#cryptid gen z-millenial

[hazyberry]

Ya'll really need to appreciate how gen Z is changing their parent's social media settings and it's literally chilling the adults out.

You are just as programmable as anyone else boomer.

#okay boomet #scp #gen z #cryptid #cryptid speaks #hazyberry #hazyqueues #retrospective #but in retrospect #humor #millenial #newblog #new blog #text post #shitpost #2020 #esc 2020 #tag meme

[meddlingking]

I was born in 2003 what does that make me?

A cryptid. There've been sightings but no one knows if they're real.

#askking me #askking anon #millenials #gen z #cryptid #mothman #everyone born in 2003 is moth man by default

[spaceoutdreamer]

Last week I was in the lab and my coworker apparently decided it was a Taylor Swift kinda day and suddenly hear "I don't know about you !" and I pretty much blacked out while my entire system internally screamed "BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO"

#story time #Can I get a millenial/gen z cryptid in that fucking lab ? #I'm tired of being surrounded by old people #I can't say it outloud because no one would get the reference

[constant-diablerie]

so i’m trying to write an essay for my college app and i’ve never had worse writers’ block. like,, “what are your career goals?” idk man i just want money so i can have a house and food

#micky.html #college #college applications #help me #gen z millenial cryptid #gen z #millenials

[badolmen]

In case you weren’t aware how out of touch boomers are with gen z:

My lil bro has a girlfriend, they’re both in high school. Suddenly before prom she gets really tired and is in a lot of pain (they were thinking arthritis or cancer because of how painful it was) so instead of going to prom my bro and her just chill out at her place and watch movies and eat junk food for the night.

Turns out it was her new anxiety meds she was trying to replace her old ones caused her to have an allergic reaction and my mom was like “Wow, I mean, I’m relieved it wasn’t something worse, but still. Poor T, I can’t believe she has to take anxiety medication.”

And I’m sitting there, thinking about how I just started taking anxiety medication to help me transition to college and I casually mention that most of the girls I knew in high school were on anti anxiety or antidepressants. But my mom.

Her jaw just drops to the floor and she’s like “Wait, really?” And I, the kid who was so stressed out they went bald and got physically ill throughout middle school, is just like ????? Yeah???? I could have probably used meds when I was younger and the only reason I’m using them now is because YOU mentioned it to me when my trich started getting better?????

She was just fucking floored and it was fucking surreal because she got her bachelors in child psychology so I could see the gears in her head turning because she had a hard time processing that.

#ra speaks #personal #gen z #im a gen z cryptid millenial but my lil bro and his gf are solid gen z #anxiety #depression #medication #mom you literally have watched my friends develop EDs and go thru depression you think they just magically got better???? #i mean my meds arent even daily theyre just for anxiety attacks but like. most lf my friends had daily meds to balance.

[wormothy]

Story time

So I saw someone with a bumper sticker in the middle of their trunk that read “legalize marinara” and it was on a marinara jar. And I totally forgot about that meme until that moment at the stop light. I’m so upset I wasn’t able to get to my camera on time (dnd while driving can be a major problem sometimes) it was a golden moment and now I can’t even find a sticker that exists like that?? Like there’s ton with the same phrase but the one ON a jar of marinara. It was too funny. I love internet culture.

#legalize marinara #marinara #food porn #memes #internet culture #meme culture #gen z #milennials #cryptid gen z millenial

[royallyanxious]

Sometimes I imagine myself in like 50 years, when half of my generation knows each other by a name because through out all our lives we are still equally confused, and we watch the news and the presenter is like “ah yes, the people born between 1995-1998, meaning the generation somethingsomething” and this generation looks at each other and we’re like “we’ve been through so many names that at this point we’re just generationless”

We’re all because one day simply can not contain our awesomeness.

#cryptid gen #gen z #millenials #whatever #shrugs #random #personal #not really #vic rambles

[arachnaboy]

Maybe Tom Holland didn't know what yeet meant because it's more of an American meme than a world wide one???

no don’t defend his ignorant ass. I live all the way in the fucking middle east don’t give me that shit

#in the middle east vines are the only way we cope with shit #theres no excuse #for that cryptid 'millenial gen z' #to not know his yeets and naes naes #ok? #still love him tho #but im disappointed

[hurgablurg]

haha wow isnt this CORPORATION so QUiRckY and RelaTablE????

