While Cal’s busy sleeping with as many people as he can get his hands on, Steve falls in love with the absolutely shredded town baker. Out of nowhere. Much to his chagrin. It goes like this:
Steve: *walks into bakery and begins looking at bread*
Baker: hi, can I help you find anything? :-)
Steve slowly turns around and finds himself staring at a tall human man with biceps the size of his head and hands currently working on kneading dough. His mouth waters. He starts blinking.
We all like to giggle at Aziraphale for being the more naive and clueless of the pair, but I must point out that Crowley ALSO apparently did not pick up on any of the EXTREMELY OBVIOUS SIGNS that the Witchfinder Army was a complete racket and that Shadwell was the only member and just paying his own bills with the money Crowley gave him.
Seriously, he goes to meet up with him and he tells him about Tadfield and is like "PUT YOUR BEST PEOPLE ON THIS," and Shadwell starts babbling incoherently about "Witchfinder Lieutenant Table" and Crowley still doesn't suspect a thing.
aziraphale doesn’t call crowley a demon to insinuate he’s bad (even though the silly snake assumes that’s what it is). he keeps saying it to iterate it to himself because he needs to remind himself of their places as things start to feel more blurred and feels like he has to keep himself in check because he does love crowley and and and
A LITA Quartet Gifset | Variety Appearance on Grow Up To Be
This foursome are an absolute bunch of crackpots. The chaotic energy when they're all together is something else. The host sure had her hands full. (I want to see attempts to name each person's dance moves in the tags please. Make my day).