#dilf lmao

[natism]

honestly iconic

#james hetfield #dilf lmao #metallica #hetfield #jaymz

[ihavesomejays]

shh...

when i saw the drip marketing i stopped and had to take a breath because GOD. i'd call her daddy ANY day of the week (sorry if you had to read that)

closeups below keep reading

#artwork #digital art #doodle #art #rkgkillust #illustration #rkgk #genshin #genshin fanart #genshin impact art #arlecchino #genshin arlecchino #fontaine #lyney and lynette #genshin lyney #genshin lynette #okay but does arlecchino count as a dilf then #thought of that undercooked dilf meme #anyways the drip marketing had me on my KNEES GASPING #it may be samover but it's arlecchinON #idk why but this looked a lot better when it wasn't on my computer #looks kinda fried now #well ig it is what it is #still testing out those gouache brushes if you couldn't tell #i like the texture of the brush because it really does look like gouache #unfortunately like gouache it is also almost impossible to undo small mistakes LMAO you just have to paint that area all over again

[natelia-aldelliz]

Soap & Gaz : =(

Ghost : What's going on with you two?

Gaz : Old people flirting =( it's like my divorced dad flirting with his new girlfriend in front of me all over again

Ghost : What happened?

Gaz : Well he and my mom got a divorce, which was for the best honestly, and then he got himself a girlfriend that was closer in age to me than him and -

Ghost : I don't give a shit about your parents Garrick, what happened right now.

Gaz : Oh =(

Soap : Nikolai was teaching us insults in russian, and Price told him he had a dirty mouth and Nik just smiled at him, y'know, like a smirk, and Price smiled back, ewwww

Ghost : Wait, you think Price flirting with his... friend is gross because they're old? You do know I'm not that much younger than Price, right?

Soap : Yeah, but you're not flirting with anyone, so it's okay =)

Ghost :

Gaz :

Soap : =) ?

Gaz : I can't believe you just said that. With your full chest too...

#cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #captain john price #i just found out that price's name is jonathan?? i thought it was a joke not canon lmao #cod nikolai #ghostsoap #soapghost #does pricexnikolai have a name? #based on a thirty seconds search through tumblr it appears to be nikprice #and i was so happy that for once i shipped a main ship and not a rare ship lmao rip me #the dilfs got me #anyway i was realising that price is also fucking massive like next to ghost it doesn't show or even gaz who's pretty tall as well #but next to other people wow he's tall #soap isn't as tall but what he doesn't have in height he has in shoulders so it's not that obvious that he's smol #anyway #soap instantly notices people flirting with other people like he'd met ale and rudy for five minutes and already knew #that doesn't apply to himself tho because he doesn't think anyone could love him and thinks they just want sex #and he ignores it coming from ghost because he couldn't deal with just sex from him so he'd rather not see anything at all =) #and gaz is tired of him and ghost thinks soap knows and is rejecting him and gaz is tired of him too #and now he's also tired of price because how dare he flirt in front of his salad like that

[clownsuu]

OH NO HOME IS A DILF 😳

I think he’s more legally considered a Gilf KDHHDHDH

#Though I guess dilf works too since he’s considered a dadpa LMAO #Old man content at its finest JDHHDHD #Wholesome old man #Will threaten you with love- care- cuddles- soup- literally anything a wholesome grandpap would do- #If you really wanna spice it up some could even consider him malewife material LMAOO #Yes he does the cooking yes he does the cleaning #Pulls a howdy where he’d spawn multiple limbs to use them all for chores #It’s just him and Wally after all- and he doesn’t want his son stressing out smhhhh

[keirawantstocry]

that one time tubbo called pac a dilf 😵‍💫

okay wait…

young teacher tubbo and dilf pac comes to collect his son from class…..tubbos got such a crush on him and maybe he asks pac to stay back to talk about richas’s behaviour but it turns into something else….

you've come to the right person (guy who is obsessed with pacbo)

Tubbo wasn't quite sure how he ended up with this job. He had never in any of his years considered being a teacher of any sort. But after he adopted his daughter, he needed a second job. Mechanics weren't paying him enough. Luckily there was a daycare nearby that was hiring. It was a more difficult process than he had expected, much like the adoption. But he got it. 

His daughter stayed with her “other father”. Tom's name was always said in a sigh like that. They were young and stupid and drunk and Tubbo didn't know what he was doing when he signed the stupid paper that Tommy had slid him across the dirty bar table. 

