a double-take.
“What?”
“I mean, you can like guys, too, that’s cool, I just— With your handkerchief...”
He looked as if he were attempting to solve long division in his head.
“What about it?” he asked slowly.
“It’s the hanky code.”
“The what-y code?”
“Hanky code? Flagging? What you’re into?”
“Wha— There’s a flag for what you’re into?”
“No! Like, a black handkerchief in your pocket means you like S-and-M? And that you’re into guys? You’re saying, like, you’re a dom or something, I think?”
He flailed and nearly fell off the wheel stop.
“Jesus Christ, it means what?”
“It means—”
“I heard you.” He twisted a messy lock of his hair, getting his fingers caught in it. “Jesus fuck, I just thought it was cool.” He freed his fingers with a laugh. “Yes, I like girls. Guys are...” He shrugged. “I haven’t met one I wanted to fuck.”
“Okay, that’s cool,” you said, rubbing your chin on your shoulder because you didn’t know what to do with your body.
“I like you.” He angled to you, eyes dancing as he studied your face. “You’ve been worried about that.”
“The S-and-M part? Or the gay part?”
“Both.”
You whispered, “I... I wasn’t sure you were into me — like that — at first.”
“Oh, I’m into you.” He leaned in, a challenging glint in his eye. “Wanna see how much?”
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FYI: The muffin jingle is from an ad for Thomas' English Muffins from 1984. Watch here! 🍞🕺
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