#clown bullshit

[snifflingsharpie]

Clowning on the Peasants: Ep 3

Yet again we find ourselves in the back-ally ball-pit where Marianne and Grenda boil a kettle of babies over drinks.

Grenda: You couldn't have waited until the candy floss got damp before you sunk your teeth into the weasel?

Marianne: My eyebrow! That shits a puddle at this date! I outta smear the kid just as well as I did eir pops! Messy business this is becoming. Im getting the payout weather the harlequin stays or goes, so ey better watch eir cakes if ey want a ticket to the carousel.

Grenda: No Marianne. YOU better watch YOURSELF! That kiddo called in. We have no choice but to open a case. What exactly are you implying?

Marianne: Im implying that this is a good thing for em if ey can keep eir wax lips sealed. Honey's share will go to em. Id talk to Herbal myself if ey would try to pull a fast one on me. I aint opening a can of snakes. If ey want the money eir gonna have to keep eir honking nose out of the ordeal.

Grenda: So your saying if I can convince em to close the case were all in the green?

Marianne: Precisely, I get my cash, you keep your job, and ey can get out of Crabapples pocket. Win-Win-Win scenario.

#clown husbandry #clown #clowncore #clowning #clown shit #clown ass #clown appreciation #clown aesthetic #clown art #clown bullshit #clown behavior #clown community #clown culture #clown character #clown story #clown oc #clown energy #clown enby #clown fandom #clown gang #clown crime #clown core #clownery #clown posting #clown era

[highbloodclown]

Ya know, I used to run a secret blog where I would vent out all the putrid awful shit going round my brain all the time. It’s still there, never deleted, but I haven’t used it in so long, even longer than this one’s been sitting vacant. I was so concerned back then of keeping all of my shit, all of “me”, the truth of me, away from everyone lest someone actually become concerned about me.

But I’m pretty sure there is no one left. I haven’t had a friend in years. This thing has sat silent long enough that I’m pretty sure that anyone who can remember at all who I was is long gone from it, either unfollowed or abandoned the site altogether like so many others. And weirdly it’s kind of exciting, to think that now I am probably truly alone here. To think the pressure of eyes and the fear of being a bother to anyone ever in any way could actually just be put down for a bit. Whatever. Im rambling and being too honest and fuck knows I’ll probably just delete this or forget about this place for another year and a half in the swirl of all the bullshit I’m constantly juggling, but…. Who knows?

Maybe this is how I start writing again, how I find my way and myself after a lifetime of bullshit and blackness. I could dream, right? A place for me in this world? Maybe. Maybe never. All I know is right now this feels good to me, and fuck knows nothing has felt really good in a long time, so I’m going with the weird impulse, at least this once. No promises to myself or anyone that I’ll ever have the guts to do it again.

Whatever, have a good day. Enjoy whatever the fuck this is if you happen to come across it. If not, I’m happy to scream into the void. Honestly, it’s probably better that way.

#the clown #hbcposts #the clown posts #the clown speaks #clown bullshit #whatever I used to call these kinds of things #fuck it #personal

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

The clowns are coming back

oh

good

#lmao #ask #the hellsite answers #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit #hellsite hall of fame curators bullshit #clowns #tw clowns #cw clowns

[amber-angel]

Hmm. Nimona thoughts after going through the tag

Movie good. Movie soooo good

Don't give netflix the credit for the queerness of this story

Ballister is literally Riz Ahmed in cartoon form, he does not look like Pedro Pascal, please shut up

Everyone who voice acted in this movie absolutely killed it

Be excited for queer stories and be angry that netflix has historically been known to cancel them for little to no reason

Nimona is genderfluid and I love her style

It is so exciting that something that began right here on tumblr.com is getting so much attention. And ND Stevenson deserves so much love for creating it

I have rewatched this thing four times already holy shit I love it

#stupid flighty bullshit #nimona #no clowning on this post i WILL block you

[gunsatthaphan]

he needs to be stopped.