Tommy, and unfortunately Molly, found it hilarious. They both insisted on watching Sunny while he was at work. Thankfully Sunny loved them. Tommy would do her hair in braids. It was something they did when they were younger. Tubbo remembered sitting in fields with Tommy's older cousin braiding his long hair. 

As soon as Tommy saw Sunny's thick 3C curls, he stayed up two nights in a row researching and watching video after video of how to do cornrows and other braids in her hair. 

Molly often sent him videos while he was at work on Sunny prattling on while Tommy listened intently, braiding her hair as best he could. As much as Tubbo joked about divorce and threatened, he was glad to have two people he loved watching his child and caring for them so well. 

He closed his laptop with a sigh, rubbing his eyes. He was the last one there, his co worker had to leave because she had to pick up her own child but they needed someone to watch the singular child whose parents were incredibly late. 

Opening his eyes, Tubbo stared down the young boy in front of him. 

He was a Latino boy, probably around 7 or 8 with an oversized yellow jersey that he wore every single day. He was staring at Tubbo with large brown eyes. It was almost unnerving but he was a cute, decently well mannered child. 

Tubbo remembered the day he joined the daycare. A man with shoulder length brown hair and a singular white streak through it brought him in and explained how the boy had been born without part of his leg but was still very capable of movement with the prosthetic his Pai had made him. 

The owner of the daycare had nodded, assuring the man over and over that his child would be well cared for and that they would make sure the other children didn't say anything nasty as children tended to do. 

Richas, Tubbo remembered, as he continued to stare down the boy. His name was Richas. 

“Hello,” he said. 

The boy grinned. “Ola!” 

Tubbo laughed at his enthusiasm before picking up his phone to attempt to call the boy's parents once again. It rang and rang, like it had three times before click. 

“Holy shit, we are so sorry. Our schedule got all mixed up and we didn't know who was supposed to pick him up today. Fuck!” 

“Hey, hey,” Tubbo said calmly. “It's okay. I'm here with him. Get here whenever you can.” 

The voice on the phone that Tubbo didn't recognize took a few deep breaths. “Sim, sim, of course. Peqi is on his way already. He should be there any minute.” 

Tubbo smiled at Richas who bounced up and down excitedly, trying to climb up the front of the desk to reach the phone. “Sounds good, Mr…?” 

The voice laughed. “Just call me Mike yeah?” 

Richas made the saddest noise possible and Tubbo's heart melted. “Wait, before you go, I think he wants to talk to you.” 

He removed the phone from the side of his ear and carefully handed it to the boy who cradled it with both hands and held it up to his mouth. “OI, PAI.” 

Mike's voice came through quietly. “Oi, Richas. Você está sendo bom?” 

“Sim, sim,” the boy sang happily. “Eu sou bom.” 

“Bom menino. Pai Pac will be there soon okay?” 

“Okay, okay.” 

“Eu te amo.” 

“Eu também te amo.” 

The phone clicked, ending the call and Richas handed it back to Tubbo with a smile. Not even five seconds after the phone was back in his hand, the door slammed open. Standing in the now open doorway was a frazzled and incredibly attractive man. 

Richas ran over, bounding easily into his arms. 

“Richarlyson!” the man cooed, swinging him back and forth in his arms. He met Tubbo's eyes over his son's head. ‘Thank you’ he mouthed. 

Tubbo was almost too stunned to nod but he managed to as Richas's father slowly lowered him to the ground to step over to Tubbo. 

“I have to sign him out, yes?” 

Tubbo nodded, still speechless. He cleared his throat and slid the sign-out sheet across the desk. “Yeah, uh, yeah.” 

The man, Pac, from the signs of his scribbled signature, smiled blindingly at him, his son clinging to his leg. 

Tubbo noticed at that moment that Pac had a near identical prosthetic to his son. “You match,” he said before mentally slapping himself. You don't just fucking point out a man's prosthetic, no fucking wonder you're still married to Tommy. 

But Pac just laughed softly. “We do,” he said softly, rubbing the top of Richas's head. “He is very clearly my son.” 

“Are you his biological father?” Tubbo asked. Holy fucking shit, shut up you fucking idiot. He is so tired of you already, why are you asking so many questions? 

