#does my amazing humor piss you off that much

[aezuria]

girl who do you think you are 💀💀 no one gaf abt you why are you acting like your best friends with everybody they do NOT care

erm actually ☝️🤓 its you're

ALSO THIS WAS SO UNPROVOKED I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING??? WHO EVEN ARE YOU

#guys i have like 150 followers why am i being hated on rn #you dont get the asks tag BOOO ANON #does my amazing humor piss you off that much #this was a little rude anon im kinda sad

[eponastory]

Alright let's break this silly argument down a bit shall we?

First off, yes, everyone in the Gaang has trauma. We know this, and we don't disregard that. We know that Sokka and Katara have trauma. We know Aang has guilt over what happens with the Air Nomads when he ran away. We know Toph has baggage because her parents kept her confined because of her disability. That's all been established.

Comparing trauma does not work in anyone's favor because it's different from person to person and the way that it's treated. Hell, there are FOUR types of PTSD and not all of them have to do with existential circumstances. Some of these types have nothing to do with being in a situation that causes panic.

But it's how we deal with our trauma that sets us on the path to healing.

In Katara's case, she had some pretty severe Survivors Guilt. Not necessarily PTSD, but it could be argued that she does have that. It changed her life irrevocably and that is something she had to deal with. She does get to deal with it in TSR but this leads to conflict between her and the group because there is this perception of her that isn't really her.

Sokka has to rise above his issues with being a non-bender and feeling left out. I also feel like he hides a lot behind his humor to deflect how he really feels about things. This is what happens when you have anxiety about meeting expectations. He has expectations he has to fulfill, and it never goes right. He's afraid of disappointing people he cares about and doesn't want to let them down. He isn't a failure, but when he does actually do something amazing, there is Imposter Syndrome. We don't see it much, but we do in NAtLA.

I'm not going to talk about Aang. I refuse.

Toph has been sheltered her whole life because she is blind. She is at home with herself, but she doesn't like anyone to do anything for her. She eventually learns that it's okay to have help when she needs it and that it's okay to have friends. (Not comparing trauma here, but she has the minor character arch out of all of them)

Zuko is... a lot to unpack. At the beginning, we know next to nothing about him except that he is the Crown Prince of the Fire Nation, and he's hunting the Avatar to reclaim his 'honor'. He's hot-headed, but we never actually see him hurting anyone. He threatens, but he doesn't want to hurt people. That's the first sign that things aren't all they seem with Sifu Hotman. Throughout book one we get to know him a little better and see that he is Banished from home because of a 'misunderstanding' and he was also brutally abused by his own father. In the Netflix Adaptation it's more nuanced at how Ozai is playing his children against each other for his own benefit. It sucks but it's also good writing (some of the best writing is done with the characters of the Fire Nation) but anyway, we get an understanding of where Zuko's trauma comes from.

He has been emotionally abused by his narcissistic sociopath of a father because Zuko didn't have that 'spark' in his eyes at birth (not the entire reason but I'll get to that in a bit). Azula was the Prodigy, so Ozai put all his focus on to her. Then, his mother literally killed Azulon to save Zuko's life, but he doesn't find out until later. All of that plus the Agni Kai against his father is why he is so invested in finding the Avatar. Ozai seemingly took everything away from Zuko, but Zuko still loves his father and his people.

So why is he chasing the Avatar? Because he wants to go back to everything he knows. It's not just about getting back something that was never really taken away, it was all about getting back everything Ozai took from him.

Zuko never lost his honor, but he had everything else stripped from him and was humiliated for it.

He eventually grows through this and begins to heal himself with confronting Ozai on the Day of Black Sun. That was when he said 'fuck this shit I'm doing this my way' and that royally pisses Ozai off.

So if you don't like that our argument has better standing than yours, I suggest you go take some creative writing classes and learn about character development.

#fight me on this and youll lose. #it pays to go to college #adult opinions here #zutara #pro zutara #pro zuko #character development

[hazbinhazbinhazbinreblog]

Actually, on the subject of pilot Vox and how he is more confident and collected.

That weirdly reminded me, I was, at one point, humoring my own 2P stuff with Alastor and Vox. I remember in the AU, I called Alastor Apricot (because his color scheme is orange) and he was a lot more tech savvy than canon Alastor as he has and had the habit of breaking things down because he was curious on how everything worked. His radio tower in the hotel is filled with broken machines and weird organic stuff too, like jars with embalming fluid with weird stuff (eyes, plants, organs, etc) in them and bones and skulls littering his selves. The reason he ended up in hell was because he legit tried to create disturbing human and radio hybrids/cyborgs in the name of science and his radio show, when alive, was like a Sci-Fi horror thing (think the Twilight Zone). He was a lot more bubbly and chaotic, semi forgetful. He is realistic yes, but he does believe in Charlie's dream. Also know he wasn't a cannibal, not for good moral reasons, but because it be a waste of materials.

As for Vox, I remember painting him as more cold and distant. The literal embodiment of lifeless TV. Basically like, the greed behind major studios and tech companies. You know, like the embodiment of how robotic a lot of things have become. He rarely emotes or even expresses emotions, besides maybe a grimace. I think I remember Val and Velvet being very put off by him? I think. I do remember his color scheme was very grey and silver, modern but like in the cold robotic way. I think also maybe he had a human head and the TV head was something he could put on? Idk remember that well as Apricot stood out to me more, but I know for the fact this 2P Vox had like hair (i think). You can tell I barely remember him as I didnt bother giving him an alt name.

I think their dynamic was a smidge different. I think. I vaguely remember Vox being annoyed at Apricot more because he saw him as destructive and childish, while Apricot saw him as more stuck up and assholeish. I think something about their dynamic was about living here the present while remembering the past vs being blindsided by the future and forgetting what you have currently.

Other Details I remember -Apricot is missing limbs, he has a steampunk prosthetic arm and leg. -I actually can't remember if Apricot was an overlord or not, I know he was feared as the Radio Demon still so I think he was? -Apricot is the only one who manages to piss off 2P!Vox -Apricot would build this radio bot things for his shadows to posses and move around with. He could also just turn into a deer and would do so to escape if in danger -2P!Vox's lair was a lot more grey and silver and very clinical lookin compared to canon

And that's really all. Thought I share this weird chaotic idea of a 2P AU and now I shall //goes back to focusing on Radio Guard

-⚔️ anon

Apricot is amazing and I love everything about him, how does your brain come up with so much amazing and creative stuff I'm legitimately in awe

#ask #⚔️ anon #staticradio #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel

[hyperfreaksating]

Hi! Love your work and the level of detail you put into all you make. I'm quite fond of grouchy little characters so Rory has my dark little heart. That begs the question: what or who does make him crack a rare little smile or laugh? 👀

Hanw thank you I'm so glad you like my lil grumpy clown !

It's a though question and I had an hard type figuring what to answer but I may found three occurences of him smiling or laughing.

• Two things can make him crack a little smirk on a relatively regular basis : when he's about to tease someone (most oftenly when he's about to make his brother look like the idiot he's actually is), or when he's about to resolve a puzzle / find a solution to a problem. He will not do a big smile, but you know, just the little smirk with those arrogant resting bitch eyes - or what we call them in my frenchy french birthland the 🥖🍷 parisian look 🍷 🥖

• Way more rarely, when someone hit one of his rare soft spot, he can do a genius warm smile. From now it only happened three times :

- one day he had a very bad day. None of his craft worked, he failed at every thing he tried, he ended up grumbling in his bed, tears in the eyes. Skye noticed it and came to see him with a bag of candies she stole from the circus. He didn't say anything, but he gave her this smile.

