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chimera-dog · 6 months
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chimera-dog tells you games he likes (while hoping you check them)
lets start peopleeeee with my favorite games yeaaaah lets go
wobbledogs: dogs that you can fuck up so bad but they are cute also i have one thats named samsung a52 and another one is named joe biden
purrfect apawcalypse: 3 games, awesome characters and i was obsessed with pa you should check it (also they made cool kid cody!! its very nice too)
unpacking: i have cried more than 3 times with a game about unpacking stuff from boxes and i never cry so it was pretty emotional also cute plushies and the plot is very vague + cute
dragon mania legends: call it mid i call it my favorite childhood game
animal jam: its fun... sometimes, i havent played because i have no membership and it sucks
chaotic bean simulator (roblox): its fun and silly also it has some pride flags check it out gamers
wild horse islands: i love this game, its about horses and its fun woo thats all i can think
checkers: yes, the tabletop game, its fun, i just recommended checkers what u gonna do about it huh, they call me checkers master in the streets
minecraft: yes i just recommended the most known/sold game in internet culture i have free will
cookie clicker: its fun also the newspaper is very funny
yeah gamers [i am so sorry for saying that] this is my super cool totally unbiased game list like subscribe and hit that bell for more gaming advice
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madderruz · 27 days
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I'm so bad at writing romance. I get shy
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chimeride · 5 months
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how do you avoid making a creature that's too similar to another?
Excellant question, because it’s a perfect occasion for me to discuss about diversity, a central theme in this serie, and how to illustrate it !!
The first method is creature design in its purest form : what does my creature looks like ? And then breakdown every aspect of what makes a monster. For anatomy i see 2 main parameters :
architecture : how many limbs ? heads ? and where to put them ? For example you can see “gryphons” as a kind of structure, with 4 legs, 2 wings and a beak (roughly) and play around with this structure
proportions : the same chimera with different proportions makes very different monsters ! You can play with the head/body ratio, make some limbs vestigial, or big wingspan to make them impressive, etc. For chimeras, this is the main difference between drawing and taxidermy !
Another aspect for my case with chimeras is which species i’m using. Unless i have a precise idea in mind i always make some quick research :
for example if i need a flamingo i check all the different kinds of flamingoes on wikipedia ; sometimes i go back up the phylogenic trees to see similar animals but slightly different
if i’m illustrating a monster from a precise geographic location i try to look for local species too, to make it more consistent
sometimes the design is based around a particular specie of animal i find interesting
i guess it goes with species, but you can obviously change patterns (on fur, wings etc) or colors (not my problem tho).
For example, lately i’m drawing Lemures where i combine bodies of lemurs with heads of larvae : the architecture is always the same but the possibilities are endless !
Second method is more concept-driven :
it’s how can i challenge definitions and concepts (whats is a dragon ?? seriously ???), try to explore it and cover all the range of the definitions and push them at their limits (ok now i have no idea what a dragon is anymore)
it can also start with a theme (what if i combine all the animals behind the symbols of the Seven Deadly Sins to make a chimeric representation?? what if that beach i went once 2 years ago were full of creatures ???), and it could be something very abstract (what if that music is actually about a monster ??)
you can also mix concepts together (metachimeras) !!
I also start from prompts (through asks, challenges and shittycryptids, mostly), because there are many ways to interprete them : sometimes i try to channel different inspirations by previous interpretations into one design, sometimes i just give what people wanted to see, but i have more fun when i respond exactly to the prompt in the most unpredictable way.
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All of these methods bring a lot of diversity, and i will never run out of ideas ! The possibilities for chimeras are endless, and these are some methods i’ve got to find them. If you have other methods please share them !! And if you are interested by the methodologic aspect, i’ve done a masterpost that explain the tags for different categories and links to check the chimeras behind.
And also, most importantly maybe, but i try to leave some space for intuition : if something works or comes in my mind and it looks good i just go with it ! I always have a sketchbook for when i’ve got random ideas coming to me. Intellectualizing the process is fun, but creation isnt only about methodology.
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ceapa-mica · 4 months
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Family Life: Babyhood 🍼 - a Thrawn headcanon
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Idk how my headcanons keep getting longer and longer. I just have a lot of thoughts for this man ok ☺️
This headcanon spans the first 1 1/2 years of your new family life with Thrawn and your baby daughter.
🔞 There is very slightly non-graphic NSFW stuff at some point 🔞
Reader's gender is not mentioned.
Taglist: @bingbongooo @dance-like-russia-isnt-watching @ele-millennial-weirdo @enaelyork @jesslove23 @thrawnalani @thrawnsboots @twincesskorisoka @davesrightshoe @shoe-bag @blackddarling @obbicrystaleo
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After the birth of your daughter and recovering from your strenuous pregnancy, your everyday life on the Chimera changes drastically. Parenting is certainly more difficult than you and Thrawn expected…
You knew when you married Thrawn, you would marry a workaholic.
When he returns from his job he will make up for it by looking after the baby though.
He talks to her, tells her about his work day, and also doesn't mind if his little one vomits on him when she drank her milk too greedily.
His favorite thing to do is skin on skin contact. Yep, he likes to sit and put his daughter on his bare chest. They both relax very well and it's a great way to strengthen their father-daughter bond.
Thrawn doesn’t really do baby talk. He talks to your daughter in a voice full of affection, but it's the same way he sometimes speaks to you when he expresses his admiration - like he would speak with an adult. He also speaks to her in Cheunh a lot.
He's fascinated by the way your body provides for the baby. That also leads him to feel like he's in charge of your diet plan (he's not but you let him believe he is) He simply makes sure you take your vitamins and don't eat junk food. You choose to hide your favorite candy from him, but he actually knows where you hide it and doesn't say anything. In fact, it makes him smile that you pull this trick on him.
Thrawn doesn't really know how to play with your baby. For example, when she offers him her little stuffed tooka toy he doesn’t know what to do with it. Thrawn.exe has stopped working.
Once your baby girl is old enough to eat solid foods, you feed her pretending the spoon is a spaceship trying to land in her mouth, especially when it's healthy food that she doesn’t like that much. Thrawn watches you do it a few times before trying it himself… Let’s just say he ends up with baby porridge on his face and black tank top. You will tease him for weeks about it.
You teach Thrawn some lullabies in Basic since all lullabies he remembers are in Cheunh. You try to learn the Cheunh lullabies, the language is just extremely difficult for humans to pronounce correctly.
Once your baby is asleep you are both exhausted. You don't have as much sex as you used to, but Thrawn continues to make sure all your carnal needs are met. It gets easier once your daughter sleeps through the night.
You always loved that crisp scent of your husband that reminds you of ice and snow. Turns out your daughter has the exact same scent to her. It must be a Chiss thing. Same goes for her thick skin. Thrawn has once told you that Chiss skin evolved to be thicker to withstand the freezing conditions of their homeworld, Csilla. When you mention the similar scent Thrawn chuckles and explains that this scent comes from a secretion from tiny skin glands. This secretion is supposed to protect the skin from frostbite and the cold in general, in addition, it also makes Chiss skin feel so smooth all the time.
You feel overwhelming pride when your daughter calls you Mama for the first time. Same goes for Thrawn when she calls him Ticsi, which means Dad in Cheunh. Alternately she also calls him Titi, the Cheunh version for Dada. You always try not to laugh when she says that…for obvious reasons.
Thrawn will always remember with sadness that he was not there when his daughter took her first steps. But you are there, and you make a holo recording for him to watch. It's still not the same for him though.
Actually you make a lot of holo recordings of your daughter to capture those moments to look back to when the days of babyhood have long passed.
Once your daughter can walk you have a hard time keeping her from running away. She has an independent streak and so much curiosity. She wants to meet everyone on the Chimera and learn how the world works. Thrawn explains to you that most Chiss children are quite independent from a young age. He's worried about her habit of running away though. The Chimera is a warship and not exactly a place where a child should grow up.
Once your daughter is one year old you decide to start working again. You buy a nanny droid to help you out with your kid. You work in your quarters, but this way you have the droid look after your kid so you can focus on your work. The droid prevents her from exploring the ship almost daily.