Pac just laughed softly again and the twist in Tubbo's chest felt like falling off a cliff. “Sim, yes, I am. I was the one who gave birth to him.” 

Tubbo stopped himself from asking any questions about that. He knew better than that at least. “That's really cool.” He tried a smile and felt so awkward. 

“Thank you,” Pac said. “And thank you for watching him past time. I know you probably have places to be.” 

Tubbo brushed him off with a wave of his hand. “Oh don't worry about it. My daughter is more than happy to spend more of their time with her ‘other father’.” Out of instinct, he raised his hands and made quotation marks with his hands. 

Pac raised an eyebrow curiously. 

Tubbo flushed. “A, uh, friend of mine. We got drunk married and now my daughter considers him her other father.”

Pac laughed. “No spouse of your own then? One that you're in love with anyway?” 

Tubbo flushed darker. “Ah, no. Just my husband and his girlfriend.” 

“Mmm,” Pac said, leaning over on the desk. “Good to know.” 

Tubbo froze in his spot as Pac's eyes, big and brown just like his son's, stared into his soul. He gulped before clearing his throat. “Yeah, uhmm, yeah.” The heat of his face was nearly unbearable. 

Richas gently smacked his dad on the leg. “Oi, stop that.” 

Pac leaned back, holding his hands up with an innocent expression. “What?? What?” 

The little boy glared at him with no heat. “Pai Mike told you to stop that.” 

“Well, Mikey isn't here right now is he? And he also has no control over my life.” Pac turned back to Tubbo and grabbed the pen again. He motioned towards Tubbo's arm which he held out willingly. 

Quickly the man scribbled a number onto his arm, his grip strong and warm. Tubbo felt dizzy. 

Pac dropped the pen with a smile and a wink before grabbing his son's hand. “Call me yeah?” 

Tubbo stared in disbelief, red as a beet. “...yeah,” he said softly as Pav happily bounded out the door, his son berating him in Portuguese. 

“Tommy,” he said softly when he got home, holding up his arm. “I think I got hit on.”

#pacbo #qsmp shipping #my writing #fanfiction #q!tubbo #q!pac #q!sunnysideup #q!tommy #molly is also there #q!mike #and also cellbit is mentioned but not by name #i started writing and then i couldn't stop so here's this LMAO #dilf!pac au

[s3xiel4ss]

My Daddy

Pairing: Sully Family x Sully!Reader, Jake Sully x Daughter!Reader

Requested: no

Summary: After a run in with Avatar’s, your dad says somethings he probably shouldn’t have said and you respond to those things in an unhealthy way

Warnings: Knife mention, talks about slitting throat, 

NOT PROOFREAD

A/N: it was so hard not putting “y’all”. Also tell me why i got butterflies making Jake say “babygirl”/srs.

NOT PROOFREAD, NOT MY GIF CREDS TO WHO MADE IT

You had to be the parent when Neteyam or your parents weren’t there. So when Lo’ak runs off with most the family, you’re the one responsible for anything that happens. So despite you’re protests you have to follow everyone, everyone being: Lo’ak, Kiri, Spider, and of course, Tuk. You had Tuk stay closest with you practically the whole time. 

“Bro,” Spider said, “It’s the place where my dad and your dad fought” while they all ran over there.

“No, don’t go ove-” you were cut off by female and male voices from around. 

They were walking up to the tiny building, they looked like Omaticaya, but they were in full camo. 

“Lo’ak contact dad” you said, “Everyone else, Don’t. Move.” 

Lo’ak nodded then after he finished speaking he told us dad said to get out of there. 

So we started going back the way we came. 

“Mom and Dad are going to kill you when we go back you know that right?” Kiri said while we walked. 

“Kiri, not now” you replied Sternly. 

“Guys come on it’s almost Eclipse!” Tuk exclaimed while going far ahead, too far ahead. 

A high-pitched scream is all that's heard before your senses kick back in, those avatar were holding you all. 

You gave the guy with a buzz cut and camo a dirty stare, you knew he was Quaritch. The way he smirked, remembering how your dad described his looks, he was identical. He was just your race now, or at least looked the part. 

He looked at you than your hands. He said with a horrific smirk, “You’re one of his aren’t ya?” 

He then demanded you all to show your hands while each Avatar was holding all of you tight. When he went to Lo’ak and demanded him, you prayed to Eywa he wouldn’t do anything remotely stupid, but of course he did. He flipped the Avatar off. 

