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paradimeart · 22 days

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Would kup have gotten roped into having to watch one of the little orbbies? Like little rodimus? Or did he just get to sit back and laugh at ratchet and his rambunctious little guy.

ratchets on standby for training accidents (part of his agreement to be allowed to stay with omega) so he's met orbimus once or twice but has no idea what he's looking at. ratchet would rather explode than let anyone else alone with that thang

even before the war it wasn't really very common knowledge what protoforms actually looked like since they were so heavily guarded. and they still are. so no kup wouldn't babysit

#my art #orbabies #divorce baby au #kup tfa #ratchet tfa #dont think the orbs are worth tagging #transformers animated #trying to make clear No One Understands what a baby is. the cyberninjas barely understand #and theyre the ones who have to look after them. lol.#i need like. a way to explain this isn't #a 'everyone has a funny little child thing' au. its mainly canon compliant there'es just little guys here in the background.#the divorcebabyau and its derivatives nowithstanding #like. if you had never seen a human fetus before and had no idea what it looked like. would you be able to guess that its the same species #as you. probably not. That's whats going on for these guys

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theriverbeyond · 1 year

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Just woke up and idk what divorce au is but the idea of the lyctors raising gideon is so funny and so horrifying. Anyways who puts gideon on a leash at the mall and who just lets her run loose like “she’ll come back when she’s ready”

Mercymorn insists she wear a leash at the mall but refuses to actually hold the other end of it ("infant cooties"). Augustine is like "eh, she'll come back when she's ready" but assumes Mercymorn is watching her. cue baby Gideon wandering around the mall alone with a leash getting stuck on door handles and tripping random passersby while Augustine and Mercymorn have another divorce outside the Lady Footlocker

#g1deon is at work and cytherea is taking a sick day so augustine and mercy are on their own (john is busy)#(playing video games in the basement)#ask #cosmictiddies #divorce baby AU

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harunayuuka2060 · 3 months

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MC's brother: Peek-a-boo!

Baby Liora: *giggles*

MC's brother: Omg! He definitely likes me!

MC's brother: Because of that, here's a gift for you~.

MC's father: What is he going to do with your photo?

MC's brother: Father, this face of mine can ward off evil spirits. Duh~. 🙄

MC's brother: This will work as a protective charm for him. 😌

MC's father: Evil spirits are not scared of your face. They are just annoyed.

MC's brother: Father, you're such a hater. 😒

Falena and his wife: *chuckles*

Falena: Your father and your brother are fascinating to be around, MC.

MC: ...

MC: At times, yes.

Leona: Though the sister is a different case. Tch. Good she didn't tag along this time.

MC's brother: *heard him* Well, she said she needed to do something and it was unfortunate that she wouldn't be able to play with her nephew.

MC's brother: Like I'm going to believe that.

MC's father: Still, you need to be nice to your sister.

MC's brother: Being nice goes both ways. She was never nice. Why would I be nice to her?

MC's father: You should at least pretend to be considerate. Unlike you and MC, she didn't get the chance to meet her mother.

MC's brother: What the heck? MC didn't get to meet theirs too and you never tried to be considerate of them. What's that? Favoritism?

Falena and his wife: ...

MC and Leona: ...

MC's father: ...

MC's father: I am so sorry. My son doesn't know how to control his mouth sometimes.

MC: ...

MC: Playtime's over. I'm bringing Liora back to our room.

MC: *their brother handed Liora to them*

MC's brother: Bye-bye, Liora! See you next time?

Baby Liora: *lets out a cute smile*

MC: ...

MC's brother: Sorry.

MC: It's fine. We can't really do anything about your talkativeness.

Leona: ...

Leona: You never got the chance to meet your mother?

MC: I was entrusted to her loyal servant.

MC: And the nanny would show her portrait to me from time to time.

Leona: ...

Leona: I see.

MC: ...

MC: Is there something more you would like to ask?

Leona: Do you know where your mother is?

MC: She must be living somewhere in Briar Valley.

Leona: Hm. Do you want to visit her? We can go there and spend a few week's vacation.

MC: There's no need when I feel no attachment to her.

Leona: Okay. If you say so.

MC: *watching Liora sleeping in his crib*

MC's mother: Oh dear... How beautiful you are...

MC's mother: I wish Mama could watch you grow.

*Her kissing their forehead.*

MC's mother: I love you.