Your daughter was never one to throw many tantrums, this changes however. She also starts to get a bit destructive. Stuffed animals and pillows become her main victims. Thrawn makes sure to lock away his precious art pieces behind glass so his daughter can't reach them.
You are both worried about her drastic change in behavior. One day you take a walk with her to the bridge to show her where her dad works. Afterwards she is her regular, curious self again for like two days. That's when she starts throwing tantrums again. You figure that she is sick of the confines of your quarters. You change your routine from that point on, taking her on daily walks on the Chimera, showing her around. She may be a toddler, but you have a feeling she understands more than she lets on, you see it in her scarlet eyes. Your daily walks help, and sometimes Thrawn even joins you. The tantrums have stopped altogether.
Chiss children age faster than human children. Your daughter ages like a human though, and for that you’re glad. You think human childhood is short enough as it is.
Thrawn always tells you what a great mother you are. He thinks he's not the best father though, being so busy with his job. His daughter loves him so much, but he wishes he could offer more to the both of you.
You do realize that quite soon your daughter will be every bit as smart as her father. She finds logical solutions to problems that other toddlers her age are not yet capable of finding. 
Thrawn tells you how different your daughter is from full-blooded Chiss children. She's just so expressive with her emotions and a real whirlwind. She can be a bit loud and is able to create a mess in ten minutes.
When she's old enough to use a stylus, Thrawn is eager to teach her all about art. Through looking at her doodles he's able to understand her better because toddler language is very limited when it comes to emotions. Kids that age usually don't understand their own emotions that well yet anyway.
Uncle Eli is your daughter’s most favorite person aside from her parents. It's up to you and Eli to explain to Thrawn what certain words in toddler language in Basic mean. Eli also volunteers as a babysitter. Your toddler prefers him over the nanny droid any day.
Instead of date nights you make trips to all kinds of beautiful places together with your daughter. She loves being planetside!
Without telling you, Thrawn uses his generous salary to buy a summer house on a rural planet of a neutral system. It's located at a convenient distance to a small farming village. It's no luxurious villa but a simple cottage. You’re surprised and very grateful. Only very few people know of the cottage. You and your daughter actually spend a lot of time there, and return to the Chimera when the homesickess gets too bad. Thrawn regrets only rarely being able to go with you.
Nothing fills you with more joy than seeing your daughter waddle through the green meadows, exploring the nature around her with the curious eyes only a little child can have.
When you're planetside and Thrawn can't accompany you, he actually feels lonely. He comms you once or twice a day. Deep in his heart he knows you deserve a life away from this warship, to breathe fresh air and feel rays of sunlight on your skin. You know how lonely he feels when you're not around, he doesn't need to tell you. So more often than not you and your daughter return to the Chimera without notifying him in advance. The reunions are always the sweetest.
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I will write three of those Family Life headcanons. There will always be a gap of a few years in the timeline between each of them. 💙
Thanks for reading!
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mekheōn, confused: ok so, let me get this straight; the time when lizards the size of trees roamed the earth was real?
me: yes
mekheōn: but a snake the same size that made the rain isnt
me: no
mekheōn: ok, and your telling me that the majority of the world was frozen, several times, right?
me: yeah?
mekheōn: but the story of the time that the whole world flooded isnt?
me: i- no
mekheōn: and you're telling me that you can take out someone's heart, put in a new one, AND IT'LL BE FINE? but the one about a guy coming back after being nailed to a stick is a stEP TOO FAR?
me: yeah i- im starting to see where the confusion is coming from
I dont think i can convince them that dinosaurs are real, and the chimera wasnt.
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pinkyjulien · 8 months
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ALRIGHT ALRIGHT Actually I'm going to share my fresh, sleep-deprived thoughts that I wrote yesterday- or more like, this morning gfhhgf bear with me cause I was loosing it :>
⚠ Heavy spoilers under read more!
As a heads up as to why the formating is all weird, this was sent to a friendo who worked on PL :3 Did a list of things that stuck to me in those 4-5 first hours right before falling asleep! I stoped at the little hideout with Myers, didn't met Reed or Kurt or MrHands or Anybody elses yet really 👁👄👁✋ taking my sweet time with it!
The start : I LOVED the glitchy holocall with songbird, it set the tone immediately
God walking up to the gate and seeing all those cars and npcs waiting to enter- THE BIT with the cops who cant go in ?? omg loved it, again its such a tiny thing that set the tone right up
Songbird introduction oh my goddddddd…. HGJG I love HER SHE'S SO COOL… When she was like "were going to crash so I woobled into your relic" I was???? Ok so How and What and What and What UH… Also I can see why people won't like her, already just cause she mute Johnny and isnt a Samurai fan fhdjbqg BUT I PERSONALLY REALLY LIKE IT
Dogtown itself???? Holyshit. Like, I remember dev saying that Night City itself was a character, the main character even, and they nailed it hardcore with Dogtown too- all of the civilians are fucking so memorable too??? how good the random crowd npcs look as well!! Its a glowup from vanilla and it shows (special kudos to the netrunner kid vendor, and the flame thrower elbow guy and his little dance ghdjs)
I wheezed when trying the AR googles HGKHQ
The crash : God. Even tho I knew what was going to happen, the amount of chills I had during that scene!! It reminded me of one of my favorite DLC from Mass Effect 3, Citadel, there is a scene where Shepard eat shit and fall through a big aquarium / building and is truly alone, hurt and all- gave me the same vibes of "the world is too big, too Much and I'm just one Guy" ??? It got me so hookt, god. ALSO THE TITLE POPING??? UUUGGGHHH. GOD.
Rush to the crash, the sneaking to the ship and getting Myers got me Alert and excited
Escorting Myers feels nice cause she's not useless, she knows how to handle herself (DUH!) but I mean her A.I as a NPC, I like that she also sneak attack on ennemies when you do, like Jackie did
Part I had struggle with was the Driving Myers to the Garage bits, was getting frustrated- I love driving in FPP but with this car, in those streets and in this stressful situation YUOOOCK it wasnt IT FHFJJG switched to TPP and managed after a few tries UwU
OK GOD. The museum- amazing visuals and lore crumbs ofc BUT THE CHIMERA???? HELLO???????? THEY FUCKING POPPED OFF. I havent felt this stressed on a boss battle in FOREVER! Funny enough it reminded me of my first time against Nefarious from Ratchet and clank 3, and its positive HKGJ I was a wee kid back then and its my favorite game from the ratchet serie (which is my favorite console serie tbh) and it made me so nostalgic of that time??? REALLY Comf, really challenging, I shat myself.
District itself is FUCKING INSANE. Of course, it looks amazing, the sound design, the VIBES- I thought everything was already done in night city, how much different nuance of CyberPunk can you do when you already have such a big city with such different districts?? but dogtown is so different and yet fit perfectly
I LOVE. THE. NOMAD DIALOGUE OPTIONS… One of my big "fear" was being left out of the fun cause yeah Nomads really just have the badlands kinda hfjdjg but!!! I already been fed from the few choices I had, especially the one when cutting out the tracker from Myers neck, mentioning the uhh ritual thing, I was !!!!!!! AAAAAH FOOD FOR THOUGHTS AND ROTS I LOVE IT
talking about Nomads I LOVE THE DIVERSITY in the new garments!! Had a lot of corpo and barghest armor loot at the start, so I didnt expected to see some cool denim harnesses, practical jeans and worker gears OwO Excited to see more cause AZHHHGFH
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glitchdollmemoria · 6 months
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mutual 1: lost my damned tome again, i think i should just become a blacksmith at this rate
mutual 2: yeah milord that "herb" is a "spell component" 😏😶‍🌫️
mutual 3: i just know the court jesters pussy is tight
mutual 4: met this knight at the tavern and he bought me a drink after my gig and so i started kissing on his helmet only for him to take it off and reveal he was a butch lesbian who thought i was a fair maiden but no im just some fucking twink in tights fml fml
mutual 5: the skeletons are back
mutual 6: the king loves the way i jingle 🔔... yet her majesty hears not a chime! 🤭
mutual 7: my horse doesnt know how to read scrolls. my horse doesnt know anything
mutual 8: EXTREMELY disappointed in thayleria the swift :( the piercing tusk of a wild beast would do less harm to us all than her treacherous queerbaiting. might take a break from social magica #gayleria #we fucking trusted you #does our patronage mean nothing to you
mutual 9: lord maladaptivus should be slain
mutual 10: did elf ketamine with aldrunne oakbow and they put me in the hundred year labyrinth because "youre funny when youre confused" literally what the hell is their problem. anyway are there any cronefuckers online? fantastic news dearie
mutual 11: i need to dunk blorb'o from my epics in tar
mutual 12: sorry i havent been active im swamped in parchmentwork #aging scryblr userbase i know
mutual 13: BY THE DIVINES I NEED GNOME GOCK
mutual 14: necromancy is literally fine i dont understand all the fuss?? theyre already dead they dont care if i use them in battle
mutual 15: wyrm day isnt gonna save scryblr you buffoons
mutual 16: holy fucking shit i cant believe some of you actually dont ask the dead for permission before resurrecting them. you are literally the entire reason that necromancy is still illegal in some kingdoms. You Are The Problem. get help.
