#cold and stoned

[trapezious-milkington]

Looking and feeling like a hot pile of garbage but @mysticalmaelstrom tagged me for a selfie and I haven't posted one on here in like multiple years, so here's two!

Edit: oops I do this so unoften I forgot to tag anyone. Post your lovely faces if you feel like it @vctrlf @bindisauros @marxisforbros @geeitskirstie

#my face #me #cold and stoned #also how are you sick and working your ass off and still infinitely more attractive than me #not the least bit fair

[soapskneebrace]

People who think Ghost is some unfeeling, uncaring, stoic DON’T GET IT. Does a person without whimsy buy several pairs of skeleton hand gloves to match their plastic skull mask? Does a man with no silliness in his heart tell jokes about goldfish in tanks?

This man likely has skeleton themed underwear. He probably sees a shirt with skulls on it and buys it immediately. When someone gives him their phone so he can add his contact info he DEADASS just puts “💀” down for the name. He probably thinks Halloween is the best holiday of the year. Ghost picked his bit and COMMITTED to it.

#he’s GOOFY #yeah he’s a stone cold murderer but he has PANACHE #ghost

[wilkoakdraws]

Hyperfyxation going strong so here's some memorable quotes of the jarchivist and mr. m.k. blackwood + my thru-seasons design chart

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #the archivist #magpod #tma fanart #my style is inconsistent #cant decide how to draw jons jaw #love his season one kickable nerd energy #that then got thrown under the bus #martin in my brain oscillates between most huggable creature alive and stone cold bitch #“what's your darkest secret” really did it for me in terms of makin me REALLY hooked on the podcast. the WOAH moment

[uselessgaywhovian]

sorry, saw someone on reddit talking about how they "had" to kill shadowheart because they were playing a "good" character and she was "evil" and i'm like

not to make her too much of a little meow meow, but this little bitch wants to be good so much that Shar had to put a shock collar on her when she was like seven and like 40 years later it's still not working great

#shadowheart #bg3 spoilers #she thinks she's this badass stone cold shar worshiper until she sees a dog #eta: also seeing people in that thread complaining that the DC to persuade her not to kill Nightsong is so high even if you're romancing he #and i'm like #can't relate #didn't have to roll #kept my mouth shut and trusted that she didn't really want to kill Nightsong #and SHE DIDN'T #I WAS SO PROUD OF HER

[acourtoffeyandfables]

an inspirational image I didn't know I needed but now want to hang everywhere

#like the stone cold “fuck you” face with the double bird aabria is serving #and then whatever tf Carlos is doing in the background (affectionate) #adventuring party #dimension 20 #burrow's end

[krazieka2]

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#fe3h #fe3h felix #fe3houses #carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo #here it is... my first time drawing felix.... the first of like... 3 times #sorry felix ur character archetype does not make my brain go buzz buzz #still a fan of how Lorenz IMMEDIATELY narcs on Claude #now there's a character archetype I can get behind #see felix causes tension by being a stone-cold badass with sympathetic motivations #lorenz is just a lil bitch #way funnier

[threewishgoldfish]

I realised today I'd hardly ever drawn Fjord - maybe once since I first started watching CR. So, today is the day I reedem myself:D

Have a (dramatic-rim-lighting-hair-flowing) sketch of my favourite paladin to the Wildmother!

#fjord stone #fjord #the mighty nein #cr2 fanart #critical role #critical role campaign 2 #at the same time the biggest sweetheart and a stone-cold bastard. i love him #cr2 #art #id in alt text

[gsd-420]

#stone cold steve austin #steve austin #wwf #wwf attitude

[delicourse]

jolyne doodles

#jolyne cujoh #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #stone ocean #deliart #im gonna make the bottom middle doodle into a proper illustration #trying to work my way up to commission worthy standards #since im a little out of practice with how little i post #but i keep getting freak colds. like i dont know if its been a single long one or several with no pause. its been a month #but im not gonna go back on my promise to open comms. just need a little time to recover

[machobusta]

#Stone Cold Steve Austin #WWF #WWE

[decepti-thots]

remember when shockwave was like 'god your murdersona is so fucking cringe. i'm not calling you that damus' god bless

#i genuinely kinda wish we'd seen more of these two interact post-reveal even as i KNOW there is NOWHERE for it to be #on the basis that the idea of shockwave being SO unimpressed with tarn's act as an actual murderous stone cold bastard supervillain #is deeply fucking funny #idw #tarn #shockwave

[tacomedli]

The jarring parallel of this:

and this:

#qsmp #philza minecraft #philza #philza qsmp #tallulah #qsmp tallulah #tallulah qsmp #elquackity #quackity #egg a1 #tallulah's in a safe environment #phil being super encouraging and giving her tips #and letting her retry as many times as she wants #elq is stone cold silent #watching coldly as this egg is forced to jump to save their life #over freaking LAVA #AAAAAAAAAAAAAA #medli talks

[eskawrites]

hello i am once again thinking about the fact that nancy's gun collection consists of 1) her bf's dad's revolver that she practiced with when she was 16 and apparently never gave back, 2) an illegal sawed-off shotgun that she bought specifically for heading an attack in an alternate dimension and 3) a military-issued pistol that she stole off a dead soldier

#this alone should make her everyone's fav i mean come ON #if you're not stanning nancy wheeler in this the year of our lord 2023 what are you even doing #stranger things #nancy wheeler #she just. walked up to that dead soldier and pulls his pistol off him #stone cold can you even imagine

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Barnaby just whimpering outside as Howdy is working, poor pupper give him some love!

denied

#howdy is immune to the puppy eyes i think #hes got that stone cold capitalist heart smh #maybe a pickup line would work better... #*barnaby voice* i dont need dignity i need caterpillar kisses #rambles from the bog #scribble salad #laughingstock

[hippityhoppityyourenowmyproperty]

There's just something so badass about Luz watching Belos trying to find excuses for what he did while slowly melting away, trying desperatly to appeal to her. And she just stands there and watches him rattle on, with nothing but cold disdain on her face, his words bouncing off her like the rain. She is done being manipulated by him. She sees what he is.

#the owl house #watching and dreaming #Belos #Luz #luz noceda #titan luz #toh #toh spoilers #Luz was sooo badass for this #stone cold #Not falling for his tricks anymore #Just looking at him with disdain and contempt because she sees his lies

[hellosweetdayspng]

Creamy Yummy Ice Cream!

bonus:

#as a part of an old cold stone creamery x pompompurin collab #pompompurin #muffin #hello sweet days #sanrio