MC: Even if you had disappointed me the day you were born,

MC: I promise to never leave you, Liora.

Baby Liora: *smiling in his sleep*

Leona: *who is listening behind the door*

Leona: ...

A servant: My lady, I have refilled your honey glass jar.

MC's sister: Alright. You may go now.

*The servant bowed and left.*

MC's former attendant: My lady, have you been craving honey again?

MC's sister: Yes. I could never live a life without honey. To be honest, I'm planning to share it with MC the next time we visit to the Royal Palace.

MC's sister: I'm sure they're going to like it.

#twisted wonderland #twst mc #twst leona #twst falena #twst baby liora #twst divorced au

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nocofamilyau · 4 months

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welllll... (alcoholism warning under the cut)

someone ain't doing so well after the divorce.. (1/24)

#fuck yea arc time baby its been ages #I mean given how noah behaved after emma broke up with him for that one episode how the hell would you think he'd take divorce #total drama #noco family au #total drama noah #total drama cody #total drama noco #noco lore #also so sorry to these guys asking this who've been waiting for god knows how long but hopefully this makes up for it

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cloned-eyes · 7 months

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:D seratonin

#the bad batch #tbb crosshair #star wars #ct 9904 #star wars fanart #clone force 99 #the bad batch fanart #eyesdraws #tbb omega #modern au #in which Hunter is a divorced single dad and gets his brothers to help him raise a child #honestly just craving soft crosshair and baby omega #like ahhhhhhh my heart #ugly crying #this is so soft #also made his tighs kinda thicc on accident

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andorerso · 1 month

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WIP Something

Jyn lets out a derisive huff, but she can’t really argue that point. “Oh yeah, you made a woman come. Congratulations. Do you want a cookie?”

Sure, she’s had partners who couldn’t find the clit with a map, but really. The bar is on the floor.

“I want you…” he begins, his voice a whisper, and suddenly their lips are inches apart, and Jyn isn’t moving. He trails off, his sentence open-ended, and the way he’s looking at her leaves her heart pounding in her chest.

“You want me to what?” she asks, just as quiet, and unable to tear her eyes away.

#WHAT DO YOU THINK JYN #she's so silly <3 #divorce lawyers au #oh yeah we're back baby #rebelcaptain

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harrywavycurly · 9 months

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I NEED to see how the conversation about what Steve did went with Wayne / Jim

Hiii babes!! I will gladly give this to you, I hope you enjoy it😂💖

-find all things Trouble Next Door here✨

TW: mentions of cheating and divorce

*as always I don’t condone violence keep your little hands and feet to yourself*

“You want sugar in your coffee darlin?” “Uh yes…please…Jim is that a new shirt? I like the Magnum P.I look on you.” “See Wayne I knew people would get the vibe I was going for you asshole.” “Vibe you’re going for? You’ve been hanging around those kids too long…now what’s wrong? You look all nervous…” “she’s not nervous…why would she be nervous?” “Edward if I wanted you to answer the question I would’ve asked you…now come on sweetheart out with it what’s going on?” “Okay…just sit down please…and all guns or other weapons out on the table where I can see them…please.” “What the fu-” “she just means you can’t go all crazy and wild..that’s all.” “Steve cheated on me.” “I’ll kill him.” “No let me do it…I’m a cop.” “That don’t have shit to do with killin anyone.” “It means I know how to cover my steps you cranky asshole.” “No one is killing anyone…he uhm cheated on me with…Chrissy.” “Jesus…you okay son?” “I never liked her.” “Jim!” “What?” “Thanks Jim…but yeah I’m…fine? We are just probably gonna get uhm…divorced.” “I’m really sorry Eddie…so back to Harrington…if we can’t kill him can we just hit him one good time?” “Jim…be considerate for a moment…we can’t hit him that won’t hurt nearly enough he needs a good ole fashioned ass whoopin.” “Now that’s enough you two…no one is kicking anyone’s ass…unless it’s me.” “Eddie!” “Oh so he can hit him but we can’t?” “He slept with my wife Jim I deserve the first hit…now I gotta go run to work really quick…thanks for the coffee Wayne.” “I’m gonna stay here and make sure no one goes looking for a certain someone to beat up…I love you!” “Love you too see you later…Jim..Wayne behave yourselves.” “I will be but I make no promises about Jim…”