mutual 17: please remember good revolt etiquette! *quill drawn infographic with the worst advice youve ever seen*
mutual 18: how to undo rat curse
mutual 19: this loser just tried to give my mother a dowry of two hens and a pebble for my hand in marriage,, i,,,, ???
mutual 20: ok but am i the only one who thinks adventurers are hot when theyre all exhausted and grimy and weary and (the royal archers aim directly through my window)
mutual 21: had another prophetic dream. tome in chimera lair
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rotisseries · 1 year
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you know how i say i wont write things and then i do ok maybe you dont but its a pattern so basically i was like nah i'd never write teen wolf au for stranger things and then i got thinking and now im half obsessed with the IDEA of a teen wolf au from 3B - the end of teen wolf 6B so basically the whole killing nancy thing is like. i said that mike as theo wouldnt work cuz that means he has to come later but actually i have a better idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, so theo comes at the start of s5, so actually it could quite work for mike to be a regular character except i just gonna rearrage things and traumatize him more than normal. as in. having him being kidnapped during the season 4 events/ after 3B events (basically that season was about a dead pool for supernatural, but mike isnt supernatural *YET* in my head) by the dread doctors (mad scientists with a niche for chimera teenage human experiments) and the thing with theo is . he kinda watched his sister die and the dread doctors took her heart and then replaced it with theos so he could be a genetic chimera and they could articfically make him a werewolf. so like. yeah that with nancy.
ok I'm with tals. kill holly
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monsterqueers · 2 years
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Semi-Liveblog of Xenogears
Finally getting around to this crunchy 1998 jrpg, watching it on youtube because ive been told the UI and game mechanics are really ass in places, this will be copypasted from my carefully largely spoiler free discord ramblings to my platonic partner in batches so no spam.
I know a few spoilers for this that were specifically why I wanted to witness it- IE that I can ‘Same Neurotype!’ a character, and its Really Dark. The Mindfuck stuff goes without saying its the monolithsoft staff.
Copypaste from last night under the cut
Ohhh man the screen resolution and menu sound effects very crunchy ps1 shit The low res anime&cgi  cutscenes with 90s dub voices... -chefs kiss- Very crunchy Man I think I recognize this fucking random extras voice.
(...)
but the dubbing pool of voices in 98 was pretty small so chances are I HAVE heard it but oh man this is a tense moment and the VAs sound like they are discussing the weather this is great
-juicy Space Bullshit happening- Some dude: Im evacuating the ship (said like im ordering coffee)
The graphics are pretty impressive for the ps1 I think. The cgi is hysterical tho Im sure it looked better on a crt tv because the spacing and blurring or the lights makes the shading look less fucky on a lot of older stuff The detail on the 2d animation is really good tho for a ps1 anime custscene
oh naked lady dubiously censored naked lady yes this is a xeno game there must be boobie. Contextless boobie Oh man now I gotta read a lot of white text on black screen lol but the music is nice never heard it but it sounds nostalgic 'look at this cute village with cute music!' ok 'it is now on fire!' That sounds about right oh my fffuninkg god that screen transition windows movie maker shit ohhh yes this is good the screen is still wobbling and flashing oh lord the eyestrain lol
First thing the protagonist does is swear we are getting off to an excellent start Awwwe he paints thats cute
oh god the iu direction hud THATS AWFUL(complementary) thats very 90s 00 Weird Shit Before They Codified Whats Expected With A Hud design
Fei(Protagonist) has a sparse room with just a fuckton of art supplies in it where he seems to be only drawing self insert fanfic lol. Hes got his priorities in order. oh man that low poly cow
They did good to make a fully 3d  'move the camera around' game in 98, as low poly as it is I can see the 'sort of squeezing out everything you can out of the game engine' effort that went into xc1 in this
This girl and also this whole village totally has death flags I can smell it on them they are to happy and cosy Fei dodging conversation he doesnt wanna have like Naked Dunban
Oh what the shit you can talk to an npc while you talk to another npc??? lmao CRUNCHY gameplay that sounds like you can cause problems for the ui and fill the screen with textboxes I hope they thought of that and don let let you endlessly add more text boxes this town music really sounds like music ive heard a million times before for hours but I know ive never played this game maybe its background music for some video essayist or something very cosy tho
KITTY OMG IF YOU TALK TO THE CAT IT MEOWS??? CAT SPOTTED AND IT IS ALSO GREEN FOR SOME REASON KITTY KITTY they better not kill the cat (they will probably kill the cat) you can make him(the protagonist not the cat) jump in a well for no reason lol OH PUN "'well' done! you found an item!" "Alls well that ends well." Ok this is a good localization
'bearcows' Oh so that isnt a cow its some fucked up chimera thing oH GOD ITS MOUTH OPENS LIKE A BEAR GOT IT OK
its got canines..... This animal is almost certainly one of the most dangerous.... Bulls kill so many people every year and this one has TEETH
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'We got -list of a bunch of combo fruits and veggies- and turnips!' turnips, the universal constant I guess
no dont drink fertilizer fei apparently drinking miracle gro will heal you Dont Worry About It
The space lazer sounds for messing around in the menu lol
There is just no combat tutorial AT ALL HA oh hes got voice acted lines in battle lol!!! Thats a higher voice than I expected
completely incomprehensible battle hud fans really werent lying there it is Super Crunchy Can barely read this lol and at the speed the person playing is buzzing through it I cant tell if its turn based or not Dont know what that bar is either I THINK its turn based with a time limit? Yeah seems to be Head so hard you can kill a wolf by headbutting it I guess sorry its a two tailed jackal lol thats cool monster design tho
its a chicken in the house how cute! -talks to the chicken and it makes a horrible staticky noise- ah Fei, while pleasant bg music plays: hm wonder where the doctor is :) -explosion noise- -all music stops-
found him!
Ah yes For No Particular Reason This Is Shaped Like A Cross And Has A Winged Person Statue In It
This game is under NO CIRCUMSTANCE epilepsy or motion sickness friendly lol
Also yes the windows movie maker wobbly screen effect is EXACTLY what dissociation feels like thats right.
Knowing the special spoiler that I do about this game makes this part unintentionally funny. Dude its your alter. Crack ur plural egg. The childs VOICE ACTOR OH MY GOD LMAOOO OOF Things are already going ‘fun’ directions
Oh I think im getting whats going on with combat, you do fucking button combos in your turn??? is that whats going on? Oh GOD the platforming..... Oh thats the real content warning for this game.... Oh wow. Thats really bad. oh! Is that a conlang or another real language I cant tell its cool has anyone tried to make a language bible for it if its a conlang? conversations like Fei: If ur gonna kill me at least try to aim for the vitals attempted murderer: What The Fuck We finally get a full name for our protag! Rejoice! HAHAHAHHA OH MY GOD WHO IS THE MCS VOICE ACTOR LMAO OH MY GOD THIS IS VERY MUCH EARLY DUB HMGJFDjgh
oh hey his va was an extra in avatar the last airbender
The voice cracks in the kid version of the character ohhh my god this is excellent horrible 00s english dub
the music is really good though very nice atmosphere
Yeah it seems to be different button presses use some energy on the bar and you combo them in an attempt to puzzle that together for your turn with some combos being special and will do lots of damage or something???
