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[charlyoddsox27]

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[charlyoddsox27]

help wanted (tf2 fandom)

hi yes i know im SUPER late like a literal decade late but i just got really really into TF2 recently?? I just read the comics for the first time and HOO BOY. HOOOOOO BOY. im in DEEP lads.

So, uh, yeah, if anyone knows any active TF2 blogs (art, fanfic, rp/ask blogs, cosplay, etc.) that are still posting about TF2 in 2018, pleeeease reblog this and put their blog names in the tags!!! i know the fandom is nowhere near as active as it used to be but buy am i hyperfixating right now and would really appreciate the help.

Thanks!! 💙

EDIT: i'm 18 btw so tf2 porn blogs are totally acceptable (*cough*preferable) too lmao

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #team fortress #textpost #charlyspeaks

[charlyoddsox27]

me, rereading the naked and the dead, crying over the scout death scene: :'(

my brother, looking over my shoulder: why is bob ross mourning that anaemic child

me: fuCKING FIRST OF ALL, BITCH,

#tf2 #shitpost #charlyspeaks

[charlyoddsox27]

its 6am, i havent slept, im bored, so im posting a list of the mercs in order of whom i like the most and reasons why, because thats something i should do i guess?

here goes

(spoilers for the comics down below but either way i think im the only person on earth who has never read them before now)

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~~1. Medic~~

reasons for being my favourite:

• fucking. look. at. him. 👌

• 'mad german doctor' is one of my favourite tropes and he is a pretty bang-on satirical depiction of it

• cute-ass german accent

• he has pet pidgeons hE LOVES HIS PIDGEON PALS THEY KEEP HIM COMPANY

• healers are the most respectable class imo and since Medic pretty much started it he's automatically the best, thats how it works right?

• he sold some random persons soul to satan in exchange for a ***ballpoint pen*** and can i just say, fucking mood??? (he is literally the "i'd sell you to satan for one cornchip" meme)

• "yes, Archimedes...I couldn't agree more." *shudders* b oi .. .

• so many more reasons to love this gross old doctor so little room in Tumblrs posts.

~~2. Spy~~

reasons for being my second favourite:

• cranky, done with everyones shit, just wants to be left alone, fucking mood

• he's a spy i mean c'mon. look at the swanky-ass suit, look at the class radiating from this asshole.

• he may be a dick but he has a soft side he's just too jaded to show it most of the time (see: Scouts death in the comics?? real tears. honestly wish they'd panned that out more.)

• masks are hot tbFH--

• he enjoys a nice glass of whisky by the fireplace and so do i (fun fact: france is the biggest importer of scottish whisky in the world so its a nice touch)

• shapeshifting is fucking cool are you serious like he can just. do that. what a legend

• "i have a cyanide pill in one of my molars, if i break it then spit some in your mouth before i die, we can avoid being tortured." *'heavy' bursts in to save them* "PFFTHBTHF--"

• "SEDUCE ME."

• arrogant frenchman is one of my other favourite tropes and this is the most arrogant frenchman ive ever seen

• he's the only fully sane Merc, maybe apart from Engie.

• people love to hate him bc he's an asshole but...come on. after working with all those other weirdos for years, you'd be pretty jaded too.

• as a gross shipper, he's the easiest and the most fun (imo) to ship with Medic (rip me)

~~3. Pyro~~

reasons for being my third favourite:

• would have tied with Soldier if it werent for that one picture of them in the comics holding a puppy over their head with the most adoring expression on their mask??? good Pyro. goodest Pyro.

• doesn't do much in the comics but makes up for it in pure charm. look at that soulless face and tell me you dont love it.

• ambiguous gender ambiguous gender amBIGUOUS GENDER AMBIGUOUS GENDER. she/he/they? trans? nb? whatever you headcanon, it'll never be confirmed so its literally up to your own imagination. fucking ace, Valve 👌👌👌

• likes to burn things. god damnit. they like to burn things, guys. but they enjoy it so much, you just cant hate them, you can only feel a sympathetic joy that this precious lunatic is having fun in their own little world.

• canonically mentally ill (schizoprenia? it could be hallucinogenic drugs but i like to think its schizophrenia.)

• pretty sure they burned a pair of pedophiles in the comics. at least i think thats what those panels were insinuating. "lets open an orphanage and have an endless supply of kids to--" sounds pretty red-flaggy to me tbh. plus they were the villains so, eh?

• bludgeoned a bear to death until its skull was pulp because it insulted their special interest. you go, Pyro.

• for a few bits in the comics they have a really cute family dynamic going on with other Mercs, Soldier for example."Miss Pauling, Pyros on my side of the car." "Miss Pauling, Pyro cut off my hand." fuckin' cuties.