“You’re definitely one of his” he mumbled with an annoying chuckle. 

He goes over to Spider, the one that looked human. They had a conversation but you could not concentrate on it. You instead multi-tasked. 

You prayed to Eywa your parents were here and that everyone would get out of here safely, and you watched your siblings. Their body language, what they were saying or doing. Tuk was terrified and upset, most definitely tired as well. Kiri had her eyes closed whispering something, guessing she was praying to Eywa as well. While Lo’ak was giving the Avatar on him absolute attitude, which if your parents didn’t come in that moment you’re sure he would’ve had his throat slit. 

-------

Once you all got “home”, you were prepared to get yelled at. 

Tuk still terrified, walked with your mother to go to sleep. You and Lo’ak standing there ready for your dad to scream at you two. He decided to let Kiri off the hook, knowing she wouldn't have ‘wanted’ to do this, also knowing about what happened to Spider.

“What were you two thinking?! You know that the old battlegrounds are specifically off limit for a reason! Not only that but you brought Tuk?!” He screeched at the both of you. 

“Sir, I take full responsibility of what happened. It was irresponsible of me to do so.” you calmly responded. 

“Yes! It is most of your fault what happened out there! it is your responsibility to watch your younger siblings when no one else is there! Not only that but allowing them to bring Tuk as well?! As well as your siblings put under a knife under your watch?! I’m disappointed in you Y/n. You’re grounded from flying for three months. Go to bed” He yelled at you. 

You headed to bed, repeating what he said in your mind, during this though you heard less angry muffled yelling at Lo’ak. You fell asleep repeating what he said in your mind over and over. 

------- 

In the morning you didn’t remember everything he said. The only thing repeating was “I’m disappointed in you”. You couldn’t get it out of your head. You know what you did was wrong, but you’re father has never said that to you before. It made you feel horrible. You weren’t hungry in the morning. You didn’t sit at the table, not wanting to face your dad again after the events of last night. 

You were lying in bed when you heard footsteps.

 “Go away, I want to be alone.” you groaned.

“Sister, you did the best you could at protecting them. Kiri told me the full story” He calmy told you. 

You turned to face him, tears welling in your eyes. 

“Neteyam, I put my siblings, Tuk especially, at risk! It is my fault they were held under a blade.” You replied with a shaky voice, “Could you please leave me brother..? I would like to be alone”

And he did just that. A couple hours later, you heard footsteps again.

“Neteyam. I still would like to be left alone.” You said slightly annoyed.

“Will you talk to me, baby girl?” Jake responded. 

Your eyes widened, before turning over to your dad, you wiped your leaked tears from your face. You then face your father. 

He takes that as an invitation to come over, “You wanna talk?” 

Your eyes start to well again. “I’m sorry that I’m such a disappointment to you dad” you say apologetically to him. Your tears starting to escape you. 

“oh baby girl, no your not a disappointment. Yesterday, I had some said things I probably shouldn’t have to you and your brother. I was just scared and angry and took out on you.” He explained, “I could never be disappointed in you baby.”

“I love you daddy” you said while hugging him. 

He hugged you back,  “I love you too sweetheart, now come on let’s get you something to eat”. 

#sully! daughter #im finally feeding y'all #jake sully x daughter!reader #this story got changed so many damn times lmao #jake sully is such a dilf. #neteyam x twin!reader #btw reader is neteyams younger twin. Prolly by like a day but thats why "younger older sibling: #im such an idiot genius #dilf jake sully #didn't even use the queue either

[crimsonbubble]

i ♡ fictional older men

#im going fucking crazy rn #im thinkin about toji/gallagher/leon kennedy/higuruma and many others i dont have the space to name #i literally have a list of all my crushes both past and present 💀💀💀 #I FORGOT ABOUT MK11 DILF JOHNNY IM AN IDIOT #lmk if yall wanna see it lmao #bubbly speaks <3 #jujutsu kaisen #honkai star rail #resident evil #jjk smut #hsr smut #resident evil smut #mortal kombat smut #mk smut

[jakexneytiri]

i am fucking giggling at what i wrote in my sleep-deprived state last night.

“jesus, baby. you keep squeezin’ me like that and i might just send you back to that loser with my load inside ’ya.”