#firstkhao #firstkhaotung #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #earthmix #earth pirapat #mix sahaphap #gmmtv #JHDFJKDS #first sweetie you need to learn when to be quiet dkfjhgf #i love them so much 🥺 #the superior squad #this was a spoiler about the gmm fanday btw #not only friends lmao #sadly #djkhgkfd #khao hiding in the back like idk these clowns #him and earth are done with firstmix and their bullshit and so am i kjfdkgf #theyre so annoying #(affectionate) #💜

[ganondoodle]

me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)

nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-

#ganondoodles talks #ganondoodles rants #zelda #totk #im just fucking!!!! at my limit!!!! #what the fuck do you mean #the calamity is the equivalent of ganondorfs farts trying to wake himself up and you say lololo is gone so the techs gone #then why do some parts still exist huh??????? #fuyking clowns #all the threads leading organically into another game WOOOP NOPE CUT THEM ALL WE DIDNT MEAN TO GIVE IT MEANING LOL #what is ancient energy and whys there a big concetration under these regions including hyrule castle? oh my god is it bc gan is there an- #NOPE forget we ever said that haha lol lmao even #can you really blame me for feeling like im being laughed at #like totk is mocking me bc i care about botw and thought theyd take up the interesting things they set up in it to expand upon??? #and no instead they backpedal like oh no we accidentally made it seem interesting quick get the iron out we need to FLATTEN this bitch #and they keep making it WORSE by insisting that its totally 1000% a direct sequel #just fucking say its some alternative bullshit again #i am begging them to let soemone else direct the next game #bc when the guy makes accidentally good lore he needs to immedaitely flatten all the good stuff when it comes to a sequel apparently

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

This post was made by Buggy and NO ONE can tell me otherwise

#not quite back on my bullshit yet #but i'm getting there #one piece #opla #buggy #buggy the clown #shitpost

[aimbutmiss]

The sun was setting as the two sat on the beach in silence. Buggy stared out into the sea with sad eyes, feet buried in the warm sand. Shanks was familiar with that look; it was something his friend did every now and then, after he ate the devil fruit. Buggy was the one to break the silence, asking him a question without taking his eyes off the horizon:

"Do you know what it feels like to have something you want literally in your grasp, but never being able to have it?"

Shanks stared at the man with longing. His blue hair was flowing with the evening breeze, and his eyes were fixed on the vast ocean in front of them. The final rays of sunlight were illuminating his skin, and all Shanks wanted to do was to touch him. Even one brush of his fingers against his cheek would be enough, but he held back, looking away from the other.

"No. I don't know what it feels like at all."

#me back on my buggy loving the sea and shanks loving buggy bullshit #will I ever stop?? probably not. #I had no plans of writing anything today but here we are #it's something super short but it packs a punch I think #one piece #buggy the clown #red haired shanks #shuggy #buggy x shanks #shanks x buggy #shanks #buggy one piece #my writing

[st-hedge]

I wanted to doodle the temen-ni-gru crew before my arm gave out lmao I clapped like a toddler with an iPad when they teamed up together against the hell clown

#dmc3 #the original literal clown patrol #love them #dmc3 is such a silly silly game but with a shockingly good plot #loved lady’s development #she was such a pleasure to watch change as a person #and the reason why I wanted to break Vergil’s face with a golf club is cuz he is actually a great character as well #catch me screaming when the final boss teams up with u to curb stomp an abomination of bullshit #anyway haha I’m crawling awaaayyyyy

[charliethechandelure]

When you're asexual but you still want to make your friends simp

"It's for anatomy purposes I swear"

#bullshitting my way through this #asexual rizz #one piece #op fanart #buggy the clown #dracule mihawk #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #op sanji #op zoro #op mihawk #op buggy #charliethechandelure #sketches #doodles #fanart

[brother-emperors]

what's. what the fuck wrong with them. good grief. I need to put the three of them in a jar and study them