- When he was around 7 years old and he was sick, Reddie came by his side for bedtime stories. She brought with her an illustrated version of A drama in the air, and he was mesmerized. At the end of the reading he granted her with a big, warm smile. "That was amazing, mom." He even hugged her, which was really a miracle. From this point he developped his steampunk aesthetics, and asked his father everyday about Skypiea. He would love to go there, one day. For a kid who lives in the sea 24/24, the sky is a land of mysteries !

- Last person to earned this smile was Buggy. For his 8th birthday, he offered him a bunny plush with steampunk goggled, just like his. Rory totally fell for it - he called him Vernes because, obviously. This night when Buggy came to tuck him in bed, Rory smiled at him, hugging closely Vernes in his arm. "Thank you for Vernes, Dad. I love you." Buggy almost melted down in tears.

• And finally, only one person ever earned a real, sincere laugh from the kid. And it pissed off Buggy SO FUCKING MUCH because it was Shanks. It was at Buggy and Reddie's wedding, when the triplets first met him. Nobody quite understood why but the two redhair get along this well but they did. Maybe it was Shanks soft, light humor or taste for the tease... Maybe it was just the ceremony... but at the end of the day, Shanks and Rory were sharing a loud laugh sitting at a table. At the other side of the circus tent Reddie was massaging the shoulders of an extremly jealous and mad Buggy in order to keep him from chop-chopping a clenched fist in Shanks face.

#buggy the clown #captain buggy #buggy one piece #buggy #op buggy #buggy fanfiction #buggy x reddie #buggy x oc #buggy the daddy #buggy kids #buggy d clown #red hair shanks #shanks #red haired shanks #redbomb family #redbombshipping #redbomb

[lazarel-3000]

“Hey, No.”

There was so much from this Se6Ep8 to unwrap.

Laughing at the showrunners cheeky episode title Analyze Piss, because oh I’m gonna! I’m gonna analyze and comment the shit out of this!!

TW: Suicide, mental health, depression

Rick Going to Therapy

@tootiredforaname’s take on the possibility of Rick having turned himself into a fly to observe therapy before going in himself is a lot more benign and plausible than my interpretation lol. Because I thought my man Rick was doing that to eavesdrop to see how he could further manipulate the family by mining their insecurities and using them against them—which to my defense seemed like something he would do! Also I read a fic about that too!

Can I just also say how much I freaking love Dr. Wong?! She is so good, like wow – the way she didn’t play into Rick’s bs *chef’s kiss* She like straight up said No to him AND HE LISTENED!! And before that, she was so calm and non-reactive too, found a way to appeal to Rick in a way that didn’t directly connect with emotion because we all know how much he loves that! “Rick, would you be interested in proving me wrong? [...] Show me data.” She said. And of course it was reverse psychology but it worked! This character is amazing.

Rick pacing back and forth, but actually being OPEN to a session with her, I could not believe my eyes and ears. His roundabout way too of asking for her “expertise” melted my heart. Old Rick would NEVER.

And like it works, right? It works for A While.

The Pitfalls of Change

Like mentioned before I was totally expecting this not work and like can we say that yeah this whole process wasn’t the prettiest to watch but truth be told, change hardly ever is. Someone dragging decades long issues behind them is not going to change their mindset overnight. It’s a process that requires commitment and consistency; it’s awkward, uncomfortable and many times painful. Regression to old habits happens, and that’s okay - this episode did really good in demonstrating that.

Toilet Humor as an Analogy: Pissmaster persona as a vehicle of self-agency

People getting grossed out about the toilet humor is understandable I myself thought it was disgusting but going beyond that. Piss is an analogy, or I want to believe it is, because it’s like Pissmaster, Pissmaster, right? You have this guy whose personal life is so depressing that he adopted an entire persona focused on urine to prove others wrong. But then he fails by getting his ass handed to him by Jerry of all people, yet he gets to live nonetheless. Now here, Eugene Michael Piss, the person suffers an emotional break realizing his Pisspersona could not prove anyone wrong - which is all he ever wanted. So now he has nothing

I like how Rick says this to his daughter: “I can tell you for sure if anything happens to me, it’s 100% not on you, it’s my own choice.”

And it’s true, we all make choices every day. Eugene could have chosen something different for himself. He could have chosen to get help, could have re-connected with his worried family, could have not done That, but he didn’t. He looked for a way out.

So then Rick is placed in a position to do something about it, or do nothing at all. So what does Rick do?

He gets off his ass and starts saving the world, and he does it under the pretense of wanting to protect Eugene’s daughter from the crude reality of her father’s death. And finds it that he actually Likes It and Dr. Wong reservedly approves!

He is taking control in his own way and changing. Remember that recent interview with Justin? Yeah.

The additional point being made too, I like to believe, is that yeah you can be dealt the shittiest hand in life but at the end of the day you yourself choose what you do with it. And if you do good, others are bound to notice. Like the Orb Council or whatever, didn’t care Pissmaster was a literal piss lord! All that they cared about and saw was that he was moving on, he was changing:

“Everyone likes a comeback story...”

Edit: I just rewatched the episode and realized that Rick was not suicidal in the Orphan Island bit, he had planned to autopilot the bomb away before Jerry got there lol

Rick and his inability to make friends

Rick’s inability to make close connections continues to be a theme in the show. After the toilet episode with Tony, I see now how he probably does want to have friends, but is hesitant because it never ever works out. Like every time he’s empathized with someone - Birdperson, Tony and now Pissmaster – something goes terribly horribly wrong. And he’s left alone again. 

I just hope that can change one day, because Rick really needs someone outside his family he can rely on. We all do.

Morty, the secret keeper… not!

Lol I laughed when Morty immediately went to tell on Rick. 

And you know what, I saw some people being angry at Morty for this, but I’m like ‘What did you expect? He’s 14 and has had extensive character growth.’ Also, Rick’s the adult here, let’s never forget that. The reaction has me like ‘???’ 

I really hope ya’ll are super young and don’t know any better. Because if Rick really felt that he needed to tell someone, he could have told Dr. Wong or you know… a friend or even some random at the bar, not his grandkid.

But like let’s take a closer look at this bit. 

Was he self-sabotaging? Like we know he can be pretty self destructive, so I can’t help but wonder if some dark part of him wanted to ruin the good image his family had of him. Like he can’t let them have this, can’t let them be right when he’s always been the one in higher ground. Or maybe part of him feels vulnerable, after being perceived as callous man all this time to then have them suddenly realize that he might have a heart underneath, I can see how that could be a scary thing to someone. Or it could be a combination of both and it’s understandable but c’mon don’t tell your grandkid.

He really needs a friend.

On Closing.

The fact that the episode didn’t end in a happy note and instead had them all arguing in the garage was a good choice imo. Like I keep saying in my ramblings. Change is not perfect. It’s not pretty, and it takes a whole LOT of work to keep it consistent.

Other Comments

I just find it cool that therapy was used a plot point in the story—not many comedy shows can do that without making fun of the concept. I mean the showrunners themselves have also had their own struggles with mental health, so it was nice to see them incorporate it. And like considering the show’s overall tone you would expect it to not be handled well, but it somehow worked! It worked on so many levels!

At the end of the day I hope it encourages those who need it to give therapy a try.

With all that being said:

I loved what we could explore here but it somehow felt off in hindsight. I don’t know it was the dialogue or what, but this episode’s tone felt different. Idk, it’s just my opinion.  

Anyway, whose piss was that anyway?

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #rick and morty spoilers #Adult Swim

[sirianasims]

Hello hello!! I’m here to wish you a Happy Simblr Gratitude Day!! 💖

I just want to say how incredibly happy I am to have met you! You make our writing group such a fun and inviting place to be. I’m so grateful for your kindness, support, humor, and insight.

It’s been so fun to finally be able to read your story. You are an amazing writer, and I can’t wait to dive in more. So far, I haven’t read ahead, trying to pace myself, but I know I won’t be able to hold out for long lol! I connected immediately with your characters. As much as Eric has pissed me off, I also have so much love for him and can't help but root for him. And I absolutely adore Freya. I'm both excited and nervous to see where her journey takes her.