• when they start putting on like 50 shirts to keep warm in the Russian mountains. chubby.

• a gas mask that can function as both badass, and completely adorable.

• just. everything about them. how could you not love them. they're not in the wrong, you are. stay away from my misunderstood child and let them burn things god damnit.

~~4. Soldier~~

look I'm sorry, I love Soldier and he was gonna be tied with Pyro but that fucking puppy drawing sold me.

• absolute gold every second he speaks. he could sneeze and i'll laugh.

• such a dumbass you cant get annoyed at him for it. like. just agree with him and move on. no point reasoning with a boulder. "haha! silly Miss Pauling, thinking theres different types of blood." Medic: "haha yes! indeed, silly."

• HUTTAH *NECK SNAP*

• i'm not American and even i can see how blatantly his character mocks stereotypical Patriotic Americans™. but its so dumb and laughable, its adorable.

• EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH ZHANNA IS A BLESSING. EVERYTHING.

• the first "meet the Mercs" video i ever saw was "meet the Soldier" so he holds a special place in my heart

• (preaches about experiencing the horrors of war; has never actually been to war. shh dont tell anyone though--) *neck gets snapped*

~~5. Demoman~~

• I'm Scottish. even though his accent is absolute garbage (no offense to the VA), any representation is very nice.

• Black AND Scottish?? i mean has a character like that even existed before TF2??? amazing example of representation right there. there are barely even any black people in Scotland, how did this happen. I love it. more of this, please.

• he's a drunk guy who blows shit up for shits and giggles and god I wish I could too, sounds like a miracle stress-reliever.

• his sassy black scottish mother. combining the stereotypical black mother with the stereotypical scottish mother is literally the best thing that ever happened.

• the bit in the comic where Medic explains that Demo can't remember what happened to his eye bc he scooped out part of his brain, and the look on Demo's face. just. the look.

• again, he's scottish, he's stereotypical, and he's awesome.

~~6. Sniper~~

• underrated

• piss jars. piss jars everywhere.

• "no dad, im not a crazed murdering lunatic, I'm an assassin. ...well one's a job and the other's mental sickness!!"

• "meet the Sniper" has kickass music

• ruffled gross old man who isn't actually old, he's just seen some SHIT

• actually given development in the comics + some really good scenes with Spy.

• so suave...so...handsome. handsome ruffled bushman. me like.

• he dies first in the comics but gets brought back and gets a cool-ass scar. and then he's just walking around naked everywhere for the rest of the comic. Medic, where the fuck did you put his clothes.

• isn't actually Australian. thats like one of the biggest twists in the comic. "no wonder i was never inhumanly strong and my chest hair didn't grow into the shape of Australia!!" Classic.

• says "bugger" a lot and i love that word

• he needs a hug, let me hug him. and give him a bath.

~~7. Heavy~~

I'm gonna be crucified for putting the big lad so low but i promise i dont dislike any of the Mercs. he'd be higher up but...ive never really liked big huge tank-men tbh :/

• loveable as fuck

• will murder you if you bully his puny little Medic

• i looove Russian accents omfg

• he like big gun. i can respect that.

• when Medic was killed and he went APESHIT on Classic!Heavy and I lost my fuckin' mind over that shit

• he probably has a soft spot for small cute animals. i love imagining him being swarmed by Medics flock of doves and petting them like "good bird...so many good bird..."

• actually smarter than people give him credit for???

• i really really wish his character was a lil more fleshed out but. that's just me. i love him but he doesn't have the same appeal to me as Medic or Spy.

• his entire relationship with Medic...ugh. yes. best friends and/or boyfriends. all good to me 👌

• he named his gun Sasha and that's adorable

~~8. Engineer~~

• gOD, FUCK, I REALLY WISH HE DID MORE IN THE COMICS. i barely know anything about his character. i like him a lot but...god, he...he doesn't...do.....anything.......

• he built a cool robot arm for himself and AI turrets and teleporter machines and guns that fire magic healing powers and immortality machines, in the 1960s. what. some kind of wizard fuckery is this.

• smoothest voice in the west

• "y'all"

~~9. Scout~~

oh god i really am gonna be crucified. i dont hate him i just. like him the least.

• shitboy

• reminds me of a shitty ex but also kinda relateable in a way

• some genuinely funny bits in the shorts.