Mark Antony: A Biography, Eleanor Goltz Huzar

Julius Caesar and the Roman People, Robert Morstein-Marx

Mark Antony: A Biography, Eleanor Goltz Huzar

#if you follow me elsewhere you may have witnessed me descend into some kind of dolabella madness yesterday #which took an abrupt left turn when i got to the 11th philippic like YEAH ACTUALLY TEAR THE BITCH APART. GET HIM CASSIUS #justice for my man trebonius. cicero's letter to him got me feeling so emotional #this love triangle political clown show bullshit has a body count that makes the tris homines look moderate as a whole good GOD #gaius julius caesar #mark antony #roman republic tag #drawing tag #komiks tag

[snifflingsharpie]

Clowning on the peasants: ep.2

A young harlequin peers out eir window. Tire skids wet with red remains decorate the street corner below eir apartment. The scream ey heard belonged to eir father.

Herbal-Pot: (scrambling for eir phone and dialing 911): Dispatch! DISPATCH! Can you hear me for fucks sake! 

Grenda: Yes we can hear you. Please remain calm.

Herbal-Pot: My father was just ran the fuck over! Remain fucking calm? I will spread your fucking brains across some fucking toast like there was a sale on mediocre jams at trader fucking joes!

Grenda: Ok, where are you?

Herbal-Pot: The corner of twenty-sixth and sterling. His names Honey. Honey-Pot. And Ill tell ya that no good Marlianne better be the first on your shit list

#clown husbandry #clowning #clown #Clownery #clowncore #clown oc #clown story #clown appreciation #clown aesthetic #clown bullshit #CLOWN BEHAVIOR #clown culture #Clown Core #clown care #clown community #clown clown clown #clown energy #clown fandom #ClOwN hOnKs #clown help #clown life #clown meme #clown noises #clown original character #clown posting #clown rambles #clown shit #clown stuff #clown talks #clown to clown communication

[purrvaire]

good omens season 2 + text posts I have on my phone (3/?)

1 / 2

#good morning again lovely people in my phone #back on my bullshit #day 4 of coping after the finale: not doing well #made two playlist #one is just taylor swift #made a thread about it on twitter and sobbed a little #still this wont prevent me to be the silliest clown on this hellsite #last one is inspired by all the people me noticing aziraphale checking out crowley throughout the season #cant blame him #they looked like a five course meal followed by fruits dessert and coffee #a feast even #anyway #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #gos2 spoilers #good omens season two spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #beelzebub good omens #ineffable bureaucracy #muriel good omens #good omens memes #tumblr text meme #my screenshots #user purrvaire #third one is actually me fr

[clownaddict]

Some canon Buggy bullshit for all you nerds(like me)

•He once started insulting a wall out of frustration

•Is the only one in the canon universe who has used a motorized land vehicle. (He turned himself into a go-cart)

•Got attacked by all three of the marines strongest fighters and survived each time

•Managed to “recruit” two former warlords purely due to a mistake made by this subordinates

•Has walked around on stilts with his best friend in a snowy hell scape whilst being pursued by man-eating wolves

•Tried snuggling up to said best friend in that snowy hell scape for warmth and lasted all but 5 seconds before he almost threw up

•Almost took out an awakened zoan user with a bomb he hid in his foot. whilst in prison. That he probably MADE in prison.

•Hijacked the news during one of the worlds most important events just to vlog himself

•Became best friends with a man stuck in a chest and got drunk with a bunch of sentient animals

•Survived being sliced with Yoru, a haki coated blade, which implies his devil fruit is way more powerful than given credit for.

#Buggy the clown #opla #one piece #sorry for my bullshit I’m just like That #he is so much fun #dumb babygirl energy

[beanghostprincess]