The love and thoughtfulness you put into your writing and your visuals does not go unnoticed, and it inspires me to dig deeper in my own story.

I appreciate you so much and I can’t wait to see what’s to come in 2024!

🤗

Thank you so much! 😭❤️

I'm so happy to have met you too, it's lovely to find another writer who has turned a legacy challenge into something so much more, and I am absolutely feral for Dawn and Phoenix and Atlas and Asher and everyone else, you make them feel like old friends from the first time we meet them 😭

You are such a good writer and I am in awe of your storytelling (like the way you made us all lose our minds on top of a mountain!)

I am thrilled to know that there is so much more to come from you, and I can't wait to follow along 💕

#simblr gratitude day

[chidoroki]

182 Days of TPN - Day 169

Chapter 169: "Perfect Scores"

Peter rambling on about how if it wasn't for him and his clan, all the children wouldn't have even existed as if that's something they should be happy about, like yeah, being alive is a good thing, but certainly not when you're struggling to survive in a world that wants you dead and served on a silver platter. If this was the kind of world I knew I was being born into, I'd simply wouldn't wanna be part of it either.

Ahh these Lucas flashbacks hurt my heart in all the right ways. Seriously one of the best dads in the series. Kinda unfortunate that Yuugo is disregarded here but I understand that Oliver & the other GP kids knew Lucas for far longer and acted more as their father figure over those many years compared to the short time they knew Yuugo. Also that small panel of Zack single-handedly taking down one of the Ratri men brings me great joy.

Oliver truly was the best person for this kind of scene too. While all the kids currently partaking in this raid had some sort of connection to Yuugo or Lucas, the bond between Oliver & Lucas was definitely showed more frequently with how well their backstories, dreams and leadership skills connected to each other. The only one who might have had a stronger father-child relationship would be Ayshe but with how late she was introduced into the story, it might not have been as impactful to us as readers as we've known both Oliver & Lucas for longer while we've only seen Ayshe's father during one chapter. I doubt Ayshe would openly speak towards Peter anyways. Not to mention that Oliver has more a personal grudge against him since the bastard did permit the hunting at Goldy Pond. Regardless, I'm glad Ayshe is still included here and how pissed off Oliver is.

That kick of Hayato's is absolutely fantastic. Such a good boy for lending Oliver's group some assistance.

Ah, right, the gupna. I always forget that's necessary. The ceremony does take away some worry about the Ratri killing the children instantly, but the fear of being shot at still remains.

Zack taking down a grown man is one thing, considering the lad is about 20 now, but seeing Ray being capable of the same thing at 13 is freaking hilarious. These Ratri men are pathetic.

Pfftt, I have no memory of Gillian's comment here but I love it. Emma is also correct in a funny kind of way too. Of course we all know Peter is pretty much on his own right now and how that changes when the moms & sisters show up, only that relief is brief as they reveal their betrayal, so Emma's words remain true despite everything. Would've been great if she had repeated herself to him once everyone was aware the ladies switched sides. It would humor me very much.

Eeehehe, the fact this one moment filled me with fear but now just makes me all giddy is amazing. Naturally I love how Ray has a different reaction from Norman & Emma being surprised as my boy looks like he's five seconds away from running up to Isabella and punching her in the face.

I know she's taunting them and holding onto her facade for a couple seconds longer, but she honestly looks so proud of Emma. The kids really did accomplish so much over the past couple years. They're incredible.

The mention about despair and not giving up reminds me of Isabella's words to Emma way back during ch31 which is a nice callback I think. & only thought of this now, but the panel showing a reflection of Isabella in Emma's eye and Emma shown through the scope of Isabella's gun shown above is a clever way to show how they're both in each other's sights, figuratively and literally.

Favorite panel/moment:

If y'all ever wondered the exact moment I fell in love with this woman, THIS IS IT! Ooohh baby, I was so pleasantly surprised to have this badass woman and the rest of the wonderful ladies on our side! No doubt one of my favorite moment outta the whole series!

To be able to catch the current villain, our protagonists and all the readers off guard at once is certainly an amazing achievement.

"YES. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?"

#the promised neverland #tpn manga #182daysoftpn #chidoroki used chatter

[lovecatsys]

okay since everything except for Uncanny Spider-Man is out now I'm gonna go ahead and give my reviews of Fall of X so far

First off, Immortal and Red continue to be masterpieces, no surprises there, both books however are clearly taking a turn in a different direction and I'm loving it for both of them.

Jean Grey is not what I expected it to be at all, but still an amazing character study of Jean, I expected nothing less from Simonson of course.

Invincible Iron Man and X Men are decent, not a fan of exactly whats going on with Kate, the Emma stuff is great though. Kamala should not be in this book. I hate the avengers by default but I don't exactly hate whats going on between Emma and Tony, though that might change. The "wedding" is going to be exactly what I expected it would be of course. Overall not Duggan's worst writing but I don't love it.

Uncanny Avengers is... meh, so far, Pietro is super OOC which is :/ but maybe he'll get some more focus later on, god I hope he does. But it's frustrating how little effort is going into portraying him as a visible person of color when a much greater effort is going into his sister. Monet used her telepathy which gives me hope for her! I'm down for more of her teaming up with Kwannon tbh, they make a good team.

Astonishing Iceman is a bit of an anomoly to me. It's very good writing so far, I'm loving how Orlando writes Bobby, but I'm really pissed that they've chosen to stick with Romeo as his love interest after he got aged up just to come back and fuck Bobby and for them to throw Christian to the side. No mention of Christian at all at the hellfire gala, Emma is not concerned with where he is like she is with the Cuckoos which :/. I'm honestly afraid he's being dropped as a character which fucking sucks. The thing I hate the most about how Romeo is there is that Christian could literally be in his place and it would be perfect to me. He has a power set that could absolutely work for this situation just how Romeo's is working! Who knows, maybe this relationship will grow on me. We'll see.

Alpha Flight is really good, I haven't delved into the world of AF comics yet but from everything I know it seems perfect. My man was only there for two seconds in the first issue but we'll see if he gets any panel time as it goes on. Even if he doesn't though, yeah I'll be a little pissed but it'll still probably be a good read, and at least he'll have made any appearance at all since Marauders. Oh and Puck making fun of his new codename was funny. Fang really is a dumb name.

X-Force is still garbage, but this weird plot twist with Quentin (whatever it is??) has me gritting my teeth. fucking get your hands off my boy Percy he does not deserve this. Curious to see whats going on with the Colossus plotline, just wish it was happening in a better book.

Children of the Vault is amazing, never cared for Bishop and haven't read much Cable yet but I'm still all in on it. One of those books where you don't have to care much for the characters to recognize its quality. also fun fact: its written by the comic writing mentor of my comic writing mentor. lol

Dark X-Men wasn't as good as I had hoped it would be, but its still good. Though it kinda feels like it has too many characters in it so far, I'm loving the Maddie content and it had some great dark humor in it. LOVED the children of the atom bits, im so curious whats going to go down with Carmen and I'm just glad her friends and her relationship with Buddy got some panel time tbh.

last and the actual best: Realm of X was SO FUCKING GOOD. I've had a little soft spot in my heart for Curse since her story started in X-Men Green, and it seems like she's going to be a huge part of this arc rather than just tagging along as a little kid which is great. Sooraya fucking stole the show, this new take on her power signature is amazing. In general love all these women (Typhoid Mary is growing on me, I'm going to call the awful things she's done that made me want to hate her poor writing choices, especially since shes a survivor of such acts in the first place.) SO curious with what's going on with Yana, and I love how devoted she is to keeping Curse safe. DID NOT expect Saturnyne to be the main villain but im down for it tbh. This book is my favorite already and i just cant wait for hte next issue!