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shadowdoodles · 1 year

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Divorced Monkies

#lmk monkey king #lmk macaque #lmk sun wukong #monkie kid #lego monkie kid #baby mk #lmk rumble #lmk savage #divorced shadowpeach #sketch #doodlysketch #doodle #Wukong stays with Mk #Macaque with Rumble & Savage #lmk au #dad sun wukong #dad macaque #divorce

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frazzledazzlin · 8 months

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aheehee

#cannot get the statement of henry being the coughing baby out of my fucking mind #scriboozles #i hope rhm doesn't explode reg in this au! (he will)#or the theory of the batter getting divorced for his choices is actually better and worse #killing myself #right hand man #rhm #thsc #the henry stickmin collection

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tennessoui · 1 year

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please write part two to the divorce attorney where they actually get together 😭 im dying, it has me in stitches and i NEED TO KNOW HOW IT ENDS XD

ok maybe i will soon write this (obligatory pause for groans from people who want me to stop finding new things and just finish my old things) but i was thinking about it today and honestly

they meet at a bar after obi-wan's long term girlfriend tells him she can't marry him and they should break up, and this is obi-wan's and anakin's first conversation that isn't in some professional capacity so at first honestly they don't know what to say to one another

but then anakin confesses that he wasn't sure obi-wan would recognize him without a wedding ring, and obi-wan scoffs and is like do you know how many other repeat customers i have?

and anakin is like no? and obi-wan is like just one other. he's been divorced three times. every time, it's been devastating for him.

and anakin is like (pensively) i've been divorced before.

and obi-wan is like uh i know. i'm your divorce lawyer. you've been divorced 29 times.

and anakin goes all quiet and picks at the label of his beer and then he shrugs and he's like. 30 i guess. and once when it mattered.

#asks #divorce lawyer au #obikin #i figure the once was when he and padme divorced #and he just kept getting married and divorced afterwards to make that one first initial flash marriage and following divorce mean less #like a serial killer but no death no type no creepiness just a lot of marriage and then divorce #also i bet when they get married in the period of time when obi-wan wants to get a divorce #he goes to a coffeeshop and anakin is the barista #and anakin gives him his americano for free because of husband privileges #and obi-wan is like you cannot convince me to stay your husband through free coffee beverages #and anakin winks salaciously and is like baby free coffee is just the tip of the husband privilege iceberg #and obi-wan who has refrained from consummating the marriage because hes not an idiot #leaves the coffeeshop very flustered and with the wrong coffee #one point to anakin

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paradimeart · 8 months

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hadnt done a ratchet holding babymus pic in a while

#my art #transformers #transformers animated #ratchet tfa #optimus prime tfa #'im one!!!!!!!'#divorce baby au #gonna take a break from finishing up requests for a few days while i do some being-an-adult stuff </3

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theriverbeyond · 1 year

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☕️ augustine and mercy??

i think if they had raised Gideon they would have left her in a hot car at the mall while they fucked in a Nordstrom's changing room

send me ☕️ + topic and ill give you my opinion on it!

#sorry i wanted to add more tags but #im sleepy #ask games #anon #ask #divorce baby AU

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harunayuuka2060 · 2 months

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*Timeskip: Just one week remain until Princess Aoife's birth*

Baby Liora: Aoife! Aoife! Helloooooooooo~! *his head on Leona's tummy*

Leona: Seriously this kid- You will not hear your baby sister by doing that.

Baby Liora: No?? Where?? Dada!

Leona: *points at his chest* Here.

Baby Liora: *moves and places his ear over his father's chest* AOIFEEE!

Leona: Ugh. My ears-

MC: *walks in* Liora, what are you doing?

Ruggie: Shishishi! He's excited to meet his sister!

MC: Ruggie, take Liora with you and see Kifaj.

Ruggie: Right, right. *approaches Liora and picks him up* Come now, Your Royal Highness.

Baby Liora: Want see Aoife...

Ruggie: You're going to see her after this week.

MC: Yes. For now, you should play with Kifaj.

Baby Liora: *sad frowns*

MC: *walks up to him and gives him a peck on the cheek*

Baby Liora: *giggles*

Ruggie: We'll get going now. And rest up, Leona!

Leona: Yeay, yeah. Just leave.

Ruggie and Baby Liora: *has left the room*

MC: How are you feeling, Leona?

Leona: It's a bit uncomfortable. She can't seem to wait.

MC: You must be feeling excited about her arrival.

Leona: Are you going to take her now?

MC: Yes.

