Down Bad Alpha Best friend
tw-blood mention, general disgusting creepy actions, be warned
Something something Yandere Alpha best friend being just a general creep, stealing your used and dirty underwear to jerk off into and spill their load into, slipping you muscle relaxers so they can just slide between your legs and sniff your underwear as they jerk off by humping the bed/couch, getting off when they see a bit of blood on you and wanting to lick any small wound you have, getting rock solid when they feed you by hand and wanting to see if they can force feed you more-
Just a very creepy and perverted down bad BFF in the Omegaverse
-Mommabean
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Do wanna say, I am actually really curious how Iva-chan would feel if the Dragodile Divorce went REAL BAD
'Cause they didn't know the two were in a relationship at all, right. (Otherwise, like, if Iva-chan knows about Crocodile having a kid then surely they'd realize that would've also been Dragon's kid and like. Understands that's Luffy etc)
So as far as Iva-chan understands the situation, Crocodile may have been secretly slightly involved with the Revolutionaries for a period of time, had a kid out of the blue, transitioned, and either immidiately broke ties with the Revs entirely and fucked off to Alabasta, or kept on assisting the Revs in secret (possibly monetarily, being a sugar daddy and all 💰🐊💰) for however long in secret, only to pretty much betray them out of nowhere by attempting to take over Alabasta 17 years later
Either way, surely Ivankov would've been deeply confused by this turn of events, right? Like what happened to him, why would Crocodile do any of this?
But if the straw that broke the camel's back and shattered Crocodile's psyche was the Dragodile Divorce going really bad, either from Dragon not being that accepting OR due to things going violent over a miscommunication... How would Ivankov feel about that?
Keep in mind, we've only ever heard Iva-chan talk about Dragon with nothing but adoration and respect. They sincerely hold Dragon in such high regard, can you imagine how badly either revelation could change how Iva-chan's views Dragon?
'Cause like, sure if Dragon's straight then that's one thing, but lashing out at his loved one? When he came out? At what might've been the most emotionally vunerable time of Crocodile's life (between the transing and the baby and having to leave his son forever. Y'know. Heavy shit)? Yeah, frankly speaking, Iva-chan would be completely justified in slapping the shit out of Dragon and giving him some choise words. Perhaps even some 💉 Karmic Punishment 💉 to teach a lesson Feeling disappointed in Dragon would be an understatement.
But even if The Divorce happened due to a tragic accident (of Dragon attacking the strange man he has never seen before out of instinct when going to see his wife and child), it's been nearly two whole decades. Have the two even spoken since then? Like presumably not considdering Crocodile didn't even know who Luffy was. So if they haven't spoken at all-- did Dragon ever apologize? Or was he that much of a coward he couldn't face Croc and take responsibility for what he did? If so, that is absolutely pathetic and frankly irresponsible considdering the feelings he would've left Crocodile festering with.
Like either way, I'm deeply facinated how Iva-chan would take the news. How that could impact their relationship with Dragon, as well as how they've viewed Crocoboy for the past few years as well.
Because suddenly Crocoboy didn't just go bonkers out of nowhere, abandon and betray the Revolutionaries to try to do something monstrous for selfish gain. Suddenly, it was Dragon who abandoned Crocodile and left him all alone for nearly two decades, believing obtaining an Ancient Weapon was the only way to take down the World Government. Countless innocent lives that perhaps could've been spared in Alabasta had Dragon just fucking talked to his ex--
Yeah. I'm curious how Iva-chan would feel
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Consider ... FL's hair doesn't get fluffy only when he's angry, but mayhaps when he's freezing or frightened? 👀 if he gets startled it's an immediate floof!
The urge to just hug him while he's laying or kneeling down and trying to comfort or keep him warm, while petting his hair is just :,D
ehe today's all about poofy Foul Legacy fluff!!!!
the frightened part especially you've seen several times- mostly when you had just taken him in and he was recovering because at the time, everything scared him. if people's footsteps were too loud, if someone he didn't know came into the house, if it was raining outside- really, it seems that everything except you made Foul Legacy screech and try to hide himself in a corner, shivering with hair floofed up in fear. it would take you hours to coax him somewhere more comfortable at first, and even then he would only calm down if you were beside him. there was one time early on when Zhongli came to visit and Childe had freaked out, refusing to move from his place behind you and pressing his forehead against your back. it was only after Zhongli had left that Childe moved to curl up with you with his head in your lap, trembling violently :(( he's much better now, after living with you for a while, but there are still things that scare him (like thunderstorms) and he clings to you with his fur all poofed up
luckily Liyue doesn't get NEARLY as cold as Snezhnaya, but there are still winter nights where the house can get pretty chilly!!! sometimes in the morning before everything has warmed up you'll wake up to a VERY fluffy Foul Legacy in your arms as he whines and tries to keep warm. you've learned that keeping several blankets on standby is key, so you can slip off to work and also make sure Childe stays warm all day- it's so cute because you'll get home and go to your room and see two horns poking out under a mound of blankets, only to turn into a happy, toasty Childe trilling to welcome you home!!! he also will tug you under the covers with him so you can give him scritches and pet his poofed up fur :)))
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getting unsolicited advice as a virgo is crazy bc don't you know i already considered that in over thinking session #561190?
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I offer you two scenarios:
Billy won't get out of Steve's way, and he just won't stop talking, so Steve lifts him up with his hands under Billy's armpits, and sets him out into the hall
Billy trying to bribe a child to stop crying
"I'll give you twenty bucks if you keep quiet," Billy hisses at the bawling toddler, trying to wrestle his wallet out of his too-tight jeans.
Steve looks on, torn between wanting to laugh and putting a stop to Billy's bullshit. He'd rather jump in an acid tank than admit it, but Big Bad Billy Hargrove being duped by a tiny child is both hilarious and... really freaking cute.
The dream he used to have of a white picket fence and six kids comes to mind. Only it's not Nancy he's with at the altar; it's Billy Hargrove.
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I went to the local again with lite this evening. they didn't have a headline event going so it was just a bunch of people doing long sets
I ended up doing one with a ky player who I think probably would've rinsed me on netplay but I ended up going almost even against. I got to experiment with some tech I'd been meaning to try out and it worked pretty well so I'm very pleased
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honestly the amptp forcing a wga strike right before the dga and sag-aftra contracts are up (and therefore all union directors and actors could potentially strike) is horrifying just because this is my livelihood but also kind of funny just because of the audacity. they’ve lost their minds.
PAY WORKERS FOR THEIR LABOR it is literally that simple. anyways.
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