Also you can really hear the music vibe being very xenoseries. Them violins set to mental break downs <3
'the lip synch in xc2 is bad' Observe Xenogears Lip Synching in the anime cutscenes Oh man its Bad Lip Synching (in a good way)
wow thats a lot more blood than theyd get away with in a t rated game today! well its 2d so probably actually thats fine but
Jesus christ Feis english VA is unintentionally hilarious Its a 14 year old anime boy voice and hes Beefy Like it would be one thing if it was a good 14 year old boy voice, but it sounds like a grown man trying(badly) to do a 14 year old boy voice for a beefy man which is why its funny good thing hes mostly crying and screaming in the cutscenes and not talking
Random t rex in a xeno game we meet again!
LMAO deus es helicopter
Dropkicking sharks in the desert... Yes. Normal activities
Ahhh yes, time for the talking about god again! This is a xenogame AND a jrpg after all. Gods are hunted for sport. I think I kinda like the 1.25 speed versions of some of these songs more than the regular version but that might be because ive now listened to them that way for 2 hours
Oh yeah this is a game that if you played high would be a very bad time. Some real mindfuck shit is happening (complementary) HIM! The dude the internet really likes! Blonde himbo spotted! BART XENOGEARS,,,
wow the doctor guy can do a full split his wife must like that
HHHEXCUSE ME???!?! Word for word quote: 'Is there anyone who is almost dead, with no arms and legs, or in need of an abdominal operation!? No one...? Well that's depressing..."
LMAOOOO We found a dude in a cave who doesnt believe in evolution and thinks space aliens brought humans to the planet and hes probably right lets be real this is a jrpg. (edited) Guy In A Cave: -proceeds to belt out straight up bible stories when asked about what ‘myth’ he believes in- Ok this is a xeno game he is almost certainly right if hes yelling about god
Just three dudes in a cave, two himbos with hair past their ass and an old man yelling about god and his skull collection. Lovely.
There is one brain cell in the party and our other guy has it who isnt in the party right now. We are talking to the old dude. We should not be talking to an old dude who collects human skulls even if he is friendly but thats just me
This customization menu is atrocious oh wow INCREDIBLE,,,
Wow Bart really is proto-Zeke from xc2 no wonder xenofans are rabid for himbos. WHY must the customization window zoom to the asscheeks of the not-gundams every time you refuel them What, are we piping fuel up the robots asshole? Is that whats happening?
Oh new himbo is kind to children no wonder people think hes husband material lol
-insert 'sand is coarse and rough and gets everywhere' star wars joke here- also new guy has pirate music and pirates are cool so like.
its a fucking prOJECTOR HEHEHEHEH LIke the ones that project light on a viewscreen from above omg you can taste the 00s
Man I can see exactly why xenogears people are so obsessed with Bart. Pretty, beefy, friendly but distinctly weird to mildly unhinged, pirate-cowboy-prince, whips. wait a minute wait a minute. Robots, mindfuckery, sad protagonist who Doesnt want To Get in The Robot.... When did NGE come out old on- I thought so it came out in ‘95 I feel this is a bit of a love letter to NGE
omg omg Bart does a little hopping animation when hes excited thats adorable
does... does this bad guy really just straight up have a giant cross tattooed on his face??? Theres heavyhanded symbolism and then theres whatever that is (edited)
ok I have to stop watching these and go to bed but thots so far: - The fandom darling is as good as advertised. Excellent man lemmie give him a headpat I want to eat him like a croissant. - Charming and Weird And Fucked Up in equal measure which is good - You can smell the crunchy 90s sci-fi emanating from this game(complementary) - The music sounds deeply nostalgic like ive heard it for hours a million times before but ive 100% never heard any of this game. Good stuff. - I am intrigued how the funny 'jump in the well' gag has progressed from funny pun hole with items in it if you jump down it a few times into using a well to sneak into some shitheads lair and unkidnap a little girl. Wonder if this is gonna keep being a thing.
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kurozu501 · 2 years
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Cant stop thinking about the final confrontations that Father and Ed have with Truth, and the parallels, the message it sends. Father demands to know why he failed and Truth says “its because you didn’t believe in yourself.” Because Father never actually went out into the world and interacted with people as equals. He never grew. He stayed cooped up in his little hermit cave, severed his own desires, making himself less and less of a person and called that strength. 
Father had hundreds and hundreds of lifetimes to live and he wasted all of them clinging to his plan to become god instead of doing anything to grow. He clung to his god plan in place of actual self improvement and thats why he failed. He stagnated. He failed to realize that true strength, true growth, comes from opening up to others, making yourself vulnerable to them, relying on them, treating others as friends and equals. Learning that its ok that you cant do everything alone, because people can come together to accomplish what they cant do alone. 
And then Ed’s scene with Truth that drives it all home. Ed who first came to Truth as a terrified trembling child trying to play god and undo death. Ed who now stands before Truth a completely different man. Showing his growth by making himself vulnerable through giving up his alchemy, his magic superpower. When Truth tries to tempt him by suggesting he’s lowering himself to becoming a normal human, Ed rejects that framing. “ive always been a powerless human who couldn’t even save one little girl who was turned into a chimera” Even here after defeating his greatest enemy and saving his country, Ed is humble. He still remembers his failures, his limits, and what he cant do no matter how much power he has.
This isnt a change, its not that “from now on he’ll have to rely on his friends” its “he’s already been getting help from his friends and helping them in turn this whole time, all thats changed is he truly understands it now” Ed smiles, “even without alchemy i still have my friends” and Truth is jubilant. In a display of emotion we’ve never seen before they shout “thats the right answer!” and congratulate Ed on figuring it out. Its a rejection of the classical masculine narratives about becoming a powerful man who can do it all. Thats not possible and Truth (and the story) celebrate Ed for becoming a man who learned to let others help him.
Its not that you should try to gain power to become a being that can do anything alone, fullmetal alchemist declares such an attitude as cowardice. As an attempt to run away from reality. Instead the narrative is saying that living like Ed, connecting with your community, helping others and letting others help you in turn, thats correct. Thats how you should live. In embracing vulnerability ed shows true growth and courage and thats why he gets to walk out of truth through a shining gateway with everything he ever wanted and thats why Father is dragged down into a gateway of darkness for all eternity. 
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wangxianficrecs · 3 years
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Sweeties, it’s time for
I’m In The Mood For A Fic Where…
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1.  Ahhh mojo your blog makes my world go round and back and around again.  [You’re so sweet!] I was wondering if you could help me out with your next "I'm in the mood for a fic where".. I'm looking for two types of fics
A) fics in which WWX regains his core somehow (either by working on it, divine intervention, core sharing, anything!!) I so desperately want my boy to have his precious and favourite sword back (◡ ω ◡)
B) fics where WWX (or LWJ) *almost* marries someone else.
Thank you for your help!!! (~ ̄³ ̄)~❤️ ~ @akyra-talanoa​
1a.
nothing gold can stay by rikke (M, 10k, wangxian, my post)
❤️Ghosts Shouldn't by ShanaStoryteller (not rated [G], 15k, wangxian, my post)
the path to heaven / immortal wangxian by lightningalwaysreturns (E, 51k, wangxian)
Chimera by nirejseki (T, 18k, wangxian)
Righteous at a Cost by thunderwear (G, 21k, wangxian, my bookmark)
Different Paths to the Same Route by JustAWanderingBabbit (T, 184k, 3zun)
24 Hours by tailor31415 (E, 6k, wangxian)
Core-Thieving Hand by x_los (T, 5k, wangxian)
Field Trips with Wei Wuxian by antebunny (G, 43k, wangxian)
1b.
to swim through the fires by littledust (M, 37k, wangxian)
❤️Neatly Arranged by thunderwear (T, 46k, wangxian, my post)
Rebound Betrothal by mondengel (not rated (G), 2k, wangxian, my post)
History Will Call Us Wives by silvermarie (E, 17k, wangxian)
today was a smoking sky by typefortydeductions (E, 38k, wangxian)
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2.  hello! any recs wangxian modern au/mpreg? please and thank you!