• gross horny hetero teen boy with a god complex and serious daddy issues. also, he can't read. the "sex bom" tattoo on his chest will be an eternal testament to that. nice job, Spy. you raised him good.

~~~

hoo boy there we go theres all the boys, all the beautiful boys (and Scout) in order of how much i love them. if i made any errors in my info about the canon, feel free to send me death threats 💙 (no seriously tell me though, being a newbie is embarrassing)

so uh. yeah. that took two hours to write. its now 8am. im still bored lol. bye i guess.

#long post #charlyspeaks #charlys cesspool of interests #team fortress 2 #team fortress #medic #pyro #heavy #engineer #scout #spy #demoman #sniper #soldier #zhenna #tf2 #drabble #my opinions #ooooo

[charlyoddsox27]

SO i guess if any of my followers are jumping ship, here are my other (current) accounts.

deviantart: charlyoddsox27

youtube: charly oddsox

twitter: @CharlyHandsley

instagram: charlyoddsox27

furaffinity: charlyoddsox27

discord: charlyoddsox27#1971 (send me a friend request if you like! planning to make a private server to post my art, wink wink)

i may change or add more later and i doubt i'll be very active on ANY of these since most of them are new to me, but follow me just in case. i will probably be posting art on those accounts soon enough.

#tumblrpocalypse #pornpocalypse #charlyspeaks #important

[charlyoddsox27]

I'm thinking about making a shipping-only sideblog for freaking out about tf2 OTPs, some headcanons, ask memes, and occasionally posting art (maybe some nsfw as well :3c)

would y'all be interested?

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #charlyspeaks

[charlyoddsox27]

Here it is! My Pyro playlist. I made it to help me draw/write Pyro but I feel like y’all might like it. (I work waaay too hard on these things tbh//)

Please listen to them without shuffle the first time around, I have put them in a specific order...hehe...feel free to interpret what my choice in songs means! :3c

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 pyro #pyro tf2 #charlyspeaks

[charlyoddsox27]

y'all my family gave me the fucking FLU. I'm in so much pain I can barely move and I'm just miserable.

if anyone wants to help cheer me up by sending me memes, tf2 stuff, or just messaging me, my inbox is open. i just need interaction to distract me from this nightmare.

#negative #charlyspeaks #flu

[charlyoddsox27]

just gonna come right out and say ive been facing some harrassment and transphobic remarks from a college classmate who i considered a friend. its a long story. but i am terrified.

#charlyspeaks #transphobia #abuse ? #idk i feel like absolute shit

[charlyoddsox27]

random tf2 thoughts #2

Hey I just realised, getting into tf2 is the perfect opportunity to rejoin the Tumblr rp community.

...buuut I've had bad experiences with it in the past...specifically with the Pokémon rp community. It was great don't get me wrong, but I'm much more wary now. I only roleplay with close, trusted friends now...buuut I also really wanna rp some tf2. So here goes;

If any of y'all wanna roleplay some tf2 with me, my Discord is Charlyoddsox27#1971. Right now I have a very strong muse for Medic but I would also be down for playing Demoman, Spy, Pyro, Zhanna, Sniper, anyone really I'm just desperate for interaction plz shoot me a DM if you're interested I'm gonna close my attention-whore legs now~

#random tf2 thoughts #well more like a plea for attention but #oh well #tf2 #tf2 roleplay #rp call #roleplay call #team fortress 2 #charlyspeaks

[charlyoddsox27]

Uhhhh okay thanks i guess??

#what the hell i reblog tf2 shit #idunno guys i wanna post more art but i have no time OR energy #work + college = DISTANT SCREAMING #charlyspeaks

[charlyoddsox27]

woop de doop

its shark week and my co-codamol just kicked in and im kinda high on numbness who wanna chat in DMs rn I will tell you about my love for the mercenaries

#mmmmiit tingles mm #i just ate an eclair it was g ü d #charlyspeaks

[charlyoddsox27]

do you ever j ust

#sigh #its 7am and im going to college and i just #dont feel good #idk #its probably nothing #charlyspeaks

[charlyoddsox27]

Some cattos for u ;) (submission from @this-red-medic-bites) you brightened my day thank you so much <3

#positivity #cats #charlyspeaks #submissions #this-red-medic-bites #submission

[charlyoddsox27]

...

i am not ok and i dont know why. i have a good life. a wonderful and supportive family. amazing friends. a great job and a great college.

why the fuck do i feel so empty and broken.

i dont understand. its not fair. its not fucking logical. i should be happy but i dont feel anything except a dull sadness and anxiety and a lacking appetite and loneliness.

#vent #negative #mental health #charlyspeaks #ignore

[charlyoddsox27]

time to shamelessly promo my youtube

i make art stuff and edits occasionally and sometimes i even post my dogs here take a look

https://youtu.be/zN-GN8lPbWs

https://youtu.be/d_WbK-LgSyI

https://youtu.be/z81MZe685ZQ

https://youtu.be/eKiDK0U0R9U

https://youtu.be/emSTcRWxTe8

https://youtu.be/-aptfzvjTGU

i havent posted anything good in like months but what else is new tbh

#shameless self promo #ignore #charlyspeaks