Wow, who on their 2020 bingo had Elon Musk killing Andrew Tate at his own murder party and then accidentally burning down his private island home while he had the Mona Lisa inside.
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donuts with no holes... onions made of glass.... this is the worst lunch of my life
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Benoit Blanc is everything Sherlock fans want Sherlock Holmes to be
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My favourite one of his looks
I want his wardrobe
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Ya'll if I wrote some shit about chubby benoit blanc would you guys read it? Or am I like the only one being into this? Also I'm thinking of adding a second blog for poems and shit but I'm not sure yet.
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When you’ve been simping for Benoit Blanc and find out he’s gay😢
Now I’ve crushed on 4 gay guys (irl) and 1.5 fictional gay guys. Excuse me while I go just hide in the corner bye 👋
Ps: I’m not mad he’s gay(or any of the real ones were gay) I’m mad my gaydar doesn’t work.
Interview confirming his gayness: https://youtu.be/GtYdY12Fq6c?feature=shared
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Unpopular opinion I do not care about Benoit Blanc’a husband. I am his husband.
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Blanc and Columbo do indeed share the same brain cell and I live for it
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GUYS! HERE ME OUT!!!
New muppet's film, but it's Detective Blanc solving a muppet murder mystery!!!!
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watched glass onion last night, don’t wanna say much because anything i say may spoil it. however, i will say that it was the best movie i’ve seen all year, and the fact that they were still able to add the amazing plot twists the same way they did knives out is amazing. i love both of the movies so much, best murder mysteries ever.
1000/10
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I’ve just gotta say, Glass Onion
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Blanc may not be the gay detective we expected, but he is the gay detective we needed.
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