Here’s my mpreg post (mostly current) and also
Brilliant Mistake by brooklinegirl (E, 54k, wangxian, my bookmark)
Winter Moon, White Rabbit by nachttour (E, 62k, wangxian, WIP)
Stale Spice, Sandalwood, and Nests by Tyongslips (M, 18k, wangxian, WIP)
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3.  Hello!! This might not be specific enough to find anything, but I was looking for modern wangxian fics that have a very distinct italicized 'oh' moments together? Like both of them or either of the pair doing something that makes them suddenly realize
every time we kiss i swear i could fly by sarahyyy (T, 3k, wangxian, my post)
【那夏天的我們】a stroke of fate by puddingcatbeans (G, 60k, wangxian)
not in so many words by jaws_3 (T, 18k, wangxian, my post)
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4.  In the mood for fics where WWX is genuinely afraid of LWJ, believing that he will kill him/hurt him/cast him out/haul him back to Gusu for punishment; with emphasis on LWJ's reaction when he realizes and it hits him like a sack of bricks, and ideally on his efforts to regain WWX's trust. Not looking for something where LWJ really does wish WWX significant harm, but it's ok if he has well-intended ideas that he doesn't realize would hurt him. Any time period, canon version, or AU is good. Example: decay by antebunny.
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5.  Hi there! First of all thank you for making such a helpful blog. I have been reading tons of great stories due to you.  [I’m so glad!] Secondly I would love to read a fic (a) where lwj is a single dad and then meets wwx (b) Best modern au fics with lots of angst. Thanks!!! ~ @pastashouldbeeatenwithafork​
5a. 
❤️A Flower That Blooms In Adversity by thunderwear (M, 62k, wangxian, WIP, my post)
like wildflowers (we grow) by moonsteps (T, 80k, wangxian)
say it's here where our pieces fall in place by Lirelyn (E, 69k, wangxian)
plant a little happiness (let the roots run deep) by fleurdeliser (E, 48k, wangxian)
tear out the thread one by one from your skin (’til your bones feel embarrassed by all the attention) by lightningalwaysreturns (E, 41k, wangxian)
paint smears on sunny days by SnowshadowAO3 (E, 54k, wangxian)
love thy neighbor by wincechesters (M, 7k, wangxian)
No Need to Change a Tune by yeolinski (T, 10k, wangxian)
5b.
Tempo Rubato by Spodumene (E, 108, wangxian, my post)
A Sequence of Coming Outs by kippalittlefox (M, 24k, wangxian)
new york, i love you by Anonymous (T, 7k, wangxian)
leading tone by silencemostofall (G, 32, wangxian)
An Ocean Between Us by feenwitch (E, 11k, wangxian)
总有一天; a place to hide (can’t find one near) by yiqie (E, 76k, wangxian, *mind the tags!*)
me and you, always and forever by fyredancer (E, 150k, wangxian)
Momentum Deferred by DisasterBiAlert (T, 13k, wangxian, my post)
After the Final Rose by azurewaxwing (E, 55k, wangxian)
there's no promised goodbye here by Anonymous (T, 54k, wangxian)
defective requiems by Misila (M, 9k, wangxian)
❤️Common love isn't for us by feyburner (M, 8k, wangxian, my post)
twice by Misila (T, 8k, wangxian)
one good thing by Yuu_chi (T, 27k, wangxian, my post)
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6.  Hey! Can you rec some fics with wangxian being in cloud recesses or modern au of college?? Thanks!
I have tags for #students at cloud recesses and #college/university au
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7.  Would you happen to know any fics where lqr and wwx actually get along and have a good relationship? Lqr the scholar he is and wwx the inventor/genious ???? There are a lot of possibilities there.  Thank you so much have a great day and stay hydrated!!!
❤️To have and to hold by Moominmammashandbag (M, 79k, wangxian, my post)
❤️to arrive late is better than not to arrive at all by Moominmammashandbag (M, 35k, wangxian, my post)
Just Say Yes by edenwolfie (M, 312k, wangxian)
Post-war baby! by like_a_bird_that_flew (E, 23k, wangxian, WIP)
Righteous at a Cost by thunderwear (G, 21k, wangxian, my bookmark)
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8.  Hello! I love your fic recs and the hard work you do! I've discovered so many new favourites thanks to you! [Yay!] I was wondering if you know of any fics where they're shapeshifters or some such? Animals or wing-fics or something similar? ❤
I have an official tag for #animal transformation, and on my AO3 wangxian collection (which returns more search results than tumblr) here is the search for shapeshifter, and wingfic
over forests and mountains by beechtree (T, 9k, wangxian, WIP)
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9.  hii do you know any fics that focus on lwj and lxc and their relation?? thanks <33
❤️Begotten by ecorie (G, 37k, wangxian, my post)
Brotherly Concern by Ibijau (G, 11k, wangxian, my post)
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10.  hellooo! do you know any fics where jiang cheng finds a-yuan instead of lwj? thank you for all your recs btw, they're super helpful!!! [Thank you!]
grieve the living by Misila (M, 161k, wangxian)
Overflow the autumn pools by Mhalachai (T, 74k, jiang cheng & lan wangji)
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11.  I love your blog! Thank you so much for all the wonderful recs! [Thank you!]  I don't suppose you know of any fics where WWX is a non-human entity of some sort, but presents or is disguised as a human? (Or maybe he even thinks he is human?)
Cruise the tags mentioned above in #8, too.
❤️Spellbound by Latios (T, 37k, wangxian, my post)
When fish soar by mondengel (G, 2k, wangxian, my post)
Breathing Firestorm by ladyshadowdrake (M, 111k, wangxian)
flame and rust by cl410 (M, 29k, wangxian, WIP)
❤️The Tiger has Destroyed his Cage by updatebug (G, 55k, wangxian, my bookmark)
Magical Marriage Ribbons by starandrea (M, 376k, wangxian)
Ever Distant Shores by fuddy_duddy (rainier_day) (T, 69k wangxian, WIP)
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12.  Hiii do you know any fics where wwx or lwj OR wangxian leave the cultivation world/retire/grow old together away from cultivation drama? Something like And They Have Escaped The Weight of Darkness by cosmicmilktea , All that is solid melts into air by huxiyi , and that fic where post resurrection wwx just decides to not bother with dafan mountain and opens a flower shop:  focal, filler, and line by bosbie.
Dan Tian / Heaven by ArchiveWriter (T, 20k, wangxian, WIP)
The Slow Regard of Silent Things by Moonpuddles (T, 3k, wangxian)
Pair of Swallows, you and I~ by Moonpuddles (T, 13k, wangxian, series in progress)
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13.  Hello! Do you know any fics where wangxian has some incompatibility issues/dysfunctional relationship that isnt because of canon typical one braincell wwx, but because of more structural things like their mental age gaps, how wwx will prolly hate cloud recesses after the honeymoon bliss is over etc. Generally fics that show wangxian having to work to build the relationship
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14.  Hi! Any wangxian onlyfans au fics? I read For a Good Time, Call by ScarlettStorm and the ongoing sequel KILF (Knits I'd Like To Fuck in) and those were so good!!! I'd like to find more similar fics!
Temptation's Mask by threerings (E, 58k, wangxian, camboy wwx)
A ghost by the light of the phone by shibrogane (E, 10k, wangxian)
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15.  Hey, do you have any fics where lxc doesn't like (or outright despises) wwx?
❤️to arrive late is better than not to arrive at all by Moominmammashandbag (M, 35k, wangxian, my post)
I don't like your boyfriend by lazulisong (G, 3k, wangxian, my post)
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16.  Do you know of any fics where the Lan Elders (unsuccessfully) try to make Lan Zhan marry someone other than Wei Ying?
