#confusing af man

[lazarus-hands]

so apparently I may have a medical kink. which is- interesting. please hmu if you're in the same boat, I'm curious

#fuck yes #omg no #medical kink #examination kink #idek man #u know those kinks where you're like and at the same time? #yeah #like it's a squick and a kink for me at the same time #confusing af man #I'm confusion #and then the sex repulsion kicks in and I'm just so done #sorry #Lazarus speaks

[foolsocracy]

congrats noir for having the coolest looking spider senses

#the comic writers were like yeah this is sick. put it in #and thank god they did #eldrich girlies #peter benjamin parker #spider noir #spider man noir #my art #spiderverse #marvel #annoying and confusing af to draw tho LMAO

[ganondoodle]

said this on tiwtter too but im seriously at my limit, people go and be all like "oh my god young people have no idea of basic internet security omggggg" and the same person will immediately make an account on t/hreads that is stealing so much data from you its basically one step away from straight up kidnapping

i get we are all desperate, i really do, but i WILL judge you if you go and sign up for the literally shittiest app on earth thats really just a flimsy disguise of a bunch of data suckers in a trench coat

use tumblr, cohost, pillowfort, (the latter two also allow nsfw) ANYTHING but that suckerberg leech i am BEGGING you

idk how accurate it is but i saw the numbers of 75 MILLION sign ups for the threads bs, what the hell are you doing, i feel like im in one of those old anti technology comics were young people just walk off a cliff en masse bc they only look at their phone and nothing else while im the old guy in a chair watching them do it

#ganondoodles talks #are people seriously this blindly signing up for anything new a big -KNOWN SHITTY AF- corporation is putting out #isnt it literally just like insta but worse #like #if you dont like tumblrs layout or whatever theres also cohost #its basically like twitter but also has features of timblr #like having multiple blogs to on account #idk man i actually feel like im going crazy #what is this #this has made me feel more old than the knowledge that lil kids are doing a flat hand gesture for phones bc all they know are smart phones #if people are ACTUALLY making that thing be the next giant “”social media“” i will not forgive them #you will not peer pressure me there #-when i say at my limit im at my limit of desperate confusion watching people do the dumbest shit but going uwu the entire time doing it-

[fo-ryourconsideration]

Today's character that selfshippers should consider F/O-ing is:

Captain Hook from Peter Pan (2003)!

#selfship #THIS MAN WAS FINE AF AND THE SCENE OF HIM ATTACHING HIS HOOK MADE ME FEEL CONFUSING THINGS AS AN ADOLESCENT

[incorrectrockyandshockyquotes]

Magenta and Columbia’s part of “Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me” in the 1975 film be like

#reese rambles #rocky horror #To me at least #I’m autistic af and bad at social cues #My bf thought they were having a pillow fight though??? #But yeah I was there confused all: #Okay are you two fucking or just making fun of Janet #Can someone clear up wtf was going on #I am not a smart man #columbia rocky horror #magenta rocky horror

[tecchan]

Local cis man starts having periods and loses his fucking mind

#sweet pool #youji said hashtagFreeBleeding #but seriously my man you know what's gonna happen and you're in the bathroom anyway #at least do it over the toilet!!! jesus christ #'he didn't have the energy to clean it up' sit!on!the!toilet!and!flush! #i'm thankful that there isn't much religious stuff (so far) but instead i'm confused af #is it aliens? #i hope it's not #anyway my fav ship so far is kitani/zenya #no i haven't finished a single route yet yes i already have a fav ship that doesn't include the mc #it's to make up for tnc where i didn't particularly love any ship until the end of shiki's route #nanoshiki my beloved #wait that's a lie i liked kirigunji as soon as they were introduced #the curse of never loving main characters/canon ships

[moderndaycirce]

you know you've made it when someone makes up imaginary beef with you when you barely even speak to them

#oh this is petty af #but they insulted someone i like #so whatever #i'm so confused man

[diona-98]

HOW TALL ARE YOU

.....

Like 152-156cm?? (4'11-5'1)

#idk man #height just makes me confused af #the fam #ask diona

[mortalsilence]

I have two Hobs in my head, both equally canonical:

Hob who was always conscientiously bi, until church told not to be. Now that society allows him to be, he is more open again.

Hob in complete denial because of society and etc etc, until the beautiful stranger convinces him otherwise only by existing.

Having to decide which one to use when I write makes me cry a little 🥲

#denial hob is funnier to write #but experimented bi hob ismore fun for them #is like hob having fantasies based on his stranger but deciding that desiring him is just idealization from not meeting with him for a long #while when they finally meet again the fantasies fall short #ofc dream is completely obvlivious about this because at the moment his major problem is to have an adequate meeting with his aquitaine #denial hob would need a friend to teach him to court properly a man but nobody knows how to court an endless #imagine desire helping hob so his brother finally gets laid #the important part here is dream getting laid in the waking where is not all powerful #hob trying to ask what does dream like but dream likes everything that is not physically possible so they end up not knowing what to do #in the romantic level both hobs dont know how to start being romantic with a friend or if he should be or not #dream signals are confusing af #anyways #both have a happy ending with a happy ever after #denial hob proposes #the other hob gets a proposal #both proposals involve jewellery with a ruby ofc #hob gadling headcanon #hob galding #hob x dream #dreamling #morpheus x hob #morpheus of the endless #dream of the endless #the sandman

[dutybcrne]

There's got to be something said about Kaeya just completely throwing the notion of Crepus' legacy in Diluc's face straight up only because Diluc tried to tell him to drink responsibly.