#wednesday spoilers #x men #WHOO that was a lot but. yeah #ill just rb with the uncanny spiderman review when it comes out lol

[kanazawa-division]

Joey’s Thoughts on Okinawa Division

Ace Douglas

Joey raised an eyebrow before grinning, “Oooh! So this is the big man, huh? Kyler’s boss! Er, well, his boss’s son. I admit, I’m not one for politics and stuff like that, only political stuff I know is which world leader tweeted the worst hot take on Twitter and no offense but…” He looked around to make sure nobody was listening and leaned closed to the camera, “America’s last president had some truly horrendous takes, like, I didn’t even know you can say that type of stuff on the internet, I had to deep clean my browser history after looking at that.” He leaned back and cleared his throat, “But uh, anyways, Ace here! I haven’t actually met the guy, not officially anyways, Kyler’s told me a looot about him though the more he spoke I noticed he seemed to get more exasperated, kinda how Wataru gets when I tell him about a new video game I got, so those two are definitely best friends!” He snickered, “He seems like an alright guy but maybe he can kinda, I don’t know, tone down the blatant racism? Like I said, I don’t know or care much about politics but I bet he’ll make major progress if he didn’t have the constant disgusted look on his face, kinda looks like he’s one step away from shitting himself hahaha.”

Evelyn Rose

He beamed at the picture of the American model, “Evelyn Rose, the real life American Sweetheart! I still can’t believe she and Kyler are best friends, like, when you look at the two of them, you wouldn’t believe it! Evelyn’s like ‘uwu ehe’.” Joey did his best kawaii pose, a closed eyed head tilt smile with both his pointer fingers on his cheeks. “And Kyler’s like ‘grrr!’.” He quickly changed his position into a hunched over, arms crossed and the most grumpiest expression he could managed which honestly came off as more goofy than anything remotely intimidating. “But that just goes to show that whether romantic or platonic, opposites attract!” He beamed. “Anyways, after I begged got Kyler to introduce us, Evelyn is a real blast to be around, her Japanese is a bit simplistic, in fact she called Wataru a donkey when they first met! I swear, I thought I had to go to the ER with how much I was laughing, that is definitely one of my top 5 best memories.” He chuckled, “Of course, I offered to tutor her on Japanese and we sometimes have study sessions whenever we both have the time, I can definitely understand her struggle, Japanese is a hard language to learn and I’m half Japanese myself! But despite a few misspellings and odd pronunciations, Evelyn is actually making good progress! She can speak in almost full sentences now!”

Rashaad Young

Joey’s eyes gleamed as a large grin spread on his face, “Rashaad! My good man, the best bartender Japan has to offer, sorry other bartenders but nobody can beat this guy when making a drink, I swear, if it wasn’t so expensive and if I didn’t spend my salary on merchandise, I’d go to Eagle’s Nest everyday!” He giddily exclaimed. “It does suck whenever he pulls me off the stage before I can begin my amazing comedy routine! Like, c’mon! It’s not that bad! Everybody loves a bit of dark humor, I mean, shit, it’s everywhere! Might as well take the piss out of it while we still can.” He shrugged, “Oh well, maybe someday.”

Liberty Guild

“Alright! First review done and only 40 more to go! What a coincidence that it just so happened to be the team our lovely American friend is working for, well, I’ll say this team is a-okay! I mean, they’ve been here waaay longer than us and they have quite the popularity count, though I think that’s mainly due to Evelyn haha, Rashaad did say that he’ll keep both an eye and ear out should he come across anything to help our case, we all really appreciate it, the whole reason we joined is so we can help both the public and everyone in the competition so it’s nice to know that we already have more allies than enemies, at least I hope.”

#hypmic #hypmic oc #hypnosis mic #hypnosis mic oc #hypnosis microphone #joey kurusu #okinawa division #liberty guild #ace douglas #evelyn rose #rashaad young

[crestfallercanyon]

4, 10 and 27 for gallesa — but i had amazing leigtweight!teresa hcs already just reading the list, so 🤩

OH MY GOD YES BELOVED SHIP FROM MY BELOVED TEA LET'S GO (for those who don't know, Galesa is Gally and Teresa and I am HERE for it)

4. Which one is more protective? Who needs to be protected?

These two are my post-apocalyptic babies and I love them. I would say that they actually are pretty even-handed here, I think they're both protective but in different scenarios. I think predominantly they help the other protect them from themselves.

Gally tries not to tread on Teresa much because Teresa does not need him to protect her much at all, but every once in a while someone does something he won't stand for. Either they find out about her history with WICKED and try to hold it over her head, or they won't listen to her, or sometimes they just get too handsy, and that's when Gally gets pissed. That's when he stands up and juts his chin out and he usually doesn't say much at first, usually that's enough, but he has thrown a few people out on their ass or given a verbal berating. He always quips after "I know you didn't need me to do that, but I just got pissed off," and she will respond "I didn't... but thanks."

Teresa is there most often to protect Gally from himself. Gally gets down a lot, or worries about his own effectiveness, or has hallucinations about Chuck and she'll talk him down. She also hates whenever someone tries to insinuate that he's just some dumb pitbull she keeps around to look tough. Gally is smart, handy, and she enjoys his company, and fuck anyone who dares insinuate otherwise. Occasionally it gets bad enough that she'll draw a gun, but she never shoots and never will because her and Gally's little secret is: she's a terrible shot.

10. Describe their first date

Their first date wasn't meant to be a date at all, I think. Or, at least, from their perspective it wasn't (I could totally see Brenda setting something up with the two of them). They're dressed up. They're somewhere that they'd never go without their group, like an art museum (Teresa's more into sciences and Gally's more interested in the architecture of the building than the art itself). Their tickets are timed so they decide that they'll go inside and they can start on the exhibits and when their friends show up they can double back, they don't care. So they go inside.

At first they just kind of nod along and look at paintings, simple "I like this one's," and, "this one's kind of neat." Then they get to some art that looks kind of silly and looks like it was drawn with crayon. And Gally quips, "huh, I think this used to hang in the Sistine Chapel." And Teresa laughs. She riffs off of it. "Michaelangelo learned from him, it says right here," and Gally laughs along with her.

And Gally realizes he kind of likes Teresa's laugh. Her real laugh, not this light and airy thing, but this laugh that's tight and closed around her throat and chittering. And Teresa realizes Gally's got a wicked sense of humor, and they may be able to keep up with each other.

Then it really begins. They go all over the museum. Some exhibits are simple little jokes, but then they get to tapestries that are amazing feats of work ("can you imagine the hours it took to make this? the detail. It's amazing." and "it is fucking impressive. Also the dedication. I know I wouldn't want to weave someone getting decapitated on a loom. And they wove this -- it's better than some pictures." And then they get more serious. There are some art exhibits that require neat science that Teresa knows way more about than what's on the epigraph, and they get to exhibits of old century homes and Gally explains some of the choices in architecture and why they'd use certain tools (some stuff very impressive, some stuff not so much). And it's fun, and informative, and funny. And they get to a painting they both really really enjoy, and they sit there for a long time.

Gally is the first to say that he doesn't think the others are coming. Teresa admits that when they first were alone she was nervous, but she had a really nice night, and thanks. And then, Gally offers to buy dinner, and Teresa accepts, but only if she gets to choose the place. Gally agrees.

They leave and, dressed up in their nice clothes, Teresa brings them to the world's dingiest taco stand and Gally snickers (though it does have some amazing tacos). They end up walking along the riverside and just talking and enjoying each other's company until it gets very late, and Gally walks Teresa to her car. Before she gets inside she says "Next time you should wear your tuxedo, and I'll take you to the Halal food truck on seventh," and Gally laughs and says he's there. Then, after a moment of lingering, they kiss.

Then yeah, they start dating after that.