Lie Open To One Another by levament (M, 41k, wangxian, WIP)
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17.  Hii! Do you know any fics that similar to Ardent Desires by crestre / Baby Of Mine by pupeez4eva ? I've been searching for it and want to read fics that similar to those so bad. I hope you and your followers can help me! Thankyouuu
The Trouble with Talismans: a Treatise on Time-Travel by Young Master Lan Xiaohui (Age 6) by stiltonbasket (G, 17k, wangxian, WIP)
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18.  Do you know any wangxian fics where either one or both of them are models/actors/musicians/famous in some way?
The Fault in Our Stars by Vamillepudding (T, 18k, wangxian, my post)
Patient came so hard from prostate exam he kicked me in the dick by Hades_the_Blingking (e, 17k, wangxian, my post)
An ocean in a drop (not a drop in the ocean) by dea_liberty (E, 10k, RPF, yizhan, my post)
how to fall in love with a catfish: a guide by wei wuxian (disaster rat) by Anonymous (T, 55k, wangxian, my post)
Make It Count by wearing_tearing (E, 47k, wangxian, my bookmark)
❤️Love wakes me by dea_liberty (e, 46k, wangxian, my post)
life, drama and action by Akai__hana (G, 13k, wangxian)
call me, beep me by myung (T, 39k, wangxian)
Rest by sassybluee (T, 115k, wangxian)
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19.  hello, i'm searching for a fic where wwx like... transmigrates into mdzs/cql? like i think there were a couple of them and but i can't find them for some reason?
Untitled. by c11to (M, 61k, wangxian, WIP)
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telehxhtrash · 4 years
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hii,,,,,,,,,, i know that hunterpedia isnt canon to the storyline but killua and gon literally kissed on it like twice and some ppl INSIST its platonic. like yes,, there can be platonic kisses,, BUT. i do not think after all the work togashi has put into making killua’s feelings towards gon so subtle they would just;; add that in for no reason
Hi anon! I can’t thank you for this ask enough because I was looking for an excuse to make a post about it but couldn’t find one so THANK YOU!!
ok first of all quick parenthesis but i’ve seen so many people say that “even if they kissed it could be platonic” like. funny how that argument is only used for same-gender pairings and people never say a straight kiss is platonic. when you look at it with this mindset, everything can be platonic. kissing, hand holding, sex, marriage. that’s why context and subtext is important, and that’s why togashi is going out of his way to provide us with very emotional scenes (like killua comparing gon to light itself, him saying he wants to commit lovers’ suicide, gon saying that he’s really glad he met killua out of the blue while blushing, and many, many others) to back us up on the fact that if they kissed, it’d definitely be because they’re in love with each other.
OK now onto the real part of my post HAHA
I think it’s extremely telling that both the 1999 and 2011 anime adaptations emphasize on the gay content. 
1999 is........ extremely gay. Like there’s no other words. The “Ohayou” opening and the “Do You Feel Like I Feel” ending have romantic lyrics over visuals that are just. gay. Like. Just look at this. 
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i can’t find a version with the RIGHT lyrics but "koibito datari tomodachi de itaikara” literally means “because i want to to be your lover and your friend”
and this ending is just. peak gay. the visuals are gay. and the lyrics are stuff like :
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like man. they didnt have to go this hard. those songs were specifically written for hxh btw. like, they didn’t exist before. they were commissioned for the show. just so that’s clear.
Throw in the incredible amount of subtext and gay moments in the show itself, like this for example. 1999 version is drowning in gay subtext.
But why ? You don’t randomly decide to turn an anime gay ?? especially when at the time the anime came out, there was literally no subtext between either Leorio/Kurapika or Killua and Gon. Like, none. 
We talked about it with @/reeeyachi, and I really, really believe that Togashi told them where the story was headed. Like, he straight off the bat told them “these two pairings will be canon by the end of the manga”. Reeya explained that at some point, they had to ask Togashi for his opinion on the plot before animating, so Togashi was definitely involved in the show to some extent (and i also found canon confirmation that he was involved btw, picture below). They probably presented their general idea, and Togashi approved. Which leaves two options : either Togashi found it funny that they interpreted the story as having gay undertones when it has none and let them do whatever they wanted, or he specifically told them straight off the bat that his manga was going to be queer. The first option is highly unlikely to me, considering that in the end, canon material has even more gay subtext than 1999. It only leaves the latter option. That’s the only logical explanation for why 1999 went absolutely crazy with the gay content : Togashi must’ve told them.
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And okay, let’s assume that 1999 was a fever dream. Let’s assume that it’s not an accurate representation of the spirit of HxH at all. 
We still got 2011 version, which focuses heavily on Killua and Gon’s relationship, and emphasizes the gay aspect of their relationship too. Not only did the 2011 emphasize the cute heartfelt moments between the both of them, they also added a few moments, like for example that scene on Greed Island where Killua looks at Gon with heart eyes and doesn’t say anything for like 3 seconds because he’s awestruck. (let’s not mention all the times when they made Killua look at Gon with a pure look of love on his face) 
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Let’s also throw in Yuzu’s ending songs, especially Nagareboshi Kirari that’s just. A fucking love song. And this song was commissioned for HxH once again, the song uses male pronouns and Yuzu said that they wrote the song after their interpretation of their reading of the Chimera Ant Arc.
And like you said, the Hunterpedias !
I often hear dudebros say that “HxH 2011 was made by shippers and doesn’t represent canon material”. But isn’t it weird that the entire cast of HxH 2011 agreed on emphasizing the gay subtones of HxH ? Like, it’s not just one animator. It’s all the crew that worked on the anime adaptation. From the director to the animators. The majority had to agree to highlight this, it’s not just the decision of one person. 
And that brings me to my last point. I might be talking out of my ass, but I feel like it’s mostly general knowledge in Japan that HxH is queer work. I feel like it’s linked to the cultural subtext that we don’t have but that definitely echoes with the japanese audience and leads them to think that HxH is queer work. I’m mostly thinking about Killua’s story echoing Tanabata, the “Killua ja nakya dame nan da”, the “shinjuu” line, etc. All of these don’t ring the same way to our ears, because we don’t have the cultural upbringing or context. But it makes sense for the japanese audience to hear the word “shinjuu” and immediately realize that “oh, that’s a romantic word. Killua must love Gon”.
I feel like that explains why not one, but the TWO anime adaptations decided to go apeshit with the gay content. It’d explain why “the 2011 anime crew are shippers”, why Yuzu wrote a love song as an ending, why the Hunterpedias feature kisses. 
Either it’s mostly clear for Japanese people that HxH is queer and represents a love story, or Togashi directly told the anime adaptation crew. I personally think it’s a mix of both tbh : Togashi probably never intended to hide that his story was queer from either Shonen Jump or the 1999 crew and probably told them straight off the bat, and the subtext rings louder for Japanese speakers, which emphasizes it even more.
One thing’s certain. You don’t randomly make an anime gay for the sake of being gay. Please correct me if I’m wrong, but I’ve never heard of any other manga being randomly turned gay in the anime adaptation. 
And at the end of the day, the canon material features a LOT of gay subtones, so I think it truly emphasizes that at least, 1999 version HAD to know where the story was headed, and decided to overplay it because they knew that at the end of the manga they’d be canon. Because Togashi probably let them know.