#☆ ┆ ( .ooc. ); #//Rewatching things and I #//Bruh; that was SO out of pocket and for what. LUC WASN'T EVEN BEING MEAN ABT IT #//Venti's story quest; that's what I'm in particular mulling over rn #//I just find it a little funny #//They had absolutely NO relevance in that quest save to show adults don't have imaginary friends #//And yet Kae just does That. Was it a kneejerk reaction? Tryna rile Luc up on purpose?? WHY he do it??? #//And what gets me more is Luc's reaction to it #//Mans doesn't even get really annoyed or anything; just confused and exasperated #//Like maybe he Does agree; does feel like he did throw away Crepus' legacy in getting rid of those things & their old home #//But unlike Kae; he's not all that hung up abt them; prolly knowing it was good for helping him move on #//He gets a lil huffy when Kae brings up the vase tho gsvhff #//Y'know; the ugly af vase Kae gave him when he brought back his vision in the manhwa? #//That; I find so funny #//So getting accused of faulting Crepus' legacy is whatever; but Kae tryna see if Luc treats him/his gifts as disposable too is a No #//hdbgdjg #//THAT'S where he draws the line??? #//And then Luc has the NERVE to get Annoyed when Kae doesn't wanna stay for dinner in Ballads & Brews; like b r uh #//The fucken communication issues on these two clowns; I swear

[masonsystem]

in 2021, spider-verse producers phil lord and chris miller + director kemps power + writer jeff loveness (bruh 4 people writing one comic? whatever) wrote an 8-page comic for miles morales 10th anniversary! it was featured in Miles Morales: Spider-Man (2019) #30. whats particularly interesting abt this comic is that quite a number of elements in it later made its way to ATSV, or more specifically, miles' introduction in ATSV.

miles hosting a tv show.. (hes hosting SNL in the comic)

miles getting grilled on the internet..

and speculation on miles' ethnicity!

another interesting thing to note is that you can obviously tell that they wrote it with their spider-verse version of miles in mind. the editor's note right before this comic makes it clear that this isnt the same miles morales in the comic book continuity;

and you can also distinguish that by the difference in personalities (namely, this miles morales is a lot dorkier than than his comic counterpart). so... this is kinda like spiderverse miles comic debut! :3

#atsv spoilers #lame af that spiderverse miles didnt Legitimately debut in any comics yet like even insomniac peter is in the spiderverse comics.... #like the spiderverse comic arcs not the film. so confusing #even maguire's and garfield's spidermen had cameos in the comics. blehhhhh let my man IN!!!

[shewantsitall]

Hi my name is Sadie and I got observed today and it was a ✨train wreck✨ for a number of reasons but I learned a lot and didn’t even cry except for just a little ⭐️

#y’all. the critters were coming #my kids knew that the critters were coming #our schedule was messed up #they were so fucking excited about the critters #and I wanted them to do MATH? #wack. #I agree #also. it was hard. they were confused AF. #even with me breaking it down step by step #I gave them 28 unifix cubes to work with in pairs which was a dumbass move without someone watching #even if it was something that they needed to visualize #I was ready. but. it was just a struggle #AND THE MAN WAS ABOUT TO SAY HE WOULD COME BACK #BUT LIKE A SILLY GOOSE I SAID COME ON IN!!! #tf is wrong with me? #anyway I’ll be a mess until Friday love you bye #just my ramblings #teacher sadie

[mafiatsunafish]

Who is Michael Schumacher?

#f1 #my art #formula one #f1blr #f1 fanart #digital fanart #michael schumacher #scuderia ferrari #Ferrari #froza ferrari #keep fighting michael #the man the myth the legend #the GOAT #he is everywhere #and I deadass saw him in my lecture slides #I laughed so hard at this #my lecturer was kinda confused and concerned af #classic f1

[yuzuna123]

i wanna talk about this, look at this guys:

In Tekken 2 it was said that Kazuya invaded Hokkaido, but how could he had done that without an army? You would assume they were the ones he used because they WORKED for the Zaibatsu you know? The Mishima's had a private army. So wouldn't it make much more sense if that group was founded by Heihachi awhile after when he took over the Zaibatsu from Jinpachi? and they were the ones he used after Kazuya took the throne from Heihachi in Tekken 2?.

#tekken #kazuya mishima #jinpachi mishima #heihachi mishima #i dunno man i am confused af #these are a lot of loose ends and plotholes #harada what are you doing!!!

[k1nn0]

I do not care anymore.

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #am I rlly just posting old art that I thought man that’s bad af #and is bad af BUT #but idc I post the bad art if I want #shou suzuki #teruki hanazawa #originally the designs were made by a friend #don’t.talk about the poses to me idc anymore this is from like 2021 god knows when #anyways they besties #I don’t want to colour this it looks bad and confusing

[numbaoneflaya]

See this is the kind of misunderstanding that happens when you only have the one goddamn name in your family. The one name and the one wig

#house of the dragon #hotd #hotd spoilers #when he said aegon gdfgdf.... #alicent was like?? have you MET our son??? #man if theres an afterlife in this universe the targ reunion gonna be confusing af for everyone there #and this one joke< who said that