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cats-and-confusion · 9 months
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Hey can anyone tell me what the FUCK this behavior means
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one-time-i-dreamt · 5 months
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My Bombay cat (who's jet black) fell into my food bin that was filled with water, when I pulled him out to dry him off, he turned white for 5 minutes...
(He's never been in water and now I'm scared he will turn white lol.)
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jadenoryuu · 11 months
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Day 21+25: Shatter+Blame
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He's innocent for once, he swears!
@tourettesdog's LBM is a menace, but he will get away scott free since @dashing-through-ecto Little Baby Loop is in the house and Maddie doesn't trust him a bit!
꒰(@`꒳´)꒱
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xecutivecucumber · 2 months
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I have been betrayed. Bamboozled. Hurt.
I have just witnessed my beloved cat, whose name is Phee, BAT MY SEASON 2 BLACK SERIES TECH OFF OF HIS SHELF.
HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO ME? HAVEN'T I SEEN HIM FALL ENOUGH???
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synstoria · 4 months
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I think my cat is plotting the downfall of Calidya.🗡️
I should be extra careful not leaving my documents open in the next few days 🐈
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unsightlythinker · 2 months
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Me: *picks up cat*
Me, in a defeated voice: “Here, take your demon.”
Me: *hands cat over to my mother*
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What did he see?
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womenwant-swords · 2 months
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I've recently discovered that my cat likes when I don't wear a bra because she can bop her head under my boob. I didn't know I'd get to the point in my life where my boobs make a nice hat for a cat, but here we are. Not quite sure what to do with this information.
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initial-lime · 1 year
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I really love the design choice of both kitty and puss’s fur colours, because they really embody the attitude of those kinds of cat EXTRAORDINARILY well.
Puss being a ginger tomcat really has that attitude about him, smug grin ladies man with absolutely zero functioning braincells, pure orange cat energy.
And kitty has the tuxedo attitude down perfectly as well (this is coming from someone who owns a tuxedo shecat btw) nonchalant, sneaky and perhaps a little bit clingy but won’t admit it (I mean her whole goal with the wish is finding a companion)
It’s just very delightful to see the attention to detail in this movie
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amayasnep · 3 months
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I love cats
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And cats really love the warm shiny 🔥
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crystalelemental · 2 months
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Good news, everyone!
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Gia is being brave. She comes out to eat and stares at us now. She doesn’t get too close but she responds to noises and makes eye contact without immediately running. Also she will be a brat. She tries to eat both bowls of food before her sister works up the courage to come out, and yesterday I had to make a chiding noise to get her to stop. After the first time she just kept eating, while looking over at me. Glad you’re comfortable enough to be defiant, you little shit.
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hualianff · 2 years
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10 examples of HC’s cat, E’Ming, being a brat:
1. Pushing things off counters such as his keys, hand towels, paperwork, and hair ties - especially when HC is looking directly at her.
2. HC suddenly fighting for his life in the middle of the night because E’Ming decided to plop herself right on HC’s chest, staring at him with owl eyes, daring him to push her off.
HC does. Except this continues to happen numerous times throughout the night. HC gives up and goes back to sleep with shallow breaths.
Then wakes up at 6 AM sharp to E’Ming violently making biscuits on his tiddies, reminding him it’s breakfast time.
3. E’Ming randomly nipping him when he’s just trying to pet her, damn it! But during the times HC is preoccupied, E’Ming yowls like she’s paid to get the neighbors to call animal services on them!
4. Walking all over HC’s keyboard when he’s trying to work. Sitting on the exact papers he’s trying to look at. Chewing on his fancy pens.
5. Being a PICKY eater.
6. Perching menacingly on the bathroom counter while he showers, staring directly through the glass door.
7. Escaping once a month, also known as giving HC a heart attack once a month.
8. Weaving through his long legs to the point HC trips when trying to avoid stepping on her.
9. E’Ming pawing at the bead in HC’s braided hair.
HC: “NO-“
E’Ming: “MREOWWW!” *bites on the braid*
10. E’Ming scaling HC’s back when she wants to be held, ripping the back of his shirts in the process.
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1 pro that makes the previous 10 things less insufferable:
1. E’Ming is a Gege-attractor.
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1 con that cancels out the previous pro:
1. E’Ming is a Gege-hogger.
[extra: E’Ming is a blue-baller.]
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1. E’Ming wiggling her way between gege’s legs while Hualian make out on the couch…
HC: “DAMN IT NOT NOW-“
XL: “hi sweet girl~”
2. E’Ming loafing on XL’s chest as he lays on the couch. HC comes to join but as he leans forward to kiss XL, E’Ming places her paw on his lips-
HC: “the audacity of my fucking cat- MOVE-!”
Before HC can pick E’Ming up, the cat has wrapped her body around XL’s neck, purring up a storm. XL laughs in delight. His hands gently pet E’Ming’s black, soft fur.
XL: “my noble, gracious protector” *kisses E’Ming’s fur*
HC: 🧍‍♂️
3. E’Ming appearing out of nowhere to aggressively bat HC’s head as he’s about to enter XL-
HC: 😑
Thus, Hualian end up closing HC’s bedroom door every time they need alone time. Sometimes, they put on a playlist to block out E’Ming’s tantrum.