Our SOCIAL MEDIA ANALYSTS found that 2015-era “cryptid poster”-inspired content structured around purposefully threatening but absurd posts in response to innoculous posts proved popular with MILLENIAL AND GEN Z DEMOGRAPHICS

Run forrest! the cgi render is coming to kill you! Like The Freddy Fassbear and Slendered Man!

DENNYs got popular doing it, so we did it too! haha were so different and unique ignore our literal slave labour and the VILLAGERS WE PAY PARAMILITARY GROUPS to RAPE and MURDER so that their empty villages may be bulldozed and replaced with cacao plantations ha is our funny FOCUS-GROUP COORDINATED MEDIA PERSONALITY personable enough to convince you to buy HERSHEY™ branded CHOCOLATE PRODUCT?

PLEASE PURCHASE HERSHEY™ BRANDED CHOCOLATE PRODUCT

#hershey #forrest #cringe #dead memes #overdone jokes #capitalist shills #tw rape #im so fucking tired of corporations

[creek-cryptid-deluxe]

There's something i need to get off my chest, dear followers (and random people & tech savvy cryptids that stumble upon this blog of wonders blindly).

So, I'm about to turn 35 which puts me in the oldest couple years of the notorious & dreaded millenial generation. We are a generation that has watched the rise of the internet & cellphone tech (we got dial up in on our family shared home computer when I was 12 & I got my first cell, a nokia brick, when I was 16 because I had a job & could pay for it). I was 16 when the attack on the twin towers happened. We are a generation that has just accepted that the generations before us ruined things just enough to leave us shafted when it comes to employment, wages, and housing while complaining that we aren't thanking them for giving us the opportunity to be alive. We've come to terms with the fact that it's just how it is. Those are the card we were dealt & we try to work with them to scrape by. Some do better than others, but most of us are & always have lived paycheck to paycheck with considerable debt, constantly terrified of a major unexpected event that could ruin us at any moment.

Some of us are the ones raising gen z (some of the gen xers are, too, but this isn't about them). I personally have a gen z kid, The Spawn, who turns 16 this weekend. Now, being the type of approachable, laid back, open parent I am has afforded me some privileges that other parents might not be so lucky to have. I am introduced to all the friends. They all add me on snap or Instagram, send me memes & funny stuff, and casually talk to me about their lives, problems, thoughts, & views. I'm included in the social circle as an honorary member & they gather at my house regularly & often spur of the moment.

I love this because it gives me an inside look at their thought process, values, attitudes, and code of ethics. I've gotta say, guys, they give me hope for the future. This group of young people is so fascinating, funny, and outright brilliant that I'm 100% sure they will do amazing things, big things, as adults.

Because they've had easy, fast internet access from the start & most have had it in the palm of their hand since middle school (11 yrs old) if not earlier, they've had constant access to all that it offers, including information. They are always up on current events, news, & issues society is facing. They feel very strongly about things.

This generation is kind, compassionate, empathetic, and has a strong sense of social justice. They won't bully someone having a panic attack or going through a depressive episode, chosing instead to go out of their way to try to help them through it. I can't tell you the number of times middle school aged The Spawn popped into my room when her phone curfew was approaching to ask for an extension because a friend was considering self harm & she wanted to keep talking to them to make sure they stayed safe. They help each other, even when they don't know each other well. (Obviously there are exceptions to this, and everything I've said/am saying here but this is my overall generalized view of these kids based on my experiences interacting/observing them at home, online, & in public.)

But they are also witty, funny, & surprisingly nihilistic. They are all convinced that the world as we know it, humanity, will end in their lifetime so... fuck it. If they feel someone is doing harm or has wronged society, they seek justice but in a way that amuses them. At least half of what these kids do is for their amusement. For the LOLs. The best example I can think of currently that is widely known is the incident recently where a bunch of teens got together & obtained thousands of tickets for a Trump rally in Oklahoma. They knew he wouldn't be able to resist bragging about the projected attendance numbers based on tickets given out/sold. They also knew he would be a laughingstock when a significantly smaller number of people turned up. So they said "Fuck it. This will be hilarious & he has ruined our country."