#is it too much for jake?? 😭😭 #i can’t tell LMAO #dilf jake sully #dilf! jake sully #dilf!jake sully #dilf!jake best jake #daddy jake sully #silly daddy pookie

[quarks-pussy]

Dilf Worf fucking people up. The fucking "not just another electronic system/biological organism" lines. Durango. Cat dad Data. Brent Spiner in 25 different little outfits. Riker's slutty shirt. Durango. Brent Spiner in a dress! Worf dad #wholesome times.

Fistful of Datas truly out there giving the gays everything we want.

#i said i was gonna watch it... well i have!! #also i love alexander?? i've not watched linearly so this was my first time meeting him he's so adorable #a fistful of datas #star trek the next generation #brent spiner #DURANGO #dilf worf #daforge #etc etc i'm not tagging all that #tng #like i know it's still somewhat standard fare for star trek #but i think deja q has some serious competition as my favourite episode lmao #original posts fresh from quark's pussy

[tomwambsgays]

ah yes, my comfort characters: middle-aged men with their marriages hanging by a thread

#lawrence gordon #tom wambsgans #bill tench #saw #succession #mindhunter #my art #uhhhhh this is so self indulgent LMAO sorry its a twitter drawing challenge #they're on their way to a marriage counselor #but larry needs to be dropped off to the emergency room #DILF city over here #another thing they have in common is they met a dark haired twink that will change the trajectory of their lives

[rskacreates]

POV | happy ending- Dude I’m so tired bruh- Just take it LMAO

#star wars #star wars fanart #luke skywalker #leia organa #anakin skywalker #anakin fanart #luke skywalker fanart #leia organa fanart #star wars concept art #Star Wars illustration #digital art #star wars au #I made Anakin a Dilf you’re welcome LMAOOO #they don’t have daddy issues no more #especially Luke #LMAO

[ultrabananapudding]

HoA gang | "What's your type ?"

Bonus greetings:

Happy New Year 🎊 新年快乐 🎊 Gott Nytt År

#If I didn't make it clear enough Jason's type happens to be DILFs #Too bad he happens to cross Dars path and they start off the worst situationship lmao #Also Jason and Nick have matching Christmas Bucket hat and cap #Zain has a personal vendetta against this random American who is crushing on his baba too #art #my art #hoa #jalim #comic #chibis #traditional art #house of ashes #dark pictures anthology #dark pictures house of ashes #zain othman #nick kay #rachel king #eric king #clarice stokes #clarachel #kingkay #hoa gang #Happy new year yall!!!! 🎊🎊

[keirawantstocry]

maybe expanding on the pacbo teacher au, they go on a date and tubbo goes back to pacs house, only to find fit there,

(open relationship)

(does this make sense)

everything makes sense always

Tubbo carefully adjusted the collar of his shirt. “I don't know, Sunny, this feels like too much.” 

The little girl stared at him with narrowed eyes. “It’s good,” she signed simply. 

From behind her, Molly laughed. “You look good! The blue makes your eyes pop.” 

Tubbo side eyed her while Sunny nodded enthusiastically. “He’s gonna think I’m trying too hard and make up an excuse to leave immediately to date some hot man who’s closer to his age.” 

Tommy huffed, not even looking up from the book in his hands. One of Sunny's picture books. Tubbo shook his head. 

“Are you reading a children's book right now?” 

“Yes,” Tommy said, still not looking up. “It's fascinating. Mr. Wiggles is about to venture out to find his long lost brother.” 

Tubbo glanced at Molly who looked amused. “What?” she said. “Mr. Wiggles is very important.” 

Tubbo rolled his eyes. “Can we focus on the date I have soon please?” 

As if hearing his words, the doorbell rang. 

Tubbo froze. “Shit!” 

Tommy jumped up, throwing the book. “I'll get it!” 

Before either Tubbo or Molly could stop him, he was running out of the room to open the front door. “Hello!” came his bellowing voice from the other room. 

A much quieter amused voice spoke back. “Well, hello.” 

Tubbo adjusted his shirt once more before following behind Tommy. Pac was standing one foot inside the house. His face lit up with a smile when he spotted Tubbo. 

“Oi!” he called out, sliding past Tommy to throw his arms around Tubbo. His grip was strong and Tubbo leaned into the hug while his head spun. 

“Hey.” 