27. Who is the lightweight that needs to be taken care of at the end of the party?

Teresa. 100 percent. She's just so tiny, and Thomas or Minho always rope her into challenges like "match me" or "power hours" and Teresa really doesn't drink this much unless they're together and they're all terrible influences. She has zero elegance at the end of the night, is clumsy, laughs so loud, has no filter, and is touchy in a fun way but also like an "oh my god girl". At the end of the night she is aware she needs to get home though and she goes to Gally, "You mind taking me home, stud?" and Gally usually rolls his eyes and says "thought you'd never ask." She almost always falls asleep in the car. When they get home, if Teresa doesn't vomit, Gally takes her to the shower with a bottle of water and gatorade and a protein bar. The two sit, usually nearly fully clothed, in the shower. They sit in there for a long time, her head against his collarbone, and listen to podcasts or soft music until they're both no longer sticky.

She has a favorite sweatshirt of his that he throws over her, and she stares at him with big innocent eyes that she doesn't really get any other time, and is just smiling. And Gally gets all heart-eyes for her, he'd do anything for her, she's so fucking cute. She doesn't talk much for the rest of the night, because honestly, she's worried about vomiting. He braids her wet hair and helps her clean off her makeup and kind of coos at her in a way she'd never let him get away with when she wasn't trashed like this. Then she drags him to bed. Gally's kind of a clinger, and Teresa loves this (particularly when she's drunk), and burrows in and melts into him. And in the morning she wears sunglasses in bed and drinks the rest of the gatorade and Gally and her order the greasiest fast food they can find that will deliver and it's pretty great, actually.

And yeah, that's my headcanons for these two. These got way out of hand, but I just, any opportunity to talk about them and I'm taking it. Fucking love them. Thank you SO much for the ask. <3 (ALSO PLEASE TELL ME YOUR OWN LIGHTWEIGHT TERESA HEADCANONS I HAVE TO KNOW)

#darling tea #tmr #the maze runner #ask box games #galesa #tmr teresa #tmr gally #also just a fan of Teresa knowing all the local street food vendor places because they’re part of the community and Teresa loves communities

[ijuststareatstuffhereok89]

Hello you beautiful mind💚

If you get this message, it means you’re one of my favorite writers and mutuals🤭 Please feel so very appreciated and loved!! Your works are fantastic and always brighten my days🫶🏻💛

Inspired by the amazing @mochie85 I wanted to pass on some random questions to cure boredom or just for fun :)

1. Which 'Loki era' is your favorite regarding his personality?

2. Which 'Loki era' is your favourite regarding his look?

3. Which genre do you enjoy writing the most? (fluff,smut, humor,angst)

4. Do you sometimes notice parallels between characters in your stories and people you know irl?

5. What do you do to cure a writer’s block?

6. Which Loki outfit is your personal favorite and why?

7. If our beloved god would have to life a Midgardian life, what do you think would be his job?

8. drop your all time fav Loki gif!!!🫶🏻

I hope I managed to lighten up your mood🥰 Much love and hugs!

Oooh funtimes!

1. Which 'Loki era' is your favorite regarding his personality? Thor: Ragnarok, because I feel like that's when we see the most of his 'If I Had A Less Traumatizing Family Life This Is What I'd Be Like" personality: still a trickster, still in it for himself sometimes, but there's the lightheartedness in the tone this time, and I also feel like the brother connecting in Ragnarok is the most enjoyable.

2. Which 'Loki era' is your favourite regarding his look? If I could cheat: take his wardrobe from Dark World but his hair from Ragnarok.

3. Which genre do you enjoy writing the most? Dramady. The more I write Nights at the Circus, the more I'm enjoying the fuck out of just exploiting stupid tropes and turning the volume up to '11'. People love it, so what's the shame in using them as long as you're self-aware?

4. Do you sometimes notice parallels between characters in your stories and people you know irl? Kind of the opposite, actually. One of my biggest faults as a writer is how much I overthink how I want a personality trait to look, or how I want someone's decision to go. As has been pointed out to me, my Loki tends to be contentious, conservative, and stubborn, and while he has a good heart, it's usually buried pretty deep under all that Asgardian leather. My Loki fucks before he woos, and my IRL boyfriend is absolutely not like that lol

5. What do you do to cure a writer’s block? I go cry until the Muses tell me to shut up. Though honestly, my writers blocks have more to do with my bipolar II than it does inspiration or lack thereof. My 'manias' are creative bursts that have me writing for 18 hours straight without food or sleep (this usually happens for like a few weeks to a few months, my current streak has been going steady since June, so I fear I'm due for a crash soon!), then I go for six months without typing a single word.

6. Which Loki outfit is your personal favorite and why? This will be an unexpected answer: but the ragged tunic he's got when he's being contained in Dark World. Come on! So what if that devastated Sirius Black look is my thing? He looks like he's just been ravaged and needs me to cuddle him back to happiness.

7. If our beloved god would have to life a Midgardian life, what do you think would be his job? I think it depends on which Loki we're talking about...

Thor Loki would probably go off by himself and focus on trauma recovery after what he went through before getting a job, and he'd probably go on to do something that didn't involve a lot of people, but maybe he'd eventually want to prevent what happened to him from happening to someone else, so this is the Loki I can see settling down with a family off-grid.

Avengers Loki would probably march right to the gym because he was so pissed he was bested by the Hulk that he'd probably feel like he needed to prove something, so maybe Loki would try to get in to business or something where he could quickly work his way up a ladder.

Dark World Loki...idk, haven't actually watched that one in a long time.

Ragnarok Loki would try to break into show business or media influencing for sure. Anything that could give him the attention he craves. He'd also shop around his tell-all about how he totally saved the Asgardians on his own, with maybe a little help from his lightning rod brother.

Infinity War Loki would just be thankful he survived Thanos (if he did) and want to quietly slink off to New Asgard with a new appreciation for little things.

Not sure about TVA Loki, but I do know that would never want to see another manila folder as long as he lived.

8. drop your all time fav Loki gif!!!🫶🏻

Those teeth. Those fucking teeth. I somehow both want to lick them and punch them out.

#fanfiction #loki asks #MCU asks #Loki

[thedancingcockroach134]

Human Tito x Human Ozzie pt. 10 (1/2) (The escape from the Asylum)

(This story has 2 parts! This a unique chapter, and a little sexual...OKAY IT IS SEXUAL!)