And they were right. He bragged about the 100k+ tickets distributed for the rally. A little over 6k people actually attended. It was shared across the internet.

Multiple groups of these kids in my area coordinated corona relief efforts, mask creation & donation, food & supply drives, peaceful marches for BLM (just as they did for gay rights prior to Texas' legalization of gay marriage). I overheard them on a group call talking about using their fresh driver's licenses to help people get out to polling stations to vote out here in November. The Spawn & her friends have discussed accessibility issues for those this disabilities multiple times.

The kids aren't content to do what my generation has done & just accept how things are & manage. They want change and they are already willing (& attempting) to do something about it before they've even reached adulthood because they are already so aware of the issues within our society & our government.

So, in summary, I have hope for the future because gen z is full of kind, compassionate, empathetic, socially conscious, driven, brilliant, tech savvy kids who dole out their own form of very entertaining justice and don't give a single fuck if they piss of the people they feel have wronged them, or their community as a whole.

I couldn't be more proud of them or more hopeful for the future.

#gen z culture #gen z things #proudmom #disabilties #disabled #disability #disabled life #ehlers danlos syndrome

[asexualbuthorny]

Can otome game makers make a game where the MC is the vampire/demon/eldritch abomination/whatever and the boys/girls/whoever are the weak humans who have to deal with the MC being so much more powerful than them. Or at least make a game where the MC absolutely does NOT take anyones shit and doesn't care that the character can and will kill them I mean most of your players are millenials/gen z we want death. God could come down to smite us and we would fist fight him we ARE NOT AFRAID OF SOME PRETTY BOY DEMONS/VAMPIRES FUCK WE WANT TO DIDDLE REAL LIFE CRYPTIDS THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS MAKE YOUR "MONSTER BOYS" LOOK AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT NON HUMAN HORNS/TAILS/WINGS/FANGS ON AN OTHEWISE HUMAN CHARACTER DOES NOT MAKE THEM ANY GOOD. I AM TIRED OF THESE WEAK ASS MC'S AND DISRESPECTFUL ASS WHITE BOYS WHO THINK THEY HOT SHIT BECAUSE THEY'RE "DEMONS" OR "VAMPIRES" OR "COULD KILL ME EASILY" I'M TIRED I'M TIRED FUCK YOU

#I'm tired #otome fandom #MC #it speaks #otome game

[someoneintheshadow456]

Shrodinger’s gen z

Cryptid Gen

Schrodingers Millenial

Millenium Z

Zilennial 

Generation K

[musicalmarauder]

Who in the heckie thinks gen z goes back as far as 94. And who in their absolute right mind thinks millennials go as late as 2003. This "cryptid" time range just keeps getting wider and wider.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE PART OF THAT WEIRD CRYPTID TIME FROM 1980-2015 WHERE NOBODY KNOWS IF YOU'RE A MILLENIAL OR GEN Z!

#like why has it grown from a 3-4 year gap to now ten years that y'all are tryna claim???? #the weird gap is like 96-99 #calm down #everybody is not a gap child #considering the generations are like 20 years total #maybe 10 whole ass years aka half a generation #should not be the range of not knowing where you go

[magicalzombiegirl]

So im born in 1995 and apparently that makes me a cryptid who's on the edge of both millenial and gen Z. So that means when people get tired of shitting on millenials and move to blaming gen Z for everything I'll get a fresh wave of crap.

Yup, same here. Definitely not looking forward to that… but also the people doing the blaming are getting older, so maybe the majority of them will die out or become too old to care any more by that time

#I meN people will still complain #but at that point it’ll probably be more so millennials and people who sympathisers in power so #since they understand maybe it won’t be as bad #or maybe the blame will finally shift back on the people to actually blame #anon

[constant-diablerie]

anybody else remember iDogs or did i dream those up?

#iDog #micky.html #millenials #gen z #gen z millenial cryptid #what