...I played myself I see.
Catching Cold... the start or something
“Danny, dude, where have you been? You haven’t been answering your phone or anything?” Tucker asked, sliding into the desk next to Danny.
Danny frowned a little, head tilted. “Oh, my phone…? I don’t know where it is. Sorry.”
“Are you sure you should be back at school? I know you’ve been trying harder and it’s senior year and all, but you look sick. I’m sure you can miss some more days,” Tucker reached out to press his hand against Danny’s forehead.
The warmth felt good against the clammy skin and Danny felt his eyes closing. He wished he could go back to bed. He felt like he hadn’t slept for weeks even though Mom had said he’d been sick in bed for a few days. Something about that…
“But can Phantom?” Sam asked. She dropped town into the seat in front of them, arms crossed over the back of the seat.
“Sam!”
“Look, I get it,” she said with a roll of her eyes, “But Boxy wrecked the post office last night and that’s just Boxy. What if a real ghost had attacked? Where was Phantom?”
Why did she ask that so pointedly? Danny blinked, trying to scrap together his scattered thoughts.
He yawned widely.
“I don’t know… Mom…” Half a memory played at the edges of Danny’s mind. “I think Mom said he was gone or something? No, um, wouldn’t be a problem anymore? So people should be safe from him.”
His friends didn’t look comforted like he thought they would at the news.
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AN/: Filled a prompt (Dead on Main + adj.). Made it worse. Took joy in the suffering that I caused.
Now I'm here.
Welp.
(Yes, it is okay to still fill the base prompt with your ideas too! But this and future catching cold parts are not part of the prompt!)
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teru liking aoi (the girl) doesn't make any sense to me. but more importantly, it's not narratively interesting. we never saw them interact before, and you're telling me teru has liked aoi for years? it sort of feels like it came out of nowhere.
as i see it, teru as two options for crushes that could be really interesting in terms of the narrative.
terukane. You knew this was coming. Aoi and Akane have inverse names, for god's sake, and Teru said "I like Akane-san"? The way Teru looks at him sometimes? I'll feel so bad for him if this is true but sometimes it really feels like Akane (boy) is more likely to be his crush than Aoi (girl).
terunene. Much less proof, but the angst of Nene trying to win him over and even getting entangled with supernaturals, while in fact he liked her all along, would be DELICIOUS.
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the thing about the joker
is that - well, even canonically, he’s not actually “insane.” in the most canonical version of his backstory (bc there are many conflicting incarnations, but this one is the touchstone for a lot of later canon), he was part of a street gang before falling into a vat of Nondescript Toxic Waste that damaged his melanin production and That’s It. he supposedly “lost his mind” after seeing his reflection, which is absurd on many levels. no. he’s not “insane.” what he is, is an angry white boy.
the thing about the joker is that he exults in his own uncontainability. He laughs, because all of gotham - all the world - is built to be his playground. the only lunatic thing about him is the lunacy of ~Society~, to borrow from the joker’s own playbook; the lunacy of the joker lies in the world that grants him power: in the inheritance of loss: in white privilege, and what it means for everyone else.
“to prove a point.” those were the joker’s exact words, when he shot and paralyzed Barbara Gordon. she asked why: he laughed. “to prove a point.”
because that’s all he ever does. he hurts people because he can. and because all the power in the world can’t save him from getting hurt - and isn’t that just peachy?
because the thing about the joker is that he can get hurt. he has been hurt. but he has so much more capacity to harm than to be harmed. he is immortal. he and he alone will never have to face the consequences of the hurt that he inflicts on other people.
so then: why not hurt them? misery loves company, after all.
the joker is the embodiment and end result of our own social system: the madness of the exception: the laughter of the white man: the imprecation to smile, as he kills you.
(no one ever says it, i find, but it’s still true: barbara deserves to kill him.)
and who, then, is the batman? if the joker is the yin to his yang? if they’re two sides of one irredeemable coin, if they represent the “balance” of an unjustifiable system - who is he if not another white man?
because he is. Bruce Wayne is a white boy born into unspeakable privilege and forced to endure suffering anyway; who copes with his suffering by taking it out on others; who copes with his suffering, not by taking advantage of the world as it is, but by attempting to reshape it. to make it in his own image - as if it isn’t already his, as if claiming it further will crush out the pain.
the batman is the benevolent oppressor to the joker’s malevolent one. he changes nothing, in the end. two privileged white boys with their own respective navel-gazing grudges - where, after all, lies the difference between benevolence and malevolence?
because they are not “chaos” and “order.” not really. They are laissez-faire laughter and law. Joker exults in the disease of the system, Batman seeks to treat its symptoms, but neither of them will ever change anything about the root cause. because they may have suffered the faults of this system, but they still benefit so much more from it as it exists. Uphold it or break it, neither of them wants to change the law.
but the law is only as good as the people it’s made to protect. and who does that law protect, really?
waylon jones is, in one issue, explicitly depicted as Black. between that and his skin disorder, there has never once been room for his character to be any more than a monster: king croc is, always, a character to be violated and brutalized, over and over and over and still - always - written as the villain. (he tried so hard to scrape out a place for himself, so many times, in so many incarnations, and each and every time he finds himself relegated once more to the sewers. he will never be anyone’s king. there is no place under the sun for people like him.)
victor fries only ever wanted to save his wife, and a capitalist mogul decided a few extra numbers on his eight-digit paycheck were more important than the people whose lives depended on that money. fries’ body was damaged to disability by that choice, left without the resources to find a cure for his wife, and he robbed banks because there was no other option available to him. we seem to have forgotten, or maybe never really understood, why that matters. why a desperate man trying to save his life and that of his loved ones under the crushing gears of capitalism is a villain, and the one who stops him is our hero. why, under the law batman upholds, a bank vault and a CEO’s hoard is worth more than a life.
poison ivy just wants to live, too. wants a life not defined by the devastation of her body, of the beings that exist as extensions of her, a life where green and growing things are not commodities to be plowed up and poisoned and destroyed for the sake of another man’s profit. these are villains; they are written as such. these are their motives.
who does batman fight for, really? who is our hero, this emblem of our law?
is he our hero? ours, the broken and bleeding members of the world he claims to protect?
who does the law protect, except him - him, and the joker?
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I think one aspect to measure a ship's rarepairness is it's popularity when compared to crackships. If it's more popular than generic crackship 254 then it's probably not a rareepair but if more people will know the crackship than the alternative serious and maybe even well thought out ship between two characters then it is probably most probably a rareepair
i wasnt rly talking about differences between rarepair and crackship but more "what makes a ship popular" in general
imo the difference between crackship and rarepair is the amount of canon content 🤔 crackships don't need a base at all but rarepairs usually have one. if it's "these two characters who haven't talked much would be interesting together" then it's a crackship (what makes a ship rare is a bit harder to measure and each case it's exclusive because you have to take a lot of factors into account). But. i don't think they're mutually exclusive things it's more like. all (or almost all) crackships are rarepairs but not all rarepairs are crackships. for example i'd say rinne/shu is somewhat a crackship? it doesn't have much canon content afaik. meanwhile mitsu/haji, who are both in the same unit and have had several 5*+4* events together, are more of a rarepair: neither are each other's most popular ship, or even second most-popular. but also rinne/shu have 80 fics on ao3 (which is more than some def not rare ships) and mitsu/haji have 11. of course character popularity plays a huge part here (big part of why i said its hard to measure how rare a ship is) (did u guys know kaname has more fics than mitsuru) but my point is.
you could place mitsu//haji in rare, rinne//shu in crack and (spins roulette) haji//shu in both and it all quite checks out
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