"You fucking idiot!" Ozzie was thrown onto the floor, "O-Ow! Ozzie...hurt!" The group of 5 was there again, "You do as we say, you got that? Are you that retarded? You really asking for a dick inside you now, are you?" Ozzie was shaking, she felt so much fear. "N-No..." One of them grabbed her by her shirt, "You may have been helped by those bitches, but they still haven't figured out who did it. Now..." One of them started to touch Ozzie's bottom, "We're gonna play again... Tell anybody and you're fucked!" Ozzie couldn't take it no more, "N-No, ...bitch!" She punched one of them on the face, jumped on the other and started strangling them. "H-How do...you l-like that, b-bitch?!" Ozzie turned into a psychopathic maniac and went full on with all 5 of them. She always loved the feeling of people underestimating and never understood her autism. One of them ran off "Fuck! Get away, you maniac!" Ozzie let that person run, she was thankfully tired. She left the 4 dead bodies on the ground, "O-Ozzie tired... Bye, b-bye!" She walked away with a sinister smile, felt amazing about what she did. A few hours later, Jerry got his gang for a meeting in his room. "Alright," he said, "Tonight is our night, my family, brothers, sisters, whatever pronouns or gender you go by because I'm lazy as fuck! This is it!" Tito was still pissed off from what Jerry did, "Do I really have to act Gay with other people why doing this?" Jerry looked at him with a smile, "Yes! Most of the men orderlies are retarded or remind me of Stephen Hawkins...But, whatever! Besides, most people here are desiring for homosexuality and/or sometimes seen having sex in the restroom near the cafeteria. Didn't you used to be Gay?" Tito nodded and rolled his eyes, "But, do I really have to have sex with the orderlies as a distraction? Like, hello?! I have a trans girlfriend and this might trigger 'her'!" Cammy joined in, "Well, me and Sara had a conversation with Ozzie, and she was fine with it as a part of the plan." Tito started shaking. "Aw, come on, Tito!" Jerry tried to cheer him up, "Besides, you're not even a virgin. You've had sex multiple times! I'm not a virgin either, I mean I did have sex with a bitch that cheated on me for a person who had ancestors of picking cotton." Tito looked at him weirdly, "That sounded racist as fuck! Arthur's black!" Arthur laughed, "Jerry has a thing that's called dark humor. His dark humor works the fields!" Tito looked pissed at Arthur, "Hey, I used to work the fields! I'm Mexicano! Watch that dark humor of yours, ¡pendejo!" Jerry calmed Tito down, "Relax, amigo that eats tacos! Just do your job, and it'll all work out." Sara looked confused, "How the hell did we get from escaping to dark humor?" Gus looked at Sara, "Well, no wonder why we're the 'Crazy 8'." Ozzie started laughing. Tito smiled and blushed, "Wanna cuddle in with papí?" Knolan spitted out his drink and started laughing. Sara looked at Tito weirdly, "¿Papí? You adopted her or some shit?" Tito looked at Sara while Ozzie cuddled in, "It's a thing called pet names when it comes to couples who are dating or married." Ozzie stood up straight on Tito's lap ans they both started tongue kissing, "Ugh, ew! Get a room!" Jerry complained and covered his eyes. Tito started putting his hands inside Ozzie's shirt, touching her chest, "Oh, fuck! Just go get a damn room!" Sara and Cammy started laughing at Jerry. "You know damn well you wanna see them have sex!" Cammy said as Jerry peaked a little, "Actually, how much is a primary watch?" Sara smacked Jerry's head and laughed a lot more. Gus looked at Cammy, "What does primary mean?" Cammy tried thinking, "I think it means when you seen everything at first sight visually." Arthur started laughing really hard too, "Jerry, you Gay ass bitch!" Tito started to unbuckle his pants, "Actually, I wanna see how long his dick is!" Jerry laughed, "It's probably 2 inches!" Sara looked at Jerry, "It's actually 9 inches, 2 inches longer than yours!" Jerry smirked, "Wait, how do you know how long his dick is?" Sara gasped and turned red, "Uh..."

Jerry disrupted, "They can have sex if they want, it's my room and they can do it in front of us." Jerry chuckled until he heard a moan sound from Ozzie, "Actually, get a fucking room! Seriously!" Sara and Cammy laughed, "This is one of the most awkward and funnies moment all 8 of us had together! We're making memories to leave in the past to remember in the future. But seriously, go get a room! How did you both get horny in front of us?" Sara said and laughed. A few hours later, it was night time. One of the orderlies walked down the hallway until he noticed a room opened, "Larry, are you there? Room 3C is unlocked! That's Willis's room! I don't wanna deal with his crazy shit!" Jerry laughed in a dark room, "And I thought we had a perfect connection these past 3 months..."The orderlie got his tazer stick out and sees Larry on the ground, "No! Xe was my friend! She was also my crush! Why did you do this to them? Jerry, I know you're there!" He turned on his stick, he saw Jerry, Sara, and Arthur as the lights from outside the room showed. Jerry walked up, "One question, what pronouns or gender is this person?" The orderlie got up, "He goes by all pronouns! Xe was my crush! They were my life of happiness!" The orderlie started swinging his stick. Sara dodged it and Arthur got frustrated, "You talk too much!" Arthur grabbed the stick and zapped it in the orderlie's mouth. The orderlie screamed as he fell on the floor, he was now deceased. While running in the hallways, Tito spotted an orderlie face to face. "Hey, get back here!" The orderlie ran to Tito. Tito sighed and groaned, knowing about his part in the plan. He grabbed the orderlie and pinned him onto the wall, "Say, you're cute~ Are you a virgin?~" The orderlie shaked his head and blushed, "N-No! I've never experienced sex or had someone to love me..." Tito sighed with frustration and touched the orderlie's cheek, "Well, have you ever kissed someone, or tongue kissed?" The orderlie gasped and turned red, "No! I never did anything-" Tito started kissing the orderlie until it led to a tongue kissing moment. The orderlie stopped and slowly went on his knees, "Y'know I always wanted to try this technique..." The orderlie started unbuckling Tito's pants. Tito secretly got his pocket knife out. As soon as he was about to slice the orderlie's head off, he got hard. "Oh, fuck!" He quickly sliced the orderlies head off and ran. "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!" Tito ran into the mens restroom and put his pants down, "Masturbate it and just continue... M-Maybe later on! Ugh! Fuck it, just stop being a slut for once and not worry about getting hard! Just deal with it later, you whore!" He buckled his pants and ran out. "Wait, the shirt!" He grabbed the shirt from the dead body and decided to use it as a disguise. He grabbed to walkie talkie and turned it on "Y'all smell like dog shit!"

He laughed and threw it on the ground. Another hallway from downstairs, Gus, Ozzie, and Cammy were running. The alarms went off, Gus and Cammy knew what would happen if loud noises were heard. "Oh, shit! Ozzie, sweetie, cover your ears!" Ozzie started shaking and crying, "Noise! N-Noise! I-I scared! S-Stop!" Gus tried to calm down Ozzie, "Ozzie, listen to me. I know the loud noises make you scared and get levels of anxiety because of your disability, it makes you have sensitive ears. But, don't let it stop you! Think of it as a...Dragon! You're gonna use a sword and not be afraid! Well, you're a princess that's using the sword! You're gonna show who's stronger and braver! It's like from almost every fairy tale, they live happily ever after. Did Knolan read you that story?" Ozzie nodded while she covered her ears. "Ugh! N-Noise!" Tears went down her face. Cammy hugged Ozzie, "We know how you're feeling. You're afraid about the noises due to your sensitive ears. Are you also scared about coming back to the real world?" Ozzie nodded, "I know, me too, Ozzie. But, you'll never have to hear noise again. So, would you be a brave and amazing girl for me?" Ozzie nodded as she complained about the noises. "Shh, it's okay. We're here. Don't worry." 20 minutes later, everyone was in the van. Tito felt awkward over what had happened to him in the hallway and was still kinda hard. "Do y'all mind if I masturbate in the van?" Jerry laughed, "Sure! My home is your home! Do whatever you want until the cops stop following us and we try to find a place to stay in. But, sure, I don't mind." Sara laughed, "Jerry, you horny ass! Don't think I forgot about you, Tito!" Tito rolled his eyes, "What? I got hard while I was doing my part of the plan! Gus laughed, "Okay, let me get this straight, even though you're not straight. You and Ozzie tried to have sex and make out in front of us earlier, now you wanna masturbate in front of us? What's next? 'Fingering Sara's vagina!'?" Sara laughed harder, "Just drive!" We're ready!" Jerry sighed and smiled, "Let's go! Knolan drive!" Dr. Fine screamed, "W-Why am I here?" Jerry laughed, "Oh, yeah! I forgot! I brought Dr. Fine here so I can molest her! I'm just kidding, dumb asses! I brought her here just to make her scared!"

Pt. 10 (2/2) coming soon 😇🌈🌈🌈🌈💅💅💅😍😍😍😍🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺

Sneak peak of (2/2): Going through all that driving to get to the building they call "home", Tito and Ozzie decide whether or not they should start a family and have kids of their own.

