#dreamswap quotes

[isame-allen]

“Humanity will always find a way to ruin even the purest of angels”

#dreamswap #ds dream #isaacballz #Hell ya #quote by no one #i literally just thought of it #unless it is and i havent seen it yet

[xmymelosmile]

Cross: watches TV

Nightmare: just passing by

Cross: looks at Nightmare Damn, you have a whole bakery in there?

Nightmare: I don't know what you except after running away from the police for century.

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[heckinghellck]

DsDream: Make a joke.

DsNightmare: Your parents already did.

DsDream: You'll be compost in my new world.

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[fictionalshippingbean]

Ink, complaining to Cinna and Dream about his (terrible) dating life: But what about that human from that one Au I dated once? They were my SOULMATE!

Cinna: You said that about a ball of yarn once!

Dream: You also once said that about one of Error’s puppets!

#undersuface #dreamtale #inktale #errortale #cinna!sans #cinna sans #dreamtale dream #dream sans #ink sans #ink #error sans #error #sans au #au sans #utmv #au #incorrect quote #the one puppet of Error’s Dream was talking about #was literally a puppet of his Dreamswap self #that was promptly destroyed by Error because he didn’t like that Ink touched the puppet

[asukamood]

(Pre Grand Shenanigan, DS ofc)

(It’s my second time sharing random quotes I came up with I just aaaah)

Dream, walking into the kitchen: What are you making?

Nightmare, cooking: Idk, we’ll see!

Dream: okay… Huh? I don’t remember ever buying these mushrooms. Where did they come from?

Nightmare: I picked them up on the road lmfao

Dream: … Are you sure they’re edible?

Nightmare: We’ll find out!

(The dish ended up tasting good somehow)

#dreamswap #ds dream #ds nightmare #just ds noot being gay and having trauma #ds dreammare #platonic sweammare #platonic dream x nightmare #incorrect quotes

[sjulllx]

Dreamswap Incorrect Quotes #1

Ink: *rolls eyes to the sky* Cross: *makes funny faces to get them to stop* Nightmare: *puts their earphones on at 100 volume* Dream: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother* Error: *is the reason they're crying* Blue: *enjoys in silence*

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[viaviv124]

Ds!Nightmare: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should i do?

Ds!Ink: punch him in the stomach. When he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Ds!Error: tackle him

Ds!Dream: dump him

Ds!Blue: kick him in the shin

Ds!Cross: NO TO ALL OF THOSE JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN

Dreamswap and all characters mentioned belong to onebizarrekai

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[ds-defunct-council]

Dream: You aren't allowed to go to the gala.

Nightmare: But I love balls!

#hell itself #dreamswap #incorrect quotes #mod felis

[lavenderr-starrs]

Dreamswap!nightmare: sir would you please stop staring at me—

Dreamtale!nightmare: Where’s the rest of ya?

#Meanwhile Nevin from Ibvs is just standing in a distance wondering #htf is that version of me an octupus #dreamswap #dreamtale #ds nightmare #nightmare sans #incorrect quotes #source: tiktok

[saltyhappygirl]

DS!Ink: *Walking with scissors*

DS!Cross: *With headphones, distracted*

DS!Ink: *Casually cuts the headphone wire*

DS!Cross: Okay... I'm waiting for my new one, thanks, I love you Ink <3

DS!Ink: Wdym? I am just bored and I have a new scissors

DS!Cross: ...

DS!Ink: Dumbass

#dreamswap #ds ink #ds cross #quotes

[raccoon-in-a-dumpster]

bm: please let this be a normal drive to jail,,,

thrush; with acrylic?? un-fucking-likely

#raccoon rambles #incorrect quotes #bloodlust dreamswap #just had to give this to y'all

[isame-allen]

bow wow

Credits @/incorrect-dreamswap-quotes

#right now I’m scraping any quotes with Dream and cross just to make a starcropped ver because I’m that desperate #dreamswap #ds dream #ds nightmare #ds error #ds cross #ds ink #ds blue #ds blink #dankswap #incorrect quotes #isaacballz #allen’s crack doodles

[modded-deathz]

Vulture: *Is a huge threat*

Bloodmoon: "Kind of hot ngl."

Hematite: "Bloodmoon what the fuck, he wants you dead-"

Bloodmoon: "So?"

Hematite: "WTF DO YOU MEAN "SO??" BLOODMOON, THAT'S A FUCKING MANIAC-"

Hematite: "Where the fuck did he go-"

Bloodmoon: Kissing Vulture

Hematite: "Oh for fuck sakes."

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[brainyquotestobeaperson]

If you want to shine like a sun, first burn like a sun.