Post Marineford Shanks ferries Buggy to drop him off to his crew, Galdino is already side eyeing the fuck out of him because he keeps sending heart eyes his and Buggy's way and he knows these are not for him, but Buggy is too caught up in everything else (including his ever growing cult) to notice. Then they get there and Shanks, loathe to leave Buggy immediately after just getting him in his vicinity again, suggests they throw a party. Shanks' crew is side eyeing him, Galdino is side eyeing him, everyone is essentially going "Okay gayass", except for Buggy. And Buggy feels like bragging so he drags Alvida over to introduce her to Shanks as his beautiful cool deadly co captain/first mate/associate. Shanks becomes intensely jealous of this 20 something woman being all touchy and close and friendly with HIS CLOWN so he is essentially glaring at her the entire time. (Doesn't help that she is more or less occupying a space he always thought HE WOULD HAVE). Meanwhile Alvida is both unwilling to get close to Red Haired Shanks the powerful yonko who stinks like booze and probably hasn't showered in 5 days and to be dragged around by Buggy, she spends the entire time trying to slip slip away and go in a corner to get drunk. But Buggy has a vice grip on her arm and Shanks is alternating between glaring at her and making cow eyes at Buggy so she is stuck there watching the world's most teen girl lesbian coded 37 year old men talk, until Benn took pity on her and helped her disengage and they spend the rest of the day getting drunk and complaining about this mess (and maybe they hookup idk, might as well let her have some fun, if Buggy won't fuck a red hair pirate, she will)

Alvida my poor girl just wants a way out. Let her go!!!!!!!! Girl is stuck with old men when she should be at the club. This is great, honestly. Nobody can't stand Shuggy. Most awful duo ever. They're annoying on their own but when they get together it's even worse. Save the girl save her.

#alvida my beloved honestly #she has to deal with so much bullshit #one piece #red haired shanks #buggy the clown #shuggy #alvida one piece

[the-kaleidoscope-sys]

If you're going to be "transRAMCOA", I'm going to demand that you start by paying reparations to all the real survivors out there.

My therapy with a DID and RAMCOA specialist (very hard to find, btw) costs me almost $7000 a year. Let's start there, shall we? That's almost $600 a month. Just on therapy. That I am incredibly lucky to have access to. Most survivors are shit out of luck and have to try to heal without a specialist.

I've lost untold amounts (hundreds of thousands at least) in lost income opportunities because of how disabling being a survivor is. I can't work a regular full time job and will probably never be able to. I've been "working" (read: pimped out by my own parents) since I was a little kid but the skills of a child sex worker aren't exactly transferable to the normie world, y'know?

I get by with a lot of help from some understanding roommates and friends that I'm lucky, VERY lucky, to have. This is to say nothing about the *quality* of that life (not great) beyond what capitalism or money cares about, because of course I'm constantly Experiencing Symptoms. On account of all of the trauma.

I can't even go to the bathroom like a normal person because of how much the constant rape fucked everything up downstairs. There is no fixing this. I will deal with many of the medical and mental complications for the rest of my life and this is just one of them. (Does it still sound like a fun thing to roleplay?)

The first ~20 years of my life were a living hell beyond what most of you can even imagine. My life is also statistically likely to be much shorter than the average person's. What kind of price can I even put on all those lost years? I can't. But you could pay me enough to not have to work for all the years remaining to me. If you want to pay me, say.... $100k a year for the rest of my life so that I can live what little is left to me in peace, then I would be happy to consider you an honorary RAMCOA survivor. I'll even write you a nice little certificate you can frame. I'll give you regular updates on how my therapy is going, so you can (sort of, not really though, you could never understand if you haven't lived it) experience this mAgIcAL hEaLiNg jOuRneY vicariously through me.

Go on, then. You want to be us so bad? Find a REAL survivor, and pay up. Otherwise get the fuck out of my community and stay out. Surviving RAMCOA is not a fun little identity label for you to play around with, it's REAL shit that ruins the lives of REAL people every day. I live with this, EVERY day. It's not a fun little game I can stop when I get tired of playing. This is my LIFE.

So pay up, or fuck off.

#ramcoa #transramcoa tw #tw transramcoa #not posting in your tags because we're better people than you are. <3 you're welcome. #clown on this post and get blocked. I don't want to hear it. #I'm old and I'm tired and. really? I survived all that sick bullshit just to struggle and scrape by? #in a world where people pretend to be someone like us for sick twisted 'fun'? #where is the justice? WHERE IS THE JUSTICE? #alter: rania #mostly