#im dumb #willy's wonderland #lgbtq #willy's wonderland comic #tito turtle #ozzie ostrich #heheheheeheh #transgender

[bugmin]

theres this girl i work w and i absolutely adore her to pieces like i genuinely think shes an angel sent from god gracing our pitiful little community with humor and kindness . when i tell u i want her to suceed beyond her wildest dreams i mean it. bro when she told me she thought i fr hated her at first coz i'd ignore her when she spoke to me and another coworker (*lois griffin voice* whoever you are....thank you) explained that im just very deaf and most definitely did not hear her and i felt sooo bad coz like omg no....bae.... and tonight after closing together (kinda for the first time? coz usually she was a third set of hands, not my actual closer) she apologized to me coz we just so happened to get slammed right before close and we were done so much later than we expected coz we were dead all day anyway im like girl what the hell are u apologizing for and she told me she wishes she had been more helpful when shes by far the most helpful person to me at work.. girl be serious!!!! u know i'd ride or die for u!! i told her not to apologize for anything she was amazing ive had a hundred shitty closes its just part of the job . idk i think her morale got hit pretty hard coz the same bitch that gave me severe attitude for weeks has been giving her the same treatment lately . oh it infuriates me like it really does.. if shes gonna be pissy w someone she should take it out on me instead i'd JUMP at the chance to chew her ass out again coz that bitch STILL be pissing me off!! lmfao im not gonna end this on a sour note so ill add that earlier today my much lovelier coworker said the sweetest thing abt me and i was cheesing abt it. still am. i feel like im learning more abt myself this last year than i ever have. thats ur 20s for ya i guess

#txt #worked a 12 hr shift finally home im gonna smoke eat my free broccoli and cheddar soup n watch sopranos . peace be with u

[catchingthoughtstheblog]

Just received the call no son (child) wants to ever receive!

Wow! Life is really gone in the blink of an eye! I'm having a very difficult time processing thoughts at the moment. I mean, I know there are emotions I'm supposed to be having at the moment however there's so much in my mind. It's like the silence is soooooo loud at the moment! I've gone through my phone and watched old videos of you and even pictures! Certain pictures hurt more than others! It's like had I known that Moment was the last one, I would of sat longer in it! I would of laugh longer at that joke! I would of smiled longer looking into your eyes! And this is where sadness comes from! The joy of know your love for me was pure and I wasn't even your biological child means the most!! I love you, Pop! Period!

Ma passed away in September. That was very hard for you! You spoke a few times about how you felt God should of took you and left her. Life is so interesting! I'll never forget the time you tried to get me to take one of our dogs (Shaka) out to the Bombing Range and leave him so when you returned from vacation, he would be gone! 😂 Pop, You were soooo pissed off at me when you guys got back home and Shaka was in that backyard! Lol 😂 I couldn't do it, Pop! You never let me live that mess down either lol! So many moments you poured into me, chastised me, praises me and celebrated me like I was yours! You helped me and Pat get our cards after high school and against your advice, we weren't saving money like we were supposed to be! But what did you do? You went into your honey stash and got us the additional monies needed to get what we needed!! You were so perfect!

I'd like to just brag on how amazing your were for a lil bit. A man who had three kids biologically with Ma, 1 outside of the marriage, 2 adopted and then me! Like, think about that for a second.... You owed nobody nothing and yet you gave far more than you ever had to. I thank you 🙏🏾 for that! A thing that upsets me now is the thought of those who had issues with you! It's like your issues now are mine. A spiritual battle I now have to fight is not disliking those who I vividly remember you expressing pain about! Those who have wronged you since momma passed!! That's my immediate fight! But God is faithful! This will pass for me because I still have you in my heart! It sucks for their conscience though so I pray peace over their lives.

Your sense of humor was the best!! Your laugh was contagious! Pitching quarters was our all time favorite. I'm not sure how much money I've beat outta you over the years but I'm sure I'm on top, lol. You taught me always to prepare for the unknown. You would say little cliches that would make sense in the end when you look back on them, but never - EVER - made sense in the moment! I love you, James Coleman. I wasn't your child by birth right but you would never know if someone didn't say it. Memories I'll take with me forever! Sad, yes. Yes I am sad. I'm very sad! Very emotional in moments. I honestly didn't know I'd feel like this but whoever does? Like, who prepares for the day a love one passes and then emotionally walked that thing out the way that they mentally prepared it; I'll wait....

#father #my dad #brownells #gammunition #squaddrills #brownellsinc #bureauofpropaganda #gammage #gunrange #sundaygunday #rest in peace #i love you dad

[fabricated-misslieness]

pairing: james bucky barnes x male reader

req: yes | wc: 1.37 | cw: enemies to lovers, slight nsfw ending, swearing | 16+

anon: Can you write an enemies to lovers with Bucky Barnes and male reader with a slight nsfw? 👉👈❤ (if not then just an enemies to lovers👉👈❤)

a/n: enemies to lovers are amazing but hard to write

James Bucky Barnes, the Winter Soldier and bane of your existence. 

You don’t know just why you hated him; in fact, you had some similarities, yet he still managed to piss you off just by breathing.

Everything about him was so damn irritating.

You’re sure he hated you too, but he never showed it as much as you did. You suppose that’s one of the ways he wins your arguments, he’s always calmer than you, less affected. He makes your blood boil but you can barely even make him mad.

Pathetic, really.

“What are you doing here?” You just wanted to train, you just wanted to go to the gym and work out in peace. Was that too much to ask for?

“Can’t I workout?” He responds with a roll of his eyes.

You despised that. Still, you had no real excuse to kick him out of the gym, nor did you want to leave just because of his presence.

As you do your thing, your weights, you can feel his stare on your back.

“What the fuck do you want, Barnes?” It’s until he’s looked you up and down that he snaps out of it. However, this time, unlike other times, he looks ashamed.

But he still bites his damn lip. “Spit it out.”

He looks back at you, eyebrows furrowed. “Spit what out?” His voice doesn’t give you any hints as to what he feels, and shit, you hate it.

“Whatever you have to say.”

He scoffs, “I have nothing to say.”

“Clearly, you do.” He groans frustratingly, pissed off by your bullshit. Still, he says nothing, gives you no insult, doesn’t tell you how angry he is.

“I don’t.” Even if he doesn’t voice it, his actions say everything. “Look, if my presence bothers you that much, I’ll just leave.”

“Good!”

“Good.”

“It’s his damn stare, Sam.”

“I know, right?!” Sam laughs. The Falcon had as much of a grudge as you did with Bucky, except they could cooperate with each other much better than you could. Still, you bonded over it.

“But, be honest with me, (y/n). It’s not just the stare, is it?” His tone is suggestive, in a flirty kind of way. You’re repulsed at the thought of being intimate with the Winter Soldier, but as much as you despise him, your chest also warms up. You hope for hatred.

“What ever do you mean?”

“You know what I mean.” He replies. The warmth in your chest increases.

“Shut up, Sam.”

“Come on!” He gives you an accusatory look, with a smirk that you want to punch off his face. Why is Sam your friend, again? “He pisses you off on a whole nother level than he pisses me off. Even I can tell.”

“Ugh, well…” You began relaying everything you hated about him and what he did.

He was serious and headstrong, although humorous and reckless at the same time. All the things you hated about him were silly, but dammit you would stick with them.

His vibranium arm, it felt like a cheat code. You’re sparring, he beats you, you’re arm wrestling, he refuses to use his normal arm, you’re arguing, he threatens to slap you with it. It’s all because of his damn powerful arm.

At times when his voice is so expressionless, yet his face gives away everything. If he’s going to glare at you, he might as well straight up tell you everything he feels about you.

The way he bit his lip when he was holding back an insult, you just wanted him to say it. What’s holding him back? Is it that bad that he thinks it’s going to affect you?

And most of all, his stare. You hadn’t noticed it since Sam brought it up but every time you noticed it, it never failed to anger you. Without fail, he looks you up and down, sizing you up as if you were about to throw hands; hell, you wanted to throw hands.