After they’re done. XL goes to let E’Ming in. But before she enters, her nose scrunches up.
She sniffs a couple times. Then glares at HC.
And sprints away.
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Miraculously, XL has a sixth sense in catching any item E’Ming decides to sweep off the counter.
It’s their thing because E’Ming always tries to be unpredictable but somehow XL IS ALWAYS THERE!? HE’S ALWAYS READY??
IS HE STALKING HER???
XL, catching all the mail E’Ming flung off in succession: “aiya, stop! you know it‘s useless. i’ll just keep catching everything you drop.”
E’Ming: [annoyed] “mrreow!!”
XL: “keep dreaming, kitten” :)
E’Ming: [jumps off counter and retreats to HC’s bedroom]
HC, watching from the side, starstruck: “I think I just fell deeper in love with you, Gege.”
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No matter what HC claims, he still loves and cares for E’Ming immensely. He actually spoils her to bits by buying her the tastiest food packed with nutrition and the most addicting catnip toys that she could play with for hours.
HC is also in the process of installing high ledges on the wall to create an elevated cat jungle for E’Ming to play on. When he mentions this to XL for the first time, XL raises an eyebrow and smiles, amused.
XL: “she has you wrapped around her sassy little tail, doesn’t she?”
HC, in realization: 🫠
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When Hualian decide to move in together, XL brings his pet snake, Ruoye, to HC’s apartment.
E’Ming’s fur poofs up in defense when she first spots the long, pale creature behind the glass tank. When Ruoye’s tongue flicks out, E’Ming books it out of the living room.
Absolutely terrifying, she concludes.
But as the months pass by, E’Ming comes to accept this foreign thing must stay. It doesn’t stop her from staring at Ruoye for long periods of time, or from trying to intimidate the snake with a front-row-seat to her wrestling a stuffed animal frog WWE-style.
But they manage to get along. Eventually, it will be safe enough that XL can take Ruoye out and hang her on his neck while he completes chores and E’Ming will insistently tag along.
Plus, all the dead mice that E’Ming proudly drops at HC’s feet can contribute towards Ruoye’s food source.
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XL’s moving in also means a boost in social events HC is a part of. Not that he minds too much because most of the time it’s people both he and XL are familiar with.
If E’Ming can be a total brat to the one who puts a roof over her head and food in her bowl, then she can be satan’s literal spawn to humans in every other category. (Excluding XL, of course.)
Cue HC subjecting his devil cat to certain somebodies during their Chinese New Year dinner.
E’Ming actually doesn’t mind HX. For years, HX looked after her when HC was away, and she quite likes HX’s scent for some reason…fishy.
But HX, in his all black attire, steers clear from the black furball who will bite him if he doesn’t feed her the special treats he usually has and currently doesn’t.
MQ and E’Ming have glaring contests. Every time. E’Ming looks like she’s preparing to attack MQ’s leg? Go on, he seethes with his eyes. I dare you.
E’Ming stalks away with her chin tipped up.
MQ is also the only one who can stop E’Ming from pushing things off the counter with one tongue-click.
However, no matter how hard MQ tries to prevent it, E’Ming always squeezes her way in to watch him go to the bathroom.
FX high-key really wants to pet E’Ming but he doesn’t stand a chance.
MQ to FX: “you know, it doesn’t help that you have dogs”
FX: “s-shut up”
E’Ming walking by…
FX: “hiiii, hellooo sweet thing!”
E’Ming: 👁👁
FX: “…pspspsp-“
E’Ming hisses, then trots away.
Right into YY’s arms.
Because for some reason, E’Ming LOVES YY. She always greets him at the front door with a soft “mrrrp??” and then rub her cheek on his legs until he picks her up.
YY holds her like a baby, rocking slightly. E’Ming immediately begins purring loudly, slowly closing her eyes.
HC: “you know you’re stuck with her for awhile now?”
YY: “yeah” *heads to the chair in the corner*
If you listen closely, you can hear FX sobbing in the background.
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w/ @no-one-says-hi
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haunted-house-heart · 3 months
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i started a cat blog
dedicated to my silly ass boys! follow here:
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mewtwoandme · 2 years
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Trying to work on adult stuff and organize but then she does this XD
"If I fits, I sits."
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landkeks · 8 months
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One of my cats has a weird obsession with backpacks, if a backpack appears somewhere she has to curl up on it, it's the law. Doesn't matter if it's filled with rocks or groceries or only halfway on a table, it's a backpack, she's manically in love.
I just force-grabbed her from a backpack that was falling down with her from the couch and she literally dug her claws into it to hold onto it, while yelling in protest.
So now I put it out for her properly and she's - I kid you not - drooling from happiness, purring like a motorbike, happily curled up on her object of desire. Cats are maniacs.
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fantasyaespa · 5 months
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Winter: Joo-baby… hear me out~ Isn’t she beautiful?
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@livealittleoc-cb
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