Leona: ...

MC: ...

Leona: Why are you not kissing me yet?

MC: You're looking forward to it?

Leona: *annoyed* Of course. That's what I waited two years for.

MC: ...

MC: You are making me speechless.

Leona: I demand minutes of it. This is the only time I could get affection from you.

MC: ...

MC's father: I want to witness the birth of my granddaughter.

MC's brother: No chance, father. I'm afraid you'll just have to watch on the side. *sips his tea*

MC's father: It's been years. Haven't they forgiven your sister yet?

MC's brother: MC is not a saint, father. And can you stop playing favorites already? This is why she grew up spoiled.

MC's father: ...

MC's former attendant: *walks in* Sir? You have a visitor.

MC's father: A visitor?

*MC's mother enters*

MC's father: What are you doing here?

MC's mother: Why? This is my estate too.

MC's brother: *his eyes widen in interest as he continues to drink his tea*

Ruggie: Are you two done now?

MC: ...

MC: Leona will give birth to Aoife.

Ruggie: I- Why?

MC: Our daughter of mine refused to be transferred. I'm afraid Leona would have to endure the process.

Ruggie: ...

Ruggie: Well. He wouldn't mind being asleep for days.

MC: *looks seriously at him*

MC: He wouldn't just be sleeping for days. He will be escaping nightmares and illusions.

Ruggie: ...

Ruggie: That doesn't sound too good. What are you going to do now?

MC: I will never let anything happen to him, of course.

Ruggie: ...

Ruggie: You're so sweet to him, master-

MC: Ruggie.

Ruggie: Don't set me on fire.

MC's mother: MC has two children?

MC's brother: About to be two, yes.

MC's mother: ...

MC's mother: How are they? Didn't they struggle?

MC's brother: No worries, auntie. Your solution worked. They didn't get to inherit the bloodlust.

MC's mother: Oh... That's a relief.

MC's brother: *smiles* Auntie, don't you want to visit them in the Royal Palace?

MC's mother: ...

MC's mother: I am not sure if they would want to see me since I abandoned them the moment they were born.

MC's brother: Eh? But Auntie, wasn't MC aware of the reason?

MC's mother: ...

MC's mother: Would they have remembered?

MC's brother: Well... You do have a point. I mean, it's better than them having killed because of your bloodlust. Haha-

MC's mother: *feels saddened*

MC's brother: Sorry. By the way, why did you return, Auntie?

MC's mother: ...

MC's mother: I want to bid farewell to MC for the last time.

MC's brother: What?

MC's brother: ...

MC's brother: Are you dying?

#twisted wonderland #twst mc #twst leona #twst baby liora #twst baby aoife #twst ruggie #twst divorced au

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jaggedjot · 2 days

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Honestly, if any character deserves to go on a hashtag misandrist genocide it is Claudia.

#there is a good AU where Claudia survives the events of the trial and ends up getting involved with Akasha #this post has been sitting in my drafts for months waiting for the second season #almost posted it when whoever pointed out that Santiago is likely seen by Claudia as a replacement for Lestat #was waiting until Louis does the archetypal post divorce father thing of wanting to invest all his energy into his new family instead #but the reveal today that Claudia's stage name is 'Baby Lou Lou' has finally pushed me over the edge #truly every man is her father and they all want her dead #even Louis manages to embody some of the worst elements of both the mother and father roles #Claudia #Akasha #Interview with the Vampire

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fauvester · 29 days

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tcgfau henry clay three ways

#tcgf au #hc #silly little mortal guy. ghost (baby). ghost (nouveau riche ghost king)#loses his charming little flushed cheeks and messy hair in the divorce #tfw your soulmate leaves you to die on the battlefield n you spend 500 years unsuccessfully trying to work thru that #also trying to engineer a handsome alive-looking corpse body. and mostly succeeding! the hair is always a point of issue though.#just wax it flat. less maintenance. corpse hair requires so much upkeep to make it look natural smh #this au’s Webster is so much better at it his human fits and god homunculi are literally insane #he can look effortlessly like anyone. but he chooses to look like a golden era of cinema creature from the black lagoon #HC like Why are you like this. bro #jackson looks like a desert bog body. he looks like jerky

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ethanharmonia · 3 months

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THEM!!!

Another side profile testing but with other characters and homsexuals🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥

I am on my knees dear lord what have you done to me

I would let them destroy me🥰🥰🥰

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