“(y/n), buddy, pal, dude... I’m pretty sure that’s sexual tension.”

“What the fuck, Sam?”

“Hey!” He raises his hands in a surrender motion. “I hate the guy too, but that’s a different kind of stare. He’s checking you out.”

“Sam-”

“Ey, ey, hear me out here.” The statement is usually followed up by a lengthy and logical explanation, but Sam isn’t the most logical of people. He puts his hands on your shoulders as if he’s about to tell you his whole life story before saying, “You’re emotionally constipated.”

“Sam!” You groan.

He gives you an all-knowing look. “You know it’s true.”

You roll your eyes, shake off his hands and walk out the room angrily. As you do, Sam shouts at you, “You can’t run from the truth, (y/n)!”

You don’t know how you ended up here. You don’t know when you and Barnes got so close that you could see every little detail of his face. You don’t know why you needed to be up in his face in the first place.

All you knew was that you were angry and you wanted to punch the Winter Soldier.

“It’s not my fault you pushed me under a literal bus!”

“It’s not my fault you’re a literal supersoldier!”

This was why you shouldn’t be put in the same mission without a mediator, hell, just together! If it wasn’t for his mistakes, and if it wasn’t for yours, the mission would’ve been fulfilled.

Any other person would’ve been good for the job.

At some point, he slapped you - with his non-metal arm. At some point, you balled up his shirt and pulled him towards you so that you scream in each other’s faces even closer. 

At some point, you stopped shouting.

Your talk earlier that week with Sam sprung back into your mind. God, that motherfucker was right. Bucky glanced down, at your lips. His eyes snapped up to your eyes just as quick but they kept trailing down then back up.

Normally, this would’ve pissed you off, but at the moment, you were doing the same thing.

“Fuck.” He mutters. The movement of his lips causes them to brush against yours… this was torture, it really was. You wanted to lean forward, kiss him; every fiber of your being told you to pull away, but everything told you to lean in at the same time.

“Fucking kiss me, coward.” That was your pushing point.

Despite you initiating the kiss, he kisses you with a fervor surely fueled by his anger. You don’t know how long it lasts, but by the time you pull apart, you’re both desperate for air.

“I like you, you idiot.” Bucky’s voice is softer now. His eyebrows furrow, though the gesture is no longer irritating to look at.

Instead of giving a reply, you kiss him again. His lips are gentle and tender, yet they’re chapped at the same time. It’s not a nice texture to be kissing, but you weren’t being nice either.

As you get lost into the kiss, your grip on his shirt falters. He takes both your hands, delicately, and brings them together to hook around his waist. His own settle on your hair, tugging you as close to him as possible.

“Do you like me too?” He sounds desperate. 

“I-” Your chest warms up, like it always does around him; and fuck, you realize it’s not anger, but attraction. He looks absolutely beautiful. “Does the kissing not tell you enough?”

“No,” He doesn’t banter with you. “tell me how you feel.”

Your heart tells you yes, your brain tells you yes, you like him and you want him. “I like you.”

Bucky smiles genuinely, but it’s not long before his face changes entirely. His eyes are half-lidded, and he smiles lazily yet playfully as he hooks a leg around your hip and pulls you closer to him. The grunt you let out as your pelvises press against each other only spurs him on.

The only space between you two is now between your lips, but he’s soon to seal that too.

Neither of you care that you’re at an alleyway out in public, despite that, neither of you bother to move. 

He wants your right here, right now, and nothing’s stopping him.

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[astrobydalia]

Hello! Could you please elaborate a post where you explain how women or men present themselves/act based on their Venus or Mars sign? You mentioned in your recent post that these planets act like a 2nd Sun sign and I’m really curious on what you mean by that (as well as how it differs from sign to sign)? Thank you✨

Yes of course! This is one of my favorite observations bc I’ve seen on SOOOOOO many occasions how people (including myself) try to guess a women’s sign but they end up guessing their Venus not their Sun. It’s amazing. The same with men and their Mars.

WHAT TYPE OF WOMAN ARE YOU BASED ON YOUR VENUS SIGN (for anyone that self-identifies as a woman)

You can also look at this if you're interested in woman to see the type of woman you're attracted to

Venus in Aries: aggressive, blunt, loud and probably swear a lot. Some people can see her as rude and immature. The type to make dirty jokes and has a bold and fierce "boss bitch" vibe

Venus in Taurus: high maintenance, concerned with her image but is usually not afraid of her flaws bc she just sees them as natural. She dresses *chef's kiss* 👌🏼

Venus in Gemini: chatty and always down to share info and opinions, she's real quick and easy to understand. She speaks in a way people wanna listen. Versatile.

Venus in Cancer: privet and family-focused. She inspires a very trustworthy and down to earth energy, like you can just tell her anything and she’ll support you

Venus in Leo: dramatic, prideful, theatrical and takes pride in her image specially. She has really a thing with the hair. Total show off and another high maintenance lady.

Venus in Virgo: low-key and minimalistic, doesn’t call too much attention and is very approachable yet picky. Probably doesn’t like makeup or jewelry and if she does she likes very simple ones.

Venus in Libra: elegant and graceful. Pretty and she knows it but is too diplomatic to come off as obnoxious. Likes to show off but in a way it doesn’t look like she’s showing off

Venus in Scorpio: intense and serious. She likes to be intimidating to see who can handle it. Very blunt and raw, she’s just fearless. Deep down understanding.

Venus in Sagittarius: funny af, she’s a comedian in disguise. Goofy and carefree, doesn’t let negativity in ever. Legit pissed off my lack of honesty and very independent.

Venus in Capricorn: success-oriented, she has earned the respectful image and all the success she has. Knows how to make things happen and knows when to be serious.

Venus in Aquarius: friendly, loves people and knows how to make the plubic feel heard and total unjudged. Can get along with pretty much anyone and is incredibly accepting

Venus in Pisces: soft and delicate. Something about her makes you feel soft for her or even sorry for her. Very composite and will be motivated to defend the weak.

WHAT TYPE OF MAN ARE YOU BASED ON YOUR MARS SIGN (for anyone that self-identifies as a man)

You can also look at this if you're attracted to men and see what type of men you're attracted to

Mars in Aries: dominant and independent. Very driven and completely transparent on his intentions wether he wants it or not.

Mars in Taurus: suuuuper chill and quiet. He’ll have a very comforting energy around him and is very reliable and loyal. Will want to provide.

Mars in Gemini: boyish and youthful. Very charming demeanor but in a boy next door type of vibe. Loves silly bad jokes and play of words.

Mars in Cancer: caring and sensitive. The type to ask you what’s wrong when you’re pouting. Very involved with family.

Mars in Leo: competitive and prideful. His ego becomes very sensitive with this placement. Fun, extroverted, artistic and charming.

Mars in Virgo: very low-key and down to earth but polished and put together. He really hates incompetence. He really is judgy bc of this

Mars in Libra: charming in a more cliche Prince Charming way. He can carry himself in a way that’s almost too “perfect”. Always polished. Can be fake.

Mars in Scorpio: sexy. Literally no matter his looks he's just somehow sexy, a sexy magnetism. Can be very raw in his approach. There's a mysterious way about him

Mars in Sagittarius: cocky AF or confident at the very least. Very very funny and humorous. He’s good at getting away with stuff.

Mars in Capricorn: big bo$$$. Dominant. He always takes the initiative when nobody does and has a potent voice (literally and figuratively). Practical and methodical.

Mars in Aquarius: detached. Very loyal, friendly and accepting. Eccentric and light-hearted energy. Intelligent and versatile. Socially driven.

Mars in Pisces: truly a mystery man. Very inward and withdrawn person. Tends to want to hide from anything he doesn't like. Easily overwhelmed.

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