Pac pulled back, his hands still firmly on Tubbo's shoulder as his eyes dipped down his body. “You look good,” he said in a low tone. “Really good.” 

Tubbo flushed. “Thank you.” 

There was a hand pulling on the back of Tubbo's jeans. He turned half around to see Sunny's little face peering up at him. 

Pac let out a gasp as he kneeled down to her level. “Well hello there.” 

Sunny waved at him, with a hesitant look on her face. “Do you like my dad?” she signed. 

Pac laughed and it sounded beautiful. “I do. Is that alright with you?” 

Sunny hesitated as tension grew in Tubbo's body. Finally they nodded. “Just be careful with him,” they signed. “He's sensitive.” 

“Hey!” Tubbo protested while Pac laughed again. 

“I will be very careful with him. I promise.” 

Sunny nodded sternly. “Good.” 

The date was… well to be honest it was amazing. Pac was fascinating and the conversation flowed so easily between them. Every moment not spent eating delicious and incredibly expensive food was spent laughing and gently poking at each other from across the table. 

He wasn't sure exactly how but one moment Tubbo knew he was saying he had to get home and the next he was agreeing to go home with Pac. Persuasive man, he thought blearily, half drunk. 

Pac's house was large. Tubbo knew it was going to be considering how many co-parents Pac had explained lived in the house and helped take care of Richarylson. There standing in the kitchen when they walked in was a white guy. 

Tubbo hesitated in the threshold of the kitchen and living room. “Hi?” 

“Hi,” the man said. 

He was big. Alarmingly muscled arms and a sizable chest. It was only not intimidating due to the soft smile on his face directed at Pac. “Hi. Did you guys have fun?” 

Pac smiled and slipped past Tubbo to kiss the man on the cheek. Tubbo's eyes nearly bulged out of his head. “So much,” Pac promised before turning back to Tubbo. “Tubbo, this is Fit. My boyfriend.” 

“Your… boyfriend…” Tubbo said slowly. What the hell. “I'm a bit confused to be honest.” 

Pac quirked his head to the side. “I'm poly. I'm sorry did I not mention that?” 

“You uh didn't.” Tubbo said. But to his surprise he was chill with it. “But I mean,” he said with a laugh. “I do live with my husband and his girlfriend so I can't say much can I?” 

Pac's boyfriend laughed loudly, voice echoing in the kitchen. “Oh, Pac was right, you are funny.” 

Tubbo flushed. “You told him about me?” 

Pac nodded earnestly. “Sim.” 

Tubbo opened his mouth before closing it. “Uh. I should probably get home.” 

Pac pouted. “Do you have to? We can watch a movie. Fit can make us some popcorn or a snack.” 

Tubbo hesitated. That did sound really nice. “Are you sure?” he asked. “I've used up a lot of your time already.” 

“Nonsense,” Pac insisted. “Stay. I want you too.” 

And who could say no to that face. Tubbo gave in. “Okay, movie and snacks with your boyfriend it is.” 

#pacbo #qsmp #my writing #fanfiction #poly morning crew #q!tubbo #q!pac #q!fit #qsmp shipping #dilf!pac au #my arm feels tingly btw #fun fact for you #since i like to put little comments at the ends of the tags lmao

[internetbanality]

December sketch of Dmytro Osharov done by the amazing @johannathemad!! I figured we have Joe in a Santa hat so we should have Dmytro as well! The turtle neck, the blushing, the fact that you can just see where his eyebrow scar is... what's not to love??

#Dmytro Osharov #Fence comic #art #JohannatheMad #apparently I saved the sketch of Joe as 'dilf Joe' lmao #no memory of doing that

[redheadrae]

Instead of parting ways after the Black Sapphire, V extends an invite.

#cyberpunk 2077 #virtual photography #solomon reed #oc: vasilika #phantom liberty #let me be clear i’m well aware that this is well out of character for him lmao but #i'm not immune to dilfs either lets be real

[truetogaia]

LOL im back I suck at taking breaks but anyway

BEEN WORKING ON SOME DILF JAKE MORNING FLUFFY SMUT ARGH IM SO EXCITED TO POST IT

look at my lil pookie hes so adorable and beautiful and handsome and amazing and bf and husband and

#MUAHAHA #help im flopping so hard #LMAO #OH WELL #IM STILL GONNA WRITE IT MIHIHI #jake sully smut #dilf jake sully