(man i feel like im a delusional shipper typing this LMFAO - but like thats really my take on it. i definitely think SJ knows that hxh is queer, and i feel like togashi had to let 1999 crew know too. it’d make sense. u don’t pull gay content out of ur ass for the fun of it. especially since there was no gay content at the time, until later where togashi put a shitton of gay subtext -like, 1999 had to know in advance. ++ add all the cultural nuances like i said - itd make sense for japanese people to realize that yes, hxh features a gay love story. to me thats why both the entire crews of 1999 + 2011 are “shippers”) 
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ging-pegger · 3 years
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an unwarranted rant abt my oc 😩😩👍
ok anyways im like head empty only my hxh oc rn bcs i got talking about her earlier w some of my friends 😩😩 but her names opal and she is gon's older (half) sister. I know the whole gon's sister thing is cliche but she actually isn't... like the really how do i word this. questionable.😀 freecss ocs.
she has her own storyline / and motives and doesnt want anything to do w their dad at all (she actually strongly dislikes him 🤪 100% would fight in a denny's parking lot)
In order for hher to exist ging's canon age wld have to be older but thats rlly not that big of a change tbh and honestly 🙄🙄🙄 whats a few wrinkles in exchange for such a swag person to exist i mean who cares if he could die at any minute /jov
So anywayz shes about 25 during the exam arc and is a member of the phantom troupe 😩😩😩
So bcs i created her like back in december i think (it was for a takeover thingy on a different platform) WE HAVE THIS RUNNING JOKE THAT SHE KILLED BONOLENOV AND ACCIDENTLALLY JOINESD THE TROIPEPREPROEPRIEO because he is freaky asf 😦😦😦 and chrollo was like "join my cult 😀👍" and she saw a pretty man went awooga and joined 😩
Obviously for more canon events she would probably just have been recruited idk but bonolenov is stupid and shes way cooler so who really cares tbh 😩🙄
Anyways she isnt rlly all that into killing ppl and shit she kinda does it when she has to but it usually isnt unnecessary.
I came up w her hatsu before i hit the chimera arc so unfortunately its rlly similar to knov's but
opal's hatsu abilities are void of vengeance: the ability to open nen portals to any place she's been to or seen (if she has not ever physically been to a place she is attempting to portal to, her nen may transport her somewhere random that she visits frequently.) And spatial slots: in which she creates a nen "save slot" where she can store physical weapons and draw them at will during combat.
I have a picrew 😩😩😩😩
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Um Chile anyways 🙄🙄 i have another oc as well (his name is teru and hes an absolute himbo) but i wont bore ygs with him considering this rant was absolutely unwarranted
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Oh I don’t know if you know this but your hcs reminded me that there WAS actually a bunch of old images of the Astoria crew in Halloween costumes and they’re so cute & funny..... I can’t link the post here :( but if you google “astoria fate’s kiss halloween costumes” you should be able to find them!!!!
OHHH REALLY? :0c 
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ALEX PHANTOM OF THE OPERA??????? i hate them so MUCH i love them
medusa flapper.... that checks out 
MC IN A FUCKING PEACOCK OUTFIT THAT ISNT EVEN SUBTLE STOP ITTTT LMAO
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oh so HADES is the devil ok thats fair i like his hair
cerberus is..... some rando superhero but thats good for a cute boy like him
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SO HYDRA IS THE VAMPIRE..... THAT WORKS TOO OKAY
but chimera has to perish THATS JUST YOUR DAY JOB CHIMERA
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MAY IS A KITTY WHICH IS CUTE AND FURRY
PERSEPHONE IS TH QUEEN OF HEARTS AND I LOVE HER!!!!!
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WAAAAAAAAAH CHARYBDIS AND SCYLLA ;O;;;;;;;; THEYRE CUTE THATS WICKED STUFF UGH I LOVE
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now THIS one. this is the FUNNIEST FUCKING THING EVER
SELENE AND HELIOS DRESSING UP IN PEANUTBUTTER AND JELLY COSTUMES......... MATCHING.............. BEAUTIFUL ICONIC PERFECT
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just..... incredible
thank u anon for telling me about this omg........ this was the BEST way to start my morning
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splendidshinobi · 3 years
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FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST 2003 LIVE REACT: EPISODES 6-10
back at it again with the white vans
episode 6: the alchemy exam
alrighty then
um mustang calling edward “ed” is EXTREMELY offputting
ohhhhhhh noooooo not shou tucker
FUCK
im wholly unprepared
them all being in central instead of east is low key jarring like my brain isnt computing it
alexander’s intro is basically the same 
nina bbyyyyy girl u deserved so much better
ed is such a fucking nerd...chemistry club modern au confirmed
god the more tucker talks the more i wanna beat his face in
al pretending to eat by tossing a potato in his armor i-
aww theyre playing in the snow theyre so pure
wonder how long thatll last
“bigger brother” and “little big brother” and ed doesnt even get mad
ed’s birthday party????????
A MELON? ED YOURE SO RUDE
so 03 had ed’s bday instead of elicia’s...CAUSE THEY GOT ELICIA IN THE WOMB
“it’s here!” “the tea?” “the baby!” hughes is a fuck head
ok so now they’re having elicia replace rush valley baby arc
this was winry’s time to shine in fmab i miss her 
if winry isnt here who is gonna birth this baby
oh my god they just realized ed can use alchemy without a circle
no wonder he’s been using circles this whole time
SO ELICIA JUST POPPED OUT????? WHAT
STUFF ALEXANDER IN THE ARMOR AND PRETEND YOURE A TALKING DOG???
“i dont think thats very funny” NO ALPHONSE IT IS NOT
THEY KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE DOING WITH THAT ONE I SWEAR TO GOD IN THIS ESSAY I WILL
damn bradley what up homie
im so thrown off by the way theyre doing the exam omg
seriously what the hell is fuhrer bradley’s purpose right now is he even the fuhrer in this i feel like they wouldve mentioned it
oh lord ed is about to impress everyone with his clappy hands
ok so next episode is nina FUCK
episode 7: night of the chimera’s cry
havoc babeeee
im gonna marry him my himbo king
also can RIZA DO SOMETHING PLZ
“huhhhhhhhh nina” ew tucker that was weirdly gross
wonder why
cant do it cant do it
do we think jean kirstein was modeled after jean havoc slightly looks wise
was that purposeful 
ill have to google 
serial killer who only targets women?  it cant be scar...scar drinks respect women juice
barry or slicer bros maybe? um ok
why did we start with liore if they were just gonna hop right back into the past for a huge chunk of episodes idk
assessment day??? oh noodles
AL WHY DID YOU TELL TUCKER TO MAKE ANOTHER TALKING CHIMERA ALPHONSE NO
THE NOISE I EMITTED IM GONNA TAKE A LAP
im gonna FUCKING SCREAM
ed r u writing to winry??? that’s a bit out of character for u good sir
no tucker put that baby down
im gonna fucking SCREAM
aww he burned nina’s picture thats not sus at all
SHESKA!!!!!
wait does the ironblood alchemist know what tucker did to his wife? thats kinda the vibe im getting
SCARRRRRRRR
looking like a pirate too damn
his voice sounds different is that j michael tatum 
apparently not it was dameon clarke in 03 ya learn something new everyday 
ew elicia has a lot of hair for a FUCKING NEWBORN
ed really is such a cynic very suspicious of everyone as he should be really
basque grand knowS SOMETHING
oh jesus oh fuck oh god please do not TOUCH THAT BABY
ed and al snuck back in to the house well u know what its for the best
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
im gonna cry again please god no
FUCKING DIE SHIT HOLE
she’s hurting? oh my god
my sweet angel
ew his eyes!!!!!!! 
tucker is such a fucking failure...like look at the chimera squad and greed’s theatre troupe being the way they are. ugh it really hits how fucking unfair it is 
ed was really about to split them? boy you know better
where is nina going...im hurting
ed really tried to save her in this one
SCAR KILLS NINA IN THE STREETS???????? SIR
thats different
oh snap 
oh FUCK
SCAR WHY DID YOU LEAVE HER BODY LIKE THAT
THE WAY SHE WAS ARRANGED ON THE WALL THAT WAS FUCKED UP
AND THEY FOUND HER LIKE THAT???? AT LEAST IN BROTHERHOOD THEY DIDNT HVE TO SEE HER CORPSE ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
that was fucked.
episode 8: the philosopher’s stone
can yall get ed and al away from nina’s fucking MURAL 
get out of the car mustang
finally jesus christ
roy mustang talking about healthy coping mechanisms dont make me laugh but alright baby boy go off i guess?