A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

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[lostinwalmartmymomleftme]

What r ur dreamswap headcanons :3

Have to redo this bc Tumblr hates me:

* 7 each

* Human Ver. Specific

Dream

Dream 100% has something that’s dedicated to Ani, (hospital, orphanage, medical organization, etc.)

To add more depth to him being Latino, I choose to believe he’s Chilean-American

He doesn’t like to be touched, but would never correct anybody on it because he doesn’t want to offend anyone and he doesn’t view it as a priority or concern 

Only has one scar and it was prior to the incident (tm), nightmare, dropped a bowl, and a shard of the ceramic cut dream deep enough to form a scar, and subconsciously Dream doesn’t want it to heal, so it doesn’t fully heal, though it is fairly faint, it’s on his wrist directly above the bone 

He’s probably some form of genderqueer, yeah, doesn’t know it and refuses to look into it because he just doesn’t view it as important, he probably goes by pronouns 

His magical blondness, skips a few streaks of his hair, so he has black streaks that he dies blonde to match the rest of his hair

Canonically multilingual, speaking both English and Mandarin, though I would like to add that he can fluently speak Latin, modern Spanish, and French

Bonus: Dream does that OCD thing (w/o actually having it) where all of his pens when they’re laying on his desk are at the exact same place, in a perfect little row

Nightmare

He sits in trees and people watches, like he sits up in trees, kind of in forests and watches people on picnics and fun little family outings, and tries to imagine what his life would be like if it hadn’t been what it is 

His hair is extremely heat damaged, because he totally straightens it (it’s the only thing about him that’s allowed to be straight /j)

Extension on him canonically being Latino: I think he’s Peruvian-American

For some reason collect bottle caps (like the little metal ones you get on alcohol bottles (he doesn’t drink though))

He has a peanut allergy

Despite being an insomniac, whenever he does actually sleep, he starfishes

He doesn’t like looking in mirrors, there’s anything wrong with it, there isn’t really reason why he doesn’t like it, he just find it unsettling and he covers the one in his room with a blanket

Ink

He has one of those canopy beds, but the actual canopy part is custom painted and embroidered (by himself) with band logos, TV show logos, characters he likes, etc.

He is really bad at spelling, professional emails are more like word scrambles

If someone were to ask him to draw them, he would draw them, claim he made mistake, tear it up, then draw a stick figure, and give it to them

Usual Ethnicity one: he actually doesn’t know his ethnicity beyond being Latino, but he is Cuban-American

He’s emo and claims his favorite color is black, but it’s orange which is equally as bad

He has no real gauge of his own pain tolerance and usually has to be forced into medical situations by other people, usually Dream when he reports back to him

Ink’s allergic to bleach and ant bites

Cross

He hasn’t had his first kiss

He uses Old Spice cologne in the classic scent. But he does it to a NAUSEATING level.

He’s Irish, ethnically. I don’t make the rules.

He’s minorly lactose intolerant

This man owns like five Tamagatchis

He makes really good bread for some reason? Like this man SLAYS a sourdough

Cross uses 3-in-1 bodywash

(This is a Tamagatchi if you don’t know)

Blue

This man wears hair curlers to bed 100%

He’s really bad at math

Probably advocates for eating healthy (being a yoga instructor, possible influencer)

Blue is so ADHD to me

American-Italian/Portuguese

Has never made a bed in his LIFE

Blue seems like the kind of man who would burn water

Error

Clean freak, he prefers to keep the house clean, but it ends up a mess anyways because Cross and Nightmare always end up messing it up

Easily the best driver of the Meme Squad

His lock/homescreen is an inspirational quote

LOVES the rain, finds it calming and loves the smell of it, but hates getting caught out in the rain (loves the aesthetic, hates the actual thing)

Maybe American-Moroccan?

He likes dark fantasy books

Was top of his class when he had been in school, prior to his amnesia

Kevin

Can read. (Can’t write (no thumbs))

Can and does steal from the meme squad

Bonus:

How long I think it takes DS to get ready in the mornings:

Dream takes a solid hour and a half

Blue takes an hour

Nightmare takes 45 minutes

Cross and Ink take 15-20 minute for the sake of layers

Error and Finch take like 5 bc they dress really basic

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[asukamood]

Dream doesn’t understand modern slangs and shenanigans, no, I do not take criticism.

Anyways, have Blue making fun of his boomer boyfriend.

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Blue, holding a paper written ‘lmfao’ on it: Hey Angel, mind reading that out loud to me?

Dream, squinting eyes-: L-Leme- Lemefao? What language is this?

Blue, holding back laughter: That’s English.

Dream:

Dream: There is no way this is English.

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