im curious about who this goddamn serial killer is though lets turn to that plot thread
r u kidding me
mustang is making ed and al take over tucker’s research?? thats actually wildly messed up
oh tucker was straight executed that’s a choice i guess
tucker and the philosopher’s stone sounds inaccurate but ok
ed please stop being mean to your brother
03 mustang has got me reaching for a fucking baseball bat on GOD
scar and edward having this conversation right now i literally cannot
WINRY yes bitch
BRADLEY WHAT IN TARNATION
JESUS LORRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDD
alphonse shut your mouthhhhhhhhhhh
im so confused what is bradley up to
“alchemists are not cold blooded murderers?”
i mean
kimblee would beg to differ for one
whos this creepy lady 
her voice sounds familiar
barry’s food shop?
the killer is barry ok got it
IS BARRY DISGUISED AS A WOMAN
I KNEW THAT WAS JERRY JEWELL’S VOICE
WELL I KNEW IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR AT LEAST
WINRY GET OUT OF THE FUCKING TRUCk
has PINAKO TAUGHT YOU NOTHING
ok so i VASTLY prefer suit of armor original manga canon barry
this is such an odd plot what in fuck
um OW the meat cleaver
im so confused this fucking plotline
oh hey alphonse nice of you to show up!
is barry still gonna become a suit of armor later on
it makes NO SENSE to introduce him otherwise 
everytime i see 03 mustang i wanna beat his ass HONESTLY
literally i will shove my foot up his ass
fullmetal here we go
ed thinks he’s so punk rock 
oh great scar’s seen the watch
episode 9: be thou for the people
ed you simp buying winry all this stuff my edwin heart is ascending
SIMP SIMP SIMP
“mr. elric”?? you mean MAJOR ELRIC
to be fair though fuck the military
YOUSWELL??? oh LORD
im gonna need to read a full chronology of this show
 alphonse continues to be a precious angel 
where’s my boy yoki!!!!!
edward you idiot don’t go flaunting your money
woof woof ed
al looks so offended by ed saying they just met
whereas in brotherhood didnt he totally throw ed under the bus??? 
a choice to be sure
ah there he is hello yoki
who’s the chick
shes a lesbian
yoki makes me miss my baby girl mei chang
mei where r u
WAS THIS MILITARY DUDE REALLY ABOUT TO CUT DOWN A CHILD??? oh my god
hawkeye getting a promotion yes bby girl
jesus theyre transferring them to east now OKKKKKAY thats not how it happened it the book but ill take it....just doing it the opposite way i guess
who is lyra who is she
cute some military bribery 
umm lyra what the fuck did you do
lyra is a homunculus im callin it now
they definitely invented/changed up some homunculi in fact im certain they did and shes one of em. gotta be
i feel like 03 wrote ed as much more insensitive towards others than he really is...just a vibe im getting
i know he was faking for the townspeople’s sake but i still get this vibe from other instances 
i mean i cant say its not “canon” because its 03 canon
anyways what a show off
i cant believe theyre going to east...fuery and breda better be there
ok finally some answers on their ages....ed got his license at 12 like normal and nina and youswell were when he was 12...liore was 15, 
if they didnt flash the ages on the screen id be lost honestly
at least we’re back up to “present day”
episode 10: the phantom thief
ed saying he doesnt wanna see mustang
same
03 mustang is activating my fight or flight and im choosing fight
ed cheating at cards totally checks out
um who the fuck is this woman
what is she wearing
SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THAT CUTOUT MAAM HOW DO YOUR C**CHY LIPS NOT POKE OUT
idk but this is fem!hisoka
“hey shouldnt we talk first” after getting handcuffed??? christ almighty these innuendos
siren??????? siren is probably also a “fake” homunculus
ugh
ok so the nurse is siren
ya aint slick girly
alphonse control your crush
I REFUSE!!!! ALMEI RIGHTS
why is al’s hair so brown in this flashback anywayssss
oh its spelled psiren ope
like she’s literally a batman villain...
oh my god...............the tiddy grab. my son would never
my son is respectful
is this her homunculus tat or just a random alchemy tat
the added plotlines and original content continue to confuse and astound me every single time....
ok but if psiren really was doing this for the hospital she wouldnt be so flashy about it. like thats how you get caught sweet cheeks
girly stop flirting with this child on god im gonna fucking kick you
now shes a nun????????????????
Shes a fucking troll i hate her
im going to kick alphonse into the sun 
oh great now shes a teacher
wow shes a savior. the savior of amestrian venice. greatttttt
ed looking exactly like this emoji on this gondola rn 🧍‍♀️
STOP FLIRTING WITH THE CHILD 
GOD THIS IS SO BATMAN VILLAIN ESQUE
alphonse plzzzzzzzzzz she aint your girl
ok so probably not the last we see of this ding dong con artist
ok so its starting to get muddy. im scared the 03 stans are gonna come after me like i do like it and im having fun watching it but some of the plot and characterization choices are just....odd??? idk i gotta keep going though!! im sorry i just stan arakawa and her work in all her glory!!!
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Do you have any predictions for the next season based on the return of Sylvester? Do you think it be like when he returned in the comics? Just a big old side plot about poor Syl's money problems and a cool film studio set thingy base. (they could film scenes just on the sets of other shows)
YES i have predictions but they're more related to johns' & jdr's decision to make him a syl/jack chimera than anything. johns has mentioned in the stargirl aftershow that jack knight storylines may potentially be used, especially w/ the return of the shade (who betrayed the ISA, as dragon king mentioned), and i like to imagine it was with the shade's intervention that sylvester managed to survive, and whatever it was that he needed him for kept him from seeing pat & the staff for 10 years
i mean this isnt just his legacy, but his home. the stars and stripes have been a fixture in his life for ages, had been a means for him to be himself-- because no matter how much of sylvester pembertons life is changing or in jeopardy the star-spangled kid (and eventually starman) is there for him to live and breathe in-- and it doesn't make sense to me that he'd be revived (or saved from death?) and NOT return to pat and the stars and the staff
unless there was a bigger bad. unless there was a threat in those 10 years that sylvester had to deal with, and if they DO go the jack knight route of him forging a bond with the shade-- who is another league of power altogether-- it would make sense to me if the shade saved him in exchange for his help, and if syl couldnt reveal he was alive because of the upper hand of all the baddies thinking he was dead
as much as i love infinity inc, i feel like any chances for it were dashed as soon as they aged down syl's teammates (rick, yolanda, beth, hank jr) to courtneys generation and established in-universe that starman was leading the JSA. his JSA leadership basically functions as a stand-in for his being team dad of infinity inc, imo
and that being said i think he'll end up team dad of JSA 2.0 alongside pat. like pat was doing his best but hes way in over his head for sure??? when syl meets courtney in those JSA issues way back when he takes her under his wing IMMEDIATELY, no questions, and assures her she has a place as the star-spangled kid. that she has worth. and he promises to help her as best he can. if johns & jdr are going to write him as sylvester pemberton in any way hes GOT to be a good mentor to her... and, in extension, her friends
i imagine its going to be syl who fixes chuck. i imagine yolanda talking to him about murder (bc syl didnt have a no kill rule, and if they adapt his history as SSK close to siegels vision, then he killed as a teenager as well). i imagine syl providing the JSA 2.0 with paychecks and insurance and dental because they need it, ok, they really do
most of all, going back to the mentor thing, and the fact that stargirl has been a story of courtney discovering her identity more than anything, i imagine as they get closer and get to know each other, syl is going to confirm that when courtney picked up the staff and put on the stars, she DID become stargirl. and even if hes here and alive she is STILL stargirl, and the staff is still hers, and hes just glad to see someone still fighting the good fight-- that his legacy is carried on in someone like her
season 1 establishes courtneys place in her family i feel. season 2 will probably use the fact syl isnt her dad and have his return be a means to establish that she IS stargirl, even if she isnt his blood, and to be proud of that and own it
anyway tl;dr syls a positive presence ok. i refuse evil syl. i refuse "he was a shapeshifter all along". im gonna be MAXIMUM CLOWN and say hes gonna be a friend and mentor... but he'll probably bring news from his 10 year absence of some big evil with him for the JSA 2.0 to fight
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